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[–]ramblerman 13 points14 points ago

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last title was better : "Listen here noob".

[–]gabe_ 0 points1 point ago

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Yup... WAY better.

[–]SweetLeafKush 5 points6 points ago

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Jesus christ... That guy probably fought robot nazis while riding a bear with lazer beam eyes... 0_o

[–]stoneweasel 5 points6 points ago

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We didn't have body armour in my day so we tried to win as many medals as possible. Damn Jerry sniper would have had me if it were not for my Africa Star, blighter dented it something rotten, still it was worse for old Jimmy, the ricochet got him in the leg, nasty scar what what.

[–]AsskickMcGee 1 point2 points ago

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I got this one here for baking.

[–]iSteve 0 points1 point ago

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That's about it. The Soviets handed out medals for everything.

[–]Karlsonn 0 points1 point ago

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How do you know? did you get one?

[–]iSteve 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I did. I was given a hat with 6 medals pinned to it that my sister bought as a souvenir. http://soviet-awards.com/medals7.htm#medal12
There's an Order of Friendship, Order of Personal Courage, Order of Glory, Order of Labor Glory, Order of Mother Heroine, Order of Maternal Glory, etc.

[–]Karlsonn 0 points1 point ago

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what if he was a US soldier wearing a purple heart? Would you say the same thing?

[–]theredbaronx 0 points1 point ago

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"You have much to learn, young padawan."

[–]christballs 0 points1 point ago

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"You'll never survive this war, you ain't got the mettle."

[–]thesmartestidiot 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey, who knows? With lots of hard work and dedication, maybe someday you'll become half as awesome as me."

[–]rocket_propelled_emu 0 points1 point ago

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he's wearing his beret wrong...

[–]Harkani -2 points-1 points ago

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Having a shitload of medals is good. why? because the glare blinds the enemies as well as any flashbang.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder what his back looks like..