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[–]mialbowy 205 points206 points ago

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I like it better backwards

[–]lepickle 140 points141 points ago

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"I must go, my carts need me"

[–]Rafe 6 points7 points ago

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Buggyhand awayyyyyyyy

[–]IDrinkBatUrine 9 points10 points ago

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I saw a similar scene at WalMart the other day, but it involved an elderly woman screaming bloody murder while a midget clown with a smug grin shoved a series of layered carts in the woman's direction, causing her to cling to the carts while she sailed through the parking lot at speeds no human was meant to experience.

[–]baysik89 10 points11 points ago

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So in other words. You went to walmart

[–]Rafe 4 points5 points ago

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I didn't know bat urine was a psychedelic.

[–]ZeroNihilist 0 points1 point ago

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I love how everyone starts backing away at the end.

[–]Rahab 75 points76 points ago

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wow, it makes this one funnier too

[–]BasicEcon101 5 points6 points ago

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Yes. What a dick.

[–]PrimeFry 1 point2 points ago

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Watched this while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me.

Got so scared she's wake up from the sound of me laughing so hard.

[–]crosone 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if I should thank you for introducing me to that site; this is going to give me nightmares.

[–]lurkersthrowaway 31 points32 points ago

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TIL there's a website that will reverse .gifs for you

[–]Dremul 0 points1 point ago

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haha he looks like a foreign superman!

[–]OtisDElevator 1 point2 points ago

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Superman wasn't exactly a local boy to start with.

[–]redditor3000 115 points116 points ago

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I bet that destroys your soles.

[–]guns_of_navarone 185 points186 points ago

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Pushing carts for a living? I'd say it definitely destroys souls.

[–]Cayou 67 points68 points ago

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But this guy is being pushed by carts. Totally different.

[–]tuxedojacob 32 points33 points ago

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Soviet Russia?

[–]dyoano 26 points27 points ago

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Sole-viet Russia.

[–]itsprobablytrue 2 points3 points ago

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Российская Советская Республика

[–]ThaddyG 1 point2 points ago

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Translation: Russian Soviet Republic

Pronunciation: Rossiyskaya Sovetskaya Respooblika

I think.

[–]MrDribbles 2 points3 points ago

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Respooblika really rolls off the tongue.

[–]masob 1 point2 points ago

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We don't pay you to think.

[–]speedy6635 0 points1 point ago

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And we don't have a fire extinguisher

[–]mhm_SHERPA 0 points1 point ago

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soooooo true.... in soviet rusia cart push u

[–]Arcadius86 5 points6 points ago

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Bubbles would be proud.

[–]Aerofluff 2 points3 points ago

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"What in the FUCK!?"

[–]PhilxBefore 3 points4 points ago

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thatsthejoke.exe

[–]jobin_segan 0 points1 point ago

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Don't tread on his livelihood!

[–]greedyiguana 21 points22 points ago

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this kills the shoe

[–]jstock23 2 points3 points ago

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they make new shoes out of shopping carts. the circle of life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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make soles of shoes from used tire?

[–]calinet6 2 points3 points ago

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That GIF posterization destroyed my soul a little...

[–]Happy_Reddit_Birthda -5 points-4 points ago

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y

[–]HyperionRevived -4 points-3 points ago

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Friction -_-

[–]midri 245 points246 points ago

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This picture is way to big, I need it to be smaller. About 1/4th this size would be perfect...

[–]hardman52 88 points89 points ago

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[–]CaffeinatedGuy 48 points49 points ago

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How did you put sound on that gif?

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Future is here

[–]gekk00 2 points3 points ago

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is there moon pie?

[–]poptart2nd 3 points4 points ago

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he said he needed it SMALLER

[–]DevestatingAttack 12 points13 points ago

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It fucking takes as long for that tiny-ass gif to load as it does for the video to load. STOP POSTING GIFS GODDAMMIT

[–]cjcrashoveride 7 points8 points ago

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My work doesn't want us on youtube so please, continue to post gifs people.

[–]NonstandardDeviation 2 points3 points ago

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It's much louder than I thought it would be from the gif.

[–]islaydragons 23 points24 points ago

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What is this? A gif for ants??

[–]deathbytray 5 points6 points ago

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It needs to be, like, 3 times bigger!

[–]Diablo_En_Musica 15 points16 points ago

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About 1/4th this size would be perfect...

What is Words I Will Never Hear In My Bedroom, Alex?

[–]TheShader 11 points12 points ago

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I read this in Bill Lumbergh's voice.

[–]bolgrot 7 points8 points ago

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I read that in Rush Limbaugh's voice.

[–]Rahab 10 points11 points ago

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I read it in Derek Zoolanders

[–]ErectionYourOnion 2 points3 points ago

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I read it in English.

[–]Rahab 2 points3 points ago

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I read it in my office.

[–]LAHAROFDEATH 13 points14 points ago

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I reddit in my office.

[–]pikindaguy 0 points1 point ago

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I reddit in my office, at home, in the bathroom, while having sex, etc.

[–]canadademon 1 point2 points ago

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But do you like green eggs and ham?

[–]melp 0 points1 point ago

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also, can you make is play back slower?

[–]Drayzen 0 points1 point ago

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Steal ALL the carts. >>

[–]Shark_Kicker 33 points34 points ago

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The jury is out on his boss-ness until he stops the thing without being smashed into something.

[–]jettrscga 8 points9 points ago

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Those carts probably have horrible axle friction losses. It probably wouldn't be too hard to stop once he hits flat ground.

[–]adrianmonk 2 points3 points ago

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Awesome prank idea: grease the axles on all the carts. If that is insufficient, upgrade the bearings. First you have stealthily get the carts into your workshop though.

[–]KillaSpirit 9 points10 points ago

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I thought they were waiting for a train.

[–]Finntastic 5 points6 points ago

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I definitely thought that too. I thought some dude was standing on the nose of the train. As it got closer I thought it might be a kiddie train. I was very confused for most of this tiny gif.

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago

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[–]TheManatee 127 points128 points ago

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[–]calinet6 26 points27 points ago

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Thank you, sweet jesus this should never have been a GIF.

[–]t0ny7 14 points15 points ago

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I freaking hate GIFs.

Video: 1.2MB, 320x240, 30fps, sound

GIF: 2MB, 192x144, 10fps?, no sound

Also video loads and plays instantly while the GIF plays slow as hell until it loads.

[–]BrowsOfSteel 9 points10 points ago

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Video: ALL THE COLOURS!

GIF: 256. Problem?

[–]AkirIkasu 1 point2 points ago

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Especially because my phone can play flash, but not animated GIF. WTF, Google?

[–]PeaceOfTheHighLife 1 point2 points ago

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Mine plays gifs fine..

Although sometimes after I zoom in I have to tap the background in order to get it to play..

[–]AkirIkasu 1 point2 points ago

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I have seen my phone run gifs too. It only seems to work if there is a single browser window open and it is at 1x zoom and the whole page doesnt take too much ram.

It works better in Opera, though.

[–]nevrast 2 points3 points ago

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GIF ALL the things!

[–]reccaoconnor 6 points7 points ago

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Everybody upvoting this: Please upvote the comment above it as well so that people can watch something better than the little shit-gif OP posted.

[–]z3ddicus 2 points3 points ago

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Bossness confirmed.

[–]tract0r 19 points20 points ago

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THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'

[–]satanscrotum 7 points8 points ago

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Only in India.

[–]SemiSeriousSam 57 points58 points ago

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I notice that Indians are really talented at useless shit. Like standing on one leg for a week.

[–]Matlock_ 44 points45 points ago

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[–]Flarinite 22 points23 points ago

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That's actually incredibly efficient, if you consider the facts that a) they probably don't have access to a machine that does it automatically and b) they probably don't have too much leeway with repositioning the rolling table and wherever the fryer is. Obviously, it wouldn't fly in the states because of health codes and stuff like that, but it works. (Correct me if I'm wrong)

[–]wildo421 14 points15 points ago

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As long as everyone is clean and sanitized and you trash anything that hit the ground there really isn't anything in the health code about throwing food.

They toss around a lot of fish at the Seattle fish market.

[–]Lurk_No_More 2 points3 points ago*

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Except at the fish market they throw the same fish for quite a while, and I don't think it's eaten.

Anthony Bourdain questioned them about that in an episode of No Reservations.

Edit: I hate 'misspelling' a word in a way that the misspelled word is actually a word. Too much relying on spell check these days.

[–]IAmtheHullabaloo 1 point2 points ago

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The fist market? That creates more questions than it answers.

[–]Lurk_No_More 1 point2 points ago

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hehe, that's true.

[–]Flarinite 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, I didn't know that.

[–]AuntieSocial 5 points6 points ago

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And the redneck version. Believe it or not, this place is fucking world famous. Not for the quality of the food, but because they pitch rolls at you.

[–]RoflStomper 2 points3 points ago

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No Credit Cards, but Checks are welcome!

What is this, 1980?

[–]NoFNway 4 points5 points ago

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With credit cards, especially with small merchants they have to pay a lot a fees and even a percentage of each transaction to MasterCard and Visa. It can really cut into the profit margin which is already fairly slim for non chain restaurants.

[–]RoflStomper 2 points3 points ago

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I could see that. But would you save more money on processing fee than you lose on turned-away business?

[–]AuntieSocial 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe in a small shop. But this place is packed all the time. People literally come from around the world to have mediocre food thrown at them.

[–]wildo421 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who travels a lot, I almost always carry cash around when I know I'm gonna hit a non-chain restuarant.

[–]wildo421 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't look at the link yet, I'm guessing Lamberts? We went there when we visited Branson, Ray Stevens rocks.

[–]AuntieSocial 1 point2 points ago

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Lamberts, indeed.

[–]kingsley2 0 points1 point ago

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It's like tossing pizza bases - there aren't machines to do that. The particular kind of bread being tossed here (the south-Indian "parotta", not the similarly named, but quite different, north-Indian "paratha"), benefits from the tossing.

[–]Flarinite 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, I know what parotta is. I'm south Indian. :)

And I didn't really think of the pizza thing before, I guess because here the dough is being thrown across the room, where it has a real chance of falling and becoming contaminated and unusable, whereas with tossing pizza, even if you drop it it usually lands on a table or something without becoming unusable.

[–]kingsley2 1 point2 points ago

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South-Indian high fives all around!

I'm guessing the long distance toss is a marketing gimmick. I'd be suckered :D

[–]brentwilliams2 0 points1 point ago

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He would be amazing at this game!

[–]ColonelSin 0 points1 point ago

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Wearing suits is one thing, but throwing bread, I don't know.

[–]neededa2ndname 6 points7 points ago

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I have noticed that some talented individuals can be found among ~17% of the world's population native to India.

[–]Interwhat 2 points3 points ago

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No, you're thinking of flamingos

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[–]l0nest4r 14 points15 points ago

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I live in San Antonio and I see equal distribution of fat Mexicans and Blacks too.

[–]im_her_father 4 points5 points ago

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I think you mean "Like an EMPLOYEE"

[–]HereIsTheVideo 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Confucius_says 1 point2 points ago

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i love you. i now immedaitly search for your name in all posts and upvote you.

[–]hahafnny 9 points10 points ago

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So... how does he stop it?

[–]thunkk 38 points39 points ago

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He doesn't. They just hire a new guy each time. He also gets to clean up what's left of the previous guy.

[–]Nimbal 35 points36 points ago

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He doesn't. He wills the earth to rotate slower or faster, depending on whether he goes east or west.

And before you ask - you don't want to know what he does when he's travelling north or south.

[–]Copse_Of_Trees 14 points15 points ago

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He doesn't. He works at Escher's Food Mart

[–]patman21 1 point2 points ago

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It doesn't. He falls into a pit and the process starts over again.

[–]S3XonWh33lz 2 points3 points ago

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He doesn't. It stops him.

[–]jsgoddard815 11 points12 points ago

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So I'm just wondering if it was an accident or if he does that shit every day? Either way he's still boss.

[–]bureX 18 points19 points ago*

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Please, stop! Why won't anybody he­­p ­­­­­­­­­­­­­

[–]ProfessorLX 1 point2 points ago

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as in Pavel Bure, # 10, former Vancouver Canuck, etc?

[–]coachjimmy 1 point2 points ago

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as in Pavel Bure, former Anna Kournikova-haver-sexer?

[–]ProfessorLX 0 points1 point ago

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the very same one!

she was 15 or 16 when he was boning her btw!

[–]lazylion_ca 3 points4 points ago

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I dunno, it didn't contain any moonwalking.

[–]alwayssunyin 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like we're going through another reddit shopping cart gif fad.

[–]devedander 2 points3 points ago

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I don't see how this could go wrong at all...

[–]hobbit6 2 points3 points ago

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In America when the carts get loose, we just watch them fall out of the truck.

[–]JeanRalpheo 2 points3 points ago

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I made the gif and recorded the video, this is at ISCON Mall in Ahemedabad India

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZlJAiJ0WVU

i also posted it like a month ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/jz7p0/the_third_world_has_malls_with_shopping_carts_and/

[–]MuffinMopper 2 points3 points ago

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It would be funny if someone replaced his shoes with identical shoes with a slightly decreased coeficient of friction. Then he would accelerate to his doom:

.

.

.

"Splat"

[–]recursive 2 points3 points ago

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He probably has some control over the resistance, so he's part of a feedback loop. I doubt he'd have trouble with it.

[–]Terr_ 2 points3 points ago

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I suspect that the side wall is an important safety feature: He can push the lead cart sideways to get some friction that way. Sure, the cart itself might get scraped up, but...

[–]MotorboatingSofaB 1 point2 points ago

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Where was he going?

[–]danimal2011 1 point2 points ago

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That's cool, but what the fuck is he doing?

[–]warcin 8 points9 points ago

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Those cart are going downhill, so he is trying to slow/control the descent. Of course after doing that twice he probably need new shoes

[–]macrocephalic 0 points1 point ago

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Fortunately his cousin can bring him some seconds home from work.

[–]Sypris 1 point2 points ago

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Pimp Slide!

[–]Ace1999 1 point2 points ago

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That looks like fun...until you can't stop those carts and they end up running over YOUR FACE!

[–]kyleclifton 1 point2 points ago

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pushing carts downhill causes some of the carts at the end to fall off the rack, so he improvised by letting them roll down hill while he keeps the end ones from falling off.

[–]jerkowski 1 point2 points ago

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In soviet India, carts push you?

[–]Kon-chezz 1 point2 points ago

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Like an employe.

FTFY

[–]abstractedBliss 1 point2 points ago

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Someone buy that man some Heelies! It'll cut down his cart loading time ten-fold, and also develop a new sport for the Olympics.

[–]CriginsMcJuggs 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't look like Soviet Russia...

[–]musikologist 1 point2 points ago

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Command of the understanding of the coefficient of friction. In India a bag boy understands physics better than an amerikan college grad.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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This like a boss meme needs to die.

[–]amccullen 3 points4 points ago

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Reminds me of somebody...

[–]ev3studios 1 point2 points ago

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There's an innocently parked 4-door sedan with one hell of a blemish at the end of the walkway.

[–]comahony4420 1 point2 points ago

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why does all the crazy shit happen out side of the US

[–]sgtpppr 2 points3 points ago

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We already surpassed our quota for crazy this decade.

[–]nakedbike 0 points1 point ago

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Because all the fun stuff is illegal. ಠ_ಠ

[–]pack0newports 1 point2 points ago

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this gif is smaller then my dick.

[–]Mechanical_Owl 1 point2 points ago

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then

ಠ_ಠ

[–]DaveFishBulb 0 points1 point ago

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Then your dick made it bigger?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Like a BOSS." thanks - I'm adding this bullshit, unhelpful, cliche subject line to my RES exclusion list.

[–]Durpadoo 1 point2 points ago

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He wouldn't be doing carts if he was like a boss.

[–]adamsizzle[S] 17 points18 points ago

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It's not about WHAT you do. It's about HOW you do it.

[–]GramarBoi 2 points3 points ago

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Sometimes it's about your first name being Hugo

[–]omnimatty 0 points1 point ago

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Wow Bubbles would be in heaven!

[–]CommandZ 0 points1 point ago

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im surprised there isn't a bunch of kids hanging of the sides doing stunts and riding for free

[–]miragevoice 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for a "DEAL WITH IT" caption at the end

[–]PunPuncher 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that thought that a train was coming xD?

[–]schoolairplane 0 points1 point ago

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clean up, aisle you

[–]fani 0 points1 point ago

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He needs liquid cooled shoes next.

[–]The_Seeker 0 points1 point ago

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You'd have to be trollied to do that.

[–]who-really-cares 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone have a link to the whole video? I want to see it end.

[–]elliothtz 0 points1 point ago

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The left tunnel! Take the left tunnel, Indy!

[–]DonaldMcRonald 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this in theaters. It's the Filipino rip-off of Unstoppable.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 0 points1 point ago

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It's people like him who prevent lines of shopping carts from getting where they need to go on time.

[–]GhostlyEmployee 0 points1 point ago

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I bet they rolled off that truck with the open door.

[–]uberced 0 points1 point ago

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Bubbles would be so jealous.

[–]No_Warhawkz 0 points1 point ago

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I take it back. Maybe winning Solitaire IRL is satisfying.

[–]spencer4hire 0 points1 point ago

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What's that burning smell?

[–]bookishboy 0 points1 point ago

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I've stolen a grocery cart or two in my time, but never 9000 at once. This guy has a better racket going than Bubbles.

[–]Shuko 0 points1 point ago

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Silly sub-minimum wage serf! You're supposed to push the carts! They don't push you!

I'd give you the customary seven lashes for non-productive shenanigans during the 20-hour work shift, but darn it, your hi-jinx can just be so freakin' adorable!

[–]kwansolo 0 points1 point ago

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does he die

[–]worldlyguy 0 points1 point ago

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He'll need a new pair of shoes tomorrow.

[–]SomeNextKid 0 points1 point ago

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Just doin my job.

[–]angusrocker22 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad he probably needs a new pair of shoes after he does that each time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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just read that in a Chris Smoove auto-tuned voice

[–]jolieRules 0 points1 point ago

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omg. honey grocery-bagger don't give a shit.

[–]JDBAZ 0 points1 point ago

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They see me rollin...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Like a low-level employee actually.

[–]Twisted_Fate 0 points1 point ago

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Easy to get hurt, all these carts weight a bit, if he slipped he could break his legs.

[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gotta hate.

[–]swefpelego 0 points1 point ago

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Stop posting facebook comments you lamos...

[–]MistaCow 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY SHIT I WANT THAT JOB!

[–]bookemdanno 0 points1 point ago

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no, like a cart boy

[–]giddyupbugger 0 points1 point ago

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Turn a corner then I'll be impressed.

[–]digital11 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else think he was Nyan-catting the wall when this first started out?

[–]twonx 0 points1 point ago

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Like a GOOD EMPLOYEE.

[–]ltscruffy 0 points1 point ago

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I want to see how he stops

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

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if you can find the youtube video of this you can know! it's like a challenge or something

[–]hubertCumberdanes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]myscrotumhurts 0 points1 point ago

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"I see on your resume that you used to be a governor."

[–]fermentedbrainwave 0 points1 point ago

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that must've been from Bangalore. I had seen similar shit in a mall there when I visited India. Not sure if it was the same bad ass.

[–]derpderpidy 0 points1 point ago

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As a "cartboy" I approve.

[–]jigby61 0 points1 point ago

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"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]morseman 0 points1 point ago

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Hes probably going "this has never happened before! I'm really trying to hold these karts"

[–]gjhaffen 0 points1 point ago

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Who put those up there!

[–]lengthynewt 0 points1 point ago

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I watched that imagining how much static would build up if that was on carpet in the winter.

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

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pfft I can still kind of tell that there are people in that video. This isn't nearly low quality enough!

Here is a link to a better quality version for your squinting pleasure.

[–]fireinthesky7 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for not spelling it "BaU55555" or some such bullshit. Also, hilarious.

[–]sockpupppet 0 points1 point ago

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My first job was a grocery bagger when I was 16. Part of our job was handling carts. We would get two guys on a big line of them to move them faster and I just want to note here that the carts that guys is moving (or rather, being moved by) weighs quite a bit. It would take a lot of force to push those up even a slight incline. It usually took two of us at the same time to get a line that big moving at all.

[–]obsa 0 points1 point ago

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What is this i don't even

[–]wilc8650 0 points1 point ago

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But isn't the boss the one not having to do manual labor?

[–]ioillusion 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty cool, but - if only we could make it smaller and reduce the colors more; you know, to reduce load time.

[–]spirit_spine 0 points1 point ago

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CRUSH

[–]FoundPie 0 points1 point ago

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Hold Control, Scroll Up on mouse.

Press Control + 0 when finished.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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SOMETHING WAS DONE?

BETTER GIF THE VIDEO, AND REPOST IT, CALLING IT 'LIKE A BOSS' BECAUSE I AM THE MOST ORIGINAL, FUNNY, AND IMAGANATIVE PERSON IN THE WORLD

hey askreddit why can't I get friends? I spam all the memes I see on reddit....