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How I felt hearing Bear Grylls answer my question. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 11 months ago by rhymingisfun
[–]francesc0 64 points65 points66 points 11 months ago
Context
[–]ThatsALogicalFallacy -22 points-21 points-20 points 11 months ago
TO THE TOP!
[–]cromulent_words 16 points17 points18 points 11 months ago
Apparently not for you.
[–]thmoka 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
Deliciously cruel.
[–]hjqusai 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Hmm, I think the karma train is broken. I'll try and jump start it back up with an upvote. Good luck sir!
[–]cwilliel 125 points126 points127 points 11 months ago
I was very impressed he took the time to answer so many questions, but video responses were "above and beyond" what was expected. That was really awesome to see him so responsive to this community.
[–]OmegaVesko 73 points74 points75 points 11 months ago
Seriously. 1080p videos with studio lighting as responses? Hell yes.
[–]illegal_deagle 27 points28 points29 points 11 months ago
He was paid to. Not saying it wasn't cool, but that was the absolute bare minimum effort from him to get publicity for Degree. I'm impressed with his survival skills and accomplishments in life, but not his ability to shill for deodorant.
[–]pantiekeys 18 points19 points20 points 11 months ago
Yeah... but JOKES ON THEM: I'm a woman and I like Old Spice on my men!
[–]will7 28 points29 points30 points 11 months ago
Be grateful!
[–]20hops 8 points9 points10 points 11 months ago*
I am grateful for any life advice I can get. Especially from someone with a first name BEAR.
[–]chemistry101 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Who names their first child BEAR? Probably a WOLF.
[–]iunnox -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
Seriously? That was an ad campaign, why do you want to suck his dick so bad?
[–]Hello-Universe 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
To be fair, degree is a fucking awesome deodorant.
[–]BilliardKing 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
This is true. Old Spice breaks me out, Degree does a great job but leaves that white gunk at the end of the day. Mitchum Gel (espec. the extra strength) is probably my favorite.
I've also tried that Dove Men + Care deodorant. It is absolute shit. It doesn't protect worth a damn against wetness OR odor. I might as well not wear any at all.
[–]forcedfx 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I find right guard works much better. When I used degree I could smell myself by the end of the day.
[–]qwopqwop -9 points-8 points-7 points 11 months ago
Why are you getting downvoted??? It's TRUE!! And I don't know why everyone is fawning all over him; he's been shown to be a fake. Running from a train? With the camera crew outrunning you? With the camera's turned on? Ahem.
[–]godsend1 28 points29 points30 points 11 months ago
He was still in the SAS for a long time, and that's worth respect on it's own. And then when he broke his back, his first action after recovery was to climb Mt. Everest. Gimme a break, just because everything on T.V isn't real doesn't mean he's not still a complete bad ass.
[–]zalifer -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
But the stuff he teaches in his shows is going to get people killed. It's not real survival information, and if people follow it, they could get hurt. Examples abound in his Irish episode. In Ireland, you are never more than 2 hours from a house, and unless you are in a forest, you can see that house. Go there. Don't eat raw sheep heart from a bog, and sleep in it's skin. Just walk to a house. Other episodes have him jumping into rivers when he could have stayed dry and followed them, leaving himself open to hypothermia, getting bashed up on rocks, getting knocked out, waterfalls, drowning etc.
Another great example of the fact that his survival information is useless was in the AMA. Question was "What three things should you keep always on your person and why?" A "Bear Grylls" brand knife (which are overpriced, but look to be of high quality), some fire steel, and a picture of his kids, were the answers. Nothing like, say, survival kit, first aid kit, water etc. A picture of his kids. Cause nothing says survival like burning the picture of your family as tinder to start a fire.
I believe he is a good survivalist, I just wish he would tell us.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Yessir. Ray Mears is the man for this. Also the Bush Tucker dude. Actually practical, actually interested in the meaning of what they are saying.
[–]zalifer 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I also like les stroud, but he seems "les" (ha ha :| ) of a "survivorman" and more of a "holy shit, I didn't die... I can't believe it man". He knows his stuff, but because he is always so ill prepared (to simulate real life emergencies ) and he has to haul all that camera gear, and often walk twice as much to get shots, he barely makes it out alive :D
Also, I believe Ray Mears is one of the few people besides born and bred bushmen, who can go naked into a forest, and gain weight. Compare raw bog sheep heart, to succulent pig, which had been cooked on a pioneering spit, and had been god damned seasoned.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Totally agree. I love the way Ray Mears will spend about half his day looking for seasonings and flavourings. All about quality of life, I suppose.
Most of all I enjoy seeing the obviously genuine respect he has for the people who really do and did live like that. He's very good at showing you their perspective.
[–]Swiftfooted 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
In Ireland, you are never more than 2 hours from a house, and unless you are in a forest, you can see that house.
I don't know where you get your information, but that is very much not true. While you'd probably never be more than half a day away from civilisation there are still plenty of dangers to be wary of for anyone hiking etc. in Ireland. Admittedly I haven't seen the episode, but in extreme situations I'm sure his survival tips could help.
I get my information from being an Irish scout leader. I live and hike here.
[–]RedditRedneck 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
The show is a dramatization. It's for entertainment.
If that show is your only source of outdoors information, you probably haven't been outdoors.
I agree, but not everyone is aware of this fact. Many people take him as teaching people how to survive in harsh conditions.
And if people do not plan to go outdoors, but end up in a survival situation (car crash, plane crash, etc. ) then following things that they learnt from Bear Grylls show can lead them into danger.
[–]newguybenice 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Are you joking? This show is about how he survives, not how to survive. Yes, he does some tips and stuff, but ultimately this is a survival show about an expert in extreme conditions. Man vs Food is now a nutrition show apparently.
[–]fairground -8 points-7 points-6 points 11 months ago
...SAS reserve...
[–]aulter1688 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_%27Bear%27_Grylls#Military_service
[–]SouthernThread 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
oh really? are you in SAS? cuz if you arent, your gonna look like a douche.
[–]fairground 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Not much fussed about how I look, but thanks. He did 3 yrs in 21 Regiment before leaving the uk military owing to injury. Undisputed fact.
[–]edgemuck 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Someone asked him if the train thing was real and he said it was. I still don't believe him
[–]Repentia 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
He did a very careful reply that said the situation, the train and the tunnel were real. Not that it happened the way it appeared on tv. It was a nice nod to everyone.
[–]stevesonaplane -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
The man drinks his own piss!
[–]waaaghbosss 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
link?
[–]wayfers 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
It sucks that the IAMA is getting a bunch of downvotes.
[–]JoustingTimberflake 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
My guess is that it didn't last as long as some would've liked and since they missed out, they downvoted.
[–]wrinkled_penis -2 points-1 points0 points 11 months ago
they're all jelly (actually).
Yeah but he sure didn't answer my question about the bird poop enema.
[–]flawedless 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
It's marketing. He doesn't actually care about this community.
[–]Volaire 79 points80 points81 points 11 months ago
how i would have felt
[–]laddergoat89 16 points17 points18 points 11 months ago
Please can someone provide some context? I'll be back on in an hour after I stop pissing myself with laughter.
[–]hkr 23 points24 points25 points 11 months ago
Justin Beiber's Philippines Tour was cancelled.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
They were rooting for the Philippines contestant for Miss Universe, and she had just made it into the top 15, I believe.
[–]Ginger_ThrowAway 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
By the video description, their favorite fashion designer (Venus Raj) made it into the semifinals of Project Runway Philippines. They seem quite happy about that.
[–]rhymingisfun[S] 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Actually, if I remember correctly, it was a Ms. Universe pagent.
[–]L0ngcat 18 points19 points20 points 11 months ago
OMFG I laughed so hard it still hurts LOL.
[–]lukasouras 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
don't downvote this guy I'm crying right now
[–][deleted] -11 points-10 points-9 points 11 months ago
We're downvoting him (and you) because you're not adding anything valuable to the discussion. Noting how hard you laughed is completely meaningless and against the Reddiquette for very good reasons.
Please don't: Make comments that lack content. Phrases such as "this," "lol," "relevant," "This should be the top comment", "upboat", or "MAN THIS IS SO COOL!!!" are not witty or original, and do not add anything noteworthy to the discussion. Just click the arrow -- or write something of substance.
Please don't:
Make comments that lack content. Phrases such as "this," "lol," "relevant," "This should be the top comment", "upboat", or "MAN THIS IS SO COOL!!!" are not witty or original, and do not add anything noteworthy to the discussion. Just click the arrow -- or write something of substance.
tl;dr Shut the fuck up you fucking fag (sorry, gotta stay true to my username).
[–]xGoodKnight 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
Not all Xbox gamers are mean :(
[–]tjn7225 17 points18 points19 points 11 months ago
I recall your question, and the subsequent comment about his answer not rhyming. Good stuff.
[–]sgersaba 14 points15 points16 points 11 months ago
i wish i felt like jake gyllenhaal
[–]acousticmind 33 points34 points35 points 11 months ago
i wish i felt jake gyllenhaal
FTFY
[–]Wreckn 15 points16 points17 points 11 months ago
Not everybody can be Heath Ledger.
[–]notanon 19 points20 points21 points 11 months ago
But anybody can be dead!
[–][deleted] -6 points-5 points-4 points 11 months ago
He took a fistful of Ambien, he knew how that nap was going to end.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Except, it didn't.
[–]aiux 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
The nap didnt end...:(
[–]thehoodie 8 points9 points10 points 11 months ago
What's this gif from?
[–]Xixii 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
Man.. I saw that Bear Grylls IAMA when it had 5 comments. It had so few replies that I immediately assumed it was some guy trolling.
Next time I saw it, it had over 5000 comments. God damn it.
[–]Excentinel 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
There isn't a single piss reference on the first page of the thread. Not Bear Grylls.
[–]SheeEttin -2 points-1 points0 points 11 months ago
I first saw it about three hours after posting, hundreds of comments. I checked it, and he had only answered one question. :\
[–]iunnox 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
He "answered" a bunch on youtube.
[–]daringlunchmeat 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
I am pretty sure he did a slight chuckle after your name, which I then thought "that would make my day."
[–]elwafflegrande 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
Can we get some context?
[–]will7 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Context.
[–]SystemOutPrintln 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago*
How about the other context... (The gif's)
[–]InMySecretLife 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
I asked (honestly curious) what he thought of Les Stroud, personally and professional. Got down voted negative.
Another person asked, got lots of up votes, and Bear answered.
Sigh, reddit.
[–]dromosian 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
How much more karma do you want to make off of this? Save some for the rest of us! :P
[–]BirchwD 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
And that is the most animated I have ever seen Jake Gyllenhaal.
[–]tina_ri 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
It's certainly more animated than a regular photo.
[–]wongcho 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
I need to see that full jake gyllenhaal video
[–]AbsurdSax 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
Lol. Congrats
[–]SHUT_THE_FUCK_UP -2 points-1 points0 points 11 months ago
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[–]MrJoe92 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
Feelings mutual.
[–]Zinidane 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
How I would have felt....
[–]HobbsMadness 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
By far the best amount of funny per second I'll experience today.
[–]00DEADBEEF 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
How I felt when I came back to reddit after 3 hours and found Bear Grylls was doing an AmA.
How I felt when I realised he'd already finished answering questions.
[–]wrinkled_penis 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
He never answered my question... :(
[–]SatinHandyWipe 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
I asked him a question. I don't think he liked it.
I don't even understand why people like him so much.. I'd rather have survivor man on my side. At least he goes out by himself...
[–]NiMur90 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Did anyone else see the Man vs. Wild with Jake Gyllenhaal out of interest? It's actually one of my faves.
[–]ctazn0998 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Yup that episode was pretty legit. Will Ferrell guest starred on an episode as well. Hilarity ensues.
[–]aDildoAteMyBaby 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Had Zack Anner answer one of my questions, and the Happy Bunny guy (who hasn't posted anything new in a while, I think) told me my name was funny.
So yeah. Feels fuckin good, bro.
[–]majorkev 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
He didn't look or respond to my "question."
[–]dudet24 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
me either :(
[–]menasan 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
you should post a link... for the lazy...
or ... me.
[–]xaffii 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
does someone have a link? to the gif AND the answers from bear grylls?
[–]MagicMurderBean 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
But how many times did you masturbate?
[–]KrazyEyezKilla 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Q: What's the best course of action if I'm locked out of my house and have to wait an hour for my wife to come home? A: Well I'd start by drinking my own piss.
But seriously the guy is awesome.
[–]Funkyy 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Once there was a thread asking for questions to be asked on aljazeera live on air. They said my username and read my question live. I was literally hopping with excitement.
[–]fenney 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
He said your username. If I were you I'd get it as a soundbite and set it as my ringtone or my alarm.
Wake up every morning to Bear Grylls just repeating your name over and over.
[–]jacklukelax 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
This is also how he feels after he drinks his own piss.
[–]Chiddaling 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
For some reason I'm reading all these comments in Bear Gryll's voice.
[–]avaholic46 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Better drink your own piss.
[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
the piss-god has answered my prayers!
[–]sloane729 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
How I would feel
[–]Slaich 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Where is this .gif from? I want to know what he was describing with that gesture!
[–]Alypius 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Hmm... Bear Grylls is a fucking wanker... He's a fraud.. it's been proven... a number of times.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/981510/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBmhNA7JME4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP0_-7gbXbY&feature=related
Les Straud is the Man. No camera crew, he is totally alone, REAL remote locations, and he brings only a few items with him to survive on. He spends 7 days in each location.
[–]garbageworkday -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
it was great, this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bparw9Jo3dk&feature=related
[–]cinemaisdead 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
FUCKING TUNE
[–]apopheniac1989 -13 points-12 points-11 points 11 months ago
Les Stroud > Bear Grylls. Grylls is entertaining and that's it. His show is fake as shit.
I've met Les Stroud and I can tell you, he could whoop Bear Grylls' ass any day.
Let the downvotes come.
[–]majorkev 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
You get downvotes because you're comparing an apple to an orange.
They're both fruits, but they're different.
[–]will7 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
Heh... fruits.
[–]apopheniac1989 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I like how you had to explain that "apples to oranges" idiom to me like I didn't get it.
[–]zgh5002 9 points10 points11 points 11 months ago
Bear is ex SAS bro. Les may be a good survivalist and entertaining to watch, but if you put both of them in the woods, Les isn't coming out. Bear would kill him before Les even knew he stumbled into the wrong spot of woods.
[–]iunnox -2 points-1 points0 points 11 months ago
Bear is currently shilling deodorant.
[–]zgh5002 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
So are Ray Lewis and Terry Crews, but I wouldn't fuck with them either.
[–]itsprobablytrue -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
He made the same face when he saw maggie gyllenhaal naked
[–]camalittle -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
Who?
[–]IfYouWerentADick -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
I have masturbated while watching his sister get strip-searched.
[–]spankthrough -2 points-1 points0 points 11 months ago
Don't worry, I still consider Scarlet a great actress and good human being.
[–][deleted] -6 points-5 points-4 points 11 months ago*
I got a question responded to, and I wasn't that excited. I guess it was due to the people that I've been around. I worked on the Torchwood set for Series 2 a couple years ago, so that kind of desensitised me to the whole Star blinded thing. Plus, Torchwood is in my top 3 shows. Only way I'd react like that now is if I met Hugh Laurie (Comedic fucking legend) or if I met Pierce Brosnan.
Edit: I love how I got downvoted because I wasn't ecstatic that Bear Grylls answered my questions. Grow the fuck up guys.
[–]willymo 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
You're my hero.
Why?
[–]roguishdeep-sixes -3 points-2 points-1 points 11 months ago
LOL it really worked Cleaning it once a something similar to this also it worked personally too http://tinyurl.com/3qmkzxz
[–]counters14 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
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This is the post that has me feeling embarrassed to be around here.
Really...this one, right here....no, not the others...yeah that one was pretty bad, but this....this shit is soul crushing. I can't hang out with you guys so much anymore, I have to go off to redeem myself now, somehow.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
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