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[–]myself101 248 points249 points ago

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He's like an Indian Marty McFly.

[–]AtomicDog1471 244 points245 points ago

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Mahatma McFly

[–]saadakhtar 80 points81 points ago

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It's GANDHI, not Ghandi.. oh ok.

[–]gaog 1 point2 points ago

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same thing, not as cool as Benny Lava

[–]a_random_username 18 points19 points ago*

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I was about to come in here and say "Nuh UH! Mahatma means 'father!' I don't think he's that old." ...but I'm sort of wrong:

Gandhi is often referred to as Mahatma ([məɦaːt̪maː]; Sanskrit: महात्मा mahātmā or "Great Soul," an honorific first applied to him by Rabindranath Tagore). (wikipedia)

Still, it's an honorific... sort of like calling him "McFly-sama" in Japanese.

TL;DR: Your joke is funny and I over-think things.

[–]lockerton 5 points6 points ago

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I have been resisting my inner grammar Nazi for an hour on reddit. But I am too weak to resist now: YOUR. Sorry.

[–]HardCorwen 10 points11 points ago

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YOU ARE JOKE.

[–]Hand_Sanitizer3000 1 point2 points ago

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Mahatma Patel-Mcfly

[–]Electrorocket 1 point2 points ago

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Calvin Kahn

[–]ivix 29 points30 points ago

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You got a real attitude problem McFly.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 5 points6 points ago

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You're a slacker!

[–]janoo1989 2 points3 points ago

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you remind me of your father when he went here, he was a slacker too.

[–]gligoran 322 points323 points ago

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Sadly teachers at our school never left the classroom door open.

[–][deleted] 319 points320 points ago

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Fuck, ours locked the doors. "Isnt that a fire hazard?" "10 days detention, any other questions or concerns about your health?"

[–]Boldor 250 points251 points ago

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That's retarded on many levels.

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points ago

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Oh, I know. I developed a plan to use their body as one of those hammers you use to break glass so I could jump out the window. If there was a fire..yeah.

[–]nothingtoworryabout 69 points70 points ago*

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Reminds of an urban legend about the Russian air force where an old helicopter flight mechanic was too lazy (and probably had a major hangover) to bring himself a parachute (long walk to the heli and back and also parachutes are heavy) and so told the rest of the crew that when needed, he will stay behind as the last man. He went to sleep during the flight, so others decided to prank him by simulating engine failure and so the captain told him 'See you' (or something like that). So the mechanic knocked out the captain with a crowbar (causing lots of injuries), grabbed the last parachute from him and dived from a few meters high into the air field concrete (also causing lots of injuries). Hilarity ensued...

Some guys are translating lots of stories like this from bigler.ru (a Russian military veteran website) and most of the stories like this in the Russian military are related to various substances containing alcohol (especially spirit, as it was used as a cleaning agent in airplanes and for electronics).

[–]Heliun 7 points8 points ago

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Where can I find these translations?

[–]zburdsal 19 points20 points ago

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Well I would guess bigler.ru?

[–]tsk05 1 point2 points ago*

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and most of the stories like this in the Russian military are related to various substances containing alcohol

You know how outside of Russia, it is a common joke theme that Russian people drink too much? It's also a joke inside of Russia. A very very common one. (That is why most Russian jokes involve drinking: it's a common topic that Russians joke about, especially the theme that Russian people are all drunks).

[–]Punkwasher 1 point2 points ago

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Cosmonauts are allowed to bring vodka into space. Only reasonable if you ask me. Now if I could spark up a doob on the ISS... maaaaan... that would be tops!

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[–]Hop_Slam 22 points23 points ago

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[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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Depends on what dinosaur.

T-Rex: Throw a vibrator at the teacher and run as the rex is eating them.

Spitterthingy: Use teacher as shield.

Raptor: Use teacher as bait and then die gloriously in battle.

[–]Goldcut 24 points25 points ago

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There are only so many occasions in which it is appropriate to throw a vibrator at a teacher.

[–]Ruscour 7 points8 points ago

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Sadly, I think I've seen most occasions recorded on video.

[–]Th3Marauder 33 points34 points ago

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... So let me get this straight.

T-Rex: Throw a vibrator at the teacher and run as the rex is eating them.

... Bit more.

T-Rex: Throw a vibrator at the teacher and run

... Bit more.

Throw a vibrator at the teacher

... One more time?

Throw a vibrator

What the fuck?

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[–]Dennovin 44 points45 points ago

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This kills the teacher.

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[–]ocularserpent 30 points31 points ago

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Their vision is based on movement. A vibrator continually moves, thus drawing the attention of the T-Rex to the person holding it, in this case the teacher.

Seems like a perfectly reasonable plan.

[–]dlpwillywonka 34 points35 points ago

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Show of hands. How many people bring vibrators to school?

[–]tohsimas135 98 points99 points ago

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[–]OleDaneBoy 1 point2 points ago

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Both of my hands are occupied with the vibrator, but I agree

[–]iRideDragons 7 points8 points ago

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When the first Jurassic Park came out, it was thought to be true. By the time the third came out it was proved wrong. I don't know how, but it was. That's why in the third someone says "Shouldn't we just stay still?" and Dr. Grant says "No, that's just a myth" Or something like that.

[–]Binerexis 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck the third Jurassic Park film in the face. Hard.

[–]Essar 10 points11 points ago

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Except for the fact that merely being stated in Jurassic Park does not make something true.

[–]dschneider 12 points13 points ago

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EVERYTHING IN JURASSIC PARK IS TRUE

[–]faceforradio 5 points6 points ago

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non-believer!

[–]bbrandon987 1 point2 points ago

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Jurassic Park completely lied about raptors.. Look it up, Raptors were actually the size of roosters and didn't even hunt in packs...

[–]sprucenoose 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what setting you're using it on, but a vibrator doesn't usually "move", it vibrates.

[–]chondrichthyes 1 point2 points ago

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Except not exactly. That idea was used for the film because there are some reptiles that do 'see' via movement, so since it was unknown in T Rex they extrapolated. Now we suspect that T Rex likely had very good binocular eyesight (based on examining the position of the eye socket bones relative to the skull) and therefore probably good depth perception.

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist 13 points14 points ago

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There's an easy solution to that... Just open the door and get on the floor.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Everybody would be "walking the dinosaur" then, so to speak, signifying their domestication. I think in this hypothetical example we are talking about wild dinosaurs, friend.

We'll have to go back to the drawing board i'm afraid, sigh...

[–]Ruscour 4 points5 points ago

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That song is now in my head. I hope you're proud of yourself.

[–]biteableniles 24 points25 points ago

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My wife's a teacher. She's required to shut and lock her door during class to prevent people who intend to harm the students from getting into the classroom. In addition, we live in close proximity to several refineries that not-commonly-but-sometimes have chemical leaks which can require the doors be closed and the classroom isolated.

[–]milkycratekid 34 points35 points ago

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in the ghetto, in the ghetto...

[–]thecatinabox 15 points16 points ago

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I worked at an oil refinery, where we had a "major emergency alarm" for the event of a chemical leak or terrorist attack.

Even we had a policy of leaving all doors unlocked - closed, yes, but unlocked - in case of fire.

[–]biteableniles 6 points7 points ago

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Well, the school policy is to lock from the outside, but the doors can always be opened from the inside.

[–]syuk 6 points7 points ago

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can the doors be opened from the inside by anyone or just teach?

what if the assailants are in the room already?

not doubting you at all but it sounds simply horrendous. Is it some kind of behaviour modification maybe - it does sound so horrible.

[–]biteableniles 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone can open from the inside, the point is to keep others out, not students in.

The assumption is that the assailants are not in the room. I don't know what options there are for securing a room assuming the assailant is in the room, but I would assume they would be too unreasonable to implement in everyday classes.

Nobody goes around thinking "closing the door to keep the potential attackers out," they're not living in fear of it happening. It's just a small thing that can help prevent the one-in-a-million without significantly impacting...well, anything.

[–]syuk 5 points6 points ago

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thanks for explaining, I am English and old so the school system will have changed even here beyond what I can remember.

the assailant is in the room, but I would assume they would be too unreasonable to implement in everyday classes.

Don't they have body scanners to look for knives and guns in some parts of the US that students may be carrying, or was that all a load of rubbish?

[–]infested999 3 points4 points ago

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But if anyone would knock pn the door she would probably open it anyway.

[–]zelf0gale 2 points3 points ago

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It isn't a fire hazard if the door is only locked from the outside, like at every school I've ever heard of or been to.

[–]chrisd93 5 points6 points ago

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ours are only locked from the outside, and our walls are about as thin as cardboard. this kid tripped and his head fell through the wall.

[–]ScottCarmichael 1 point2 points ago

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And was I alone or did ANYONE ELSE EVER TAKE CLASSES WHERE ATTENDANCE WAS TAKEN!?!

Geez Reddit. This crap don't happen in real-life.

[–]robotuprising 567 points568 points ago

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A college professor, especially one who lectures heavily, wouldn't give a fuck if you were late. Ever.

[–]scythus 345 points346 points ago

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Or if you had to leave mid-lecture.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 327 points328 points ago

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Or if you didn't go at all.

[–]azwethinkweizm 87 points88 points ago

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I'm sure they don't care but at my university, six absences gets you dropped from the class.

[–]timxc800 164 points165 points ago

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They take attendance at your university?

[–]tramster 60 points61 points ago

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Most are required to for financial aid reasons. IIRC you have to attend 75% of classes if you are receiving government aid.

[–]Vectoor 9 points10 points ago

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Huh, I just have to pass 80% of my courses, they couldn't care less if I went to every lecture.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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That's still a ridiculously small number. I wish I could show up to work 75% of the time and still get paid for all of it!

[–]ShAd0wS 54 points55 points ago

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you aren't paying to go to work though, colleges really don't give a fuck whether you show up or not for the most part cuz they aren't losing anything.

[–]maciakl 4 points5 points ago

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Here is the thing - when you are teaching a gen-ed requirement that most students think is pointless and useless it is easy to get very lousy attendance. I taught a basic "fluency in technology" (aka computers & applications for non science/cs majors) and it was extremely difficult to keep students interested in the subject. Most people couldn't care less about the topics covered in class - they think they know enough about technology to get by, and anything they do not know is useless to them. They are just there to fulfill their gen-end requirement and get those 3 credits and get out.

If you tell this crowd you don't care about attendance, majority of them just won't show up. And it really shows since the size of my class is usually capped at 30 (the number of stations in the computer lab). When more than a half of your students are missing every week that sort of reflects badly on you with the administration. They want to see warm bodies in the seats.

So yeah, attendance is mandatory and you get penalized for missing classes.

That said, if you are coming in late or leaving early, I wouldn't say anything.

[–]EatingSteak 1 point2 points ago

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At least here in the US, the vast majority of Universities (public and private alike) leave it up to the professor's discretion. I've had a lot of classes where attendance was taken and a number where it wasn't.

Bottom line: Your professor's going to know which faces and names are familiar, and which ones only show up around quiz/exam time.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 28 points29 points ago

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They used to treat us like adults at my alma mater.

[–]Brettersson 11 points12 points ago

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My school does it too, its because of financial aid fraud happening a lot, they want to make sure everyone is actually showing up

[–]mashingthekeys 5 points6 points ago

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You really think your profs take attendance of every 150+ student lecture they do on a daily basis?

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[–]DC2600 8 points9 points ago

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They could use clickers, those make it easy to tell who is there.

[–]exdigguser147 37 points38 points ago

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they make it easy to tell which people got the shaft and got stuck bringing 5 clickers to lecture

FTFY

[–]jabokiebean 15 points16 points ago

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undergrad laziness will always find a way to trump attendance. Besides the whole point of college is to learn how to teach yourself. Who cares if somebody doesn't attend a lecture as long as s/he does the work and performs well on the exams.

[–]noodleIncident 1 point2 points ago

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Pay $40 for $2 of circuitry and plastic, assembled in Thailand? Yes please!

[–]aleatoric 1 point2 points ago*

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I had a professor who handed out those numbered prize tickets at his large lectures, usually about midway through during a break. After class you had to log into a web portal to enter the code on the ticket to verify your attendance.

[–]Lystrodom 1 point2 points ago

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I've had classes with an attendance code the teacher wrote on the board, and you had to put it in online. Also, my largest class was like 30 people.

[–]yohanb 1 point2 points ago

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I vaguely remember my university having a rule similar to that too. In reality it's bullshit because in five years I've never seen a teacher check attendance. They don't care. A few teachers cared about people arriving late, or leaving mid-class. Not because they cared about us, but because it could be pretty distracting, depending on the room configuration (e.g. doors in the front).

[–]farfromfinland 1 point2 points ago

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Shit that's a lot. At UNCC its 4. That's in the small classes where they take attendance. Only a lunatic would take attendance in huge freshman lecture classes.

[–]skaterape 15 points16 points ago

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Tell that to Dr. Penisbrain. I skipped class yesterday and he sent me this passive-aggressive email about "your absence was duly noted." Bitch, I need my sleep.

[–]CSec064 24 points25 points ago

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"your notation was promptly deleted, and not a fuck was given."

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 7 points8 points ago

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Preaching to the choir, everyone knows Doc Penis brain is a cunt.

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[–]sequentious 36 points37 points ago

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I know a few folks from India that really do well in business here (Canada). I think I've finally found why: School is so restrictive there that professional life here is a walk in the park in comparison!

Folks from North America have the opposite challenge. "Wait, you want me to show up at 8? ugh, fine. Wait, every day?"

[–]feetinthesand 1 point2 points ago

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When my dad was a med school prof. he would take attendance at the beginning of class and at the end.

[–]iosBeatsAndroid 19 points20 points ago

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This attitude is something that differs quite heavily between countries. In India, the origin of this ad, attendance in college classes is considered mandatory. Professors take extreme offense to ditching, coming late, or leaving early.

[–]verisimilarity 30 points31 points ago

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Entering late can disturb the class, so they sometimes care.

[–]wauter 9 points10 points ago

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We had one that didn't like to be interrupted even by the door opening and person just quietly taking a seat so he didn't let anybody in after class started.

[–]inb4shitstorm 13 points14 points ago

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Except this ad was made in India. You have no idea how Indian college professors are like.

[–]phormality 3 points4 points ago

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I had a couple that were dicks about it, but generally they treated people like grown ups and didn't give a shit.

[–]cannonball1895 7 points8 points ago

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treated people like grown ups

It's nice when this happens...

[–]lhk91 6 points7 points ago

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Not true, a lot don't like late students disrupting the class by entering, breaking concentration and trains of though.

[–]nixcamic 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe they care in India?

[–]Rooster10 1 point2 points ago

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Speak for yourself, I've had plenty of professors who are big om attendance and not being late.

[–]rubaisport 165 points166 points ago

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Here is the youtube version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RQuNvJHpVs

[–]DoWhile 52 points53 points ago*

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Mentos - The Freshmaker Diet Coke Mixer

Also, here is the same commercial, in English

[–]JesusRollerBlading 26 points27 points ago

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I like the Rrrribaaaaaaaaaaaaa at the end.

[–]Xenc 1 point2 points ago

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The frame at the end is priceless.

[–]utcursch 22 points23 points ago*

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[–]MananWho 2 points3 points ago

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This one was pretty funny as well.

[–]orangepotion 1 point2 points ago

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Those are cool.

[–]Semirhage 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cheeeeeese 1 point2 points ago

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thanks for the video. my phone doesnt support gifs. posting the video version in comments , if available, should be standard practice

[–]back-in-black 1173 points1174 points ago

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That was great until some redditor pasted a trollface all over it in the last few frames. Ruined.

[–]jugglenaut 72 points73 points ago

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The troll face is the only reason I downvoted the original post.

[–]desimusxvii[!] 64 points65 points ago

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You should explain why it is ruined though..

I think trollface has become so overly used and abused no one here even remembers the original meaning.

Trolling must have a victim.. and ANGRY victim. And the person doing the trolling must be receiving great joy from this anger.

No one is angry in this gif. No one is greatly amused by anger.

No trolling occurred.

[–]speed22 11 points12 points ago

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Well, no shit. People from f7u12 are the ones who upvoted this, as they are the ones who ruin the faces' meanings with their overuse.

[–]clouds12 2 points3 points ago

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And of course the f7u12 people are the ones to downvote you, figures.

[–]bufordt 8 points9 points ago

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Trollface = Automatic Down Vote

[–]Benjaphar 117 points118 points ago

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And felt the need to make it a gif. Double whammy.

[–]theunderscoreguy 176 points177 points ago

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I am a fan of gifs, I like many other Redditors look at Reddit in work where we are unable to play streaming media.

I like how they make short video clips accessible to all.

[–]EntityDamage 24 points25 points ago

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I'm with you, If I could vote for this....oh wait.

[–]a__o 4 points5 points ago

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I would reply, but I'm on vacation.

[–]UncalledFor 335 points336 points ago

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But I like gifs :(

[–]mustasj 25 points26 points ago

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Please tell me there is a subreddit just for AD gifs

[–]disc2k 31 points32 points ago

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Adult diaper gifs?

[–]Lemon1412 55 points56 points ago

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Depends.

[–]Disgruntled__Goat 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Vert1go 30 points31 points ago

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A lot of redditors won't even click on a link if it is a youtube video. It's not karma whoring, but a means to get the shit you want seen, well, seen.

[–]LardLad00 4 points5 points ago

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I am one of those redditors. My connection is slow and it's never worth the wait.

[–]stanfan114 12 points13 points ago

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Mentos: the freshmaker.

[–]lolwutpear 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, now I remember where I've seen this. We can just post old commercials for karma now? I call dibs on the Sun Fizz commercial.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Would've been better if he'd have used one them newfangled sound gifs I keep reading about.

[–]Haaska 116 points117 points ago

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Did you have to add that trollface in the end?..

[–]DDDowney 45 points46 points ago

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Kind of ruined it, didn't it?

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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It's really not even any variation of "trolling." A little clever, but not trolling.

[–]Tiltheend 320 points321 points ago

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He's gonna get laid tonight.

[–]quitenewhere 267 points268 points ago

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Unlike you.

[–]catfacem3n 183 points184 points ago

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Challenge accepted.

[–]Antrikshy 130 points131 points ago

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Video proof is demanded.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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HAH "my first ever girlfirend!!! VIDEOTAPE!!"

[–]shriek 9 points10 points ago

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RONNIE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GET OFF THAT VACUUM CLEANER!!

[–]daschande 2 points3 points ago

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I told you not to interrupt me when I'm cleaning my room!

[–]bakedbrown 1 point2 points ago

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RONNIE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GET OFF THAT VACUUM CLEANER!!

RAHN WHY DJOU GOTTA CHOOSE THAT CLEENAH OVAH ME? FTFY.

[–]HyruleanHero1988 1 point2 points ago

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But... That's actually what I did.... Is it wrong?

[–]SolidSquid 68 points69 points ago

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IAMA New start at a porn company AMA

[–]Azzk1kr 67 points68 points ago

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You are a new start at a porn company?

[–]Blurk 80 points81 points ago

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His mom said he could be anything, so he became a new start at a porn company.

[–]baccart 24 points25 points ago

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No, a new comer

[–]Mateoheo 11 points12 points ago

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Don't blow it

[–]Se7en_Sinner 9 points10 points ago

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A fluffer?

[–]GoodMusicTaste 1 point2 points ago

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It went okay.

[–]Lloronita 5 points6 points ago

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He's going to sing a duet with and get passionately embraced by a girl in a wet sari tonight.

FTFY

[–]ipunished 15 points16 points ago

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This has been taken from an advertisement of Mentos.. here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_-6-PQpWP8

translation:

in first part..

This is a normal life..

teacher looks at him and says, are you coming in now? GET OUT!

in the second part..

This is mentos life

teacher looks back.. where are you going? Sit down

[–]obsa 31 points32 points ago

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Troll face ruins it.

[–]kumarldh 16 points17 points ago

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So an Indian advertisement not only makes it to front page of reddit but also as the number one.

[–]pdinc 22 points23 points ago

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I'll have to give this a Thums Up.

[–]JamesClerkMaxwell 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, works if your teacher is partially deaf.

[–]CrouchPotato 7 points8 points ago

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This is from the Indian ad for Mentos. Original ad is here :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RQuNvJHpVs

[–]verisimilarity 18 points19 points ago

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Every single comment is about how university professors wouldn't care, disregarding possible cultural differences between the US and India just to feel superior to those still in high school.

[–]KibblesnBitts 3 points4 points ago

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Ha! Like I ever look that good when running late to class....or ever.....

[–]TheScrooge 4 points5 points ago

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all i was thinking while watching this: "IIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

[–]kavorka2 41 points42 points ago

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Terribly uninteresting but the chick is darn cute

[–]I_LOVE_DOWNVOTES- 50 points51 points ago

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You should really visit India. The culture has changed quite a bit and the women make an effort to look like models before they walk out the house.

[–]ari-mulagu 58 points59 points ago

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Hard to know if you are being sarcastic here.

[–]milleniamisc 85 points86 points ago

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As an Indian, I feel like I should make a comment. Girls in India come in 2 forms. 70% of them are hideous, they make no effort to clean up. The other 30% are drop dead fucking gorgeous like whoa.

[–]ari-mulagu 36 points37 points ago

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Been in India for a month now. It bugs me that only pale looking, hairless Indian men are considered hot here. I'm pretty sure this standard exists for women too. From what i hear, in my great-grandmothers' time, these people were considered sickly anomalies. There are plenty of good looking indian men, if only they didn't feel the need to use "fair and lovely for men".

[–]milleniamisc 32 points33 points ago

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The skin color discrimination is ridiculous. People are extremely closed minded and racist even among their own Nationality. It's the only part of my nationality makes me ashamed. Having lived in the states for the past 10 years though, I wasn't raised in that mindset, so when I go visit family there, I find both darker and lighter girls equally attractive

[–]Markuss69 5 points6 points ago

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Well they do love downvotes.

[–]kavorka2 10 points11 points ago

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Sounds great except I'd probably need to visit without my wife, or at least point at her and scream "Pakistani terrorist" and run when the plane landed.

[–]defective 11 points12 points ago

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A lot of people are going on about how their professors wouldn't give a crap if they were late. I went to one school, a private one, where we would be failed if we missed a couple of classes. We'd have some sort of embarrassment if we came late, in addition to having to knock on the door. Occasionally, knockers would be completely ignored.

Of course this is the same teacher that once, after the majority of the class did poorly on an exam (like 30 of the 40 in first-semester Bio for Majors got F's before curve) made all those with raw F's fill out a time sheet for a whole week with every activity they did in their lives. Then, she personally reviewed the sheet and told them what they could stop doing to make room for studying biology. That was a fun class.

[–]TheDentite 30 points31 points ago

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The rest of us went to colleges for grown ups.

[–]cannonball1895 2 points3 points ago

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Wow. That teacher has some ego. I don't know what I would've done had I been forced to take that class...

[–]TheBigBomma 11 points12 points ago

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The teachers at my uni seem resigned to the fact that I'll never be on time, so they just dont say anything.

[–]theFilther 28 points29 points ago

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The teachers are gonna get paid whether or not students are late.

[–]Reddicator 13 points14 points ago

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This may destroy your concept of school,

but professors do not care whether you live or die as long as they aren't the ones cleaning up the mess.

[–]AllCutUpOn 6 points7 points ago

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I had one biochem professor that cared a little; I'm certain he would have preferred to see us dead. Didn't go to a lot of office hours that quarter.

[–]cubanjew 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't this from a mentos commercial?

[–]okalas 2 points3 points ago

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Surely it's worse to be caught attempting to escape the class early than to turn up late. At last the latter shows an intent to learn. The former is just fucking rude.

[–]Bramsey89 2 points3 points ago

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I'd rather get in trouble for being late than try to leave early...

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 2 points3 points ago

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This is an ad from Mentos I believe.

[–]FusionX 2 points3 points ago

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This is an advertisement, which aired 2 years back in India.

[–]cloud4197 2 points3 points ago

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Any school I went to:

Shit you get for getting up and just walking out in the middle of a class = (Shit you get for being late x 100)

[–]trammel11 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Vyder 4 points5 points ago

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This is originally from an Indian ad for Mentos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYcPhgot540

The first time round the narrator says "This is normal life", and the second time around he says "This is life on Mentos". The tag line basically translates to "Turn on the light bulb in your head"...sounds much catchier in Hindi.

Yes, Indian ads are great :)

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 16 points17 points ago

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This is cute, except most college classes in a lecture hall don't take attendance. Sleep in if you want to sleep in, it's not the professor's job to babysit.

[–]summerteeth 30 points31 points ago

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I thought of that as well, but then I assumed it was high schoolers being played by people way too old.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 6 points7 points ago

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Like the OC... or any show on TV that's supposed to portray teenagers.

[–]Lemon1412 1 point2 points ago

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It's called Dawson Casting.

[–]certaincharm 17 points18 points ago

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Actually, most colleges in India have pretty strict attendance rules. My college, you need to go to 80% of classes or you can't take finals. Sucks balls.

[–]inb4shitstorm 2 points3 points ago

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most college classes outside Asia

[–]veritasgj 7 points8 points ago*

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"dimag ki batti jala de" lol apparently that's the hindi catchphrase for mentos commercials in india

[–]Isunova 8 points9 points ago

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That means "light the fire to your imagination."

[–]Antrikshy 5 points6 points ago

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Not word by word, but you convey the meaning.

[–]daimoneu 1 point2 points ago

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At first I thought the student would pull some kind of Braid trick on the prof.

[–]trammel11 1 point2 points ago

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This is from an Indian TV ad.

[–]Reactions 1 point2 points ago

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Oooold.

[–]ThatEvilGuy 1 point2 points ago

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I thought you were going to post this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g7VoRQPswg

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Why is every comment here about college professors not caring about lateness when this more resembles a high school setting?

[–]Gormae 1 point2 points ago

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How many people in school post on reddit? Should I retire to a College+ forum?

[–]Franholio 1 point2 points ago

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Could have sworn this was from the movie "Three Idiots."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Where is this from?

[–]zhunterzz 1 point2 points ago

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not enough space in the for it to spool, unless you turn it sideways, but even then, studs would have to be spread out to accomidate. Cant repair it if it gets stuck either.

[–]fswizz 1 point2 points ago

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They finally got Mentos in India?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cRlLXr3t60

[–]missfrenchpress 1 point2 points ago

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Wouldn't you rather be late than seen trying to leave the lecture?

[–]darth_aardvark 1 point2 points ago

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why is that trollface needed in any way

[–]headless_bourgeoisie 1 point2 points ago

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So all I need to do to get laid is show up late for class? Damn, that's easy!

[–]peanutbut 1 point2 points ago

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It is from THIS video : Mentos advertisement in INDIA, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RQuNvJHpVs

[–]MerelyIndifferent 1 point2 points ago

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Professor doesn't turn around. You look like a complete idiot.