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[–]am__ 13 points14 points ago

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[–]jfvnsdjkbngvjsdk 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Degospectacular 16 points17 points ago

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This is .gif perfection.

[–]captainhobo 6 points7 points ago

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...Except for polio

[–]ncocca 3 points4 points ago

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and any other autoimmune disease... arthritis, osteoporosis (sp), sjogrens, mono (not auto-immune?), etc...

[–]RandallGraves 1 point2 points ago

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Hilarious

[–]rniland 1 point2 points ago

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Wrong, AIDS

[–]timetravelersknife 1 point2 points ago

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10 minutes and the little guy kept trying... or kept dying. /sad

[–]RedditRedneck 1 point2 points ago

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...except ALS, Polio and other neurogenic atrophy disorders.

[–]DingDongSeven 1 point2 points ago

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Nietzsche had some mental health issues. Sometimes, he wrote some very messed-up things, and this is one of them.

Adversity may force you to take actions that could eventually benefit you, but it does in no way guarantee it. If you're the victim of ID theft, you might become more savvy about such things. But that doesn't come close to killing you. Adversity of that kind is something that a victim is far less likely to emerge from, stronger.

[–]Innsu 2 points3 points ago

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False.

Cancer

[–]AYWMS_NWiam 2 points3 points ago

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False.

Lance

[–]bubsyouruncle 0 points1 point ago

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-Nietzsche (bastardized)

[–]raoulduke357 0 points1 point ago

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Your time for revenge is at hand!

[–]TheChunkyMunky 0 points1 point ago

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Master Splinter

[–]Nicknam4 0 points1 point ago

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This is older than the internet. Welcome.

[–]blade2000 -5 points-4 points ago

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Holy crap, this AGAIN!!!! This is on reddit every 3-4 months. WTF people, did some people just get a PC for the first time?!

[–]Riobe 2 points3 points ago

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Yes. And some people are new to reddit. And some people (like myself) reddit often but have still missed this image. There is no harm in reposting. Not everyone will have seen an image the first time (or nth) time it is posted. When the community as a whole doesn't want to see it, it won't get enough upvotes to become "hot".

Really, I would bet that a lot of the images you've seen before on reddit and liked are reposts when you see them. You only care because you have seen this particular one.

[–]Ringio[S] 2 points3 points ago

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well i got this image in an email from my mom so i didnt know :/

[–]FredSteak -2 points-1 points ago

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NOPE! Chuck testa taxidermy.