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[–]TheRemix 45 points46 points ago

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Superman and the Doctor crossover? I like where this is going

[–]uberguby 15 points16 points ago

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Throw in some batman. Mmmm, that's some gooooood indirect conflict resolution.

[–]heylookoverthere 37 points38 points ago

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The Doctor knows Batman. Also, the Doctor is Batman. And occasionally the Joker. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

[–]JHStarner 7 points8 points ago

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Holy CRAP! I need an explanation for second and third please!

[–]wbeavis 31 points32 points ago

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You see, the "Doctor" is not a real person, but in fact is played by several actors. Furthermore, actors tend to act in numerous roles. Often times outside of movies and TV. Not to mention their personal lives and such.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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the "Doctor" is not a real person

Well duh, he's a Time Lord.

[–]JHStarner 1 point2 points ago

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You sarcastic sonuvabitch! Have a friggen' upvote. (Couldn't help but giggle.)

[–]torchdexto 0 points1 point ago

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thank you, the joker one was awesome.

[–]crod242 27 points28 points ago

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[–]CJGibson 3 points4 points ago

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This is a post I would like relevant_rule34 to visit.

[–]SigmaDraconisIV 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]shawndw 2 points3 points ago

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Someone make this a reality.

[–]littleleaguechew 2 points3 points ago

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Considering they just had sex in the last panel, I think this crossover is for a very specific audience.

[–]frankyb89 2 points3 points ago

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I would like to see the panels in between

[–]Cayou 0 points1 point ago

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Aight baby, I put on my underwear over my pants.

[–]ShakeNJake 0 points1 point ago

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Oi!! Get the fck outta here!

[–]ThraseaPaetus 16 points17 points ago

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Shit's inaccurate. You can't see Big Ben from earls court

[–]Surge72 23 points24 points ago

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You can't see Big Ben at all unless you are in the clock tower :p

[–]BobisOnlyBob 16 points17 points ago

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Someone knows their facts about really large bells.

[–]Willeth 4 points5 points ago

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Superman's got X-Ray vision, though.

[–]TheKingMonkey 2 points3 points ago

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Superman can.

[–]someguy945 2 points3 points ago

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Everything in London happens near Big Ben.

Reminds me of the Seattle PD - TV listings in The Onion.

[–]Rmrichards1385 13 points14 points ago

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I 100% don't understand this. I feeling like a rahtard.

[–]HeySeuss 9 points10 points ago*

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The first panel shows Clark Kent (Superman's alter-ego) in England, witnessing an alien attack. He decides to intervene, which requires him to remove his disguise and become Superman. Traditionally, he does this in telephone booths (so no bystanders witness the transformation and discover his true identity).

The second panel shows him entering a blue box which he mistakenly believes is a phone booth. Unbeknownst to him, but instantly obvious to anyone familiar with Doctor Who, the box is actually the TARDIS, a spaceship/time machine used by the series' protagonist.

The third panel reveals Superman's mistake, as he is shown in the process of undressing inside the TARDIS while The Doctor looks on in bewilderment.

I will now take this opportunity to recommend watching Doctor Who. It's a great series, and the 2005 reboot is a great place to jump in and get caught up on the continuity.

[–]infinityprime 4 points5 points ago

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well the Doctor could at least show Superman his home world before it was destroyed.

[–]Rocketa 1 point2 points ago

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he can't interfere with his own timeline you fucking idiot

[–]infinityprime 3 points4 points ago

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The Doctor can not interfere with his timeline but could show Superman Krypton to him before it was destroyed.

[–]PancakePirate 8 points9 points ago

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You should watch Doctor Who!

[–]Wibbles 1 point2 points ago

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...because Doctor Who fans are retards!

Wait, I messed something up.

[–]PancakePirate 1 point2 points ago

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Presactly.

[–]kamakafinikamkam 0 points1 point ago

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you and me both

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Wot?!

[–]wowthisisrandom 14 points15 points ago

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Wot???!

[–]heylookoverthere 14 points15 points ago*

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]FearOfSuccess 11 points12 points ago

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Why isn't he wearing glasses?

[–]uberguby 12 points13 points ago

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Cause he's english in this one.

[–]thecrikster 9 points10 points ago

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Cos we don't have glasses in Britain....geez.

[–]wbeavis 3 points4 points ago

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The Doctor doesn't always wear them.

[–]FearOfSuccess 1 point2 points ago

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I meant Clark Kent.

[–]knylok 2 points3 points ago

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UK Healthcare. He doesn't need glasses any more.

[–]sh133y 17 points18 points ago

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You know... Superman shouldnt be able to get into the TARDIS without someone letting him in first.

[–]this_is_weird 17 points18 points ago

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Maybe superman is stronger than Time Lord locks?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Impossible, that door has a deadlock seal!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"Oh no! I can't sonic this lock, it's sealed with a convenient plot device!"

[–]ThomasMorton 14 points15 points ago

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Unless the plot demands it. Remember Teagan was able to mistakenly walk into the TARDIS because she believed it to be an ordinary police box.

[–]Lots42 12 points13 points ago

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See above; the Tardis itself allows entry. If the box doesn't like you, you ain't getting in.

[–]ThomasMorton 0 points1 point ago

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Citation please.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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The semi-recent episode written by Neil Gaiman where the Doctor, Red-Head and Death-Boy get stuck in a junkyard.

[–]ThomasMorton 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't that more that the Doctor was able to "steal" the TARDIS?

[–]fizdup 5 points6 points ago

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Didn't the TARDIS steal the Doctor?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Also, the tardis was hot.

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

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I don't quite understand.

The Doctor was able to 'steal' the Tardis only because the Tardis wanted to leave.

[–]heylookoverthere 0 points1 point ago*

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That was a creature trying to eat the Tardis, different kettle of fish. Anyone can walk in whether they're wanted to or not.

E.G.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9mjNSVJ0J8#t=4m00s

Also about 8:30: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9uwp3_earthshock-part8_shortfilms

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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No, dude, I -watched- the episode. The Tardis itself, not the eating thing, approves of who enters.

[–]heylookoverthere 0 points1 point ago

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At which point in the episode did they say that? There have been loads of different episodes contradicting that, see above.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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When the Tardis was in the form of the female inside 'herself', one of the many conversations reveals that she let the doc inside and lets his companions inside to

[–]heylookoverthere 0 points1 point ago

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At what point in http://www.megavideo.com/?d=RQPY1DYL does she say that?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Uh, what about the Master?

[–]ColonelSDJ 0 points1 point ago

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I knew i'd find this if I scrolled down enough...

[–]Linkondorf 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to mention just that, friend.

[–]tobiov 8 points9 points ago

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Doesn't superman wear tights under the pants?

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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Under the trousers

[–]raptron 1 point2 points ago

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Well he DOES wear them under his pants as well.

[–]puffymonster 11 points12 points ago

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Not in England he doesn't.

[–]reddixmadix 1 point2 points ago

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What's more disturbing is that noone can enter inside the Tardis unless the Doctor allows them. Obvious flaw is obvious :)

[–]aahz_www 4 points5 points ago

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River Song can

[–]Arcade_Fire 7 points8 points ago

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I'm pretty sure the doctor wants her in there.

[–]Alphawild 4 points5 points ago

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Me gusta.

[–]aahz_www 0 points1 point ago

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when they first meet he does not know her or trust her but she can still walk in

[–]Arcade_Fire 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but in her timeline she's already been on board. So that probably counts for something.

[–]heylookoverthere 2 points3 points ago*

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That is in no way true in any version of Doctor Who, in fact it not being true has been a plot point in a couple of episodes. I don't know why everyone seems to think this. People have snuck into it and tried to kill him several times.

[–]reddixmadix 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, just rewatch the new series. They mention that noone can enter the Tardis unless the Doc allows them.

[–]PotentiallySarcastic 2 points3 points ago

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Rule #1: The Doctor lies.

[–]heylookoverthere 1 point2 points ago

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If he did say that, it was a clever lie. Also see above

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

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Sort of. No one can enter unless the TARDIS wants them to. The Tardis simply trusts the Doctor's judgement on those cute widdle humans.

[–]Helter-Skeletor 1 point2 points ago

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The master in "Utopia". ZING.

[–]magicwar1 1 point2 points ago

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Only if he locks it.

[–]wbeavis 0 points1 point ago

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That's not the most interesting observation. He wears boxers under his tights and briefs on top?!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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The speed at which Superman likely moves in order to change his clothes is probably much faster than the Doctor can reliably observe.

[–]Willeth 8 points9 points ago

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I think we had a long discussion about this last time this was posted.

[–]Lots42 6 points7 points ago

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The Tardis can screw with time internally. Maybe it wanted to see some sweet, sweet Clark Kent cheesecake.

[–]parcivale -1 points0 points ago

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Can the Tardis screw with time inside the Tardis though?

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, yes it can. Slow for one, fast for another.

[–]keenemaverick 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]JakeSteele 26 points27 points ago

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[–]elustran 35 points36 points ago

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[–]stopmotionporn 38 points39 points ago

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[–]cynicroute 2 points3 points ago

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I find this funny because i just started watching DS9 again.

[–]B_Provisional 1 point2 points ago

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I can't wait until Netflix picks it up on Streaming. Its supposed to be coming out sometime in the fall. For the time being, T:NG has recently been on at my house 3-4 nights a week.

[–]CrystalShard 2 points3 points ago

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The artist's site, for the interested: http://www.avivor.com/

Also has a blog, tho in hebrew.

[–]mgcornea -1 points0 points ago

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Good job!

[–]BOOGIE_HUH -2 points-1 points ago

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So what?

[–]yuzeh 1 point2 points ago

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Wot?? Wot?? Wot???

[–]theresaviking 1 point2 points ago

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Anybody else bothered Clark doesn't have any glasses? I mean without them it's obvious he's superman!

[–]allday_everyday 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only person who thought he accidentally slipped into the ministry of magic?? I am? ...Okay :(

[–]xokarissa 0 points1 point ago

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Wait...that's not what happened?

[–]hunny_bunny 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Kano523 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for Red Son reference, great book.

[–]Browniemac85 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell did I miss?

[–]StargateGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Thats awesome!

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[–]NinjaBob 4 points5 points ago

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Superman in an attempt to change accidently jumped into Dr Who's police box instead of his usual phone booth.

[–]locopyro13 2 points3 points ago

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It's bigger on the inside

[–]Drakonisch 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting idea. Superman would lose his powers in the tardis as he would be cut off from Sol, his power source. Which explains why it's taking him so long to change.

[–]I_feel_infinite 3 points4 points ago

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Supermans cells are solar batteries, so they store energy that allow him to have his powers even when away from the sun. The longer he is away from the sun, the weaker he gets.

By your argument anytime he steps into an inclosed room he would be powerless. And lex luthor would have defeated him long ago.

[–]Drakonisch 0 points1 point ago

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Only if the room is lead lined.

[–]NotSoSandyMan 0 points1 point ago

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Not bad...

[–]puregenius 0 points1 point ago

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Did he just bloody shag someone?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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naahhh, she was a rate slag. wanna go pub layer?

[–]Yserbius 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sharkbiscuit 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that Superman definitely lets Lois Lane choose his underwear

[–]p0zz 0 points1 point ago

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Nice right calve

[–]djspawn00 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this had something to do with a lack of sunlight..

[–]Granite-M 0 points1 point ago

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Superman: True Brit was the stupidest, most un-funny piece of garbage I've ever had the displeasure of reading. I honestly don't know what John Cleese was aiming for, if he failed miserably, or just didn't give that much of a crap. Horrible. Just horrible.

[–]stupidlyugly 0 points1 point ago

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So what happens if Superman is fucking with time by flying around the world backwards and the Dr. is trying to keep things in the present?

[–]boopboopdeedoo 0 points1 point ago

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This just made my fucking day!!!

[–]ShahabJafri 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was Superman in America and TSA asking him to remove his clothes for "inspection" .. :D

[–]hobofats 0 points1 point ago

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They could also do this same comic and have him end up in the Ministry of Magic

[–]lamqta 0 points1 point ago

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If Superman had to act in seconds, but there was no phone booth in which he could change in, would he aimlessly loiter about as the world was being destroyed?

[–]voldemortoutbitches 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely just said "What?!" in Ten's voice.

[–]not_rose 0 points1 point ago

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"WHO ARE YOU? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TARDIS!

"Doctor, that's Superman!"

"WHOEVER HE IS HE'S TAKING OFF HIS BLOODY TROUSERS IN MY TARDIS!"

[–]bowtieflyer 0 points1 point ago

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Yes!

[–]coolaslando 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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i don't get it, who is that guy and why is he suddenly in a room?

[–]bestclipfan -3 points-2 points ago

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So what you are saying is Superman is really a timelord... would explain the whole immortal thing.

[–]AlphaHotel_94 4 points5 points ago

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Time Lords aren't immortal. They can die if the regeneration cycle is disrupted.

[–]ThomasMorton 5 points6 points ago

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"barring accidents" is how the Second Doctor phrased it.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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That's it? WHat about if I feed the Doctor into a shredder?

[–]Helter-Skeletor 0 points1 point ago

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Immortal =/= unkillable, come now.

[–]QuinnSee 0 points1 point ago

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Immortal just means they can't die from age. Not can't be killed.

[–]permanentmarker1 -2 points-1 points ago

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hooray for not linking to the orignal authors website. good job!

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[–]reddixmadix 0 points1 point ago

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This coming from a guy that wants anal for his birthday. I suppose in prison you don't have to wish for it.