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[–]deilax 40 points41 points ago

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That shit's animal abuse.

I mean look at that poor dog.

Having to wear a damn sweater.

Disgusting...

[–]fnmeng[!] 20 points21 points ago

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Sweater vest actually. Must be a new money dog.

[–]joojie 1 point2 points ago

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Judging purely on the piece of gauze tying the sweater to the dog's collar, I'd day the sweater is on the advice of a vet/tech (advice I've given many times at work) to cover an incision so the dog can't get at it and rip the stitches out/irritate it.

If it isn't....definitely abuse.

[–]adomorn -2 points-1 points ago

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The real abuse is photobucket making it to the front page.

[–]imthemostmodest 50 points51 points ago

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It looks like the cat doesn't know it's moving.

"Yo, dog, stop moving closer. Back the fuck off."

"But... but I didn't move. You moved. You're on top of a--"

"--I SAID BACK. THE FUCK. OFF."

[–]netraven5000 8 points9 points ago

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Technologically Impaired Cat

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 12 points13 points ago

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You must never have owned a cat. The cat knows it's moving, but it also knows that people may not give it credit for knowing and has therefor decided to use this as an excuse to be a jerk.

[–]taeratrin 0 points1 point ago

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Like cats need an excuse.

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 0 points1 point ago

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Touche'

[–]DaPonkk -1 points0 points ago

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You made me lol!

[–]TheLastBadger 1 point2 points ago

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Then upvote it.

[–]thebuccaneersden 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, he knows.

[–]katieinpink220 17 points18 points ago

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I actually laughed out loud at this

[–]nuklz 5 points6 points ago

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i can't stop....

[–]Booskaboo 0 points1 point ago

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Can't stop the beat.

[–]hammsd 4 points5 points ago

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I did to. Now the baby is awake. :'(

[–]barcodescanner 5 points6 points ago

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Shit. We're pregnant again (yes, both are pregnant when the wife needs Taco Bell at midnight), and I forgot about waking the baby. It's gonna be a long couple of years. (This is #7 between us...not exactly planned.)

[–]LadyLollerskates 4 points5 points ago

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7 kids? Wow, they must be a nightmare!

[–]barcodescanner 0 points1 point ago

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Nah. The only thing I'd change is the noise level. Other than that, they're all pretty awesome.

[–]Sniperchild 3 points4 points ago

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...con...doms

[–]barcodescanner -1 points0 points ago

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It. Broke.

Not even kidding. FML. I mean, I will love the child, but with 6 kids between us already ("blended" family), we weren't exactly being irresponsible about birth control.

[–]TripperDay 1 point2 points ago

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With six kids between you, does an extra really matter?

[–]barcodescanner 2 points3 points ago

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Not really, but when you've gotten used to the idea of no more diapers and baby gear, it's a small bummer. Don't get me wrong...this isn't a tragedy. Kids are amazing, but I'm kinda tired of wiping asses.

[–]rossiFan 0 points1 point ago

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Google this: urologist vasectomy <your zip code>

[–]barcodescanner 0 points1 point ago

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We've been married for about a month. Literally had an appointment to see a urologist and get the snip. I'm still going to have it done - it was just really bad timing. And she can't take birth control because of clotting issues. Anyway, it was the perfect storm, and we both recognize that this was destined to happen. Pulled out early, condom broke, just married - BAM! baby.

[–]Kcazguy 1 point2 points ago

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Some of the most lulzworthy stuff on the Internet is posted here, most of it makes me smile, but this put me into a laughing fit which I've still not fully recovered from.

[–]sutiibu 22 points23 points ago

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Step away from the photobucket and back to the imgur

[–]OK_Eric 2 points3 points ago

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Were you not here yesterday? Imgur was having all kinds of problems.

[–]allisonivy 12 points13 points ago

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Much funnier this way.

[–]viper6575 0 points1 point ago

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Epic Cat.

[–]ZeGermanVon 21 points22 points ago

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that is the cat giving the least amount of fucks I have ever seen

[–]gary-oak 14 points15 points ago

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[–]yarmulke 4 points5 points ago

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This is possibly the cutest thing that I've ever seen in my life.

[–]gary-oak 7 points8 points ago

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you're the cutest thing i've ever seen in my life

[–]gary-oak 9 points10 points ago

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either that or i'm just quite drunk and lonely and hoping you're female.....

[–]gary-oak 11 points12 points ago

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i have a sad life

[–]yarmulke 10 points11 points ago

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Gary fucking Oak, everybody. Give him a round of applause.

[–]SpartaWillBurn 0 points1 point ago

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This will just encourage him.

[–]sexypantstime 0 points1 point ago

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you can't ignore his girth

[–]Homericus 1 point2 points ago

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The look that cat gives its owner at the end says: "I'm gonna shit on your pillow later because you let this happen."

[–]chewbacca77 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing you don't have a cat. The vertical tail indicates that he doesn't mind and now wants attention.

[–]Homericus 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, that be true. If my dog looked at me like that it means he is displeased.

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it... He's giving so few fucks that he got mad at the dog?

[–]ZeGermanVon 0 points1 point ago

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the floor below him started moving and he just went with it

[–]netraven5000 -1 points0 points ago

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I see your name. You're just mad about the fact that you don't know if your cat is dead.

Also - the cat doesn't appreciate you referring to his vehicle as a floor.

[–]ZeGermanVon 0 points1 point ago*

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What does my name have to do with dead cats...?

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking of Schroedinger's Cat... Schroedinger was German right?

[–]ZeGermanVon 0 points1 point ago

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oh. sorry guess I didn't put that reference together right away

[–]educatedllama 6 points7 points ago

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This is the first reddit post on photobucket that actually loaded for me...

[–]clumsyturtle 1 point2 points ago

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didn't work for me... went to the youtube link instead

[–]I_hate_your_face 3 points4 points ago

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FUCKING PHOTOBUCKET?????

[–]mymay 1 point2 points ago

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That is a big bathroom.

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

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Kind of odd that there's a staircase in the bathroom.

[–]SpaceTraveler 0 points1 point ago

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Random place for a toilet, out in the middle of this big space.

[–]drood420 1 point2 points ago

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First thing I thought was, " Is that dog wearing a sweater?"

[–]fearlessdawg 1 point2 points ago

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Link to the sources youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/texasgirly1979

Loads more vids of Sharky and her many other pets.

[–]MindCorrupt 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to post this. She has an awesome family of animals, not to mention being hottie as well. I always use her videos with sharky the pitty as a rebuttal to 'all pitbulls are killers' argument.

[–]OhMikeGod 1 point2 points ago

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Neon Night Riders from Turtles in Time.

[–]LeviNels 1 point2 points ago

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So much funnier with music.

[–]ApatheticPamp[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my, I put this up here bored and have awoken to a rather nice surprise. Reddit, you so unpredictable.

[–]bakerie 0 points1 point ago

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You also slapped us all in the face by using Photobucket. Links dead now.

[–]ApatheticPamp[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't mean to slapping everyone else, just you.

[–]blink_again_bitch 1 point2 points ago

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cats are dicks

[–]thexton 1 point2 points ago

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SERIOUSLY though arent they?!

[–]scottread1 1 point2 points ago

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DJ Roombah has clearly been resurrected as a cat.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Reminded me of Achewood.

God I miss that webcomic

roomba comic 1

roomba comic 2

[–]Brodiferus 2 points3 points ago

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Resistance is futile. All glory to the hovercat.

[–]rhuling 1 point2 points ago

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I do what I want, quit being jelly dog -Cat

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Like a boss.

[–]HellenKellersAccount 1 point2 points ago

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BVNVB675868??DRG$#

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

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Why doesn't Helen Keller have a Braille keyboard?

[–]MostlySentient 0 points1 point ago

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You don't need a braille keyboard. Most standard keyboards have little bumps on J and F, and the blind memorize the positions of the keys relative to those 2 keys.

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but Helen Keller is both blind and deaf - no one can tell her she is hitting the wrong keys.

[–]Rowdybunny05 0 points1 point ago

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I love this video. I've seen another version where it has the song "Get out the way" with it.

[–]Oni-X 0 points1 point ago

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omg i WANT ONE!

[–]Thebudweiserstuntman 0 points1 point ago

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This proves cats are arseholes.

[–]jesslyn22 0 points1 point ago

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Is that dog wearing a V-neck? I feel like he's going to be on Jersey Shore soon haha

[–]sharkpunch 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck'en saved.

[–]Artrock80 0 points1 point ago

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That cat is an asshole, and a genius.

[–]Hovercat21 0 points1 point ago

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Good times.

[–]virtyy 0 points1 point ago

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fucking cats, dogs beeing all friendly and she keeps hitting him

[–]DZ302 0 points1 point ago

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does anyone have an imgur mirror? Youtube is blocked at work.

[–]behaaki 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm, that cat is exploiting dogs' natural fear of vacuum cleaners..

[–]forre1o 0 points1 point ago

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OH god no... the cats and robots are conspiring!

[–]I_like_ice_cream 0 points1 point ago

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Cat's are such pricks.

Oh hey, is your face within paw's distance? Unacceptable! Watch as I attack it!

[–]rossiFan 0 points1 point ago

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Pit bull has clearly lost his identity.

[–]gonz0 0 points1 point ago

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DJ ROOMBA IN HOUSE EVERYBODY!

[–]fr3ddie 0 points1 point ago

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Photobucket? DOWNVOTE.

[–]ApatheticPamp[S] -1 points0 points ago

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We have an image snob!

[–]Reddit4LifeDawg 0 points1 point ago

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I command the humans, the humans command you. Pecking order, bitch.

Jeeves, bring me my Roomba.

[–]monotonyrenegade 0 points1 point ago

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cats are higher beings. the canine should be honored.

[–]netraven5000 2 points3 points ago

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He is, he even dressed in his finest argyle sweater for the occasion.

[–]Sparso8080 -1 points0 points ago

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Showed this to my wife and she burst out laughing, this is really great.

[–]Punkwasher -1 points0 points ago

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That cat is boss.

[–]fastlikeacat -1 points0 points ago

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in human terms this would be like gary small coleman taking a swing at andre the giant

[–]Jon2397 -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't work on smartphone :/

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]AlistorMcCoy 1 point2 points ago

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I ain't never seent it 'fore now, mister. :(

[–]Russz -2 points-1 points ago

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The cat's just like: "Move the fuck back!"

[–]brokensys -2 points-1 points ago

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LOLOLOL!! Look at the fuckin sweater! Fuckin argyles on it! It's a sweater vest! WTF!!