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[–]StumpyGoblin 199 points200 points ago

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This is a spoof product. Sorry to break it to ya'.

[–]triple_OH_7 129 points130 points ago

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"Recommended by psuedo-athletes" should have been a pretty big tip off.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Jeff

[–]Jeffyry 18 points19 points ago

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Hi.

[–]alsorobots 1 point2 points ago

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Check's in the mail!

[–]digital_dogfood 2 points3 points ago

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Is that someone who thinks about/ watches sport but couldnt be bothered getting off the couch? I'm halfway to be a fully-fledged athlete so. Yay!

[–]silverwolf761 18 points19 points ago*

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Indeed, but THIS on the other hand....

or this

and also this. The very first line had me almost laughing out loud

[–]Tonickal 17 points18 points ago

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Frankly, I think the last two would be great for old people or pregnant ladies.

[–]Thumbz8 0 points1 point ago

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or me. "it's like a foot massage every morning." Sounds good.

[–]Tim2thaTom 11 points12 points ago

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This is an awesome quote from a review on the Kinoki foot pads.

Thank you Kinoki, your product protects me from toxins. Being a magic user I am particularly vulnerable to toxins since I have low hitpoints. By placing these on my feet I can confidently attack rogues with poisoned blades without worry. Thank you Kinoki, because of you I was able to reach level 12! oh and my feet smelllll GREAT!!! P.S. I am a caster and tend to wear light colored cloth robes, I prefer white. My robes use to be dingy all of the time and I couldn't figure out why. I now know it was all the toxins in my body seeping into my robes. I had always put off wearing my +8 magic +2 health +2 speed robes because I didn't want to ruin them. I can say I have been wearing my new robes and look fantastic. I think the elf across the way has noticed me. Any way, thank you again. My life is vastly improved from your man pads.

[–]Crossfox17 8 points9 points ago

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The kinoki pads just darken when they are exposed to water. Try it. The sweat from your feet are what darkens them. Toxicology tests were done on used pads and there were zero "toxins" found.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But but, well yeah cause the pad absorbed and then transferred the toxins to another dimension. Sheesh.

[–]Timedisort 7 points8 points ago

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"It's like a car wash for your feet!" Got me pretty good.

[–]SarahDawn1 9 points10 points ago

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call me crazy but I would totally use the foot thing.

[–]silverwolf761 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, it's not that bad, but I thought the "HOW DO YOU CLEAN YOUR FEET?!" line at the beginning was hilarious

[–]devedander 2 points3 points ago

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Think how much it would jack your feet up to suck all your cellulite through them...

[–]silverwolf761 2 points3 points ago

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and how badly it'd mess with your body shape as it all seeps downward

[–]TwoShoe 2 points3 points ago

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I gave a female friend this for her birthday. She thought I was foreals...

[–]CoAmon 5 points6 points ago

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It makes me sad that it isn't. I would love a USB powered toaster.

[–]jumpup 1 point2 points ago

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plug in your laptop and you never have to leave your bed for breakfast

[–]Gouken 2 points3 points ago

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it looks like they just randomly pointed to the dark spots and just said it removes this and that.

[–]partanimal 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, this seems stupid at first glance.

However, there is a legitimate use for people who don't have the dexterity to peel the shell off a hard-boiled egg without losing a bunch of the egg.

[–]prosnoozer 2 points3 points ago

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This so much. A lot of these products seem really stupid or idiotic to anyone who is able-bodied but they are extremely helpful for the disabled. For instance an amputee might be able to crack an egg just fine but would find peeling it quite difficult.

[–]partanimal 1 point2 points ago

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Yep.

I was thinking bad arthritis or parkinsons, or something, but there are a ton of reasons why someone would have a hard time peeling an egg.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Pajama Jeans don't sound so bad. A little expensive, but at least they plausibly hold what they promise.

[–]vox35 -3 points-2 points ago

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Expensive? So you usually pay less than $40.00 for your jeans? Where do you shop?

[–]prosnoozer 1 point2 points ago

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Thrift stores? Why spend more than 10 bucks for a pair of jeans?

[–]vox35 -1 points0 points ago

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I have never seen a pair of jeans priced at $10.00 in my life. Are you talking about used jeans? I live in Canada; perhaps you live somewhere where jeans are cheaper than they are here?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, thrift stores usually sell used clothing. Even for new jeans though $40 is not cheap.

[–]vox35 0 points1 point ago

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Again I ask, where do you shop? People keep downvoting me for asking a simple question about the price of jeans, but I will keep asking even if people downvote me to hell!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Target, Walmart, Kohls... Where do you shop? The mall? Designer stores?

[–]vox35 0 points1 point ago

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We don't have Target or Kohls here in Canada, though we do have Walmart (unfortunately). I checked their prices online; the cheapest jeans they have are $26.94.

But yes, I usually buy jeans at stores in a mall, or sometimes at Winners. I like good quality jeans that look nice, so I usually wouldn't buy the cheapest thing possible.

[–]prosnoozer 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah used jeans at thrift stores. Generally you can find well fitting clothes without too much trouble. Of course if you want to dress it up go to a Men's Warehouse or the like. But for days where you need to get shit done, weekends, or clothes to work on your car or garden, go with thrift store clothes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Those are not jeans, they are Pajama Jeans. I doubt they last as long as normal jeans.

[–]burnsie 0 points1 point ago

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God how do they come up with stuff like these? Amazing!

[–]latticusnon 0 points1 point ago

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Do people seriously scrub their feet?

[–]Khalexus 0 points1 point ago

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To be honest, the foot scrubber made me wonder if I don't clean my feet properly. Bit of soap, rub it a bit then rinse it... that's gotta do, right?

[–]misfit247 1 point2 points ago

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I still want one.

[–]Noisy_Goomba 48 points49 points ago

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I'm sure all the ladies will be all up ons.

[–]echeese 38 points39 points ago

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[–]wheelietime 11 points12 points ago

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Strong Bad FTW

[–]deltree711 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget the flab tab!

[–]loudobbs25 1 point2 points ago

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aw someone beat me to it :P

[–]DaedalusJacobson 7 points8 points ago

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[–]AbramsLullaby 6 points7 points ago

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But they won't strongbad, not with all this sharpie on my chest!

[–]taco_tuesdays 2 points3 points ago

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All up ons? I don't even know what that means!

[–]charginghandle 3 points4 points ago

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Haha, nobody gets this but it's gold.

[–]bubbaholy 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sad that I'm flying...

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[–]larabar 3 points4 points ago

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solidarity

[–]cocaina 3 points4 points ago

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I love you, Imagebot.

[–]morkoq 5 points6 points ago

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i think calling you a "novelty" account is misleading.

[–]skittymac 7 points8 points ago

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recommended by pseudo-athletes

[–]Nervette 6 points7 points ago

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Almost as bad as those garter belts for saggy pants

[–]ahmed_alamir 0 points1 point ago

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Just when I thought it could not get worse.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I buy this? As a gag gift because I would not use this. Seriously not for me.

[–]dawnday9622 5 points6 points ago

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"Chicks dig it!"- Jeff

[–]mstrorbit 5 points6 points ago

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[–]joshuyo 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, shut up!! Jeff thinks it's great!

[–]cannedburger 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly. People, if it's good enough for Jeff, it's good enough for us.

[–]hydrogen_wv 4 points5 points ago

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Heat it up to about 600F first, and then try it out. I bet the scars from the burns will give you a sweet 6-pack effect that is much more permanent.

[–]Did_it_in_Flint 2 points3 points ago

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I dunno. If your gut is big enough, you could wear more than one, and sport a 12 or 18 pack. Maybe even a case.

[–]abledanger 0 points1 point ago

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You must work out.

[–]ScrumptiousCyanide 2 points3 points ago

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"Recommended for pseudo-athletes" - I don't think this is serious, bud.

[–]FrenchGeek 1 point2 points ago

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What about lyophilized water?

[–]schlap 1 point2 points ago

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"Also doubles as a grill rack!!"

[–]Sotordamotor 1 point2 points ago

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[–]snagglemonster 1 point2 points ago

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This has GOT to be a Cinco product.

[–]blahblahmattblah 1 point2 points ago

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I totally had this idea when I was 8.

[–]mjrdanger 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome 9-pack!

[–]beningitis 1 point2 points ago

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[–]evileddy 5 points6 points ago

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As opposed to women who slather on paint, wear heels, remove all their hair below the eyebrows, dye their hair, wear pushup bras or inserts, fake tan, get implants..etc ??

[–]TheManatee 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, this is still stupid.

[–]Unknown_Default 4 points5 points ago

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you sound like some kind of gay

[–]evileddy 1 point2 points ago

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You and my father would get along... except he's dead now.

[–]lamperkat 1 point2 points ago

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I'm okay with it

[–]MardukSlayerOfTiamat 0 points1 point ago

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You do realize this is a spoof, right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is a pseudo-athlete?

[–]Eupatorus 1 point2 points ago

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Pseudo is a prefix meaning "false" or "pretending to be something it is not".

So a pseudo-athlete is essentially someone who fakes being an athlete.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I mean ... why would someone do that? Why go through all of the effort to pretend to be an athlete without actually enjoying athletics?

[–]fancy-free 4 points5 points ago

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It's a joke product

[–]konkeydong 1 point2 points ago

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Professional Bowler.

[–]loercase 0 points1 point ago

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Dumb... or brilliant?

[–]rrobe53 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Jimmy Carr?

[–]pearcewg 0 points1 point ago

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lol "recommended by pseudo-athletes"

[–]arsenology 0 points1 point ago

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Satire.

[–]wiggle987 0 points1 point ago

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Well if Jeff thinks chicks dig it, then it seems legit to me.

[–]Ozyman666 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know ... it looks like it has several bars.

[–]basaltine 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I know what everyone on my list is getting for christmas....

[–]Mousi 0 points1 point ago

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Jeff likes it? Must be legit.

[–]hawps 0 points1 point ago

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This might just be worse. And I legitimately saw this one on tv.

[–]Imouneil 0 points1 point ago

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This may be a spoof, but THIS isn't, sadly. And girls really do wear these.

[–]maxmillz 0 points1 point ago

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the flAb Enhancer would be more accurate

[–]Epxlol 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps you don't understand? It's an enhancer for your ABS!

[–]Tesla6009 0 points1 point ago

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That's Pseudo-Stupid

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Jeff is clearly high!

[–]bloodredmoon 0 points1 point ago

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All I see in the close up is a vulva.

[–]danhammond 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, haha, dumb.

...does it work?

[–]PaddyB 0 points1 point ago

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Chicks dig it. -Jeff

[–]lastactioncowboy 0 points1 point ago

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its like stuffing your bra for men

[–]TTtheFish 0 points1 point ago

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Not much different than a push up bra.

[–]Deacon 0 points1 point ago

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Recommended by pseudo-athletes!

[–]roboplegicwrongcock 0 points1 point ago

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The worrying thing is that something like this actually exists... It was featured on an episode of UK Dragons Den.

[–]regwaldo 0 points1 point ago

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aaahahahahahahhaaa

[–]plazmamuffin 0 points1 point ago

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HD Glasses tops this.

[–]Sir_Derp_Herpington 0 points1 point ago

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Jeff seems to think otherwise..

[–]ChuckCleaver 0 points1 point ago

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You haven't seen the advertisement for a flavored douche then.

[–]OMGTSN 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who sees huge testicles bulging out of his shorts?

[–]kennywinker09 0 points1 point ago

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Does the company that makes your bra make a girdle as well? I ask for a friend..

[–]MrTwistx 0 points1 point ago

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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

[–]jtriggs 0 points1 point ago

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I'd trust it. Jeff's always know their shit.

[–]Joenorris94 0 points1 point ago

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Dumbest? That's fucking genius!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I just want to put him in a Ron Popeil Showtime Rotisserie Oven.

"SET IT ....?"

[–]mjc1027 0 points1 point ago

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you must be new to the internet, if this is the dumbest thing you have ever seen!. LOL

[–]mjc1027 0 points1 point ago

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You must be new to the internet if this is the dumbest thing you have ever seen!. LOL

[–]ENRICOs 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, take off your ion bracelet, and pay attention.

[–]MT_Flesch 0 points1 point ago

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Bar Belly

[–]StochasticOoze 0 points1 point ago

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Work your droits and cloits with the ease of a thousandaire!

[–]ediks 0 points1 point ago

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HHEEYYYYY DUUUUDDEEEE!!!!

[–]Consciouness 0 points1 point ago

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This product is complete and utter bullsh....wait Jeff said it's all good, that's all I need to hear

[–]lobstahfi 0 points1 point ago

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i remember them doing this in dead like me, pretty funny

[–]ISmokeForSagan 0 points1 point ago

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More like a 6-pack of flabs.

[–]SaveDonkin 0 points1 point ago

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Oh its been a few days, thanks for the repost.

[–]snackpit 0 points1 point ago

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is he holding the remote backwards

[–]HARDWAYtofall 0 points1 point ago

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Jeff seems legit

[–]hidethetv 0 points1 point ago

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Am I really the only one seeing testicles in this picture?

[–]LordUnas 0 points1 point ago

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Don't hate. This thing works

[–]MittinsKittens 0 points1 point ago

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Almost as dumb as this.

I still facepalm when I see it when I go past it in work :/

[–]Threadmonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure, I will explain:

I work in AV and a few years ago we bought HD lenses for our lekos (a type of light), we laughed at them because it's not like they have a resolution of 1920x1080 (at it's core HD in video is just a set of resolutions and potentially bit depth). As it turns out it meant something, the lenses are ultra evenly sharp from center to corner and show no ghosting whatsoever, the light falloff is also very even when you soften the focus. They used the term HD to get potential buyers attention, buzzword of the last decade, nonetheless the lenses were optically far better than regular lenses.

Maybe those glasses work the same way.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well damn, now that men have this wonderful product I hate to see the ladies left out. All they need is something to make you look taller than you are, make you face look better than it actually does, and make your boobs look bigger than they actually are...wait...nevermind.

[–]terex232 -1 points0 points ago

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People, i have tried this product and i have been in bed with 5 girls in 3 years. People say i'm a stud and a girl magnet, because i have so much girls under my belt. This works wonders...trust.

[–]Whodatjones1 -1 points0 points ago

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I have abs of steel! Literally.