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[–]francesc0 64 points65 points ago

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[–]cwilliel 125 points126 points ago

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I was very impressed he took the time to answer so many questions, but video responses were "above and beyond" what was expected. That was really awesome to see him so responsive to this community.

[–]OmegaVesko 73 points74 points ago

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Seriously. 1080p videos with studio lighting as responses? Hell yes.

[–]illegal_deagle 27 points28 points ago

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He was paid to. Not saying it wasn't cool, but that was the absolute bare minimum effort from him to get publicity for Degree. I'm impressed with his survival skills and accomplishments in life, but not his ability to shill for deodorant.

[–]pantiekeys 18 points19 points ago

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Yeah... but JOKES ON THEM: I'm a woman and I like Old Spice on my men!

[–]will7 28 points29 points ago

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Be grateful!

[–]20hops 8 points9 points ago*

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[–]chemistry101 2 points3 points ago

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Who names their first child BEAR? Probably a WOLF.

[–]iunnox -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously? That was an ad campaign, why do you want to suck his dick so bad?

[–]Hello-Universe 5 points6 points ago

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To be fair, degree is a fucking awesome deodorant.

[–]BilliardKing 1 point2 points ago

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This is true. Old Spice breaks me out, Degree does a great job but leaves that white gunk at the end of the day. Mitchum Gel (espec. the extra strength) is probably my favorite.

I've also tried that Dove Men + Care deodorant. It is absolute shit. It doesn't protect worth a damn against wetness OR odor. I might as well not wear any at all.

[–]forcedfx 0 points1 point ago

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I find right guard works much better. When I used degree I could smell myself by the end of the day.

[–]stevesonaplane -1 points0 points ago

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The man drinks his own piss!

[–]waaaghbosss 2 points3 points ago

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link?

[–]wayfers 3 points4 points ago

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It sucks that the IAMA is getting a bunch of downvotes.

[–]JoustingTimberflake 6 points7 points ago

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My guess is that it didn't last as long as some would've liked and since they missed out, they downvoted.

[–]wrinkled_penis -2 points-1 points ago

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they're all jelly (actually).

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but he sure didn't answer my question about the bird poop enema.

[–]flawedless 1 point2 points ago

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It's marketing. He doesn't actually care about this community.

[–]Volaire 79 points80 points ago

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[–]laddergoat89 16 points17 points ago

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Please can someone provide some context? I'll be back on in an hour after I stop pissing myself with laughter.

[–]hkr 23 points24 points ago

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Justin Beiber's Philippines Tour was cancelled.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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They were rooting for the Philippines contestant for Miss Universe, and she had just made it into the top 15, I believe.

[–]Ginger_ThrowAway 5 points6 points ago

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By the video description, their favorite fashion designer (Venus Raj) made it into the semifinals of Project Runway Philippines. They seem quite happy about that.

[–]rhymingisfun[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, if I remember correctly, it was a Ms. Universe pagent.

[–]L0ngcat 18 points19 points ago

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OMFG I laughed so hard it still hurts LOL.

[–]lukasouras 6 points7 points ago

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don't downvote this guy I'm crying right now

[–]tjn7225 17 points18 points ago

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I recall your question, and the subsequent comment about his answer not rhyming. Good stuff.

[–]sgersaba 14 points15 points ago

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i wish i felt like jake gyllenhaal

[–]acousticmind 33 points34 points ago

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i wish i felt jake gyllenhaal

FTFY

[–]Wreckn 15 points16 points ago

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Not everybody can be Heath Ledger.

[–]notanon 19 points20 points ago

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But anybody can be dead!

[–]thehoodie 8 points9 points ago

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What's this gif from?

[–]Xixii 5 points6 points ago

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Man.. I saw that Bear Grylls IAMA when it had 5 comments. It had so few replies that I immediately assumed it was some guy trolling.

Next time I saw it, it had over 5000 comments. God damn it.

[–]Excentinel 2 points3 points ago

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There isn't a single piss reference on the first page of the thread. Not Bear Grylls.

[–]SheeEttin -2 points-1 points ago

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I first saw it about three hours after posting, hundreds of comments. I checked it, and he had only answered one question. :\

[–]iunnox 0 points1 point ago

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He "answered" a bunch on youtube.

[–]daringlunchmeat 4 points5 points ago

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I am pretty sure he did a slight chuckle after your name, which I then thought "that would make my day."

[–]elwafflegrande 3 points4 points ago

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Can we get some context?

[–]will7 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SystemOutPrintln 5 points6 points ago*

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How about the other context... (The gif's)

[–]InMySecretLife 3 points4 points ago

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I asked (honestly curious) what he thought of Les Stroud, personally and professional. Got down voted negative.

Another person asked, got lots of up votes, and Bear answered.

Sigh, reddit.

[–]dromosian 2 points3 points ago

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How much more karma do you want to make off of this? Save some for the rest of us! :P

[–]BirchwD 2 points3 points ago

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And that is the most animated I have ever seen Jake Gyllenhaal.

[–]tina_ri 2 points3 points ago

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It's certainly more animated than a regular photo.

[–]wongcho 2 points3 points ago

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I need to see that full jake gyllenhaal video

[–]AbsurdSax 7 points8 points ago

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Lol. Congrats

[–]SHUT_THE_FUCK_UP -2 points-1 points ago

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[](/)

[–]MrJoe92 3 points4 points ago

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Feelings mutual.

[–]Zinidane 1 point2 points ago

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How I would have felt....

[–]HobbsMadness 1 point2 points ago

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By far the best amount of funny per second I'll experience today.

[–]wrinkled_penis 1 point2 points ago

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He never answered my question... :(

[–]SatinHandyWipe 1 point2 points ago

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I asked him a question. I don't think he liked it.

I don't even understand why people like him so much.. I'd rather have survivor man on my side. At least he goes out by himself...

[–]NiMur90 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else see the Man vs. Wild with Jake Gyllenhaal out of interest? It's actually one of my faves.

[–]ctazn0998 0 points1 point ago

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Yup that episode was pretty legit. Will Ferrell guest starred on an episode as well. Hilarity ensues.

[–]aDildoAteMyBaby 1 point2 points ago

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Had Zack Anner answer one of my questions, and the Happy Bunny guy (who hasn't posted anything new in a while, I think) told me my name was funny.

So yeah. Feels fuckin good, bro.

[–]majorkev 0 points1 point ago

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He didn't look or respond to my "question."

[–]dudet24 0 points1 point ago

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me either :(

[–]menasan 0 points1 point ago

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you should post a link... for the lazy...

or ... me.

[–]xaffii 0 points1 point ago

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does someone have a link? to the gif AND the answers from bear grylls?

[–]MagicMurderBean 0 points1 point ago

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But how many times did you masturbate?

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 0 points1 point ago

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Q: What's the best course of action if I'm locked out of my house and have to wait an hour for my wife to come home? A: Well I'd start by drinking my own piss.

But seriously the guy is awesome.

[–]Funkyy 0 points1 point ago

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Once there was a thread asking for questions to be asked on aljazeera live on air. They said my username and read my question live. I was literally hopping with excitement.

[–]fenney 0 points1 point ago

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He said your username. If I were you I'd get it as a soundbite and set it as my ringtone or my alarm.

Wake up every morning to Bear Grylls just repeating your name over and over.

[–]jacklukelax 0 points1 point ago

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This is also how he feels after he drinks his own piss.

[–]Chiddaling 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I'm reading all these comments in Bear Gryll's voice.

[–]avaholic46 0 points1 point ago

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Better drink your own piss.

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

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the piss-god has answered my prayers!

[–]sloane729 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Slaich 0 points1 point ago

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Where is this .gif from? I want to know what he was describing with that gesture!

[–]Alypius 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm... Bear Grylls is a fucking wanker... He's a fraud.. it's been proven... a number of times.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/981510/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBmhNA7JME4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP0_-7gbXbY&feature=related

Les Straud is the Man. No camera crew, he is totally alone, REAL remote locations, and he brings only a few items with him to survive on. He spends 7 days in each location.

[–]garbageworkday -1 points0 points ago

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[–]cinemaisdead 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKING TUNE

[–]itsprobablytrue -1 points0 points ago

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He made the same face when he saw maggie gyllenhaal naked

[–]camalittle -1 points0 points ago

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Who?

[–]IfYouWerentADick -1 points0 points ago

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I have masturbated while watching his sister get strip-searched.

[–]spankthrough -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't worry, I still consider Scarlet a great actress and good human being.

[–]roguishdeep-sixes -3 points-2 points ago

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LOL it really worked Cleaning it once a something similar to this also it worked personally too http://tinyurl.com/3qmkzxz

[–]counters14 1 point2 points ago

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..... What????

[–]distantlover -5 points-4 points ago

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This is the post that has me feeling embarrassed to be around here.

Really...this one, right here....no, not the others...yeah that one was pretty bad, but this....this shit is soul crushing. I can't hang out with you guys so much anymore, I have to go off to redeem myself now, somehow.