You promised not to tell.

Tayto2000 · 1 year

Mark his realism

Jez: She's the one person for me, in the whole world.

Mark: Isn't it convenient that out of the approximately three billion adult women in the world, your one true love happens to live in the same block of flats as you instead of in a village in Mozambique?

funpowder_plot · 1 year

"People like lager and nuts."

"People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy."

pfjenkins · 1 year

Muggers: Give us your phone! Give us your wallet! Come on! Before we fucking do you!!

Mark: Do me? Are they gonna rape me? Or kill me? If they rape and kill me I hope they kill me first... I sort of win.

fatmas · 1 year

"But you promised on your mum's life!"

"What does that even mean?! Are you going to kill my mum?"

Cannot get enough of Peep Show.

dwhee · 1 year

I love how in every one of Mark's analogies, he's Hitler. It's like he has no other defense.

messner · 1 year

Mark: Promise me you will not try to sleep with her.

Jez: I promise I will try not to sleep with her.

[cut to next morning]

Mark: So. You slept with her. You promised.

Jez: I promised to try not to.

Mark: Yeah, well you didn't try very hard did you.

Jez: Mark, I tried incredibly hard. It just turns out it was literally impossible not to.

robdag2 · 1 year

I'm doing excellent shopping.

Tickle_The_Grundle · 1 year

Why won't that STUPID BITCH let me propose to her?

lampost86 · 1 year

The British make some quality television shows.

khalid066 · 1 year

This is from Peep Show Season 2 Episode 5 - The Man Show.

PinguPingu · 1 year

Oh Peep show, WHY IS THERE NOT MORE OF YOU.

God she's huge. It's like Alien, if the alien was a human. Hmm, If I had to choose would I rather an alien burst out of my chest quickly, or was heaved out of my vagina slowly?

1 year

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daypun · 1 year

There's so many WW2 references in the show. Every one is usually hilarious as well

callmelucky · 1 year

Thanks for reminding me I still have more Peep Show to watch.

ilkkah · 1 year

For Mitchell overdose: http://www.youtube.com/user/davidmitchellsoapbox

eirannach · 1 year

Reddit needs more Peep Show.

BusStation16 · 1 year

Potatoes aren't veg. Tomatoes are fruit, so potatoes are like, bread? yeah?

robdabank · 1 year

That's Numberwang.

iGRIND · 1 year

Hey look, it's clean shirt...

Maticus · 1 year

You gotta love British humor

myrpou · 1 year

Im going to use Hitler to defend my actions more often.

woodandiron · 1 year

God damn, I want all of Peep Show on Region 1. Make it happen, world!

jaylem · 1 year

Super Hans are you trying to skin up with your feet again? It doesn't work does it? It just makes a mess.

Darrelc · 1 year

I think my favourite peep show quote is when Sophies Mum makes him taste her jam, and in Jez's head he goes 'Suck mummy's finger?'.

HarryBlessKnapp · 1 year

I would like to recommend the episode where they go on a canal boat and there's a dog involved. I'll say no more.

I'm also proud to say I've seen every single episode of this legally.

theloneavenger · 1 year

SUUUPER HANS!

rlbond86 · 1 year

That Mitchell and Webb Look is really good too.

FatCat433 · 1 year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_OGAJPRLmE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81bJdfnFIY

Some of my favorite scenes.

[deleted] · 1 year

Context? What is going on here?

scrchngwsl · 1 year

Anyone else just read every single comment in David Mitchell's voice?

TheMediaSays · 1 year

Here is David Mitchell, actor

Here is Elena Kagan, U.S. Supreme Court Justice

IrrelevantGeOff · 1 year

Oh British television, WHY CAN'T I HAVE MORE?!?! ...stupid America and their "rules"... =P

AssBlasterSheenie · 1 year

I fucking LOVE that show!!!

scomizzle · 1 year

Czech and Mate.

[deleted] · 1 year

Video?

Farkingbrain · 1 year

I love David Mitchell's delivery. I really like Mitchell and Webb.

seedywonder · 1 year

This is good. This is like watching a porno, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard-on, and I want to cry

erisdiscordia · 1 year

Actually, if you squint hard enough, Hitler never did invade Czechoslovakia.

He just occupied it, twice -- once partially, practically alongside instigating the formation of a breakaway Slovak puppet-state, and once the rest of the way. Well, the rest of what was left of it.

The first occupation was a fulfillment of the Munich Agreement, between (mainly, at least) DE, FR, and UK. (CS was strictly not invited.) Its actual wording is, surprisingly, not lazily googlable, but the lay understanding among laymen like me (and the Czechs, etc.) who have some reason to give a care, is that is was an agreement for FR and UK not to intervene against DE occupation of the large, militarily and economically critical, mostly-ethnically-German border area called the Sudetenland as long as Germany "as long as Hitler promised to go no further" (wording is Wikipedia's). Whether that meant no further territorial claims or no higher level of aggression (war) I'm not sure, though hey, probably the former.

Shortly afterwards, Czechoslovakia capitulated and agreed to the occupation (though of course they had no real choice), and so no invasion in the sense of soldiers coming in and shooting at people, outside of reactions to sporadic and futile acts of Czech heroism, took place. But of course they were unwanted, so it was an invasion in that sense.

The second occupation... err, invasion... was the occupation of rump Czechoslovakia -- the invasion after Hitler "promised not to invade Czechoslovakia," that is, after he signed the Munich agreement. Incidentally there wasn't much for Hitler to invade... err, occupy... this time, as a puppet state had long been instigated in Slovakia, and as far as I lazily understand, about the same time as Occupation #2, Hungary went and took a chunk of the Slovak puppet state, as well as of the formerly-Czechoslovak Carpathian Ruthenia, to the east of Slovakia (i.e. at the opposite end from Czech of the fat sausage that was Czechoslovakia) which had been making its own pitiable attempt at independence.

Anyway. This occupation took place with only sporadic fighting, because this occupation too took place after capitulation by the Czech (this time) leadership. But yes, I guess you would have to squint extra-hard to not see this as violating Hitler's "promise to go no further." And in that case, why not just go ahead and call it an invasion. But... try to squint that extra mile!

Rabidsheep · 1 year

Should have run hitler over anyway.

ohhhyeahhh · 1 year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRS41-7MTSs

Super hans gets me every fucking time. Damn I love him.

bibowski · 1 year

best show ever.

matamou · 1 year

Brilliant line. I love Peep Show.. as a matter of fact I'd like to do a re-watch of the complete series!!

irascible · 1 year

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW.

DapperGent · 1 year

It's like a moral decision except not really because no one will find out.

HerrVonStrahlen · 1 year

How thick is wall?

DanGarf · 1 year

Great job Jeremy.

thisformihold · 1 year

More people need to know about the awesomeness that is Peep Show.

Mason888 · 1 year

Peep Show and Magicians, just awesome.

Lassig · 1 year

the video

Lazook · 1 year

"Frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality."

WeeSleekit · 1 year

Does anyone know the episode where Mark says to Jez whilst eating cereal...'when are you going to realize Jez, Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't accept reality'?

My mate told me about it but i've never been able to find the episode.

LookSomethingShiny · 1 year

Why isn't this airing on BBC America? I love these guys.

ResidentGinger · 1 year

Jez: Mark! You've got to toughen up. This is the 21st century. You've seen Mad Max haven't you. That's what's going to happen!

Mark: Mad Max is not necessarily going to happen.

Jez: Oh sure, mate. You live in your Hitchhikers' Guide world where you wander around in your dressing gown and have a nice cup of tea

calebb · 1 year

The entirety of Peep Show could be screen captioned everyday and make it to the front page. That's how brilliant it is.

robotwarlord · 1 year

American people: you are late to the party.

kieranthethoams · 1 year

I read this in their voices.

RecordExchange · 1 year

kid reminds me of scott tenorman.

slotbadger · 1 year

Mark: Oh my God, you didn't?! You fucked her! Jeremy, you need chemical castration, you're out of control! That's Sophie's mother!

Jez: She's hot.

Mark: She's not out of Hollyoaks, Jeremy, she probably had a ration book! Oh you're a piece of work aren't you? I'm down the pub putting the hours in with the dad, and you're back at the house banging the mum! That is not a good impression!

Jez: I dunno, I think I made a pretty good impression.

Mark: Jeremy, please, don't smile like that. You're not James Bond, you're disgusting.

Jez: I am James Bond.

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