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[–]SickSalamander 4 points5 points ago

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If their drill sargent didn't refer to them together EVERY time he used their names, I would be disappointed.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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No wonder they are together in that pic, the sergeant must pair them together for everything.

[–]awesimo 2 points3 points ago

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I think the one on the right is actually "KIINTZ"

[–]HOMEP1 2 points3 points ago

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It's pronounced "vaginas"

[–]gameofchance 0 points1 point ago

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No. It's just pronounced "Koonts".

[–]Grammar-Hitler 1 point2 points ago

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It's moops.

[–]fairwayks 4 points5 points ago

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Even if her last name is pronounced "koontz," she's not gonna' hear it said that way until she gets back home.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

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There's also former MLB player Rusty Kuntz

[–]peeviewonder -3 points-2 points ago

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that is disgusting

[–]raffytraffy 1 point2 points ago

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too perfect.

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[–]Rockerdude34 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Jamo2617 0 points1 point ago

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They only feel that way because they had to sit next to seamen stains on the bus over there

[–]Proeiliator 0 points1 point ago

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MOODY! KUNTZ!

Come lead PT today.

Every day if I was their PLTSGT.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 0 points1 point ago

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There is no way this was accidental.

[–]starsky51 0 points1 point ago

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Accidental Photoshop.