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Really? Seriously? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by laouik
[–]Oelund 1009 points1010 points1011 points 1 year ago
I'd say that it is a pretty efficient parking job. Imagine if everybody parked like that.
http://i.imgur.com/P4Tgq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/t65vK.jpg
[–]T1mac 566 points567 points568 points 1 year ago
I'd have to say you did a really great Photoshop job. The background through the rear windows were perfect. A+
[–]the_cdl 349 points350 points351 points 1 year ago
I'll give him an A-. Changing the plates would have taken it to the next level.
[–]Oelund 429 points430 points431 points 1 year ago
I actually considered it.
[–]the_cdl 87 points88 points89 points 1 year ago*
The good news is you're still maintaining a 4.0 average!
edit for clarification. Didnt think this would get so many comments.
T1mac gave him an A+. I gave him an A-. The average of those 2 grades would be a 4.0 where I went to school. (A+) + (A-) = A = 4.0
ASU GPA Calc
Your results may vary. :)
[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 61 points62 points63 points 1 year ago*
Really? An A- at my college gets me a 3.667.
edit: ASU. It all makes sense now.
[–]ewagstaff 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
At mine, A- is a 3.7. A+ is for bragging rights, but counts for 4.0 regardless. I think an A+ should cancel a minus somewhere else.
[–]comatosesperrow 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
i wish A+ would count as a 4.1 or something gawd
[–]arbivark 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
it does at cornell. my brother graduated e.e. with a 4 point something.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
tell him i said hello to the 'Nard Dog
[–]SangamonTaylor 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
It does at some sniff... state schools.
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
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[–]comatosesperrow 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
at a college? o.O damn
[–]PresumablyCorrect 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
At my school we could get above a 4.0
[–]mindfuckingyou 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
3.67
[–]AnswerAwake 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Damn you would think an E2 would net you at least some points...
[–]picsandnsfwonly 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
lol what school has an A+ ?
[–]Kryhavok 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Also, reflection in the black SUV on the left.
[–]CJGibson 60 points61 points62 points 1 year ago
Obviously he didn't photoshop it. He got his smartcars out and parked them like that.
[–]highwebl 48 points49 points50 points 1 year ago
Maybe he downloaded them.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
One of these comments is not like the other.
[–]phormality 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
You wouldn't download a car would you?
[–]Fryboy11 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I tried.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
You wouldn't download a car.
[–]Ivnnio 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Fuck you, I would if I could!
[–]GuruM 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
[–]Etab 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
Oh, you're leaving, guy in the back row of cars? Problem?
Also, that is master-level Photoshopping.
[–]Ginnigan 118 points119 points120 points 1 year ago
Not a problem at all!
http://i.imgur.com/06qJd.jpg
(Yes, I am also a master artist.)
[–]Etab 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Well, that was easy.
[–]octal9 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Nice try, Staples CEO.
[–]ultraoptms 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
At least we all know what car inspector gadget drives now.
[–]garblesnarky 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Using perspective transform would be master-level, I think...
[–]Etab 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
True. Additionally, there's some extra line paint in the shadow beneath the cars, the shine on the nose of each of the cars is identical, and the license plates are all the same. I suppose it's more apprentice-master-level Photoshopping.
[–]Katnipz 99 points100 points101 points 1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/4dUcL.jpg
[–]impaler88 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
A++ photoshop job.
[–]rubberducky22 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Fantastic photoshopping sir, fantastic.
[–]learnyouahaskell 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
That's unbelievable (for me).
[–]PsyanideInk 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Except if you really wanted to be efficient when parking like that, you'd start on the right or left, so a full size car could use the spot beside, if necessary.
It's kinda like choosing a urinal, you never go to the middle!
[–]reasonman 389 points390 points391 points 1 year ago
Maybe some other asshole parked incorrectly, he had to park like that, then original asshole left making this guy look like a dick.
Edit: Or not. I don't care.
[–]SniperGX1 84 points85 points86 points 1 year ago
It's like when it snows and no one can see the lines so everyone guesses, then when the snow melts it's like an asshole generator.
In this case someone bought a smart car, parked it in two spots, and put a picture online 4 teh lulz.
[–]bethanechol 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I think this thread has lead me the conclusion that if all reddit posts ended in "Edit: Or not. I don't care," the site would be a much happier place...
Edit: Oh you get the idea.
[–]Neebat 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I think they're just hoping two other smart cars come along and park alongside.
[–]dontcthis 59 points60 points61 points 1 year ago
Larry David?
[–]iancole85 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
Pig parker!
[–]_donald 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Pig parker! Chat Cut
[–]Joshua4000 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
i bet he chat and cuts too
[–]coffeeholic 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Relevant
[–]Dave0312 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
You read my mind, brother! LE PIG PARKER!
[–][deleted] 135 points136 points137 points 1 year ago
Protip - If you see someone parked like a douche, don't park like a douche next to them so you fit. That way when douche 1 leaves, you don't look like a douche.
[–]dinglehump 67 points68 points69 points 1 year ago
That's a lot of douches
[–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 1 year ago
It's douches all the way down.
[–]dinglehump 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
It's the only way you can be sure you are clean
[–]smilingkevin 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Nuke it from orbit? Seems extreme.
[–]capnjack78 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Douches are exponential, ya know.
[–]sleepahol 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Surrounded by assholes.
[–]savngtheworld 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Well there are really just soo many dirty vaginas in this world, so I spose that's why there are soo many fucking douches.
[–]DaHozer 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
When I see someone parked like a douche and there is still enough room to fit a car in the spot next to them, I go for it. I get my car within inches of their door to make sure they can't open it and then egress through the window dukes of hazard style. I only do it if it doesn't result in me taking up two spots and doubling the douche factor of the parking lot.
[–]tbotcotw 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
But what if the douche you're douching was just trying to douche another douche? Douche.
[–]Antagony 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
That's fine if the car park isn't very busy. I once parked in the only available slot, which happened to be between two badly parked cars, then came back an hour later to find mine was the only badly parked car and someone had slashed my tyres for it. :(
[–]uwc 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Is that a common thing to have happen? Hundreds of dollars (or pounds, maybe, judging by "tyres" and "car park") of damage for MAYBE temporarily inconveniencing people? That level disregard is really honestly sickening. Much worse than the original offense.
I get offended by selfish or bad parkers, but never to the point of reducing the functionality of the vehicle. Plus, they obviously have enough trouble driving it as is.
Ugh.
[–]dietotaku 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
slashing the tires does go too far. i'd probably leave an extremely strongly-worded note, however.
[–]herohatesee 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Once in an otherwise completely empty parking lot a guy parked so close that he smashed my side mirror. I moved my car and duct taped all his doors shut. Fuck him.
[–]StabbyPants 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
ooh, duck tape the doors shut, then put expanding foam in the door jam.
[–]arcturussage 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
If I see someone parked like that in front of a curb I'm going to parallel park in front of them so they can't get out*
*I'm not actually going to do that because I'm a giant pussy and hate confrontation.
[–]thenuge26 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Protip 2: If someone in a smart car parks like a douche...give it a good push and flip that bitch on its side.
Then park normally.
[–]Narfff 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Real protip: the engine of the Smart lies between the rear wheels, just under the luggage space, behind the seats. You can actually, with 2 persons, lift the front and flip it on its back.
Smart car owners in Amsterdam have been advised to not back into parking spaces next to the canals.
[–]thenuge26 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Consider that one remembered.
[–]Narfff 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Now, remember one thing: Property damage is a criminal offense.
[–]thenuge26 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
What property? All I see is a canal....No property to be seen...
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
I drive a shitty car, so I like to park as close to douche's car as possible, especially if said douche has a nice car, 'cause he can dent and ding my shit up all he wants, as long as he has a real bitch of a time getting into his car and out of his space without fucking up his car.
[–]ubna 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I tried this,
Then some SUV Douchebag folded his mirrors in and wedged in beside my car.
They wedged so close to my driver side, which was parked nose in, so they could get an inch on their side to open their door.
I had to crawl over my center console and squeeze in to my drivers seat. Not easy for a tall 6'+ person to do!
[–]shadmere 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Sometimes it's the only space left.
[–]BigMike310 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/17/2010/11/you-park-like-an-asshole-notice.jpg
[–]BigMike310 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
best part about this is watching them return to their cars and look around like WTF?! good stuff... lol
[–]whocares123 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
My aunt owns a new 300 and parks like this wherever she goes. One time she did this in a full parking lot at an event. Somebody actually left a note on her windshield calling her gay. She was really offended, then I told her they probably spit on her car too :) . One of these days i'm gonna follow her around and park right next to her over the line just like her.
[–]MicroDigitalAwaker 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I don't use gay, but I always leave an accusing note and end it by calling them a douche.
[–]lankira 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago*
My husband has a slender truck, and does his damnedest to park properly within the space adjacent the driver's side of the offending vehicle in cases like that. Especially when it's a neighbor with a new car. As his truck is a stick, it's the only time he locks the doors, "that way they can't open the door, release the parking brake and roll it."
It's an '05 Chevy Colorado with over 130k miles on it. That truck is like the honey badger: it don't give a fuck.
[–]CubedRoot 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
i just pull next to them so my passenger door is right on top of thier driver door, this way, they have no choice but to climb into thier car when they return.i
nah, just follow her around and leave snarky notes on her windshield
[–]JelqMaster777 111 points112 points113 points 1 year ago
Maybe he did that so that there can be two parking spaces left instead of one.
[–]Stop_Sign 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
Yea he's just thinking of his friends cars as well!
Optimism!
[–]undercoveruser 87 points88 points89 points 1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/JFFiO.jpg
[–]ninvertigo 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
killer instinct on snes... nice
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I was wondering what was with the fake eyes....Look what I found!
[–]RaipFace 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I was going to comment saying it looks like a car can definitely fit on the right side. Your comment is true as well. (mostly if another smart car parks on the left)
[–]biggles7268 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
just grab a friend and pick it up and move it over into the street.
[–]Mainaccountiswear 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Maybe he did, took a picture of it and posted it on reddit to see how much karma he/she could get?
[–]Gella321 71 points72 points73 points 1 year ago
102 points. Not bad. Now go move your car.
[–]CrispyButtNug 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
I was thinking the same thing...
[–]Chacarius93 143 points144 points145 points 1 year ago
Grab a few friends and pick it up and move it. Preferably into a tow zone
[–]NuM3R1K 53 points54 points55 points 1 year ago
They're short enough lengthwise to fit in the width of a parking spot. So, my suggestion would be to rotate it, parallel parking style so his attempts at leaving the spot will resemble this.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
Or just push it on its side and park normally. ಠ_ಠ
[–]garblesnarky 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Almost 50% of that video is worthless filler content. Someone should make a user script that automatically skips youtube channel intros.
[–]Flanery 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
They only weigh ~1,600lbs. Easy for three or four fit and/or drunk dudes to at least scoot over.
[–]cojafoji 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
It's funny cause it's true.
[–]bassmandan 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
the only trouble you'll have is finding something solid to grab hold of. I know if anyone had tried that to mine, they would have ended up with all the panels off the car.
[–]BlindMildred 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
TIL We now measure a person´s strength by "drunk" and "not drunk"
[–]Tom504 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Consuming alcohol adds 10 points to str while subtracting an equal amount from int and dex.
[–]fuckyoudigg 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
A few friends and I moved two of our friends Civics out of a garage and down the street when we were at a party. Our one friend didn't even notice that his car was missing till he went to open the door and the handle wasn't there.
turn it sideways and park two cars in those spaces.
[–]arcturussage 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I wouldn't even use friends. I'd just push it with my car.
[–]Franz_Ferdinand 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
crtl+F: "pick"
Nailed it.
[–]aakaakaak 61 points62 points63 points 1 year ago
Simple solution
At the most it's a 2-man lift.
[–]BennyFred 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
This was my first thought on the matter.
[–]da_bbq 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
That's the ONLY thing I think of when I see a car that small.
[–]FacelessBureaucrat 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
Pig parker.
[–]ShakyBonez 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Cue music.
[–]nitefang 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Oh god thank you for that.
[–]pezhore 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I'm quite proud I went to the same school where that is hosted.
[–]jaketessem 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
what song is that? I know it's by The Who, but I can't remember the name of the song!
[–]mmomjian 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Won't Get Fooled Again
[–]arcturin 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
That amount of parking space is meant... for two.
[–]jfrn 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I believe you forgot your sunglasses
[–]Corrik 69 points70 points71 points 1 year ago
Teach him a lesson and flip that shit (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLJB3Uo3TG8
[–]nostalgicpanda 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
Park car like an asshole, take a picture and upload to reddit. karma!
[–]ah_hell 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
That's what I was thinking too. If someone did this for real, that's a stabbin'.
[–]pearlite 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
If it was his/her own car, I doubt they would leave the license plate exposed.
[–]billraydrums 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Smartass car.
[–]builderb 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago*
Maybe it was parked between two normal cars (that were themselves parked crookedly) and those two cars drove away. Or maybe there were a bunch of motorcycles from a biker gang parked there and the biker gang has since departed. Maybe some kittens were scattered about, taking naps and playing with twine and the only open area to park was across the white dividing line. And maybe the kittens have since been adopted by a schoolbus full of orphan kids that passed by. Or maybe the driver just had to pee really really bad.
[–]buciuman 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
No. What you are saying is common sense and requires too much intellectual effort.
[–]hellomynameistimothy 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Or maybe OP parked his smart car like this and posted on reddit. karma!
[–]Awesomeade 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
You could probably fit a car that size in the spaces on either side of this guy. He is effectively creating a parking space out of thin air for his small-car brethren.
[–]crapshot 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Apparently! Seemingly!
[–]par383 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Smartest Parking Job Ever?
[–]fyeahcking 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Shit on his car. Problem solved.
[–]bassmandan 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I like your problem solving attitude. If only I could shit on demand.
[–]KingNothing13 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Pick it up and move it into one of the spots.
[–]LoEndJuggalo 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Just pull out some mentos and get like 3 to 4 people together and pick it up and put it down in one of the spots... upside down
[–]W1nd 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
EXCUSEZ MOI! EXCUSEZ MOI! VOUS ÊTES UN PIG PARKERRR!
[–]BillSchmidt 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
this is when you park horizontally in front of him. MUHAHAHA
[–]nanan00 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
My girlfriends apartment complex has motorcycle parking spaces on the ends of the parking garages. Last weekend there was a smartcar parked there, he took up a space and a half of the 3 spaces so I parked right up next to his drivers side door in the half of a space.
[–]hiimainsley 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I'm convinced that a majority of these types of pictures are taken by the karma-hungry driver of the car.
[–]tbonevig 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Is there a bad parking subreddit yet?
EDIT: I guess I should have looked before I asked.
[–]Tators 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Where the hell is Larry David when you need him.
[–]thatgirlinthecorner 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
At least it's a Smart Car, so you can just pick it up and throw it onto the grass.
[–]gpathak 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Maybe he was a victim of Pig Parking
[–]harry_dean_stanton 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
you sir, are a pig parker.
[–]Thoreau_away_Account 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I try to give the person parked like an asshole the benefit of the doubt; it is possible that others were parked badly at the time they came in, and straddling the line was their only option. Unfortunately, I'm just too pissy to consistently give them the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes, I just think they're inconsiderate troglodytes.
[–]ReubyDeubs 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Smart car, idiot parking.
[–]Zarking_Fardwarks 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Smart car doest not equate to smart driver
[–]jordanfink 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Sneeze directly at it to move it 2 feet in either direction
[–]haiku_robot 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
[–]Klitzy420 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
This is what get your car keyed.
Postman Pat's only used to parallel parking.
[–]Jackal_6 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Hey, I know where this guy lives! This is Ottawa, right?
[–]laouik[S] 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Markham, Ontario.
[–]saviorchall 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Pick it up.
[–]hobofats 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
at this point you park your car horizontally in front of their car, taking up both spaces and blocking them in.
[–]hotspotguy3 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Is that the Pittsburgh Arts Festival?
[–]catasaurus_rex 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
just push it to the side...it's probably light enough
[–]00zero00 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Maybe that is the OP's car and he parked like that in order to take a picture of it.
[–]slid3r 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
"I am being a douche, ironically."
[–]mydefpony 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
tip it over
[–]dan-o07 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
pretty easy fix pick it up and move it
[–]turistainc 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Maybe it has a big personality.
[–]excitom 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
The good thing is, you can just pick it up and move it.
[–]Tenchiro 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Just leave a note under the wiper, "Sorry I dinged your car!" then watch em flip when the get out there looking for the non-existent dent.
[–]darkangelx 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Pick it up and move it.
[–]latticusnon 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
The proper response this does not include breaking the other person's car, reddit.
[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Just pick it up and move it.
[–]giveitago 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
There were probably two cars there when he parked.
[–]converter 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Just pick it up and move it....
[–]essextrain 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Just pick it up and move it
[–]Se-men 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Actually, it could be more efficient if two compacts squeeze into the side spots. Take that disbeliever!
[–]derpette302 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
What a troll car
[–]mattdee 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I would sooooo tip that car over
[–]dnbpanda 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
That is hilarious. I'll allow it for being directly in the middle of the white line.
[–]dimpan 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
PIG PARKER
[–]highasfuck5ghost 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
apparently 'laouik' drives a smart-car and today he parked it ironically and posted to reddit posing as if it was some kind of outrage
[–]sick_transit 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
[–]Palin05 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Just pick it up and move it to the side.
[–]Ender11 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Tip that fucker over one way or the other and it will be perfectly centered in the parking space.
[–]FearlessFreak 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
smart ass
[–]Suburban_Shaman 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Honestly, I would parked my extra crappy old small honda next to his so he couldn't open the drivers door. Thats my favorite thing to do to people who park like that.
[–]HashRunningRapist 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
FUCK. I HATE PEOPLE THAT DO THAT. The worst is motorcyclists WHEN THERE IS DESIGNATED (and empty) MOTORCYCLE PARKING!
[–]munki_unkel 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I could only imagine what Larry David would say!
[–]imeannn 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
In theory any normal-sized car should be able to fit horizontally in front of him. That way, you're not interfering with a third or fourth space but you ARE trapping the Smartcar dude in. Only downside: You have to parallel park.
[–]DextrosKnight 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I can't decide if knocking it over or just parking in front of it across the two spaces would be a better way to give the proverbial finger to the owner.
[–]firecracker1 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
That's when I whip out my business cards http://www.houseofgrafix.net/You-Suck-At-Parking-Cards/You-Suck-At-Parking.html
[–]blissfulthinking 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I'd say the car is so small by parking in the middle the driver left room for two cars instead of one. What a guy.
[–]pahina1 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I would think it was so they would have room to get out themselves, since it seems that every person I see who has a Smart car probably weighs as much as the car.
[–]rufioherpderp 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
If you park like this.... you are fucking hilarious!
[–]bubblecube 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
looks like not such a smart parker
[–]philip-fry 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Fixed
[–]54MProductions 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Epic troll is epic.
[–]rhythmguy 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Scumbag redditor:
Takes up two parking spots with smart-car
Posts picture acting incredulous for karma
[–]g1bb0n 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
blame the two pickup trucks he parked between earlier in the day.
[–]Smetsnaz 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
OP parks like an idiot. OP takes picture of car. OP puts rage-post on Reddit. Karma gained.
[–]juliomarim 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
The license plate should be "u mad?".
[–]WolgLarutan 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Troll car is trolling.
[–]zejjez 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago*
Can someone start a /badparking subreddit? :)
EDIT: Found it.
[–]johnny861 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Well, at least you can pick it up and move it into its own parking spot.
If the guy to his left did a proper parking job, you could easily fit a small sedan on either side. As it is there is room on the right for an enterprising person to park.
Looks like a misguided attempt to do good to me. Most drivers aren't good enough to park in a tight spot like that left next to the smart car, and they should've known that.
Unless trolling. Then seriously, just pick that fucker up and put it down gently on its side. :)
[–]AlmightyTurtleman 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
This is how the devil trolls out in public.
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