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[–]AikawaKizuna 10 points11 points ago

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So why was his statement false? They still wipe :\

[–]bonjoe 18 points19 points ago

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WHERE CAN I GET THESE STICKERS

[–]nittro86 1 point2 points ago

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You can make your own I guess if you have a printer and a auto-adhesive paper.

[–]SyKoHPaTh 5 points6 points ago

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Magic, got it.

[–]coinstarchange 7 points8 points ago

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This reminds me of the Japanese whaling fleets that have the word 'RESEARCH' on their side.

Same operation?

[–]Gustav55 14 points15 points ago

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they want to see how many people actually wipe standing up.

[–]wouldyounotlikesome 4 points5 points ago

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7

[–]TheMuffinMan616 9 points10 points ago

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Everyone doesn't stand?

[–]CuntSmellersLLP 12 points13 points ago

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ITT: Normal sitting-wipers correctly assume that standing up to wipe gets shit smeared all over the inside of your ass cheeks, and standing-wipers repeat their completely unfounded fear of dipping their hand into the water.

[–]Aww_Shucks 4 points5 points ago

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My method:

The shitting stage: Shit.

The sitting stage: Wipe while sitting. Lean onto the buttcheek of your choice and wipe until very little to no shit is visible on your TP (btw, do you guys crumple or fold your TP? I fold).

The standing stage: THE FINAL WIPE. Sometimes I bend over to get the crack open for maximum spreadage.

Zip up pants and flush with shoe.

[–]Seeker86 0 points1 point ago

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Crumpling toilet paper is stupidly inefficient.

[–]pandemic1444 0 points1 point ago

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Shit. Stand up. Wipe. Flush with hand. Wash hands.

[–]JumpinJackHTML5 5 points6 points ago

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TIL Some people are afraid of dipping their hand in the water, despite this never happening to me in nearly 30 years of shitting in toilets.

[–]Rakali 1 point2 points ago

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TIL why guys get skidmarks. Thanks.

[–]Jipptomilly 3 points4 points ago

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Dude, that's what I thought too. Then one day I saw people arguing about it on Reddit and I tried it while sitting down. It works. Blew my mind.

[–]blorface 7 points8 points ago

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This sticker came in some issue of Maxim magazine about 10 years ago. I know because I have it up over the toilet at my mother's house, along with their "Employees Must Wash Genitals" sticker.

[–]rib-bit 1 point2 points ago

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Road House!

[–]iamthewalrus8689 1 point2 points ago

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This seems relevant.

[–]snoman 1 point2 points ago

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Imagine the chaos you could create with these stickers.

[–]whynot78 1 point2 points ago

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they want to see how many girls hover over the toilet seat without actually sitting down; how with varying pee pressure ur squatting angle decreases/ increases.

[–]Redcard911 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking KNEW that "automatic urinal flushing sensor" was a camera!

[–]wayndom 0 points1 point ago

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I actually read of a study done years ago, that determined that when people are alone in public bathrooms, only 15% wash their hands, but when there's more than one person, only 15% don't wash their hands.

So now we know what kind of vital information is being gleaned, and how...

[–]geff_pH1 0 points1 point ago

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This is how they know if you wad your toilet paper or fold it.

[–]ireneh 0 points1 point ago

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There was a restaurant around where I live where they discovered one of the employees had installed a tiny camera in the women's restroom and had footage of a lot of people peeing. My boyfriend and I had hung out with him a few times because he we had mutual friends. Bleh

[–]12etcetera 0 points1 point ago

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Seems legit..

[–]Benners 0 points1 point ago

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I appreciate titles like that.

[–]grumdrig 0 points1 point ago

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The idea of putting up stickers like that is funny, but you kind of want to watch people fruitlessly looking for the camera that isn't there, which means you kind of want a camera there, which just spoils the whole thing.

[–]bigscrawny 0 points1 point ago

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I have this sticker on my toilet in my house. Should I suspect the person that lived here before me a troll or are my shits being recorded?

[–]Sarahmint 0 points1 point ago

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r/creepy

[–]Treeham 0 points1 point ago

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GlaDOS is always watching you.

[–]Zanedude 0 points1 point ago

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For a senior prank at my high school, my friend printed out about 200 stickers like this that read "Camera for research purpose only". we put them in the bathrooms and spread the rumor that it was true, people freaked the fuck out. good times.

[–]thewoss 0 points1 point ago

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There was a sticker on the toilet at my old house that said "Please remain seated during entire performance"

[–]white_turtle 0 points1 point ago

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Someone is blinding themselves with science at this very moment, if you get my drift.

[–]cherrytomatoville 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SoundSalad 0 points1 point ago

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This is awesome. I might make some of these.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!"

[–]dicb 0 points1 point ago

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Well, fuck everything about that!

[–]OneNineTwo -1 points0 points ago

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Said footage gives me a constant planck.

[–]Phan102388 -1 points0 points ago

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fapfapfapfapfapfap...

[–]guyanonymous -2 points-1 points ago

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I've seriously considered putting stickers like that up in the washrooms of businesses that piss me off. But then I also got a kick, years ago, of using the universal remote to change the station on the video-game kiosks in our mall Radio Shack to watch the little kids rush over and hassle the staff, and turn change the stations on every tv in the Sony store from sports to the shopping network on game day to see the poor dudes watching lose their only ray of sunshine while stuck at the mall waiting for their partners to return from shoe shopping. OK, those were seriously the only good things about working in a mall I can think of now.

[–]gabaji123 -3 points-2 points ago

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you mean...

Aperture Science!

[–]RickRussellTX -3 points-2 points ago

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Toilet Camera is for Research Rectal Use Only

FTFY.