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[–]distantstar 0 points1 point ago

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RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:FW:RE:RE LOL

[–]Spiro_Agnew -2 points-1 points ago

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Lived to 35, spent their days wollowing in ignorance and eating berries. What a life!

[–]horse666 7 points8 points ago

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Yes but... plenty beaver!

[–]Zangiefs_Briefs 2 points3 points ago

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"wollowing in ignorance"

[–]Spiro_Agnew 0 points1 point ago

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White man make typo too.

[–]Alexxishere -1 points0 points ago

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you...are a dumbass they lived to 35 but they fucked some chick for about 25 of those years ***Every night

[–]geurillafotog -2 points-1 points ago

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I'll pay taxes and deal with the problems of infrastructure if it means access to more information, healthcare, and opportunities.

I'm not saying those who colonized North America did nothing wrong. Nor am I saying that life is a picturesque flower and should never change. I am saying that life is good and we can't go back. By nearly any metric, life is better.

I'm not criticizing the one quoted, I've been swamped, recently, with a wave of romanticism and people who want to travel back to the before time when 'life was wonderful'. It was a pain in the ass with the threat of death and starvation hanging around all the time.

[–]ObviouslyAGirl -2 points-1 points ago

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women did all the work

Noo way, count me out!

[–]UbermenschSIX55321 -4 points-3 points ago

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Fuck the Indians