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Because that would be delicious! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Zeraphil 40 points41 points ago

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Not to brag, but I make one hell of a flan.

6 eggs 1tsp vanilla 1 pack of cream cheese 1 can evaporated milk 1 can condensed milk. Blend well.

Make the caramel (1cup of sugar and some pineapple juice), pour it over a glass pan, then pour the mix in. 1 hr at 350F.

You're motherfucking welcome.

[–]quantumcoffeemug 19 points20 points ago

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Yeah, but God's flan is absolutely divine.

[–]Zeraphil 29 points30 points ago

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Eat my flan and accept me as your god.

[–]ErroneousEric 4 points5 points ago

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Mmm, sacralicious.

[–]war0 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome, now if only I could cook...

[–]m1ndcr1me 0 points1 point ago

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Just learn; it's not rocket science.

[–]gadafgadaf 0 points1 point ago

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how much pineapple juice? and do you have to heat it and reduce or just poor it in the glass pan

[–]Zeraphil 0 points1 point ago

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1 tbsp per cup of sugar for the caramel, and more as you see fit.

[–]WhyAmISoFly 0 points1 point ago

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I'm trying this shit. It better be good.

[–]mildbyte 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like you have a master flan.

(too lazy to insert the sunglasses footage)

[–]LameCake 0 points1 point ago

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Ah cream cheese flan. I make mine a little different. I have had the kind you mentioned, minus the pineapple, and it was quite good. Mine...I don't know if I can post it, or if it is a family secret. Plus the measurements aren't exact since it's mostly all to smell and by eye. It's basically the same as your except there is cinnamon, and instead of cream cheese on the mixture is sugar.

[–]razzbar 0 points1 point ago

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I've never made flan, but I've made gallons and gallons of creme carmel, the French name for it (with added carmel sauce)

We used egg yolks, milk, and sugar only. Baked in special heavy cups which were set in a pan of water, so the top would slightly brown, but the rest would be smooth and firm.

Same stuff, different name. I'm sure a lot of people have no idea flan has been around forever in America as "custard".

[–]DarnTheseSocks 20 points21 points ago

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A flan?

[–]GlitterBerri 1 point2 points ago

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A little gummy, but otherwise delicious.

[–]modest_mandalorian 9 points10 points ago

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It's not God's flan, it's Flantasy Flan.

[–]King_Crimson93 3 points4 points ago

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My first thought too, this is where I learned what flan was! Have an upboat!

[–]Bloorf 2 points3 points ago

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Flaaaaaannn......

[–]funkah 4 points5 points ago*

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Flan is just... I dunno. I have a thing about textures. It's like eating deliciously sweet snot or something.

[–]ForTheBacon 7 points8 points ago

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It's funny because she's latin!

[–]Inchwormer 2 points3 points ago

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God's flan....everyone has a piece in it.

[–]shuddleston919 2 points3 points ago

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God's flan: the Second Coming.

[–]YHZ 2 points3 points ago

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Flantastic.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/jfqa1/some_mormons_just_left_me_a_business_card_nailed/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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just logged in to post the same. you beat me to it. well played.

[–]fazaden 3 points4 points ago

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A man. A flan. a canal. Fanama!

[–]prof0ak 1 point2 points ago

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WTF is a Flan?

[–]Apeirogon 3 points4 points ago

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A custard desert, usually covered with a caramel sauce.

[–]hirashirou 1 point2 points ago

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Fucken lol'd

[–]SeekingVeritas 1 point2 points ago

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I used to think of myself as a mature adult... then I found reddit. Now every time I click on a link like this one, I giggle. I'm still such a 7th grader.

[–]mangobuttermilk 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT AM I DOUGHING HERE

[–]m1ndcr1me 1 point2 points ago

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Shouldn't the hand holding the flan be coming from above?

Unless...

[–]musical_hog 1 point2 points ago

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I remember seeing this on /new. My god do they grow up fast these days.

[–]Justavian 1 point2 points ago

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Why do people need God's flan? Can't people flan for themselves? Isn't the idea behind free will that you can make your own flan?

[–]brightifrit 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, but then you have to ask yourself, is it really free will if God already knows how your flan will turn out?

[–]duckandcover 2 points3 points ago

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I hate flan. Now I learn it's a good reason to give up religion.

[–]exbtard 1 point2 points ago

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God doesn't have a plan for you. You have to stop being a child, grow up, and make those plans yourself.

[–]jessicakeisyummy 1 point2 points ago

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But he does have a flan, a flan for all of us.

[–]lowdin 0 points1 point ago

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Call today and find out more about your exclusive predestination option(s)*!

[–]Illinformedpseudoint 0 points1 point ago

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Now I want flan, you bastard.

[–]thelovepirate 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't this posted like a month ago on reddit?

[–]Vexar 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't rhyme.

[–]Splatterh0use 0 points1 point ago

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But, what about us that are lactose-intolerant?

[–]gadafgadaf 0 points1 point ago

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mmm.. flan

[–]Fun-Cooker 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmmmmmmm, god flan!

[–]auroranoel 0 points1 point ago

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Is that America Ferrera?

[–]chefpoopfingers 0 points1 point ago

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i make it best.

[–]vicomtedemoulliac 0 points1 point ago

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That looks more like a blancmange than a flan, just sayin'.

[–]brightifrit 0 points1 point ago

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It's Satan's counterfeit flan. It is coming up from below, after all.

[–]surlymcbastard 0 points1 point ago

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If only it said Jesus instead of God

[–]redmourn 0 points1 point ago

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I have one of those cards too. It has a guy on it though but same message. I keep it on my bookshelf next to a miniature bible someone left behind when I moved into my flat and a clockwork nun that emits sparks from her mouth when wound up. It's kind of like my mini shrine to weird religious shit.

[–]Rollerboi 0 points1 point ago

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As a Filipino, I found this HILARIOUS.

[–]theothercoolfish 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this 8 times (on here) and it's still pretty funny.

flans.. FLANS!

[–]eazyp 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like a lighter Queen Latifah.

[–]BobCustomGamer 0 points1 point ago

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As a Cuban, I approve of this message.

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

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Sacrilicious!

[–]razzbar 0 points1 point ago

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There used to be lots of custard stands across the country. I have no idea what happened to them, but they were pretty much all gone by 1960. You can't find custard in supermarkets, unless you know that it's called 'flan' today.

Thanks, Mexican immigrants for bringing it back.

[–]Kuby 0 points1 point ago

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I have always wondered why the body of Christ had to be shitty bread. Why not flan or cake or something that doesn't taste stale.

[–]Cohiba 0 points1 point ago

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As god as my waitress, that DOES sound delicious.

[–]beninflight 0 points1 point ago

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I can't stand their marketing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Buy flanduffy flan. Buy flanduddy flan."

[–]mrdek11 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a Mormon, this looks suspiciously like one of our ads! I can't stop laughing!

[–]Your_Fortune 2 points3 points ago

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Do you ever feel like a religion that requires marketing might have something wrong with it? Especially when the marketing sucks?

[–]brightifrit 0 points1 point ago

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She's wearing a necklace with the Young Women's torch on it. It's Mormon.

[–]mrdek11 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, you're right, I didn't catch that!

[–]HellenKellersAccount 0 points1 point ago

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<>GHJFGHdffgd456756&%&^

[–]Condrona -3 points-2 points ago

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Ha, fuck mormons.

[–]MaeveningErnsmau -2 points-1 points ago

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God is imaginary and has nothing for you.

Post-script:izzmosis.

[–]121O -1 points0 points ago

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He does, woman. In the kitch--
okay, I'm stopping.

[–]Rat_Girl -2 points-1 points ago

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I lol'd.

[–]Modus_Pwnen -5 points-4 points ago

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Racist, vandalism, anti-religious? Upvote this shit right now! Hell, you just blew $300 dollars of your parents' money on booze this weekend, treat yourself to a lil' assholeness!

[–]nepidae 2 points3 points ago

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I always find it amusing when the best someone can come up with is "you must live with your parents". First of all being frugal is not a bad thing. Second of all just because someone disagrees with you, doesn't mean they don't have their own lives.

And to be honest, if you don't see this simply by looking at other people you interact with IRL then you must be really really sheltered.

[–]Modus_Pwnen -1 points0 points ago

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I'm drunk. Please communicate in beers.

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

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I have some Modelo in the fridge, feel free to grab one :)

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