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[–]apextek 144 points145 points ago

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my girlfriend and I were at a light in Culver City thumping Deltron 3030 in my 12 year old volvo, when Kanye rolled up next to us in his Bentley convertible with the top down. he gave us the 'that's whats up' nod, kinda like the obama 'not bad' then took off

[–]CaNANDian 28 points29 points ago

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Drive slow homie.

[–]rammsdell 36 points37 points ago

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Deltron 3030, the automator!

[–]DinosaurSupervisor 14 points15 points ago*

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I thought Deltron 3030 was Deltron Zero and the Automator.

EDIT: And Kid Koala. Thanks DrDerpenstein.

[–]PsyanideInk 9 points10 points ago

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Deltron 3030 was Del tha Funkee Homosapien, in the guise of Deltron Zero, Dan the Automator, and DJ Kid Koala.

[–]DrDerpenstein 4 points5 points ago

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Don't forget Kid Koala!

[–]rammsdell 7 points8 points ago

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Yes, Deltron Zero and Dan the Automator. But "Deltron 3030 the automator, check it" was a lyric in "upgrade your grey matter" if I recall, I'll have to listen to it again.

[–]im_only_a_dolphin 11 points12 points ago

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One day it may matter.

[–]chemistry101 2 points3 points ago

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One day it will matter.

[–]Brodiggan 4 points5 points ago

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Close, but not quite. The lyrics are

Comin from the outer regions of the universe
Deltron Zero and Automator
Check it

[–]belgianwafflestomp 5 points6 points ago

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FUCK DYING I HIJACK A MECH

[–]alphanumerik 5 points6 points ago

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upvote for del

oh you funkee homosapien you

[–]CommanderFlapjacks 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Thumbz8 3 points4 points ago

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I want to devise a virus.

[–]apextek 3 points4 points ago

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turn us back to papyrus?

[–]Thumbz8 1 point2 points ago

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Not before crushing corporations with a mild touch and trashing your whole computer system.

[–]bazrkr 5 points6 points ago

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I was a mech-soldier, but I didn't respect orders.

[–]ninjasenses 8 points9 points ago

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I used to be a mech-soldier, but I didn't respect orders. FTFY

[–]ahkistler 4 points5 points ago

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I had to step forward, tell 'em this ain't for us.

[–]Tyrphanax 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone here gets upvotes for Del.

[–]apextek 1 point2 points ago

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TIL

[–]como_se_dice_dice 1 point2 points ago

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which song?

[–]apextek 2 points3 points ago

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i forget, it was on my pandora, I have a deltron station

[–]CapnSammich 1 point2 points ago

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I can dig the other guy's look as well :P

[–]He11razor 38 points39 points ago*

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Alligator? Interior crocodile Alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.

[–]mylifeforshire 2 points3 points ago

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You read my mind. And now I'm going to find that video of the alligator creeping around with this song on loop.

[–]gatsby365 2 points3 points ago

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[–]timdorr 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SomeTakezo 1 point2 points ago

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Maxi curls. Remote control alligator.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for reminding me about this.

[–]Destinationzooo 1 point2 points ago

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CHIP THA RIPPER

S.L.A.B

[–]Andorion 8 points9 points ago

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Kim Kardashian part (after what's in the beginning)

[–]DrewPWiener 22 points23 points ago

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This looks awful.

[–]SuperDuper-C 13 points14 points ago

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Good premise, but no substance clearly. Why it was never picked up obviously. But still...that Kim K ass.

[–]jukefest 1 point2 points ago

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The guy who made this video is married to a good friend of mine

[–]Drixonite 31 points32 points ago

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I post on the same website as a guy whose good friend is married to the person who made this video

[–]Sonu9100 9 points10 points ago

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Holy shit you need to do an AMA

[–]MEANMUTHAFUKA -1 points0 points ago

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I posted a reply to the guy who posts on the same website as the guy whose friend is married to the person who made this video.

[–]deweyredman 1 point2 points ago

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cool story bro

[–]elephantwreck 301 points302 points ago

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Fuck you guys. I love Kanye, and this.

[–]internetsuperstar 147 points148 points ago

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An entire generation of men will have protected financials thanks to Kanye's advice on prenups.

[–]MgenGlder 85 points86 points ago

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We want prenup! We want prenup! yeeeeaaaahhh

[–]luckycypher 51 points52 points ago

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It's something that you need to have.

[–]DinosaurSupervisor 53 points54 points ago

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Coz when she leave yo ass, she gon' leave with half.

[–]JonRivers 40 points41 points ago

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Eighteen years, eighteen years, and on her eighteenth birthday found out it wasn't his?

[–]Kazill 25 points26 points ago

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Well I ain't saying she a gold diggah.

[–]kamikazewave 78 points79 points ago

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But she ain't messin' wit no broke looks around carefully for black people ni-mumble.

[–]Heterosethual 21 points22 points ago

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Cough nPEOPLE

[–]Habeas 19 points20 points ago

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nigga

[–]DinosaurSupervisor 7 points8 points ago

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She ain't messin wit no broke, broke.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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But she ain't messin wit no broke broke.

The edited version is racist, they substitute 'broke' for 'nigga' because they think it means the same thing.

[–]DaCeph 0 points1 point ago

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But she aint messin with no broke nigga

[–]iloveyounohomo 3 points4 points ago

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[–]internetsuperstar 1 point2 points ago

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That kind of guidance aint nothin to fuck wit.

[–]HugeDouche 37 points38 points ago

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Damn straight.

I'm never gonna lose respect for some dumb shit he did to some bimbo who makes a living airing her dirty laundry.

Especially when it's so easy to see that Yeezy pours his heart into everything he does, regardless of the response.

Loved him since the first time I heard college dropout, love him today

[–]ScumbagRedditor 48 points49 points ago

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Put it perfectly. Kanye West is pretty much the only celebrity out there who doesn't filter his every action through a giant PR firm, and he is, in my opinion, the most ambitious artist out there today.

Yes, he does some dumb things on occasion, but he's almost always entertaining, and he's one of the few artists out there today who constantly tries to surpass himself, always striving for something new. I can't think of another mainstream artist who tries as hard as he does.

Also, yes, the College Dropout was the first CD that truly got me into rap, and I have more respect for Kanye West than for any other artist. Real talk.

[–]moshpitallah 5 points6 points ago

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Am i the only one that thinks its funny that College Dropout was the CD that got you into rap? How old are you?

[–]ScumbagRedditor 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 20. I lived in a family of musicians (everyone on my mother's side was a pro musician), so they all hated rap and would get together and talk about how it was ruining music and required no talent.

I believed them until I heard College Dropout in '04. I'd never heard a rap CD - or, really, any CD - with such warmth and humor and joie de vivre. From then on, I loved rap. Family hated me, but they can't tell me nothing.

[–]voneahhh 1 point2 points ago

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Couldn't agree more, with the exception of Watch The Throne which did nothing new and quite frankly was somewhat boring.

[–]chaoticjacket 11 points12 points ago

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Hes the only artist that has showcased his humanity and mistakes. Especially when he had that mental break down on twitter

Twitter Mental Breakdown

"Man I love Twitter... I've always been at the mercy of the press but no more... The media tried to demonize me"

The media is conspiring against me, they want to ruin my career

See above

People write all the time about how much of a d-bag I am

Some deep shit about perception vs. reality

See above

I'm not racist, though I have to accept that my actions have made some people think so. "walk with me..."

Remember that shit I said about George Bush? That was awesome.

I was drunk and said some crazy shit, now y'all treat me like George Bush.

"How deep is the scar"? Well, I lost a shit ton of money.

Seriously, a shit ton.

People really didn't like me

"Anchor Man" reference

I mean, they really don't like me

I talked to a white girl one time, she thought I was racist

Perception vs. reality, part two. "I've been straying from this subject on twitter but I have to give it to you guys raw now"

Google my name and you'll see that people think I'm a total d-bag

"Some people say... Why worry about "the haters?" This is bigger that just the concept of haters"

My music is the greatest music ever made. Ever. In history. Ever

I'll probably sell less albums now. Fucking media

The media is racist

Man, I miss the days when I could perform with Justin Timberlake.

People tweeted me death threats. Ok, so they were "tweeted" death threats, but that's still kind of f-ed up.

That hurt my feelings

"I wrote a song for Taylor Swift that's so beautiful and I want her to have it. If she won't take it then I'll perform it for her" [Editor's Note: This is a horrible idea.]

My bad Taylor Swift.

Did I mention that Twitter is awesome?!

Taylor and I both got used by the media

I need to stop taking myself so seriously, which is ironic, because nothing says taking yourself seriously like an extended Twitter rant.

There are a few people who don't hate me

For example, some people named their kids after me.

Sorry about that people who named their kids after me.

Fuck the Dixie Chicks. Also, I love Justin Timberlake.

Hit me up JT. Let's do a tour again. Come on. I really need it.

Forget everything I said about race in America, that's not true. It's not about race.

Also, when I said I need to stop taking myself so seriously, forget that too. I am the center of the universe.

"Who's seen the play Wicked? I've seen it 4 times!"

I'm totally feeling the Wicked Witch of the West

Believe me, I'm never going to drunkenly interrupt someone getting an award again.

I know now that's not cool.

For a dude who's over 30, I can act like a kid sometimes.

I need to grow up.

Some more stuff about me

Yo Beyonce and Taylor, my bad.

"These aren't regular tweets... this is stream of consciousness ... I want you guys to know and feel where my head is at..."

Random "Heat" reference

By the way, this ill-advised rant is completely my idea.

A Facebook reference that doesn't really make sense.

You aren't tired of me talking about Taylor Swift, right? Good, cause I'm just getting started!

Another apology

By the way, when I talk about myself in the 3rd person, I'm not serious. I don't really talk about myself in the 2rd person.

Blah, blah, blah, another apology.

Those death threats were crazy though.

Let's look at who really benefited from my drunken bufoonery. The media! That's who.

YOU KNOW I'M ANGRY BECAUSE I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!!

I probably shouldn't be writing this

ANGRY!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Come on, I know at least a couple people agreed with me about the Taylor Swift thing. She totally shouldn't have won.

Hey, at least it made for good television.

"Why was it made into such a race issue. Taylor loves rap music." Ok, I don't know if she actually loves rap, but it helps prove my point, so I'm sticking to it.

I'M WRITING ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT'S LOVE OF RAP IN ALL CAPS!!!

What really sucks is my biggest records have been crossover hits, and now it's almost impossible for me to crossover

I cry real tears

Really, I do. You should see me. I'm like a chick who just got dumped eating a bowl of Ben & Jerrys. That's how much I cry.

Why can't you see how hurt I am? tear

I only want to help make the world a better place...and be famous...and fuck models.

I want to make people smile...like models...after I fuck them.

I want mainstream white America to buy my new album

So let me say this

"I'm sorry Taylor"

[–]Phallic 11 points12 points ago

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Hes the only artist that has showcased his humanity and mistakes

the only artist

Ladies and gentlemen... Kanye West fans!

[–]chaoticjacket 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone can write about their emotions in songs. but his twitter breakdown was surreal. No artist has done something seemingly close to that and if so please provide a source I would love to be proven wrong. I am not a Kanye fan, Do I like his older music..Yes. You would have no idea how it would feel to have the world hating you. People have killed themselves over much less than that.

[–]Meta_Zack 1 point2 points ago

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I only want to help make the world a better place...and be famous...and fuck models.

I want to make people smile...like models...after I fuck them.

lol gotta give to him him respect for being completely honest.

[–]random_tiger 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for your work

[–]I_Like_Eggs123 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed. I couldn't care less about what Kanye fucking does outside the studio. I love his music. I love the bravado and egotism. It's funny, it's catchy, it's thoughtful, the production values can't be matched. Shit, even 808's and Heartbreak. Some of the songs on the album make me reminisce about a very specific time and place and smile. That's what music should do.

[–]BoonTobias 3 points4 points ago

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He definitely killed it at cod xp, ticket price totally worth it

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[–]jazzrz 49 points50 points ago

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I'm sure he has an entourage/private jet or whatever.

He actually had a private jet on Entourage. So there you go.

[–]w3rty 28 points29 points ago

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Bummer. Why'd you let that guy in the yellow jacket photo-bomb you and Kanye like that?

[–]Heterosethual 3 points4 points ago

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Was this back when he had the plate in his jaw still?

[–]deweyredman 2 points3 points ago

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He was probably still healing. I definitely remember his mouth looking a little funny. Didn't ask him about that, sorry.

[–]Heterosethual 2 points3 points ago

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Oh no its fine, its not like I would ask him about his mom right now if I met him, scars take their time to heal really.

[–]threetwojuan 7 points8 points ago

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He does have a private jet...'Sorry im in pijamas but i just got off the PJ' PJ being private jet.

[–]BohmaJenkins 2 points3 points ago

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Are you aware that you look like a young Mos Def?

[–]kilewithani 51 points52 points ago

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My reason for not hating Kanye West a single bit and actually loving the fuck out of him: If you're going to be a celebrity why not do celebrity shit, like getting drunk and calling out a little girl at an awards show, or having your own line of Louis-Vitton shoes? I mean if I were Kanye West I would do everything Kanye West does just because I fucking could man.

[–]Chubbstock 92 points93 points ago

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Today is the anneversary of when Jay Leno made Kanye cry on national television by asking him what his mother would think about his actions during Taylor swift's award speech.

Thanks, facebook, for reminding me with your "on this day" section.

[–]thathonkey 27 points28 points ago

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I thought that was a truly humbling moment that turned out to be quite pivotal. He went on to produce one of the best, most introspective rap albums ever. It is a clear point in my mind when I started respecting Kanye as a human being and not just as a musician.

[–]kiver16 6 points7 points ago

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*deceased mother

[–]Qingy 16 points17 points ago

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Does anyone have a video of this? Oh wait, here we go.

[–]Kgbeast1 20 points21 points ago

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Seriously, Jay Leno seems like he doesn't care at all. Just, yep, yep, yep, how would your mom feel...yep. YOU READY TO SING?!

[–]JonRivers 6 points7 points ago

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Holy shit, that silence after Jay drops the question was painful for me. I have never felt more for an artist then I did for Kanye right then.

[–]rhardih 2 points3 points ago

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TIL, thank you.

[–]InterruptingKanye 42 points43 points ago*

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Yo Jay, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Jay-Z is one of the best Jays of all time. ONE OF THE BEST JAYS OF ALL TIME!

[–]tencents 26 points27 points ago

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[–]wrinkled_penis 6 points7 points ago

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What about the Toronto Blue Jays?

[–]ScottJohnson 22 points23 points ago

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Other than 92-93, meh.

[–]trueblueskies 3 points4 points ago

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As a fan of the Jays, this is not true. Not true!

[–]vinniedamac 2 points3 points ago

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Does crying make you less of a man? Does it make you feel better about yourself to put down men who aren't afraid to cry? Also, it's what his deceased mother would have though.

[–]Overeacting 3 points4 points ago

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You're reading condescension from that sentence that doesn't exist.

[–]vinniedamac 3 points4 points ago

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Crap, now that I reread it again, you're right I overreacted.

[–]dr99ed 25 points26 points ago

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Everytime I see a Kanye post I feel I have to show people THIS SONG. One of the most emotional and heartfelt performances I've ever heard from any artist.

The guy isn't the dick he's made out to be - a lot of it is bravado propagated from being insecure.

[–]catchthisfade 8 points9 points ago

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"Last night I saw you in my dreams...Now I can't wait to go to sleep..."

Gives me goosebumps everytime. What a heartbreakingly beautiful line to add after his mom's passing. Definitely one of the most emotionally powerful performances/songs I've come by.

[–]Glodek 7 points8 points ago

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A song like this, Roses. Doesn't get as many props as it should.

[–]catchthisfade 1 point2 points ago

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Great song, but one thing that presents it from classic status is the one terribly cringe-worthy line in it: "So many aunties we could have an Auntie team." It stands out like a sore thumb, which is a shame since the rest of the song is impeccable.

[–]StaticPrevails 3 points4 points ago

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I stared at that video for over a minute wondering how he kept completely still that whole time.

I'm a dumbass...

[–]Heterosethual 4 points5 points ago

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I was listening to this last night are you fuckin kidding me. Truly amazing, but here is the video, high definition.

[–]yoonie 2 points3 points ago

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god, this video punched me in the heart

[–]kranzb2 2 points3 points ago

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It's much better when you can see him actually perform http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Mo7t-tur8&feature=related

[–]RelaxRelapse 15 points16 points ago

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I'm a Kanye fan I thought this was funny.. *kanyeshrug

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[–]inamelessslug 6 points7 points ago

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He's a joy.

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[–]DaCeph 8 points9 points ago

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Seriously, I mean you can go to Walmart and find bigger assholes than Kanye West.

[–]PapaGrizzlyBear 5 points6 points ago

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haha, his face can he get much higher? so high

[–]Wuggeh 5 points6 points ago

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His face made me laugh a lot

[–]KanyeW 3 points4 points ago

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KANYE WEST IS GREAT

[–]ben5on 239 points240 points ago

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Reddit: full of atheist-minecraft-playing-cat-owning-forever-aloning-males who despise Kanye West.

[–]DialSquare 413 points414 points ago

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I love Kanye, but this picture is still fucking hilarious. I bet he would find it funny too.

[–]SuperDuper-C 129 points130 points ago

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It isn't a photoshop, it's a part of pilot that him and Rhymefest wanted to do. The pilot was based on making fun of Kanye's supposed self obsessed view of himself.

[–]DialSquare 13 points14 points ago

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Wow, really? I didn't know that. Do you have some type of link to what you're talking about? I'd love to see that.

[–]SuperDuper-C 44 points45 points ago

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[–]diewhitegirls 16 points17 points ago

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I've never had a problem with Kanye, but this shit right here makes me want to give that guy a big hug.

[–]CommanderFlapjacks 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck, I totally would have watched that. But I can't fault Comedy Central for not picking it up, with this clogging up the airwaves we'd only have time for like 3 hours of blue collar comedy repeats

[–]DialSquare 5 points6 points ago

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Brilliant. A thousand thank-yous to you sir.

[–]Jorgeen 183 points184 points ago

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Kanye has no problems mocking himself, so yes.

[–]internetsuperstar 77 points78 points ago

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[–]SixNineteen 19 points20 points ago

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I want that shirt.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I want him to tweet about it to complete the circle.

[–]WarPhalange 10 points11 points ago

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This made me like him more, actually. I'm pretty sure he does this shit as a joke. No way anybody could be that into himself and still function with other people, regardless of skill or money.

Right?

[–]K_A_N_Y_E 11 points12 points ago

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Bitches jealous

[–]dinofan01 47 points48 points ago

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Try going to r/music. Most of the redditors in there are pretty level headed and understand his musical talent.

[–]Vsx 120 points121 points ago

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You can despise Kanye West and acknowledge his musical talent simultaneously, that's where I'm at.

[–]dinofan01 35 points36 points ago

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Fair enough. I'm at "I know he's a douche bag but I really don't care so long as he keeps making good music."

[–]aheadwarp9 15 points16 points ago

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Exactly, a lot of famous people are douchebags! That doesn't mean they aren't famous for a reason... They just let the fame go to their heads a little bit I guess.

[–]wallychamp 13 points14 points ago

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It's a double dip.

On one hand, you need to be pretty full of yourself and confident to continually make demos, EPs, etc and trying to get out there. No A&R is going to check out something where the artist's point of view is "Yeah, I'm ok I guess." This is especially true in rap.

Then, once you're in, you have people sucking your dick 24/7. You can only be told you're great so many times before it starts affecting you one way or another.

[–]brwilliams 12 points13 points ago

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Watch the Throne didn't grab me on the first listen, should I give it another shot?

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Definitely. I felt the exact same way my first time hearing it and didn't listen again for about a week. After my second time through I was still pretty meh about it. Each successive listen I started liking it more and now I'm in love with it. It's not as good as MBDTF (then again what is?) but it's fantastic. I didn't think Jay Z was still capable of doing what he does on Watch the Throne.

[–]headforthehills 10 points11 points ago

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Yes, my initial reaction was "This isn't as good as MBDTF" but then again when will something else like that come out again. But after 10 listens i would safely say all the tracks range form good to great with the only exceptions being Lift Off and Made In America.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Lift Off is definitely the low point for me. I get the feeling they were trying to make it All of the Lights 2 with the epic horns and Beyonce hook (I know Rhianna did the AotL hook but it has a very similar feel). Unfortunately the hook kind of sucks and the whole song just falls flat. The lyrics in Made in America are pretty excellent (especially the Jay Z verse about dealing crack when he was young) but otherwise I agree. Not a highlight.

[–]thislittlemonkey 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously. I can't even get through the full track because it makes me feel embarrassed for them all.

[–]Heterosethual 1 point2 points ago

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Made In America is a great song to listen too if you need to relax a little.

[–]latticusnon 10 points11 points ago

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I don't dig his music but I think he's a great guy.

[–]MananWho 4 points5 points ago

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The thing is, in many cases, musical talent is very subjective.

Furthermore, musical talent and personality should be independent of one another. Having a lot of one doesn't necessarily make up for the other. Regardless of what you think of his musical talent, it's ignorant to pretend that Kanye isn't incredibly arrogant.

[–]DaCeph 1 point2 points ago

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Arrogant, yes. Not incredibly. It's almost required to be full of yourself if you want to be a rapper. You can't get signed by saying "I'm kind of good at this, my house is a little big compared to yours".

[–]lekotar 11 points12 points ago

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Atheist ✓

minecraft playing X

cat owning X

forever alone X

male ✓

despise Kanye West (meh)

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Atheist X

minecraft playing X

cat owning X

forever alone X

male ✓

despise Kanye West X

Apparently I'm not a Redditor?

[–]testmypatience 2 points3 points ago

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You and me both bud

[–]Erickj 2 points3 points ago

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Same here :D

[–]WingItHXC 3 points4 points ago

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Same except I think Kanye is hilarious. Actually I have minecraft but I kinda hate it.

[–]pusangani 2 points3 points ago

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im none of those things, but most others are, why do I even like coming here?

[–]Erickj 1 point2 points ago

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For the Scarlett Johanson pics.

[–]distertastin 5 points6 points ago

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Reddit: full of atheist-minecraft-playing-cat-owning-forever-aloning-white-males who despise black people.

FTFY

[–]Justintime233 30 points31 points ago

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Hey man, we don't all own cats!!

[–]distertastin 7 points8 points ago

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Okay.. maybe I was generalizing about the cat part.

[–]BonzoESC 4 points5 points ago

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Redditors don't care about black people.

[–]BiggityBates 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit: full of liberal-atheist-minecraft-playing-cat-owning-forever-aloning-males who despise Kanye West.

FTFY

[–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

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We don't hate him. He's hilarious.

[–]Tombofsoldier 25 points26 points ago

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I might not like his music, but the guy does have a good sense of humor.

[–]SuperDuper-C 29 points30 points ago

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You're at like a complete opposite end of the spectrum. Most people read the media articles that make him out to be a douche, and hate him, but admit they love his music.

[–]MADBARZ 16 points17 points ago

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Kanye West's #1 fan: Kanye West

[–]ajw827 4 points5 points ago

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He writes his curses in cursive.

[–]4DeeDogg 14 points15 points ago

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Ya'll need to get off his dick. MBDTF and WTT are two classic albums. As well as College Dropout, Late Registration and Graduation.

[–]jbibby 19 points20 points ago

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Why didn't you just say "Every album but 808 & Heartbreak"?

[–]ogqozo 24 points25 points ago

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808's & Heartbreak is a classic album in my opinion.

[–]jbibby 10 points11 points ago

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Actually I agree. I loved that album!

[–]PsyanideInk 7 points8 points ago

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Good album, but I don't think he developed the concept enough to really qualify as classic, especially as compared to the rest of his work. I think to qualify as classic, you really have to produce a well-defined, cogent work, that works well as a whole and individual songs. 808's was great, but felt conceptual and experimental, rather than robust and complete. Almost like Kanye said "I got this new sound" and then just plays with it for a whole album.

...If you can't tell, I spend way too much time thinking about hiphop.

[–]thislittlemonkey 1 point2 points ago

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808's does feel like a complete move away from his other stuff, but to be honest that's kinda what I like about it. It's the Kanye album I can listen to when I don't feel like listening to Kanye.

[–]douglasr007 1 point2 points ago

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Think of 808s & Heartbreak as if an electronic musician made it...and bam, it's an instant classic

[–]LustForLife 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, some of those songs ("Welcome To Heartbreak", "Say You Will", hell even "Heartless") had such a great atmosphere to them.

[–]4DeeDogg 4 points5 points ago

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He's got two live albums too man.

[–]arghnard 2 points3 points ago

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Somewhere, Jay Z's lookin at this pic while laughing his Jay Z laugh.

[–]felixjmorgan 1 point2 points ago

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A-hee-hee... S'YA BOY!

[–]iAmericA45 1 point2 points ago

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Good to know he uses listerine.

[–]MrJimmyVideo 1 point2 points ago

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I've had an autographed 8x10 self portrait on my desk at work for a while now. I originally made it to test out some portrait enhancing software I got. I just put it on my desk and made no mention of it. People's reactions were pretty good.

[–]Roland-of-Gilead 1 point2 points ago

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He has forgotten the face of his father...

[–]swampratstew 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Kanye is still a pretty big Kanye fan.

[–]iamdink 1 point2 points ago

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Through the wire is a dope hit.

[–]Battlesheep 1 point2 points ago

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It was actually from Xzibit

[–]Tom_Violet 1 point2 points ago

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That smile just looks so genuine. o.O

[–]gottobekind 1 point2 points ago

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Yo Kanye! I heard u like Kanye's..... oh fuck it nevermind. I'm leaving!

[–]cavitycreep 1 point2 points ago

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We put Kanye with Kanye so you can look at Kanye while you look at Kanye.

[–]alfff 1 point2 points ago

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“But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.” From Kanye's VH1 Storytellers.

[–]abw80 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad I want to do this at my work?

[–]I_love_your_mom 1 point2 points ago

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All we need now is hennessy, a bad bitch and a bag of weed, the holy trinity.

[–]shockfyre 1 point2 points ago

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To: OP

From: People who hate reposts

Stop it. That is all.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]RickRossovich 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks buddy. I'ma go get some fish sticks now...

[–]dhaft88 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Trondolay 1 point2 points ago

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<3

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]fujiman 19 points20 points ago

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Do you like fish sticks?

[–]tyro_neophyte 20 points21 points ago

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Love em!

[–]Wthtcat 16 points17 points ago

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Do you like fish sticks in your mouth?

[–]byproxxy 17 points18 points ago

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Yes, I love putting fish sticks in my mouth.

[–]bichonfreeze 20 points21 points ago

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You're a gay fish.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I still don't get it.

[–]livemusic 17 points18 points ago

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Just get it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]dhaft88 4 points5 points ago

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the shit was never funny, don't bother

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What's got you in a bad mood? This is Scarlett's Titties Day! Be happy! Spread Joy! Volunteer and donate to charity!

[–]shutupjoey 4 points5 points ago

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Best username I've seen in awhile!

[–]wobwobwobbuffet 1 point2 points ago

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I got really disappointed when I realized you weren't talking about the guy making a Rick Ross reference.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Best username..... of all time?

[–]nigglebottomz 1 point2 points ago

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His cockiness totally works for him

[–]thedemonlover 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes I wish I could just take a pill and be Kanye.

[–]samwhich 1 point2 points ago

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ISTE

[–]mass922 0 points1 point ago

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Man, I love me.

[–]EmpireAndAll 2 points3 points ago

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He is the master troll in the rapper world.

[–]no_splattering 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'm going to do that with my picture to. I will, I deserve it.