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[–]Killbunny90210 4 points5 points ago

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I found an abandoned mineshaft at the bottom of a ravine.

It went down into a huge network of rails.

PLEASE HELP I AM SO FUCKING LOST

[–]SlappytheNinja[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Always lay your torches on one side of the cave! That way, you'll be able to tell the way out.

[–]PSquid 1 point2 points ago

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Make it the left, so on the way out, they're on the right (right == returning, if you need a mnemonic).

[–]archon286 3 points4 points ago

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Dig up. =D

[–]vawksel 0 points1 point ago

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I gave up on trying to find my way out of caves, even with putting torches on one side, I get lost.

So, I just dig a mineshaft out, grab the map, and head home. Kind makes the adventure aspect of cave spelunking less exciting I guess.

[–]fazaden 11 points12 points ago

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Wasn't this on /r/Minecraft 3 days ago?

[–]SirHerpOfDerp 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, yes it was.

[–]RyanXM 16 points17 points ago

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He must have been in the cave system for at least three days then...

[–]SlappytheNinja[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I tried to search for it. I knew it'd been posted a bunch of times in different subreddits with different contexts, but I couldn't find it here.

[–]2one3studio 7 points8 points ago

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Well it's the first time I've seen it and I got a good laugh out of it.

[–]SirHerpOfDerp 0 points1 point ago

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Somehow I don't think 45 minute is long enough for something to be considered a repo-

Don't worry I know exactly what you mean now

[–]MnBran6 1 point2 points ago

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And the front page. Titled something like "How I feel when I wake up from a mid day nap"

[–]Tyranicide 2 points3 points ago

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What repost is it?

[–]flying-sheep 5 points6 points ago

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jumanji?

[–]mikfly 4 points5 points ago

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First time I've seen this - gave me a laugh.

[–]natsupatsu 1 point2 points ago

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That is if you manage to get out. I'm impressed that my Steve hasn't turned into some kind of cave based human subspecies yet.

[–]wisdumcube 1 point2 points ago

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The zombies are the Steves that never made it out before they turned.

[–]natsupatsu 0 points1 point ago

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Is this my destiny? D:

[–]SlappytheNinja[S] 1 point2 points ago

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This joke isn't beaten to death at all, what are you people talking about?

[–]stibbaW 5 points6 points ago

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The neckbeards... my guess anyway.

[–]bobyhey123 0 points1 point ago

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How I feel when I go to r/minecraft and see a repost

FUCK