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[–]bamsquanch 118 points119 points ago

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When it turned to me, it made me very uneasy..

[–]HardHandle 27 points28 points ago

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You're suppose to turn your head slowly, then quickly cut your eyes at the person. Way more effective.

[–]jamessnow 19 points20 points ago

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[–]h4rpur 13 points14 points ago

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[–]jmost2 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Trinexx56 59 points60 points ago

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OH GOD WHY

[–]jmost2 16 points17 points ago

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at least it wasnt a spider!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Un Chien Andalou.

[–]JohnnyGilbert 4 points5 points ago

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Sacré bleu !

[–]PhirePhly 42 points43 points ago

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Sees razor come into the fraNOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]ChainLinker 2 points3 points ago

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Those claws. Nothing tears flesh like a puppy's claws. STILL NOPE.

[–]imasleep78 11 points12 points ago

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Very few things make me cringe (thank you internet), but there you go. Fuck.

[–]inkgrenade 9 points10 points ago

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It's a dead calf's eye. That's still pretty nasty, but it gave me some piece of mind after seeing this clip for the first time.

[–]samateur 1 point2 points ago

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..pun intended?

[–]Venusdude21 25 points26 points ago

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NSFL!

[–]rohizzle121 3 points4 points ago

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i literally yelled that when i saw this.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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umm... i'm going to both question the validity of that and call it a clever prank but at the same time give you one of these: ರ_ರ

[–]C-Biskit 4 points5 points ago

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TIL

[–]Gramarchist 4 points5 points ago

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I'm so glad I knew exactly what you were linking to. Addendum: I am so sad I knew exactly what you were linking to.

[–]tandembandit 4 points5 points ago

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I'm gonna go ahead and say that's NSFW

[–]Wood_Stock 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this a thing!?!

[–]seaowl 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cogit0 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Zombi 2, directed by Lucio Fulci. Awesome scene of a woman getting her eye slowly impaled by a wooden spike. Also, zombie tiger shark.

[–]Aitrus233 1 point2 points ago

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I watched this movie in an Independent Film Studies class, so I'm already desensitized to it.

[–]staythirstymyfriends 1 point2 points ago

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Dude NSFL goddamnit

[–]BonePwns13 0 points1 point ago

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AAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for redirecting me back to this page.

[–]Dawgishly 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could perfect llama face.

[–]acmercer 16 points17 points ago

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[–]clearingitup 2 points3 points ago

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His stare down at the camera is perfect.

[–]glenbolake 3 points4 points ago

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I'm kind of surprised that link worked properly. It appended "relevant" to the link instead of setting it as hover text because you didn't have it in quotes...

[–]agod2486 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck did I just see?

[–]TeamOnBack 4 points5 points ago

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..the fuck you lookin at..?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This kills the mood.

[–]jdrobertso 25 points26 points ago

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You have to be sure to make a really loud groaning sound when you do it, though.

[–]putrid_poo_nugget 158 points159 points ago

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Old as hell but still cracks me the fuck up!

[–]TheGrog 14 points15 points ago

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It's on /r/llamagif!

Actually a higher quality one :P

[–]niklos 2 points3 points ago

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Just gonna go ahead and front page that.

[–]bossyman15 1 point2 points ago

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Her name is Libby!

[–]Enlightenment777 1 point2 points ago

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[–]RufusSarsaparilla 43 points44 points ago

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This gif never gets old!

[–]SirDuncanTheTall 24 points25 points ago

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Shit. I totally forgot about this gif.... and I freaking died laughing tonight.

[–]DaffyDuck 16 points17 points ago

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Literally!

[–]silverfalcon 11 points12 points ago

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R.I.P

[–]snatcher04 2 points3 points ago

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Its things like this that make me NEVER complain about reposts.

[–]fjw 2 points3 points ago*

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Until it gets deleted and only a 404 error remains

EDIT: IS NOBODY ELSE GETTING A 404 ERROR FOR THIS? CTRL-F "MIRROR" HAS FAILED

[–]PoeticEnd 3 points4 points ago

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I was on the phone when I saw this and broke down laughing. Best gif of my year so far.

[–]Edward_Norton 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed even more after reading your username

[–]ohnastyrobo 1 point2 points ago

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This gets me every time. I know it is coming but I'm helpless to stop it....

[–]the_letter_y 17 points18 points ago

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That alpaca and this lemur would make an excellent pair.

[–]Brofesional[S] 8 points9 points ago

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So creepy...

[–]MAN_CARD_OFFICER 1 point2 points ago

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That's a tarsier.

[–]sixthusernametry 2 points3 points ago

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For some strange reason this reminds me of The Grinch.

[–]notsothrowaway 1 point2 points ago

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it looks so alien

[–]18-24-61-B-17-17-4 0 points1 point ago

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I had it muted the first time. I think it was better that way. Try it out.

[–]Incredible_Mandible 60 points61 points ago

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That is the creepiest fucking llama I have ever seen.

[–]steeltrain43 48 points49 points ago

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that's an alpaca

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Obviously. Get with it!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]hyperorbit 1 point2 points ago

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I just call them all camelids.

[–]Enlightenment777 0 points1 point ago

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ok, so that is the creepiest fucking Alpaca I have ever seen.

[–]7ypo 4 points5 points ago

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I'll be honest. I've never seen an actual llama in real life.

[–]Mogul126 1 point2 points ago

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They're pretty neat as far as farm animals go, but you don't want to catch any spit from an agitated one. Very gross.

[–]Bodie1550 8 points9 points ago*

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When I was in high school, a girl friend told me that if you stare at the back of someones head long enough, they will turn around. She did it at a school assembly and it worked. Then I tried it and it worked. Oh the power of concentration.

[–]floydzilla 6 points7 points ago

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[–]alphanovember 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know whether to dismiss that as complete quackery or sheer genius. I doesn't even explain how this "Global Consciousness" is obtained.

[–]bradburb 2 points3 points ago

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I opened this because I was bored, and stayed because of Morgan Freeman...

[–]rfbandit 1 point2 points ago

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I feel Morgan Freeman staring at me all the time. Surprisingly, I'm not bothered by it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They should do this in a double blind test configuration + Control.

[–]forrix 0 points1 point ago

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this show is awesome

[–]wcom 10 points11 points ago

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[–]18-24-61-B-17-17-4 1 point2 points ago

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I'm upvoting you for providing that video because it's what I came to the comments for. That said, the video disappointed. The gif is so much creepier.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That is fucking creepy.

[–]mmmm_pizza 7 points8 points ago

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Especially when you're driving in your car.

[–]kore464 4 points5 points ago

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... and you feel some juicy tar...

[–]Thinksforfun 8 points9 points ago

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Gonorrhea!

[–]neodorian 3 points4 points ago

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We played a drinking game one night where one person would name a situation and the next person had to make a complementary diarrhea verse. If you can't think of one you drink. Actually a good test of vocabulary.

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 7 points8 points ago

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Tonight, YOU!

[–]CYRlX 1 point2 points ago

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All I know is good....and ball.....and rape.

[–]alphabeat 17 points18 points ago

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Old but funny. Here's the sheep's reply:

http://i.imgur.com/6XOQx.gif

and combined:

http://i.imgur.com/EBpK9.gif

[–]alpad 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god! That sheep makes me feel so uncomfortable. It's like she really caught me doing something wrong, and know she's going to get her revenge. She knows where I live and all my fears, it's gonna be bad man.

[–]YouMeantToSay 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god! That sheep makes me feel so uncomfortable. It's like she really caught me doing something wrong, and know she's going to get her revenge. She knows where I live and all my fears, it's gonna be ba-a-a-a-a-d man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am thinking that the winner - it is you!

[–]Enlightenment777 0 points1 point ago

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[–]9ren 0 points1 point ago

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The way he gulps and freezes makes me think he's scared.

Also: caution, do not drink milk while watching this.

nedit: I think it might be funnier having them side-by-side, synchronized.

[–]BackOffFool 4 points5 points ago

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Yup, they usually look away in shame afterwards.

[–]Ciryandor 4 points5 points ago

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Goddamnit why does it remind me of Artosis?

[–]logicalmoron 11 points12 points ago

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Fuck it, it's funny again

[–]das-panda 3 points4 points ago

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I could feel him staring into my soul

[–]shaorr 3 points4 points ago

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I was a little judgmental of that llama.

[–]homeslice640 4 points5 points ago

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Actually Two Llamas

[–]Hoops_McCann 6 points7 points ago

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SOON

[–]raffytraffy 2 points3 points ago

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wow, gave me the shivers.

[–]TheYoungConductor 2 points3 points ago

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If only my neck could creak like a door-hinge.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I was told once that if you want find out if someone is looking at you without them noticing. Yawn. Make it subtle so not to draw attention but since yawns are contagious it's a good indicator. Thought I'd pass it along.

[–]Brofesional[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Never thought of that. Good call.

[–]furrytoothpick 1 point2 points ago

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It's always hard to force a yawn though, especially when you think you're being watched.

[–]crystalbluecurrents 2 points3 points ago

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So glad class hasn't started already because I loled.

[–]marhabanmicah 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this in the middle of class...whoops.

[–]notsocynicalsteve 2 points3 points ago

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first genuine laugh of the day

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Last one for me.

[–]lowdin 2 points3 points ago

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Looked up The Emperor's New Groove on IMDB because of this, left in rage: http://i.imgur.com/iYzZv.png

[–]fjw 1 point2 points ago

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The answer is YES. David Spade has been in something good: The Emperor's New Groove.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I hate when that happens because my head always turns straight to the person and immediate eye contact is made.

[–]gtavc94 1 point2 points ago

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You do that and they wont be looking at you again trust me

[–]The_Brickster 1 point2 points ago

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Actually two llamas?

[–]Scrax 1 point2 points ago

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Spin around really fast and dramatically widen your eyes whilst screaming FOR THE KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]jaystop 1 point2 points ago

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I just did that to one of my students staring through the window. First thing he said was, 'Llama!'

[–]-Nii- 1 point2 points ago

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Also do this when you drive up next to someone else in front of a red traffic light.

[–]alpacaBread 1 point2 points ago

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I had to check your username to make sure actuallytwollamas wasn't trying to troll me again.

[–]Dofley 1 point2 points ago

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I posted this on my facebook on June 12 after seeing it on Reddit. My dad has laughed at it every day since then. Repost, but the only one I don't mind.

[–]Dofley 2 points3 points ago

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[–]monstereddit 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you sir, I laughed so loud I had to explain this to my neighbours.

Edit: I love the slight tilt of the head to invoke a tiny bit of seductiveness.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The last time this was posted here it was titled something like "How I react when my teacher sees me chewing gum"

[–]wutangclanthug9mm 1 point2 points ago

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Gets me every. Single. Time.

[–]Johnny__Christ 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason it reminded me of Antwan Dodson.

[–]Seeeker 1 point2 points ago

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A surveillance camera!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Lamest 1 point2 points ago

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I drew a picture of this llama ages ago, thought you might appreciate.

[–]marhabanmicah 1 point2 points ago

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I think this just made my day.

[–]Carver_Descartes 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone else think it looks like Oprah?

[–]kore464 5 points6 points ago

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I was thinking more of Michael Jackson.

[–]JamesDaniels 1 point2 points ago

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I stare back and rub my nipples! I'm 6ft and have quite the beard!

http://i.imgur.com/6oYEf.png

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And great taste in hats!

[–]JamesDaniels 1 point2 points ago

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It was my dads hat and I like it with the beard! I think I've worn it four times and only twice outside the house!

[–]Almost_Sarcasm 1 point2 points ago

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Can you really feel someone looking at you?

[–]muffinmonk 3 points4 points ago

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Yes... paranoia and a weird sense of environmental signals (silence, person in the corner of eye not moving, etc) gives you a weird feeling.

[–]doubayou 0 points1 point ago

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Look behind yourself, making sure they are looking at you to show how not confident you are in your looks.

[–]ShakespierceBrosnan 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone see Michael Jackson in this llama?

[–]Lysistrada 0 points1 point ago

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Libby fucking rules.

[–]Trvth_Jvstice 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that is scary as hell.

[–]rudifer_jones 0 points1 point ago

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Llama knows.

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

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I used to look around a classroom for someone staring at me and then I would challenge them to a staring contest that I always seemed to win. ಠ_ಠ

[–]burst_bagpipe 0 points1 point ago

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Derren brown: pat the seat beside you with a smile on your face.

[–]propergander 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't matter what you do as long as you do it slowly.

[–]bloodredmoon 0 points1 point ago

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Moms aren't doing their damn job. It's rude to stare!

[–]tau-lepton 0 points1 point ago

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Increase my medication.

[–]superflysucka 0 points1 point ago

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I tended bar for years and remember this one guy who would order a bottle of wine by himself. While drinking it over the next 2 hours, he'd stare incessantly at me while I worked. Every time I'd glance over to see if he needed any service, fucking guy would be burning a hole in me.

[–]beeUnit 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man, I could never hold my composure enough to actually do this to someone in person. I tried practicing 3 times just now and I always laugh before turning my head.

[–]freindlyfonz 0 points1 point ago

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I loudly think "I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME" in case they are listening to my thoughts.

[–]projekt84 0 points1 point ago

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Now imagine if that were a zombie alpaca.

[–]russianout 0 points1 point ago

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Alpaca dramatica, never gets old.

[–]VDr4g0n 0 points1 point ago

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more creepy than funny... well for me at least >.>

[–]birdnerd 0 points1 point ago

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This creeps me out every time it's reposted.

[–]everlong016 0 points1 point ago

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Good god, that alpaca will haunt my dreams tonight

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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I just cross my eyes

[–]goose_egg 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god, I nearly just choked to death on a mouth full of beer. This is hilarious. Thank you for almost killing me.

[–]hem_claw 0 points1 point ago

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My friend just made this video on what to do if you're sitting the other way on the bus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNtAQp27CPQ&feature=channel_video_title

[–]raymendx 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to do this on the subway ride to school.

[–]wolfzero 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ihategifs 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MEANL3R 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GeoffreyDaGiraffe 0 points1 point ago

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creepy

[–]danimal82 0 points1 point ago

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i dont know why, but this cracks me the fuck up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It feels like they are stealing a piece of my soul!!

[–]zosobaggins 0 points1 point ago

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I have low vision, so just to be safe I do this once per meal.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Depends...who is staring and who is getting stared?

I am a guy and if a gal stares at me, she better be in shape, blonde and virgin.

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I'm going to try this the next time this chick at my school starts staring at me from far away again. I'll even put on the creepy eyes.

[–]CottageMcMurphy 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually actuallytwollamas if I ever saw one

[–]archaeauto 0 points1 point ago

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Well played.

[–]Hydris 0 points1 point ago

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I finish.

[–]himmelkrieg 0 points1 point ago

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Before I got my license, I used to do this to random people on the bus when they'd sit too close to me.

[–]SPIDERVENOM 0 points1 point ago

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Someone fed that animal some tomacco

[–]Shippage 0 points1 point ago

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But what if I'm not a lama?

[–]SpaceCruizin187 0 points1 point ago

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this was so not funny

[–]Jugurtha 0 points1 point ago

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Hide yo' kids. Hide yo' wives.

[–]cl2yp71c 0 points1 point ago

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I had a mouthful of cereal and milk when I looked at that gif.

It then went back in my bowl.

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

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If I were in a really good mood. It'd be hard to do this without laughing

[–]eldeladi 0 points1 point ago

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That lama reminded me of Michael Jackson somehow

[–]ultimatemorky 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! It's that werewolf kid from Twilight!

[–]hoodatninja 0 points1 point ago

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holy hand grenade that is hilarious

[–]thefallofterrance 0 points1 point ago

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This says it all.

http://i.imgur.com/XiAO0.jpg

[–]jjsullivan5196 0 points1 point ago

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I concur with the llama

[–]kenofthesea 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sander99 0 points1 point ago

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It'll just depend on who is staring at me.Hahaha

[–]Avielus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]wizerdofaus 0 points1 point ago

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why can we "feel" when someone is staring at us? are we really just seeing them out of the far corners of our eyes?

[–]TraderJoe82 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl + W

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[–]kernaltie 0 points1 point ago

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An old girlfriend gave me this tip: If you think someone is staring at you just yawn. If they were looking at you they will yawn too. Go up and introduce yourself, you have a good chance.

[–]hannahourani 0 points1 point ago

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for some reason im thinking chris rock

[–]Jexla 0 points1 point ago

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I can't see the aforementioned thunder, only lightning.

[–]my_milkshakes 0 points1 point ago

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that actually made me laugh out loud haha

[–]Lakario 0 points1 point ago

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[–]idkgrace 0 points1 point ago

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That's going to make me have nightmares. hahaa.

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I just want to say that the beginning of MGMT's Time to Pretend is the perfect melody for this .gif...........totally unintentional discovery I thought my computer was playing tricks on me but my headphones are plugged into my ipod.

[–]MrPatches 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me giggle every time.

[–]thelazerbeast 0 points1 point ago

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Do these gifs get upvoted because of the clever new titles, or because people haven't seen them before? I am genuinely curious.

[–]nodnoc 0 points1 point ago

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Yawn. Then if the other person really was staring at you, then they yawn too. Busted!

[–]redditwithafork 0 points1 point ago

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Well that was stupid.

[–]Sir_Wemyss 0 points1 point ago

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What I do is stare at them. If they do not stop I pedo shuffle towards them. At that stage they all run.

[–]nomulous 0 points1 point ago

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HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE

[–]SoCo_cpp 0 points1 point ago

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What to do when you feel someone staring at you....

Repost that gif that gets posted 50 times a day....

I don't get it.

[–]kabunger 0 points1 point ago

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God dammit! Saw it for the first time in a lecture. Now everyone thinks that I think that poverty among immigrants is hilarious.

[–]blobber109 0 points1 point ago

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Wow… Didn't want to sleep tonight anyway…