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[–]ImageBot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]wdafxupgaiz 0 points1 point ago

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dont you mean a few hours ? shit isnt that long.

[–]bitchesloveplazas 0 points1 point ago

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SPEECHLESS

[–]Rudy69 0 points1 point ago

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Happens to me too if I have to sleep for a few hours

[–]tvc221 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like he

JIZZED IN HIS PANTS

[–]CleanBaldy 0 points1 point ago

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Did you know that Cookie Monster has never eaten a real cookie? They used rice cakes painted like cookies, since chocolate, butter and oil would damage his puppet. Rice cakes were used, because they crumble really well on camera.

[–]rwgordon 0 points1 point ago

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I just saw three reposts in a row, this is out of hand. You people are just ugly on the inside. You're totally out of control. You're a hater. Don't even look at me, don't look my way.

[–]CaveRape -3 points-2 points ago

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Interesting that your just coming back to Reddit seeing this was posted 5 hours ago...

http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/kcc65/when_i_find_awesome_food_at_8/

[–]justarunner[S] 0 points1 point ago

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...Yea, cause I browse trees?

Feel free to view all my posts ever and see if I've ever said anything in trees.