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[–]ohnowait 184 points185 points ago

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I will upvote anything Spagett or Spagett-like in nature.

[–]Yooo2510 27 points28 points ago

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But what you can't possibly plan for is a surprise visit from Spagett!

[–]jemjenk 29 points30 points ago

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spoogeeeet!!!

[–]jamesw1 1 point2 points ago

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ahh, spoogeet baheehee

[–]dyllybones 2 points3 points ago

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I just upvoted pretty much everything in this thread. Spagett makes me that happy.

[–]Snakkred 150 points151 points ago

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Spaghett!! err Scarlett!!

[–]the_dayman 80 points81 points ago

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I thought it was the boss's son or something.

[–]dethkarz 65 points66 points ago

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But than I realized it was a full grown man.

[–]farceur318 28 points29 points ago

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That, uh, that surprised me.

[–]protest_the_hero 16 points17 points ago

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you know, cause he'd been fooling around back there for like 10 minutes

[–]its_not_diane 48 points49 points ago

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Spooked ya!

[–]iceplanet2002 9 points10 points ago

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Barek? Derek Staredeim?

[–]justguessmyusername 2 points3 points ago

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It's funny to me that this type of stuff gets upvoted on reddit. We sure are a self-deprecating bunch.

[–]NATHANIELDEEE 1 point2 points ago

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GOOD NEWS, SCARLETT IS NUDE!

[–]cajamatt 5 points6 points ago

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it was.....abnomo!

[–]professor_osborn 89 points90 points ago

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GOOD NEWS!! CIGARETTE JUICE!!

[–]woodstock923 27 points28 points ago

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It tastes great and it's filled with the nicotine and the tar that I need.

OO SPAGETT

[–]Itsnotabowl 10 points11 points ago

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SPAGETT!...and the quest for the golden treasure

[–]sixpaperjoints 8 points9 points ago

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Spooked ya!

[–]earlymorninghouse 10 points11 points ago

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I said can I get a towel, and they said no you cannot.

[–]buzzert 7 points8 points ago

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That towel is for someone else.

[–]iceplanet2002 1 point2 points ago

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I smoke cigars on occasion, when friends are in town ... Yes I do ... YES I DO!

[–]professor_osborn 4 points5 points ago

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"Ugh, i hate movie theaters!" "I know, you can't smoke in here..." "GOOD NEWS!!!!! CIGARETTE JUICE!!!"

[–]voyetra8 6 points7 points ago

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My 4 year old runs around yelling that, as well as:

"Hi, I'm the character Spagett, and when I'm not spooking, I like to toot. And when I toot, I toot thorns!"

Now look - I don't know what in the hell "tooting thorns" entails, but it's hilarious and I'm not about to tell her to stop.

[–]blue_moose 24 points25 points ago

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This is pretty much Reddit's reaction to anything.

[–]glych 11 points12 points ago

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I think we're all child-like manthings at heart.

[–]HoMaster 25 points26 points ago

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I wonder if Scarlett, after having discovered her photo was leaked, can fathom the hundreds of thousands of guys jerking off to her naked image.

[–]skitz1o1 30 points31 points ago

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Because no one has ever rubbed one out to her before this photo leaked.

[–]kihadat 13 points14 points ago

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Right, but I bet a graph plotting faps to scarjo over time would show a monumental spike over the last 24 hours, i.e. tons of people have fapped to scarjo but probably never so many at one time.

[–]ramiregr 27 points28 points ago

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We've reached critical fap

[–]Spiveym1 13 points14 points ago

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That is probably the most disgusting graph I have ever plotted in my head.

[–]wolfkeeper 13 points14 points ago

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Is your vertical axis measured in hundred litre increments too?

[–]ZaphodAK42 0 points1 point ago

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Kiloliter increments.

[–]zaxupexolap 4 points5 points ago

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I thought that was the reason people wanted to become famous, to exist in other people's head

[–]funkbitch 36 points37 points ago

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I'm convinced Tim and Eric make the best gifs.

[–]Infinitron 18 points19 points ago

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[–]professor_osborn 11 points12 points ago

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Can I get a print out of Oyster smiling?

[–]aphextom9 8 points9 points ago

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hi paul, i'm tayne, your latest dancer, i can't wait to entertain you

[–]professor_osborn 8 points9 points ago

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Now Tayne, I can get into.

[–]dyllybones 4 points5 points ago

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NUDE. TAYNE.

[–]jonnyboy88 2 points3 points ago

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enterTAYNE you.

[–]hidden_pattern 10 points11 points ago

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[–]mattfreetv 8 points9 points ago

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"that's racist" is from wonder showzen i think

[–]Tenshik 5 points6 points ago

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One of the most wonderful shows ever.

[–]saladpower 1 point2 points ago

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I can confirm this.

[–]funkbitch 4 points5 points ago

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Mind blown is my personal favorite. Also, that's racist is always a classic.

[–]Mousi 8 points9 points ago

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SPAGHETT!

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 4 points5 points ago

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What does spaghett mean?

[–]wilhrt 0 points1 point ago

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Its from a skit in Adult Swim's Tim and Eric Awesome Show

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 0 points1 point ago

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Gracias. Weird clip.

[–]wilhrt 5 points6 points ago

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you have no idea my friend.

[–]McLarenF1God 0 points1 point ago

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Why aren't you watching that show. One episode can induce Alzheimers in senior citizens. It's why the youngest person ever to have watched it is 42 years old.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 1 point2 points ago

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I believe I actually contracted schizophrenia by watching a short clip, so the voices have be a little tied up to continue with more viewing.

[–]Mousi 0 points1 point ago

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Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

[–]dethbunny 19 points20 points ago

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The apostrophe key does not mean "Holy shit, here comes an s!"

[–]silverstone12 109 points110 points ago

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[–]dclowd9901 16 points17 points ago

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Every thread about these photos is topped with links to the photos.

This is what makes social content generation work.

[–]We_The_Living 12 points13 points ago

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Dat ass...

[–]MilitantNegro 2 points3 points ago

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White people are adorable.

[–]sigma_noise 5 points6 points ago

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Well, would you look at that! She's got a butt! Who knew?!?!

[–]ultraPP 5 points6 points ago

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I know, right? I was sure she had a colostomy bag.

[–]putrid_poo_nugget 5 points6 points ago

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I could still fap to that.

[–]iloveyounohomo 3 points4 points ago

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d..do you think she poops from there?

[–]darbish 1 point2 points ago

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I foresee much fapping in my near and immediate future.

[–]zelmerszoetrop 1 point2 points ago

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Replying at work so I can remember to check back later.

[–]T0mServo 23 points24 points ago

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See that "save" button under the submission.... ;) Thank me later.

[–]zelmerszoetrop 10 points11 points ago

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Thanking you now!

[–]T0mServo 41 points42 points ago

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I said later!

[–]leroywho -1 points0 points ago

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only upvoted due to your name

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I will thank you later Tom, I will be thanking you if you catch my drift.

[–]drewba 7 points8 points ago

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For masturbating?

[–]StefanHectorPoseidon 1 point2 points ago

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here's a reminder, friend.

[–]Jace_09 1 point2 points ago

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You got me, friend

[–]dn00 0 points1 point ago

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Woot I don't have to imagine her nipples anymore.

[–]iHaveADD 0 points1 point ago

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sup

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

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Fapulous photos.

[–]HoboViking 0 points1 point ago

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Man, those lips.

[–]spherexenon 3 points4 points ago

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So when something says NSFW and you're at work, do you just look around, assume no one will come by and then click on it?

[–]freekstyle 4 points5 points ago

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one of my favorite sketches from tim and eric.

You just got so spooked!

[–]raffytraffy 11 points12 points ago

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tim & eric is easily the most progressive show on tv right now.

[–]starttakingnaps 11 points12 points ago

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was

[–]Adrianpsy 4 points5 points ago

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Their movie is coming out next year.

[–]sockmonkey_love 2 points3 points ago

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:'(

[–]raffytraffy 3 points4 points ago

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shit really? didn't even know

[–]aphextom9 1 point2 points ago

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well, they re-run the eps, but yes, it's over (for now)

[–]gloomdoom 7 points8 points ago

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I actually think that guy is a physical amalgamation of every redditor ever.

[–]Willie_Main 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, that would be George Costanza.

[–]Chemikill 2 points3 points ago

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i did teh exact same thing but with a much smaller plant and naked

[–]RobEats 16 points17 points ago

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[–]spherexenon 0 points1 point ago

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yea it was kind of a let down...but thats always the case with these leaked pics

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[–]IOIOOIIOIO 2 points3 points ago

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I was also unimpressed by the ass'n'titties, but I was quite please to see her face (presumably without make-up, careful posing, and/or photoshop) and found that more attractive in its natural state.

[–]phynn 1 point2 points ago

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It is the lips. She has amazing lips. If she was to walk up to me and do the lip bite... I would be her slave.

[–]IOIOOIIOIO 0 points1 point ago

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It just seems like a lot of the people who are presented as being attractive in the popular press have every-day photos taken on the street and it becomes clear that their public image is the result of a lot of make-up and lighting.

So it's kind of a treat when something like this comes out and you can go "Oh, look. They actually are better looking than average."

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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fuck you i don't think you've ever seen a naked woman in person in your life

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[–]McLarenF1God 3 points4 points ago

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I'd bet she doesn't have a nicer face.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit.

[–]ShivsME28 8 points9 points ago

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This works just as well http://i.imgur.com/QfE6S.gif

[–]shitterplug 11 points12 points ago

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I honestly dont care... you get to see a blurry picture of her boob, and a blurry picture of her ass.

[–]Hellrazor236 2 points3 points ago

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Needs more fapping.

[–]flamingboard 3 points4 points ago

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Did anyone say Spaghett yet?

[–]PossiblyTrolling 6 points7 points ago

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*photos

[–]bardlo 1 point2 points ago

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That is reddit's reaction to this thread.

[–]warpigsheals 1 point2 points ago

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Not Bad

[–]HARDonE 1 point2 points ago

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http://mlkshk.com/r/4863

i feel as if im responding to a mating call

[–]endlessmammal 0 points1 point ago

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scarlett johansson naked, what a concept.

[–]Jerameme 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, picture a hot dog bun...

[–]WalkerTexasRanger 1 point2 points ago

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This could not possibly be more accurate

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe I'm just not an ass girl. I like tits.

[–]OhhWesleey 1 point2 points ago

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Priceless.

[–]madadam 1 point2 points ago

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A-spogeeeeeta

[–]Lazarus1219 1 point2 points ago

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SPAGETT!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I feel sorry for her, after probably passing up untold millions to show her tits, she ends up giving it away for free.

[–]ZombieSociety 1 point2 points ago

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This is a tremendously unpopular opinion, but I'm not trolling when I say I have absolutely no idea what you people see in her.

[–]borisia 4 points5 points ago

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I'm actually never seen her in a movie so to me she's an average person.

[–]amstan 0 points1 point ago

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You haven't seen Iron Man 2?

[–]justinmeister 10 points11 points ago

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I love how of all movies you picked Iron Man 2.

[–]Willie_Main 1 point2 points ago

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Not that I'm complaining, but it's not like there was much left to the imagination anyway.

I absolutely loved Lost in Translation and she spends a good portion of that movie in very skimpy clothing- which is part of the reason I loved the movie.

[–]borisia -2 points-1 points ago

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Yea I think I did I guess she didn't stick out to much for me or something.

[–]sgtpppr 1 point2 points ago

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Of course she didn't if you're not even sure you saw the movie.

[–]borisia 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you're right.

[–]behaaki 3 points4 points ago

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1) photoS, not photo'S

2) where are they?

[–]afterbirthbuffet 15 points16 points ago

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photos, not photoS

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

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1) photos, not photoS

2) where are they?

not

photos, not photoS

[–]DarnTheseSocks[!] 3 points4 points ago

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On the internet.

[–]cubicle_slave 2 points3 points ago

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I've never seen so much excitement over so little. It's a butt and one boob. It's not like it's a close up shot of her pussy. Eh.

[–]weeeeearggggh 1 point2 points ago

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It is a nice butt.

[–]cougarfall 6 points7 points ago

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The magic lies in the butt and the boob. I would be much less excited about an up-close of genitals.

[–]Ultra99 -2 points-1 points ago

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  • Scientific research needed.

[–]Ryan7395 1 point2 points ago

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" I would be... "

[–]dr_vonhugenstein 1 point2 points ago

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Good to see Spagett is still getting work after Spagett and the Quest for the Golden Treasure.

[–]jAke48700 1 point2 points ago

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I saw him hiding behind the bushes for like 10 minutes...i thought he was someones kid but, it turns out, no it wasnt

[–]ghostbackwards 0 points1 point ago

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Alfaredo!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Del_Felesif 0 points1 point ago

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Spagghet!

[–]p4ssage 0 points1 point ago

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Spooked ya, didn't I?

[–]airborntoxic7 0 points1 point ago

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wheres the pictures my dearest friends !

[–]MutantCowboy 0 points1 point ago

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Test

[–]Dywards 0 points1 point ago

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he"ll spook ya

[–]HumanitiesHaze 0 points1 point ago

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upvoticus for u kind sir

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am now searching for the leaked images eating spaghetti from a large bowl.

[–]YesImSardonic 0 points1 point ago

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photos

Pluralisation isn't done with apostrophes.

[–]Ultra99 0 points1 point ago

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Upz for truth!!!

[–]HDanker 0 points1 point ago

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bru got ya

[–]kibble 0 points1 point ago

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Apostrophe: a warning sign that the reader is about to encounter the letter s at the end of the word.

[–]outspoken_mute 0 points1 point ago

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spot on man, this is totally the reaction i got when showing the pics to random people at work that had no idea.

[–]HuricaneRetarded 0 points1 point ago

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I actually didn't find the pictures that attractive at all...

[–]BigShovel 0 points1 point ago

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You've been spooked

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

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Me too. Upvote for beating me to it.

[–]hardman52 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit's The world's reaction to the Scarlett Johansson leaked photos.

FTFY

[–]benzolorenzo 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was the boss' kid or something... Turns out it was a full grown man

[–]defconzero 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it... I mean I know about Spagett but what exactly are you saying?

[–]TheDreadGazeebo 0 points1 point ago

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this is the greatest Gif in existence.

[–]anthemok 0 points1 point ago

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el o el

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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man with tail

[–]FaipDeOaid 0 points1 point ago

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I was in the other bush...

[–]grimgrefer 0 points1 point ago

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What photos?

[–]Randy_Tutelage 0 points1 point ago

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It's just abnormal...

[–]com33647 0 points1 point ago

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Why did the Scarjo pics look exactly like I imagined? Blah.

[–]i_rape_frats 0 points1 point ago

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leaked my ass. this is a fucking attention whoring stunt

[–]HermanMunster85 0 points1 point ago

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What I would really like to know: why women of celebrity would even think it appropriate to store nude photos of themselves on their phones or any electronic media, especially when they know they're potential targets. Okay, off the soapbox...

[–]blue_lagoon 0 points1 point ago

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photos

[–]TheGoober 0 points1 point ago

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i cant stop laughing.. tears are falling on my keyboard

[–]BuffetScientist 0 points1 point ago

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Like a boss....'s. Son

[–]prezjordan 0 points1 point ago

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anyone have video of this?

[–]RoofToilet87 0 points1 point ago

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Spooked ya!!!

[–]Der_Nailer 0 points1 point ago

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ahahhaha so true!

[–]dh96 0 points1 point ago

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pretty sure this is more accurate

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

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Photos. No apostrophe.

[–]Blumpkindle 0 points1 point ago

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Targuus

[–]ELDERPE 0 points1 point ago

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At first i thought it was the boss's kid sitting in the corner.

[–]wolflarsen 0 points1 point ago

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Sensitive files you need to protect? Encryption, ya think?

I mean she could send encrypted pics of her hooha and we may never be able to view the images.

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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TIL we're assclowns.

[–]Ryo_s 0 points1 point ago

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If she chose to use this incident as Art being portrayed, being the professional actor she is, then nothing is lost. She still has her dignity yet she chose to escalate the situation and involved the authorities.

[–]mrp00sy 0 points1 point ago

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I find this difficult to masturbate to

[–]zodar 1 point2 points ago

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ATTENTION ATTENTION

THERE ARE NO APOSTROPHES IN PLURALS

EVEN WORDS THAT END IN A VOWEL

NEVER

THE PLURAL OF PHOTO IS PHOTOS

THE PLURAL OF TACO IS TACOS

THE PLURAL OF HOT DOG IS HOT DOGS

THE PLURAL OF ATTORNEY GENERAL IS ATTORNEYS GENERAL

THANK YOU

[–]existence123 3 points4 points ago

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I'll have seven Whoppers Junior, please

[–]lars_svenson 0 points1 point ago

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This just in...

These pics are still making me hard eight hours after I first saw them.

Truly a Fap-Ocalypse today.

[–]RicWooFlair 0 points1 point ago

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Es funny cuz you use fat balding creepy man to represent all the reddit, yes!

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

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how is no one coming here to post about improper use of the apostrophe? it seems the only spelling or grammar rules reddit knows about is their and theyre and there.

[–]quitefunny 0 points1 point ago

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Vupvote vor you, sir.

[–]cjcenizal -1 points0 points ago

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Let me break it down for you: It's Scarlett Johansson. She's famous. She's naked. Fame is defined by the public's interest. People are interested in her. People are even more interesting when they are naked. Like it or not, we're all still human, and unable/unwilling to suppress our impulses to be interested in things.

[–]Grammar_Waffen -2 points-1 points ago

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SERIOUSLY, VAT IZ THIS SHIT? YOU DO NOT ADD EIN APOSTROPHE VEN YOU HAVE A PLURAL S AT ZE END OF EIN WORD!

[–]SwampSwami 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is the worst novelty account I've ever seen.

[–]i_only_say_lol 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]shasta0masta -2 points-1 points ago

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omg im laughing so hard right now

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 6 points7 points ago

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[–]scnoob6969 -1 points0 points ago

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Just in my opinion, I beleave if a person is stupid enough to send them or have them, than they have no right to be upset with it getting leak. with that i also beleave once it is sent to one person it is no longer PRIVATE!

[–]Skeezer1991 -1 points0 points ago

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I'd put money down that this dude is related to Jon Lovitz...

[–]jumpup -1 points0 points ago

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aww he wants to be mister moral high ground but isn't satisfied with being able to downvote it only ones

[–]Druuf -2 points-1 points ago

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Reining in where the drive wound into the trees, Gyles looked back at Rawlings Hall. How best to play the cards he’d just been dealt he wasn’t yet sure. Securing his amenable bride remained his primary objective; despite the carnal need she evoked, seducing the gypsy had to take second place.

He narrowed his eyes, seeing, not faded bricks but a pair of emerald eyes bright with understanding, with knowledge and speculation beyond the ken of any modest young lady.

He would have her.