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[–]jorizz[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Well, this would happen if you mess with Saiyans.

[–]RickRossovich 2 points3 points ago

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Front row seats to the end of the world boys.

[–]sjbennett85 1 point2 points ago

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Came for the image, upvoted for the two-tone copy

[–]dbarts21 1 point2 points ago

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Usually when i see titles such as "Shit Happens" I expect feces.

Pleasantly surprised.

[–]Potatoguy123 2 points3 points ago

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The feces is hidden in the suit.

[–]wheelies152 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone photoshop Ryu in?

[–]Ozymandias12 0 points1 point ago

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Umm...did we have insurance for that?

[–]lookitsshady 0 points1 point ago

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anyone read impact?

[–]Jackubi 0 points1 point ago

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McAfee Site Advisor says this is a bad website.

[–]7zark77 0 points1 point ago

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I saw a cool short film recently, where an astronaut goes to Mars or the Moon and some place you can see the Earth from and finds a crystal which turns the Earth into a stone in his palm and he drops it and steps on it and destroys the world and can't get home. Or maybe I was high.

[–]jorizz[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TECHNIC0L0R 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ wat

[–]srpsychosexy 0 points1 point ago

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What's the appropriate response to this?

better drink my own piss