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[–]SirRosie 14 points15 points ago

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I've started enjoying alcoholism again. I mean why not?

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[–]IAmDrinkingJameson 10 points11 points ago

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Sorry about your karma, bud. But yeah. You just can't be doing that.

[–]Prolefeed_Generator 5 points6 points ago

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you done fucked up

[–]ipoopmypantsonpurpos 14 points15 points ago

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psst, you're not supposed to do that.

[–]emptyvoices 5 points6 points ago*

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Rule 1 of CA: Do not talk about CA

[–]neversweat -1 points0 points ago

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Rule #2: wait, what?

[–]bazhip 8 points9 points ago

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Go fuck yourself.

[–]MegiddoAGoGo 11 points12 points ago

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If you plug CA, you are, by definition, not a fucking part of CA.

[–]yesdamnit 4 points5 points ago*

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Um. . . . DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!!

Edit: thank you

[–]lexypher 2 points3 points ago

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What would happen if she said "Yes"?

[–]Lust4FakeTitsandTats 7 points8 points ago

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I hear this in Sterling Archer's voice.

[–]scuba7183 1 point2 points ago

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THURSDAY

[–]ThePriceIsRight 5 points6 points ago

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Sadly i see this image once a day on reddit.

[–]MuffCrusher87 2 points3 points ago

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Too bad Wolverine can't get drunk because of his mutant powers.

[–]preske 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mrbroom 1 point2 points ago

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Not the case. His healing factor has nothing to do with intoxication - the state of being drunk isn't directly damaging your body tissues, and even if it were, he'd still be drunk - his body would just be repairing the damage while he stayed drunk. In any case the writers override any science explanation, real or made-up: Wolverine has had recurring problems with alcohol abuse. At times he's a dude who likes a beer now and then. Other times he's drinking the pain away and alienating his friends. Depends on who's driving.

[–]alchemeron 3 points4 points ago*

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His healing factor has nothing to do with intoxication

Sorry, but that's wholly inaccurate. He can get drunk, but he has to drink a lot more in order to maintain the buzz. Wolverine's healing factor will more quickly metabolize all drugs/substances, not just alcohol. Anesthetic, paralytics, you name it.

The only hero I know that flat-out can't get drunk is Superman (though I'm sure there are others to which I'm unaware or have never seen drink). Alcohol has absolutely zero effect on him.

[–]Ididerus 0 points1 point ago

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not really comic heros, but the people from Ghost in the Shell could get plastered at work, then turn their metabolite factories on to process the booze out if they got a call. Now that's a super-power, well, it would be if you could save that alcohol and get re-drunk as soon as you found out it was a false alarm

[–]mrbroom -2 points-1 points ago*

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It's not wholly inaccurate - that comic was the first ever to address the idea, and that was recent. Prior to that they had him get drunk just like a regular person. A few years from now when someone else writes a drinking Wolverine story and doesn't feel like making Logan drink 3 times what everyone else does, he/she'll just have him share a bottle with the Thing or Hawkeye or whoever and they'll all get drunk. Marvel canon, unlike DC canon, is an accretive process; they keep what they want to and ignore what they don't.

[–]alchemeron 2 points3 points ago*

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Please don't backtrack. You were wrong, I even pulled out a panel from memory that I already had online, and you're trying to qualify it. That wasn't the first-ever depiction of Wolverine's healing factor slowing down a binge (Wikipedia cites a reference for Wolverine's healing factor helping with binge drinking as early as 1982) and it won't be the last.

You were mistaken, but let's move forward amicably.

edit: added the Wikipedia citation

[–]Obligatorious 0 points1 point ago

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Or something like that.

[–]Molsonite -1 points0 points ago

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FYI it's Bigby Wolf (the Big Bad Wolf) from Fables

[–]mrbroom 1 point2 points ago

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No, that's from an issue of Astonishing X-Men.

[–]RockabillyRich 3 points4 points ago

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And that's why wolverine will always be my hero.

[–]mrbroom 2 points3 points ago

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"I ain't up to anything don't have the word 'beer' in it."

[–]fistingtotheoldies 2 points3 points ago

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i do the same thing but i replaced beer with whiskey and vodka. candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 4 points5 points ago

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[–]gentlebot 5 points6 points ago

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[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 3 points4 points ago*

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It's been around a lot longer than that.

Edit: This is one of the most reposted images on reddit.

[–]casual_shoggoth 1 point2 points ago

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Which one are you?

[–]hunniecristina 1 point2 points ago

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this is a crazy thought here.. but um how about.. both?

[–]godsdog23 1 point2 points ago

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I love this

[–]thebope 0 points1 point ago

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Be easy man.

[–]preske 0 points1 point ago

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wolverine likes his women like his whiskey.

[–]kstub 1 point2 points ago

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TIL that binge drinking is defined as 3 or more drinks in a day... FML

[–]Grizzant 11 points12 points ago*

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no, it isn't. it is 4 or more drinks in a sitting (2 hours) for women and 5 or more drinks in a sitting (2 hours) for men.

http://www.cdc.gov/alcohol/fact-sheets/binge-drinking.htm

So today you learned: more than 2 a day (men) / 1 a day (women) is just defined as heavy drinking as opposed to normal drinking

[–]uptwolait 17 points18 points ago

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5 or more drinks in a sitting (2 hours) for men

This is why I stand up before I order every 5th beer.

[–]knobbodi 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't .08 the legal limit for blood alcohol content? So that means binge drinking apparently = getting drunk.

[–]proggR 1 point2 points ago

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I read the wiki the other day on binge drinking actually. It also says that 10 drinks within 3-4 hours is "industrial binge drinking". Guilty on both accounts. I think that's a relatively loose definition of binge drinking though (the 5 drink one, 10 in 3 hours I could agree with as a form of binging). It has no context of weight, occasion, tolerance, etc.

[–]kstub 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for the info! always good to know my booze facts!

[–]wojosmith 0 points1 point ago

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True but dude I have a very comfy couch and the TV changer in my hand!

[–]fistingtotheoldies 0 points1 point ago

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i do the same thing but i replaced beer with whiskey and vodka. candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

[–]RetlaOge -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Tiqui 0 points1 point ago

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Protip: AA Meetings

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 7 points8 points ago

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Jesus will heal your drinking

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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But if you don't believe in Jesus, that rock over there will work just fine.

[–]targustargus -3 points-2 points ago

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Just because the big book says the program doesn't work without acknowledging a higher power, get this, doesn't mean it is so. Make your higher power a boat battery and work those steps away if you want to. Or a wind turbine. Those are way up high and provide power. Fuckin presto!

I don't get the program hate. If you try it and it doesn't work, you're still a drunk. Which you were before you tried the program. Net loss: zero.

[–]whyimage 2 points3 points ago

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no, you had to attend meetings, and that was time you could've been drunk.

[–]MEGABLOK -1 points0 points ago

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Are you beer?

FTFY

[–]skookybird -2 points-1 points ago

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This picture? Well, not every night, but pretty often.

[–]honky_mcgee -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]bokononpontifex -2 points-1 points ago

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Sadly.. This post.. Every night.

[–]morbiusfan88 -1 points0 points ago

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if that's jubilee, i feel sorry for her, because deep down, wolverine really cares for her.