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[–]THEJAZZMUSIC 58 points59 points ago

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I believe they're called "shitlocks".

[–]green_81 9 points10 points ago

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It's so hot right now

[–]whole_milk 10 points11 points ago

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Kinda like Hansel?

[–]yousedditreddit 4 points5 points ago

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He's so hot right now.

[–]gabroll 3 points4 points ago

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He's got that shit on lock.

[–]hanumanCT 128 points129 points ago

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Business in the front, dumpster in the rear

[–]DamnColorblindness 2 points3 points ago

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Damn it! I just spit soup on my screen.

[–]_mach 5 points6 points ago

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nope. That's his hair too.
[Blaine-eyes]

[–]Vintagejosh 1 point2 points ago*

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Oh man I forgot about this guy. What is his name? Edit: I looked it up. David Silpa Edit 2: Mitch Silpa, David Blaine.

[–]mra99 41 points42 points ago

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imagine how BAD that has to smell

[–]vaguelyspecific 27 points28 points ago

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My hair is a dingleberry, your argument is invalid.

[–]GQcyclist 23 points24 points ago

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Beaver tail

[–]scottiemac 45 points46 points ago

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a decomposing ewok

[–]iamcrimson 4 points5 points ago

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give it another 100 years it'll turn into petroleum.

[–]chunkymonkeychow 28 points29 points ago

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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Polish_plait&mobileaction=view_normal_site

Sorry it's the mobile site on my phone. But it's called Polish Plait and its from bad grooming the hair becomes untangleable and then collects dirt and eventually matts

[–]OriginalZombie 11 points12 points ago

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"It can be viewed as a hairstyle similar to dreadlocks or a hair disease."

[–]WilliamDecker 9 points10 points ago

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"The Polish plait usually results from deficient hair care. Uncombed hair becomes irreversibly entangled, forming a matted, malodorous and encrusted or sticky moist mass. It may be caused by or accompanied with lice infestation (pediculosis) and lead to inflammation of the scalp. The Polish plait is typically a (sometimes large) head of hair, made of a hard impenetrable mass of keratin fibers permanently cemented together with dried pus, blood, old lice egg-casings and dirt. The disease may be easily prevented by standard hygienic practices, such as washing and combing of the hair. Treatment involves cutting the affected hair."

Fucking wikipedia. I won't be able to eat for a week :/

[–]spaetzele 8 points9 points ago

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Reading this article every day will be my new diet regimen.

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[–]Incredible_Mandible 7 points8 points ago

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Upvoted for stummy.

[–]spud641 3 points4 points ago

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I'm so fucking glad I'm not the only one who says stummy.

[–]Limeinthecoconut86 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed up vote for stummy! :D

[–]DZ302 5 points6 points ago

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Why not go fucking bald?

[–]tiny_mars_humans 19 points20 points ago

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Cause now that bum has a permanent pillow.

[–]BaZing3 19 points20 points ago

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And if he spins around real fast, a weapon.

[–]_mach 30 points31 points ago

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A smelly, disgusting and emotionally scarring weapon...

[–]argh_minecraft -5 points-4 points ago

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I upvoted twice

[–]_mach 1 point2 points ago

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A smelly, disgusting and emotionally scarring weapon...

[–]StochasticOoze 3 points4 points ago

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Are you sure? 'cause it looks to me like he duct-taped some roofing insulation to his hair.

[–]steampunkjedi 1 point2 points ago

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"It can be viewed as a hairstyle similar to dreadlocks or a hair disease."

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Namocol 0 points1 point ago

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From that article (in case the picture wasn't disturbing enough):

"The Polish plait usually results from deficient hair care.... The Polish plait is typically a (sometimes large) head of hair, made of a hard impenetrable mass of keratin fibers permanently cemented together with dried pus, blood, old lice egg-casings and dirt."

[–]Chimcan 0 points1 point ago

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It seems that rumoured taxes did more to unpopularize the hairstyle than the fact that it's unhealthy.

Thanks for posting

[–]stupidfinger -4 points-3 points ago

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Excuuuuuuse me I'd like to know why that's called the POLISH Plait. Hmph.

[–]chunkymonkeychow 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe you should read the article...

[–]maxtrix 12 points13 points ago

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It's making me puke, that's what it is...

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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considerably smart to grow ones own mattress when homeless, disregarding the smell, that is

[–]myheadhurtsalot 7 points8 points ago

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Megadread

[–]DVsKat 1 point2 points ago

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Dreadful megadread.

[–]thesmartestidiot 8 points9 points ago

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Megadreadful

[–]jupiterjones 7 points8 points ago

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That, my friend, is a unidread.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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NSFL

[–]esoteric416 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed.

[–]vampLer 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like cow pies

[–]toms1esson 3 points4 points ago

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Built in pillow

[–]greenzyme 4 points5 points ago

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Break a chunk of that off and smoke it.

[–]Baron_of_Brum 3 points4 points ago

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Dreadful.

[–]Thisss_is_awkward 7 points8 points ago

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I'd lick it..

[–]lojinks 1 point2 points ago

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Truly appropriate user name.

[–]zenslapped 4 points5 points ago

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Just another day in Asheville

[–]Hoverbeast 0 points1 point ago

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I live in Asheville. I've seen plenty of people whose dreads get way out of control and turn into a carpet-like material... but this guy, his hair looks like it turned into a pavement-colored plastic material! So far beyond even Asheville standards.

[–]smifft 2 points3 points ago

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In a word:Grody-- in 2 words: effing gross

[–]whole_milk 2 points3 points ago

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One dread to rule them all ...

[–]Keevtara 0 points1 point ago

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One dread to bind them.

[–]ronearc 2 points3 points ago

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Bullet Proof Hobo Hair!

[–]Glowingredremote 2 points3 points ago

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I am proud to say that I have seen this man recently, and he has a cleanly shaven head, with nicer clothes (though he is still hanging out at the same street corner, on the same bench[leastways I think it is the same man]).

He has been a staple of that corner since I was in middle school.

[–]dcthomas82 6 points7 points ago

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Before I clicked this, I was just sitting here thinking, "Hmmm, should I poop now or wait until later...click....well, that's another decision I don't have to make today. Now, were are those paper towels..."

[–]lb7vidas 1 point2 points ago

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Sleeping mat.

[–]black_flag 1 point2 points ago

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I believe this is the business end of a homeless man who lives in Auckland, New Zealand, often seen in the Newmarket area. People call him Unidread.

[–]pookie74 1 point2 points ago

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I want to put on gloves and grab some shears or whatever and just cut that thing. OMG it must smell!

[–]jragle 1 point2 points ago

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In a word....unwashed.

[–]Chargelot 1 point2 points ago

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Shitlock

[–]JohnKimble85 1 point2 points ago

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Oh that's nasty

[–]theempire000 1 point2 points ago

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Vacuu-bag dreadlocks.

[–]_mach 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone else just wanna grab a pair of scissors and trim from ear to ear on that guy, just ten quick seconds and you'd have freed him...

[–]nwpsilencer 2 points3 points ago

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Kinda looks like you'd need a chainsaw to get through all that...

[–]crilen 1 point2 points ago

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It's a portable pillow. Never leave home without it.

[–]thecoldfish 1 point2 points ago

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It's that self cleaning hair everybody is talking about. Try it, it really works.

[–]isaformaldehyde 1 point2 points ago

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I might be ill.

[–]Ontopourmama 1 point2 points ago

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Dred-mat...Mat-locks?

[–]ScaredTheDickOffMe 1 point2 points ago

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A homeless person?

[–]Cosmicpixie 0 points1 point ago

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It's homelessness, drug abuse, and mental illness.

[–]GavinLynches 1 point2 points ago

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Dreadful Locks

[–]aikoaiko11 1 point2 points ago

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As a guy with locks, I got some flat guys from sleeping on them but Damn That's not locked, that's matted.

[–]livetoride 1 point2 points ago

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I think its a photo from 10 years ago.

[–]Mega_Man_Swagga 4 points5 points ago

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[–]travisestes 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a mental disease.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Very unwell kept hair.

[–]LadyLollerskates 17 points18 points ago

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You might even say... unkempt.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I may. I may.

[–]sdiddy55 0 points1 point ago

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It's a hatpack, instead of a backpack.

[–]NovemberDarling 0 points1 point ago

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noooooooooooo

[–]Flying_Rockets 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like chopping it and burning it. For scienece, and humanity.

[–]Erectacles 0 points1 point ago

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I always see this man in Santa Monica, given him some spare change and cigarettes from to time. My family refers his hair as "the dread."

[–]georgek7 0 points1 point ago

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He must think he looks cool, he's got blond highlights in the bottom bits!!!

[–]Clearly_Confused 0 points1 point ago

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Shitty burnt hair is my best guess...

[–]nascasta 0 points1 point ago

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He's growing his own bed.duh

[–]profnutbutter 0 points1 point ago

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Shitlocks.

[–]ozone63 0 points1 point ago

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I rarely actually say "OH MY GOD" out loud, but this shit did it.

[–]DownWithTheShip 0 points1 point ago

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That is hair mixed with shit, piss, grease, and whatever airborn particles that person has encountered over the past 10-15 years.

I imagine the smell is overwhelming. Ick!

[–]tonermcfly 0 points1 point ago

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This just made me gag

[–]hydrox 0 points1 point ago

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He's a genius. No-one would attack him with defensive hair like that! Safe on the streets'.

[–]lojinks 0 points1 point ago

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That's gotta be a strain on his neck.

[–]Disgod 0 points1 point ago

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A man's love for the platypus can come out in many strange ways...

[–]Rum_Pirate_SC 0 points1 point ago

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Urge to use sheep sheers rising...

[–]crd06d 0 points1 point ago

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"what the fuck is this" My answer: A homeless man

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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built in bed

[–]Oldasdirt 0 points1 point ago

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A stinky fucking mess is what it is.

[–]Avocado-own_you 0 points1 point ago

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shwag

[–]anonymous11235 0 points1 point ago

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Just growing out the dreads for locks-of-love bro, why you hatin?

[–]thrawnie 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking scissors, how do they work?

[–]herbhemphuffer 0 points1 point ago

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imagine him running backwards at you ,ahhhggggggg!!

[–]macros-the-black 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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For his safety and the safety of the public, this must come off.

[–]sisu49 0 points1 point ago

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Unidred

[–]DeadPand 0 points1 point ago

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nappy as FUCK

[–]Moderately_Serious 0 points1 point ago

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Dread-bed.

[–]edogg24 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ntrtina 0 points1 point ago

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a homeless person?

[–]ikonixx 0 points1 point ago

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Nasty!

[–]ticklefights 0 points1 point ago

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I believe its called a bum pillow

[–]MarigoldJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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Garbage Plinko?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Stone elemental?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I do not think this person is capable of whipping their hair back and forth.

[–]the_holy_fetus 0 points1 point ago

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If this is who I think it is...this dude is from San Francisco. I call him beaver man

[–]alohahoja 0 points1 point ago

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UNIDREAD.

[–]Fartgasm 0 points1 point ago

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Beer can Larry. He lives near the river.

[–]valkyrie123 0 points1 point ago

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Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

[–]zenbyte 0 points1 point ago

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Mental Illness.

[–]war_whale 0 points1 point ago

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Many people are not aware that you can often smell mental illness.

[–]shpedoinkle007 0 points1 point ago

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It's hash.

[–]FadedPoster -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously, looks like he laid down in a pound of hash on a hot day and it just melted into his hair and reformed.

[–]JayKaos -4 points-3 points ago

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A man down on his luck, who through either financial problems or mental instability can not properly groom or clean his hair, and now on top of that has assholes taking his picture and laughing at him on the internet.

[–]daghoster -1 points0 points ago

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I think there's a dead cat in his/her hair