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[–]Pandalism 148 points149 points ago*

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Don't forget to include a good backstory, like "My girlfriend died from cancer yesterday. These are the offspring of the cat she rescued from the burning World Trade Center on 9/11."

[–]EwanG 6 points7 points ago

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So tempted to submit a post that said something like:

"Help Pandalism Out - His Girlfriend died yesterday but not before raising the cat she rescued from the WTC to have Kittens - Upvote to show him you care"

But that would be Karma Whoring and Taking Advantage of a Fellow Redditor. I suppose I could add in the comments that your girlfriend played Annie in Community before dying in a freak sex-related accident while trying to kill Hitler... but that would be bad too... :-)

Feel free to let me know other memes this would violate.

[–]spankr 350 points351 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

source: karmadecay

[–]mattlohkamp 9 points10 points ago

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see all those other people were doing it wrong obviously. just look how many more upvotes op is getting.

[–]AdamLynch 60 points61 points ago

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Everything this guy posts is a repost.

I've lost hope in humanity.

[–]thebest45 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, kittens. I love kittens.

[–]white17509[S] 43 points44 points ago*

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It was a joke to my wife about how people on Reddit who repost and karma whore get tons of upvotes and original content doesn't. I didn't think it would actually work.

EDIT: I did not take this from Reddit, It may have been posted here before but I did not see it. I actually got it from TFD's random image generator.

[–]BoomHedshot 90 points91 points ago

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Didn't mention 9/11... Downvote.

[–]I-Fancy-That 10 points11 points ago

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The sad truth of Reddit these days.

[–]palehorse864 2 points3 points ago

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I was about to say that the fact that it's a repost plays into the whole meaning of the title. I think it went over some people's heads though, mainly those who are ready to disparage specific people on Reddit.

[–]spankr 1 point2 points ago

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I suspected it was tongue in cheek - I like to give the benefit of the doubt! I was going to reply with something like, "No, but you're doing a repost right," but figured it'd get downvoted all to hell anyway. I see someone did "Repost: Am I doing it right?" post!

TL;DR I upvoted it, too.

[–]cojoco 1 point2 points ago

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Your image is higher resolution than many previous submissions.

How does that work?

[–]PatJackDuh 1 point2 points ago

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Then why do we keep up-voting them!?!?!

[–]91Jacob 1 point2 points ago

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So this is where the seventeen thousand downvotes came from.

[–]offconstantly 293 points294 points ago

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Needs more Ron Paul

[–]Fenreh 248 points249 points ago

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[–]G_Julius_Caesar 53 points54 points ago

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Personally I was frankly disappointed by the apparent lack of dinosaurs in the image.

[–]Kn0w1edge 139 points140 points ago

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[–]G_Julius_Caesar 23 points24 points ago

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Now the kitten / Ron Paul / dinosaur ratio is way off. In a photo with 20 kittens or less and only one dinosaur, there should at most be 2 Ron Pauls. Original picture was better.

[–]Kn0w1edge 101 points102 points ago

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[–]dhaft88 10 points11 points ago

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needs more ice soap and dividends

[–]boonesbane 1 point2 points ago

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What no bacon?

[–]iamnotatroll 2 points3 points ago

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ugh bacon and narwhals are so 2010

[–]Thunder-Stealer 4 points5 points ago

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BACON IS TIMELESS!

[–]viper_dude08 1 point2 points ago

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You shut your whore mouth.

[–]ponyboy_coitus 8 points9 points ago

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needs more cancer

[–]Denny_Craine 7 points8 points ago

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why's he look sad?:(

[–]chillmandan 37 points38 points ago*

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Because he realizes his only hopes of winning the presidency are if we switch all voting to online polls.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Because he was just separated from his mother.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Because nobody who matters actually gives a fuck about him.

[–]Stxmoose32 1 point2 points ago

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[–]_mach 2 points3 points ago

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uhm. I had trouble finding him. Now I'm sad for Ron Paul. Again.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 1 point2 points ago

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That's just one more case of the media focusing on the kittens instead of Ron Paul.

[–]TheSarcasticMinority 7 points8 points ago

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OK, speaking as an uneducated foreigner: Who is he?

[–]WaitThisIsntDigg 5 points6 points ago

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Hes also a little crazy though as well. It seems for every good point he has has has a equally bad one.

pro-drug vs. remove minimum wage.

anti-war vs church of america(think church of england except more powerful)

etc.

[–]Billy_Pilgrim 5 points6 points ago

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You actually.believe that Ron Paul wants to establish a state church?

[–]WaitThisIsntDigg 9 points10 points ago*

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Yes billy, yes I do.

In a December 2003 article entitled "Christmas in Secular America", Paul wrote, "The notion of a rigid separation between church and state has no basis in either the text of the Constitution or the writings of our Founding Fathers. On the contrary, our Founders' political views were strongly informed by their religious beliefs. Certainly the drafters of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, both replete with references to God, would be aghast at the federal government's hostility to religion. The establishment clause of the First Amendment was simply intended to forbid the creation of an official state church like the Church of England, not to drive religion out of public life. The Founding Fathers envisioned a robustly Christian yet religiously tolerant America, with churches serving as vital institutions that would eclipse the state in importance. Throughout our nation's history, churches have done what no government can ever do, namely teach morality and civility. Moral and civil individuals are largely governed by their own sense of right and wrong, and hence have little need for external government. This is the real reason the collectivist Left hates religion: Churches as institutions compete with the state for the people's allegiance, and many devout people put their faith in God before putting their faith in the state. Knowing this, the secularists wage an ongoing war against religion, chipping away bit by bit at our nation's Christian heritage. Christmas itself may soon be a casualty of that war."

So the way I see it, it wont be a state church by name but it will be a state church by function.

[–]Billy_Pilgrim 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing in that suggests Paul wants what you're suggesting.

[–]iamnotatroll 1 point2 points ago

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He was my mom's OB when she had my little brother.

[–]offconstantly 2 points3 points ago

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He's reddit's favorite presidential candidate. He's fine with weed and hates wars. He probably hugs kittens.

[–]NegativeK 10 points11 points ago

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He's reddit's favorite presidential candidate.

Whoa there.

[–]Robstaley 2 points3 points ago

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aha, a fellow 9-11 cakeday redditor! whoa we registered on the very same day...

[–]aven440 36 points37 points ago

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Can we see the original?

[–]spiteface 221 points222 points ago

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[–]hobblyhoy 11 points12 points ago

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You MUST tell me where you found this!

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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You might be shocked to know that it is the FIRST result when you google image search "cat sperm."

[–]Plagiarismo 21 points22 points ago

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Not recommended without SafeSearch on.

[–]Soosed 6 points7 points ago

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You are not kidding!

I didn't check, but based on my experience with GIS I imagine that you are not kidding

[–]precipic 1 point2 points ago

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Well that is unless your safesearch is off

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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If you're Googling "cat sperm" and your safesearch is off, you deserve everything that is coming to you.

Lol, "coming."

[–]xbbdc 1 point2 points ago

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Seemed safe to me. Just jap girls getting cum shot on.

[–]dood929 1 point2 points ago

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When you search cat sperm make sure you have safe search on. I've seen thing you couldn't imagine.

[–]KingToasty 2 points3 points ago

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Cat teste. Just sayin'.

[–]PREEVARICATOR 1 point2 points ago

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Had to get out of lurking to say, that's awesome. Thanks, your awesomeness.

[–]DexterDoakes 16 points17 points ago

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I somehow looked at the picture for five seconds and closed the tab without realizing that it was shopped, jesus fuck.

[–]Sliverr 228 points229 points ago

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[–]ccutler69 31 points32 points ago

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Needs more Blue Steel.

[–]Zoccihedron 12 points13 points ago

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Better, but there is a distinct lack of dinosaurs.

[–]dmsean 5 points6 points ago

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thats because team kitten made them extinct. taste like chicken was their response.

[–]TheSarcasticMinority 4 points5 points ago

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You must work for Valve.

[–]AlterdCarbon 10 points11 points ago

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Kudos for actually posting this as a reply to the thread instead of making it a separate post titled "Karma Whoring: Am I doing it right? [FIXED]"

[–]HebrewHammer16 1 point2 points ago

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Although that would have been somewhat fitting...

[–]foxomo 1 point2 points ago

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This is actually pretty good

[–]picosidebar 17 points18 points ago

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HOW DOES PHOTOSHOPPED, REPOST SHIT MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE?

[–]Zoccihedron 9 points10 points ago

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Though it has been reposted many times, the highest amount of points any of them have gotten was 453. Yes, it probably got to the front page, that does not mean everyone saw it. But even the time it got 453 points was a repost. the first time it was posted, it received 20 points. Few saw it the first time. If it had not been reposted two months later, few would have ever seen it. Now that it has reached the front page twice though, I would predict that most people have seen it so it should not be reposted again.

[–]EmSixTeen 3 points4 points ago

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I've had this picture for more than 4 years, and fuck knows how old it was before that. Sigh.

[–]looroo 4 points5 points ago

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[–]explosionsincanada 1 point2 points ago

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What. The. Fuck.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 27 points28 points ago

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If you had a girl with great boobs in it, then maybe.

[–]mashmush 28 points29 points ago

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Listen to this guy. He is an expert karma whore.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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While holding cats, with a Ron Paul T-shirt.

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[–]asshatnowhere 20 points21 points ago

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.32287 X 77.46 = 25.00951 X √(4) = 50.01902 times the number of cats which is 12 = 600.22824. regarding a percentage of 6.7 to 600.22824 bringing it to about 640 total. if my maths are correct you should get about that many upvotes.

[–]Ask_the_Sage 7 points8 points ago

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TIME'S UP LET'S DO THIS

[–]SwampassJ 3 points4 points ago

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LEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOYYYYYY JENNNNNNNNKINNNNNNS!

[–]big-o-notation 7 points8 points ago

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12 = 600.22824

[–]jus341 4 points5 points ago

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...I don't think that's Big-O.

[–]down_vote_magnet 3 points4 points ago

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Well already your maths has been smashed.

[–]downcat 1 point2 points ago

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This only goes to prove... Kittens defy maths. And logics.

[–]spanktravision 3 points4 points ago

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no, as this picture's been around for a long time. good job stealing it.

[–]Charleym 2 points3 points ago

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Tonight we dine like Kings!

[–]PullOutBoy 9 points10 points ago

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throw some ron paul in there, a "nailed it" reference, a scumbag hat, some tolerance of gays and muslims, a clear indication you hate Israel, sexism towards women, pro obama sticker or something, anti- GOP nonsense, maybe a cute dog or two making the "good guy greg" smile, spiders in the background getting bombarded by an orbital strike system in space, nostalgic video game references, Louis CK joke, anti atheist comments And profess your love for the LOL NARWHAL BACON

Fake Edit:

name every person derpert, Derpina, Herpina, Herpet, Derpiny.

fuck you reddit your memes suck

[–]ThatsSciencetastic 25 points26 points ago

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Reposting a stupid photo-shopped picture of cats? Sounds like reddit to me.

[–]Splatterh0use 40 points41 points ago

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it's not shopped.

[–]Morrigane 58 points59 points ago

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Yeah its shopped, I can tell by the pixels.

[–]errantdog 114 points115 points ago

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I can tell by the identically posed kittens.

[–]Short_stuff 42 points43 points ago

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Probably just clones.

[–]down_vote_magnet 11 points12 points ago

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Probably just paste.

[–]mastersmadmen 14 points15 points ago

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Still taste okay.

[–]KingToasty 1 point2 points ago

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It still means he was hold like, 5 kittens in that picture.

[–]Nick2632 5 points6 points ago

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And from having seen quite a few 'shops in my time.

[–]AndAnAlbatross 22 points23 points ago

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[–]superphuntyme 1 point2 points ago

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I feel dumb cuz it took me 2 looks to realize that it was shopped haha

[–]ewoksandcandycorn 6 points7 points ago

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My roommate's first response: IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED.

[–]movie_man 1 point2 points ago

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Smart guy.

[–]Alpha-Centauri 1 point2 points ago

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Is it?

[–]Isthan 2 points3 points ago

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Oh. At first I was gonna give you props for herding that many kittens.

[–]Cash5YR 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, but it those cats need a pop-tart for a torso, some rainbows, and a catchy song if you wanted to maximize your whoring potential.

[–]beefinbed 2 points3 points ago

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seems legit.

[–]hoppinjohn 2 points3 points ago

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Is that a bouquet of kittens?

[–]KARMA_P0LICE 2 points3 points ago

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Sir, I need to see license and registration, and please step out of the internet machine. You have the right to blank post or ninjaedit. Anything you do post can and will be reposted out of context and downvoted by the hivemind. You have the right to an r/IAMA lawyer. If you cannot afford one, you are welcome to ask for a pizza instead. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?

[–]r1y23 2 points3 points ago

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Photoshop, your doing it wrong.

[–]ZeBaron 2 points3 points ago

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Yep. Upvoted the ever-loving piss out of this, even though that's probably the shittiest photoshop that I've ever seen.

[–]ladyofrage 17 points18 points ago

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You get a lot of pussy.

[–]freetambo 5 points6 points ago

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we're all on this site for the pussy, right?

[–]down_vote_magnet 10 points11 points ago

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Uh, actually I was told there would be punch and pie..?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Here you go. Sorry about the mix up!

[–]bubbleuj 2 points3 points ago

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That is just fucked up.

[–]cybrian 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, what is that place?

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[–]DoWhile 4 points5 points ago

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Why can't I hold all these kittens?

[–]Fleeroy54 9 points10 points ago

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You're doing Photoshop right.

[–]EmSixTeen 14 points15 points ago

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Maybe if he made it.

Which he didn't.

[–]Mago0 1 point2 points ago

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No, you're not doing it right. Where are the boobs?

[–]rocketbootkid 1 point2 points ago

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Nearly. You just need to squeeze them a liiiiiiiiitle harder...

[–]sryguys 1 point2 points ago

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"These will make the perfect sweater."

[–]H3110MyNam31z 1 point2 points ago

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The karma whoring is questionable, but the kitten hoarding is definite.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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you certainly dont hold the cats correctly you can break their ribs doing that

[–]tvon 1 point2 points ago

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Bullshit, nobody can eat that many kittens.

[–]Teamben 1 point2 points ago

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No no no no, you're doing it all wrong.

That's cat hoarding. Karma whoring would involve saying one of the cats has cancer or got raped.

....or just post some boobs.

[–]cocoman2121 1 point2 points ago

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I want a kitten bouquet...

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

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[–]boamundus 1 point2 points ago

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not enough kittens

[–]happywafflez 1 point2 points ago

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Do they have cancer?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit answers: Yes.

[–]ErikT45 1 point2 points ago

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I don't want to say this is fake guys....but I think it is...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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HUG.

ALL .

THE.

KITTENS!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Front page of Reddit. Looks like it.

[–]cutter631 1 point2 points ago

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Downvote and move along people.

[–]MrEric 1 point2 points ago

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This is not actual content

[–]ProseB4Hoes 1 point2 points ago

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r/reddit.com is not r/circlejerk. At least not officially.

[–]lgodsey 1 point2 points ago

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In the history of bad photoshops, this ranks up there.

[–]smilenowgirl 1 point2 points ago

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Photoshopped. Lame.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ALL THE KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Rahilium 1 point2 points ago

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Needs moar ctrl+v!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Lousy, lousy photoshoping

[–]jnodrethegiant 1 point2 points ago

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No.

[–]ilostmyoldaccount 1 point2 points ago

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Repost. So no, you're doing it wrong. But on reddit, reposts will always work.

Also, this:

http://www.tineye.com/search/4a773e78c88708c87a1a72fac0fac32e293847a8/?pluginver=firefox-1.1

[–]mf_falco 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of the worst Photoshops I've ever seen.

[–]lunapt 1 point2 points ago

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so badly photoshoped

[–]bluebogle 1 point2 points ago

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I really shouldn't have clicked on this link right after taking a sip of water...

[–]Xiotech 1 point2 points ago

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Kittens are so last week, must have Corgi Puppies now!

Will someone please photoshop a bunch of Corgi puppies into Ron Pauls arms!

[–]hellointernet81 1 point2 points ago

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FUCKINPHOTOSHOP BRO

[–]IReactWithAnimalPics 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ttufan09 1 point2 points ago

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That's a shit ton of pussy.

[–]mikekearn 1 point2 points ago

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No, no, no, that's kitten hoarding, not karma whoring. Close, though.

[–]b0gus2008 1 point2 points ago

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You need one more cat.

[–]Sir_Terrible 3 points4 points ago

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Bacon up those kittens boy ಠ_ಠ

[–]dood929 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bramannoodles 3 points4 points ago

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Hmm. Not bad. But maybe next time say one of the kittens has cancer.

[–]Derbl 1 point2 points ago

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No, it appears you're kitten hoarding...

[–]Diatom67 1 point2 points ago

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Where is the woodchipper?

[–]alrightandrew 1 point2 points ago

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On their way to the river. Where'd I put my garbage bag half full of rocks?

[–]womantis 1 point2 points ago

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Photoshop: you're doing it badly.

[–]riptaway 1 point2 points ago

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no

[–]DarkGolf 1 point2 points ago

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Go away.

[–]dannyduh 0 points1 point ago

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No, because it's a pretty old pic.

[–]mickeytake 0 points1 point ago

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The middle one reminds me of Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda

[–]HaroldHood 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how many kittens I can lift up at once?

[–]SplatterSack 0 points1 point ago

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See you on the front page.

[–]Rookeh 0 points1 point ago

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The one in the centre looks extremely disappoint.

[–]TMox 0 points1 point ago

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Looks legitimate. Have an upvote.

[–]pom8 0 points1 point ago

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Somewhat. Good enough for me though.

[–]Lastaria 0 points1 point ago

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Yes

[–]ur2cool 0 points1 point ago

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I love how 90+ people commented on this, yet all of them successfully resisted the urge to give karma.

[–]Tighten_Up 0 points1 point ago

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Kitty hoarding.

[–]Upbeat_Zombie 0 points1 point ago

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Almost, You forgot to turn it into a rage comic

[–]dizzaray 0 points1 point ago

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You hold cats like a youngling.

[–]Slapbox[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Absolutely.

[–]votingdownthewhores 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, as am i.

[–]dedudenamedjosh 0 points1 point ago

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All the things!

[–]shadytradesman 0 points1 point ago

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Needs twice as many kittens.

Again.

[–]Brybo 0 points1 point ago

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Now only if you could pour tea with them...

[–]muthrnaturesson 0 points1 point ago

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Real kittens or GTFO.

[–]Unseen-Alchemist 0 points1 point ago

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I take your Ron Paul and raise you two Mitt Romney's

[–]badlydrawnjohn 0 points1 point ago

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Even more karma if you say the kittens were molested.

[–]tiffychan 0 points1 point ago

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gotta catch em all!

[–]joeyasaperson 0 points1 point ago

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....upvote.

[–]Xaoalo 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly not shopped.

-_-

[–]turtlex 0 points1 point ago

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THE PIXELS ARE ALL WRONG

[–]stba 0 points1 point ago

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karma hoarding

[–]iH8tomatoes 0 points1 point ago

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yea you're on the right track

[–]ladyinwaiting104 0 points1 point ago

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YES!

[–]fragglet 0 points1 point ago

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I was six when I first saw kittens drown.
Dan Taggart pitched them, 'the scraggy wee shits',
Into a bucket; a frail metal sound,

Soft paws scraping like mad. But their tiny din
Was soon soused. They were slung on the snout 
Of the pump and the water pumped in.

'Sure, isn't it better for them now?' Dan said.
Like wet gloves they bobbed and shone till he sluiced
Them out on the dunghill, glossy and dead.

Suddenly frightened, for days I sadly hung
Round the yard, watching the three sogged remains
Turn mealy and crisp as old summer dung

Until I forgot them. But the fear came back
When Dan trapped big rats, snared rabbits, shot crows
Or, with a sickening tug, pulled old hens' necks.

Still, living displaces false sentiments
And now, when shrill pups are prodded to drown
I just shrug, 'Bloody pups'. It makes sense:

'Prevention of cruelty' talk cuts ice in town
Where they consider death unnatural
But on well-run farms pests have to be kept down. 

[–]spartandude 0 points1 point ago

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Yes

[–]itzzspencer 0 points1 point ago

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so kawaiii!!! <3

[–]Offensive_Brute 0 points1 point ago

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some of those kittens look depressed/humiliated, so no upvote from me.

[–]CaptainCrunch 0 points1 point ago

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You should have done the "Why can't I hold theses limes?" pose.

[–]InDurdenWeTrust 0 points1 point ago

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You're only halfway there. You need a suitable karma-whoring story to go along with the pic. Perhaps you rescued the kittens from a burning building? Or better yet found them in a drain pipe, close to death, and nursed them back to health.

[–]TheAristocrat0 0 points1 point ago

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so obviously fake.

[–]Radar_Monkey 0 points1 point ago

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Throw yourself some potatoes in and buddy you have a stew going!

[–]AtlasVendetta 0 points1 point ago

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Bouquet of Kittens

[–]pabst504 0 points1 point ago

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photoshoped

[–]srry72 0 points1 point ago

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I don't condone bestiality. Why let a cat get you pregnant?

[–]C_IsForCookie 0 points1 point ago

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Considering I found 332 results on tineye, I'd say yes. Yes you are.

[–]austintexasyall 0 points1 point ago

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It's pronounced "hoarder".

[–]eva2222 0 points1 point ago

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YES. YES YOU ARE! here you go!

[–]Nathan_BS 0 points1 point ago

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Looks shooped.