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You know it! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]wadeburris 83 points84 points ago

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papa smirf can i lick yo ass?

[–]eatfreely 59 points60 points ago

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Yeah, lick my ass bitch!

[–]papasmurf255 5 points6 points ago

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Excellent.

[–]Firebert010 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah you can lick my ass, bitch!

[–]Jhonnystonehenge 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this vandalized on my college bulletin board too. Is this a meme?

[–]yeropinionman 7 points8 points ago

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What, you didn't want to have that in your google search history?

[–]mattv1 5 points6 points ago

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This gem from way back when

[–]CultofPersonality 0 points1 point ago

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ok, that's enough internet for tonight.

[–]ghostprotocol 0 points1 point ago

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it's a rap song

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 0 points1 point ago

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I'd fuck you up!

[–]Honda_TypeR 0 points1 point ago

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We call that being Smurfed!

[–]hazleapricot 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say this.

[–]I_RAGED_SO_HARD 1 point2 points ago

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You can lick my ass, bitch!

[–]Sir_Walken 58 points59 points ago

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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

[–]dalore 23 points24 points ago

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If he can grow a beard, he has testosterone. Which means he should have a wang.

I bet papa smurf is the only one with a wang though, which would he explain why he is called papa.

[–]Diablo_En_Musica 2 points3 points ago*

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'Cause I see some Smurfettes tonight that should be smurfin' my smurf....

smurf... uh

~Big Papa Smurf

[–]dalore 4 points5 points ago

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I love it when they call me big papa.

[–]Diablo_En_Musica 0 points1 point ago

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Put ya Smurfs in the air, if you's a true Smurf!

[–]TheNightStar 14 points15 points ago

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-Taken from Donnie Darko.

[–]mernen 6 points7 points ago

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Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

[–]Tainster 4 points5 points ago

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Scumbag Smurf expert has never had a blow job

[–]hardc0ded 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote for Donnie Darko reference.

[–]cb43569 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen it a hundred times, but you've just ensured I'm watching this film again tonight.

[–]PinkDevil 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACNqaEkHmE

[–]directive0 0 points1 point ago

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"Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals! "

[–]KriegerSan 0 points1 point ago

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"They have one female servicing a large group of males! That implies a species that lays eggs!"

[–]candafilm 15 points16 points ago

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Blukkake

[–]tabovilla 29 points30 points ago

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Fixed

[–]mikeramey1 5 points6 points ago

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It wasn't this guy.

[–]4starkid21 7 points8 points ago

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I always knew papa smurf was a ladies man.

[–]Jackel 10 points11 points ago

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Dude... Smurf's are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

[–]mernen 8 points9 points ago

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Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

[–]ecafyelims 2 points3 points ago

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Then explain why they were all attracted to Smurfette.

[–]supadupac 2 points3 points ago

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who isn't attracted to Smurfette? :D

[–]Torquemada1970 0 points1 point ago

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So are snails, making them one of the few animals on the planet besides us that have sex purely for fun

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This reminds me of like 14-16 years ago when blue raspberry Blow Pops came out and I ate like five of them a day. Those fucking things are delicious.

[–]ColonelFuckface 0 points1 point ago

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I remember this, bout that I had a gf (we were in junior high) that would suck my cock with one of those, it developed a blue mouth fetish for me. I find this picture to be very hot.

[–]dramattica 2 points3 points ago

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It's shit like this, Papa Smurf...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I just blue myself.

[–]Napalmnewt 2 points3 points ago

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There's probably an arrested development reference around here but I can't seem to think of it.

[–]whaaaaaaaaa 0 points1 point ago

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Let's keep it that way.

[–]Torquemada1970 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like he emptied his smurf.

Right in their mouths.

[–]hal9005 3 points4 points ago

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Relevant Rule 34 will come around to collect this one in 3...2....1

[–]1006_Upside_Down 8 points9 points ago

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Relevant Video NSFW lyrics

[–]jamzzz 3 points4 points ago

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NSFW! http://www.redtube.com/8399

[–]may_be_your_dad 4 points5 points ago

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if it wouldn't have been for the red hats I would have guessed avatar porn

[–]jamzzz 2 points3 points ago

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Watch at 3:00.

[–]may_be_your_dad 6 points7 points ago

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now that's good acting

[–]reid8470 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing to see here.. [continues whistling]

[–]kyz 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.google.com/search?q=papasmurf.swf

[–]CJRamze 1 point2 points ago

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I've been chuckling to myself for about 5 minutes now. People in work must think I'm a bit weird.

[–]shriek 2 points3 points ago

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A little?? Chris, you should really start doing that god damn job of yours and stop giggling like a little girl all the freaking time!!

[–]CJRamze 1 point2 points ago

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You should probably stop following me around.

[–]tama_chan 1 point2 points ago

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Blue poop!

[–]wbeavis 1 point2 points ago

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3g1s

[–]frnzle 1 point2 points ago

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blue curaçao, after smurfing my mouth blue I shat green the next day

[–]ofcourseitsthroaway 1 point2 points ago

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The girl on the left has what appears to be an irritated throat. I'm thinking either allergies or a minor cold, but still, worth checking out. I'd start by ensuring hydration and avoiding allergens. If it doesn't clear up in a week or so a strep culture might be needed.

[–]schoolairplane 1 point2 points ago

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right in the smurfin parking lot? aw that is freakin smurf!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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shut the smurf up!

[–]EVILFISH 1 point2 points ago

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dats racist

[–]Toberoni 1 point2 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/9xAvB.png

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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SMURFED

[–]EnderofDragon 0 points1 point ago

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They got smurfed in the smurf.

[–]ShitBabyPiss 0 points1 point ago

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BRICKED!

[–]Igosuki 0 points1 point ago

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Françaises.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yes, I remember junior high school when stuff like this was funny.

[–]jdlyga 0 points1 point ago

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zack ryder?

[–]drmantistobogen 1 point2 points ago

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Woo woo woo

[–]bemenaker 0 points1 point ago

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I love it when they call me big papa

[–]ebertek 0 points1 point ago

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Blue Powerade does that to my tongue.

[–]BierWiser 0 points1 point ago

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I did this kinda thing to a person's Facebook years ago.
nsfw,
http://i.imgur.com/Lztvw.jpg

[–]MyifanW 0 points1 point ago

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Amazing how context changes a picture.

[–]Stumblin_McBumblin 0 points1 point ago

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That's odd. I was under the impression that Papa Smurf films that gangbang, and then beats off to it later.

[–]Nethius 0 points1 point ago

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It would be better with smurfette instead of papa smurf

[–]crabber338 0 points1 point ago

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Great! Now I'll have blue balls for the rest of the day until I get home!

Thanks a lot!

[–]elastic-craptastic 0 points1 point ago

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I lie to think it was actually brainy that got the action. That's why his name was brainy. Not because he was smart, but because he got brain.(dome/head)

Dammit, now the word brain doesn't seem like a word... brain,brain,brain,brain,brain,brain,brain,brain,brain... nope, not a word anymore.

[–]nrfx 0 points1 point ago

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[9]

[–]KittenKick3r 0 points1 point ago

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Its... puff puff pass. You cleary have had to much.

[–]littleego 0 points1 point ago

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Thats why he's the Boss, "who's yo pappa"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot unsee

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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klingon beer does that .. took me a while to realize this after I went to a trekkie convention in Vegas :)

[–]letsgolizz 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, smurfs don't even have any reproductive organs under their little white pants..

[–]26thandsouth 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love tongues

[–]xSmurf 0 points1 point ago

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I approve of this.

[–]idontknowwhatsleft 0 points1 point ago

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damned Blue Man Groupies..

[–]Muho 0 points1 point ago

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Ol' Dirty Smurf

[–]yeropinionman 0 points1 point ago

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blew man group

[–]phouck 0 points1 point ago

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I think I just blue myself.

[–]psyhogirl -1 points0 points ago

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And that's the way the cookie crumbles :D:D:D:D:D

[–]snipsnip -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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blue valium

[–]frankie_prankster -1 points0 points ago

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smug bastard.

[–]FredL2 -1 points0 points ago

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The smug face is fucking perfect.

[–]firmoolah -1 points0 points ago

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First one can be good at DeepThroat

[–]Supersnazz -1 points0 points ago

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Smurftastic!

[–]isignedupforthis -1 points0 points ago

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That is a lot of smurfs.

[–]karottenfelt -1 points0 points ago

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Rohypnol.

[–]streamingdivx -1 points0 points ago

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bien

[–]theslyder -1 points0 points ago

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I know I'm taking it a little too seriously, but does anyone else get a little annoyed when someone makes the whole "just blew a smurf" joke due to someone's tongue being blue, or having blue stuff on their face?

Primarily because it's done to death, but also in a big part because it's goddamn retarded to think that the color of a smurf's skin would come off onto your tongue and/or face.

It's also stupid to think that smurf-semen would be blue.

[–]bemenaker 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you Buzzy McBuzzkilloton!!

[–]APiousCultist 1 point2 points ago

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Buzz Killington, not Buzz Kilo Ton.

  • Sincerely, the real Buzz Killington

[–]helloimacow -1 points0 points ago

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fixed

p.s. moo

[–]EgoSumAwesome -1 points0 points ago

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Because if you suck a black man's penis your mouth turns black, too.

[–]Malloatze -3 points-2 points ago

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Maybe it was this guy?

DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI

...this makes so much sense now.

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