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what the fuck is this (media.jawdrops.com)
submitted 1 year ago by eazy_
[–]THEJAZZMUSIC 58 points59 points60 points 1 year ago
I believe they're called "shitlocks".
[–]green_81 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
It's so hot right now
[–]whole_milk 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Kinda like Hansel?
[–]yousedditreddit 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
He's so hot right now.
[–]gabroll 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
He's got that shit on lock.
[–]hanumanCT 128 points129 points130 points 1 year ago
Business in the front, dumpster in the rear
[–]DamnColorblindness 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Damn it! I just spit soup on my screen.
[–]_mach 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
nope. That's his hair too. [Blaine-eyes]
[–]Vintagejosh 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago*
Oh man I forgot about this guy. What is his name? Edit: I looked it up. David Silpa Edit 2: Mitch Silpa, David Blaine.
[–]mra99 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
imagine how BAD that has to smell
[–]vaguelyspecific 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
My hair is a dingleberry, your argument is invalid.
[–]GQcyclist 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Beaver tail
[–]scottiemac 45 points46 points47 points 1 year ago
a decomposing ewok
[–]iamcrimson 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
give it another 100 years it'll turn into petroleum.
[–]chunkymonkeychow 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Polish_plait&mobileaction=view_normal_site
Sorry it's the mobile site on my phone. But it's called Polish Plait and its from bad grooming the hair becomes untangleable and then collects dirt and eventually matts
[–]OriginalZombie 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
"It can be viewed as a hairstyle similar to dreadlocks or a hair disease."
[–]WilliamDecker 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
"The Polish plait usually results from deficient hair care. Uncombed hair becomes irreversibly entangled, forming a matted, malodorous and encrusted or sticky moist mass. It may be caused by or accompanied with lice infestation (pediculosis) and lead to inflammation of the scalp. The Polish plait is typically a (sometimes large) head of hair, made of a hard impenetrable mass of keratin fibers permanently cemented together with dried pus, blood, old lice egg-casings and dirt. The disease may be easily prevented by standard hygienic practices, such as washing and combing of the hair. Treatment involves cutting the affected hair."
Fucking wikipedia. I won't be able to eat for a week :/
[–]spaetzele 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Reading this article every day will be my new diet regimen.
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[–]Incredible_Mandible 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Upvoted for stummy.
[–]spud641 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I'm so fucking glad I'm not the only one who says stummy.
[–]Limeinthecoconut86 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Indeed up vote for stummy! :D
[–]DZ302 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Why not go fucking bald?
[–]tiny_mars_humans 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Cause now that bum has a permanent pillow.
[–]BaZing3 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
And if he spins around real fast, a weapon.
[–]_mach 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
A smelly, disgusting and emotionally scarring weapon...
[–]argh_minecraft -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 year ago
I upvoted twice
[–]_mach 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
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[–]santose99oo -8 points-7 points-6 points 1 year ago
WHat is it ??? HE or SHe ????
.......................... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foDxIvTR2yA
[–]StochasticOoze 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Are you sure? 'cause it looks to me like he duct-taped some roofing insulation to his hair.
[–]steampunkjedi 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]Namocol 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
From that article (in case the picture wasn't disturbing enough):
"The Polish plait usually results from deficient hair care.... The Polish plait is typically a (sometimes large) head of hair, made of a hard impenetrable mass of keratin fibers permanently cemented together with dried pus, blood, old lice egg-casings and dirt."
[–]Chimcan 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
It seems that rumoured taxes did more to unpopularize the hairstyle than the fact that it's unhealthy.
Thanks for posting
[–]stupidfinger -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 year ago
Excuuuuuuse me I'd like to know why that's called the POLISH Plait. Hmph.
[–]chunkymonkeychow 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Maybe you should read the article...
[–]maxtrix 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
It's making me puke, that's what it is...
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
considerably smart to grow ones own mattress when homeless, disregarding the smell, that is
[–]myheadhurtsalot 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Megadread
[–]DVsKat 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Dreadful megadread.
[–]thesmartestidiot 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Megadreadful
[–]jupiterjones 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
That, my friend, is a unidread.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
NSFL
[–]esoteric416 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Indeed.
[–]vampLer 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Looks like cow pies
[–]toms1esson 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Built in pillow
[–]greenzyme 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Break a chunk of that off and smoke it.
[–]Baron_of_Brum 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Dreadful.
[–]Thisss_is_awkward 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
I'd lick it..
[–]lojinks 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Truly appropriate user name.
[–]zenslapped 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Just another day in Asheville
[–]Hoverbeast 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I live in Asheville. I've seen plenty of people whose dreads get way out of control and turn into a carpet-like material... but this guy, his hair looks like it turned into a pavement-colored plastic material! So far beyond even Asheville standards.
[–]smifft 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
In a word:Grody-- in 2 words: effing gross
[–]whole_milk 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
One dread to rule them all ...
[–]Keevtara 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
One dread to bind them.
[–]ronearc 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Bullet Proof Hobo Hair!
[–]Glowingredremote 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I am proud to say that I have seen this man recently, and he has a cleanly shaven head, with nicer clothes (though he is still hanging out at the same street corner, on the same bench[leastways I think it is the same man]).
He has been a staple of that corner since I was in middle school.
[–]dcthomas82 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Before I clicked this, I was just sitting here thinking, "Hmmm, should I poop now or wait until later...click....well, that's another decision I don't have to make today. Now, were are those paper towels..."
[–]lb7vidas 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Sleeping mat.
[–]black_flag 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I believe this is the business end of a homeless man who lives in Auckland, New Zealand, often seen in the Newmarket area. People call him Unidread.
[–]pookie74 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I want to put on gloves and grab some shears or whatever and just cut that thing. OMG it must smell!
[–]jragle 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
In a word....unwashed.
[–]Chargelot 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Shitlock
[–]JohnKimble85 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Oh that's nasty
[–]theempire000 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Vacuu-bag dreadlocks.
Does anyone else just wanna grab a pair of scissors and trim from ear to ear on that guy, just ten quick seconds and you'd have freed him...
[–]nwpsilencer 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Kinda looks like you'd need a chainsaw to get through all that...
[–]crilen 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
It's a portable pillow. Never leave home without it.
[–]thecoldfish 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
It's that self cleaning hair everybody is talking about. Try it, it really works.
[–]isaformaldehyde 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I might be ill.
[–]Ontopourmama 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Dred-mat...Mat-locks?
[–]ScaredTheDickOffMe 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
A homeless person?
[–]Cosmicpixie 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
It's homelessness, drug abuse, and mental illness.
[–]GavinLynches 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Dreadful Locks
[–]aikoaiko11 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
As a guy with locks, I got some flat guys from sleeping on them but Damn That's not locked, that's matted.
[–]livetoride 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I think its a photo from 10 years ago.
[–]Mega_Man_Swagga 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
found one from '06
[–]travisestes 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Looks like a mental disease.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Very unwell kept hair.
[–]LadyLollerskates 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
You might even say... unkempt.
I may. I may.
[–]sdiddy55 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
It's a hatpack, instead of a backpack.
[–]NovemberDarling 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
noooooooooooo
[–]Flying_Rockets 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I feel like chopping it and burning it. For scienece, and humanity.
[–]Erectacles 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I always see this man in Santa Monica, given him some spare change and cigarettes from to time. My family refers his hair as "the dread."
[–]georgek7 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
He must think he looks cool, he's got blond highlights in the bottom bits!!!
[–]Clearly_Confused 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Shitty burnt hair is my best guess...
[–]nascasta 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
He's growing his own bed.duh
[–]profnutbutter 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Shitlocks.
[–]ozone63 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I rarely actually say "OH MY GOD" out loud, but this shit did it.
[–]DownWithTheShip 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
That is hair mixed with shit, piss, grease, and whatever airborn particles that person has encountered over the past 10-15 years.
I imagine the smell is overwhelming. Ick!
[–]tonermcfly 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
This just made me gag
[–]hydrox 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
He's a genius. No-one would attack him with defensive hair like that! Safe on the streets'.
[–]lojinks 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
That's gotta be a strain on his neck.
[–]Disgod 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
A man's love for the platypus can come out in many strange ways...
[–]Rum_Pirate_SC 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Urge to use sheep sheers rising...
[–]crd06d 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
"what the fuck is this" My answer: A homeless man
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
built in bed
[–]Oldasdirt 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
A stinky fucking mess is what it is.
[–]Avocado-own_you 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
shwag
[–]anonymous11235 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Just growing out the dreads for locks-of-love bro, why you hatin?
[–]thrawnie 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Fucking scissors, how do they work?
[–]herbhemphuffer 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
imagine him running backwards at you ,ahhhggggggg!!
[–]macros-the-black 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W19ZkFqGT-M/S5K8WLbKqgI/AAAAAAAAEBI/_vAzYjJpXXM/s320/2+sheep+dags+SM.jpg
[–]Lots42 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
For his safety and the safety of the public, this must come off.
[–]sisu49 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Unidred
[–]DeadPand 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
nappy as FUCK
[–]Moderately_Serious 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Dread-bed.
[–]edogg24 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
http://scm-l3.technorati.com/11/04/07/31023/cottoncandy.jpg
Reminded me of this
[–]ntrtina 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
a homeless person?
[–]ikonixx 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Nasty!
[–]ticklefights 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I believe its called a bum pillow
[–]MarigoldJohnson 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Garbage Plinko?
Stone elemental?
I do not think this person is capable of whipping their hair back and forth.
[–]the_holy_fetus 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
If this is who I think it is...this dude is from San Francisco. I call him beaver man
[–]alohahoja 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
UNIDREAD.
[–]Fartgasm 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Beer can Larry. He lives near the river.
[–]valkyrie123 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
[–]zenbyte 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Mental Illness.
[–]war_whale 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Many people are not aware that you can often smell mental illness.
[–]shpedoinkle007 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
It's hash.
[–]FadedPoster -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Seriously, looks like he laid down in a pound of hash on a hot day and it just melted into his hair and reformed.
[–]JayKaos -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 year ago
A man down on his luck, who through either financial problems or mental instability can not properly groom or clean his hair, and now on top of that has assholes taking his picture and laughing at him on the internet.
[–]daghoster -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I think there's a dead cat in his/her hair
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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