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[–]knownaim 84 points85 points ago

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Washington, D.C. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

[–]Razenghan 3 points4 points ago

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We must be cautious.

[–]M0b1u5 3 points4 points ago*

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I wish I had more upvotes to give you.

[–]Papie 19 points20 points ago

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Obi Wan was a mentor to a young desert kid whose parents were killed by troops from a great empire. He guides the young kid in ways of combat and of his religion. The young kid ends up destroying a very visible construct of the empire that killed its parents. Obi Wan is practically Osama.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MyHorseIsAmazinger 14 points15 points ago

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Fuck. Am I going to hell for laughing at that?

[–]jackrabt 2 points3 points ago

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Me too, then.

[–]chanseyy 3 points4 points ago

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Yep. Nice and warm down here.

[–]boverly721 1 point2 points ago

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This is the most that I have ever laughed at a 9/11 joke. I'm going to hell

[–]B-Rabbit 9 points10 points ago

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So I spent one evening on 4chan and already noticed how much is stolen from there.

[–]WootenWorship 8 points9 points ago

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The only thing that pisses me off about it is how much Reddit hates on 4chan whilst borrowing so much content.

[–]ShakyBonez 5 points6 points ago

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Before I started coming to Reddit I assumed 4chan was nothing but child porn because that's the only time I ever heard anything about the site.

[–]trumann 10 points11 points ago

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Ahh, but did you also notice the piles of shit that wasn't?

[–]siamlloyd 15 points16 points ago

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Reddit = 4Chan filter

[–]bloodwine 12 points13 points ago

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4chan = Reddit + Chatroulette

in other words:

Reddit = 4chan - Random dick images

[–]DJRacialTension 3 points4 points ago

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Go to 4chan once. Pretend to know everything about 4chan. Fuck, why can't I greentext?

[–]voodoomindslave 3 points4 points ago

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but can you do this:

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[–]trumann 0 points1 point ago

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Mine looks wonky :(, and edit fucks it up too

[–]Durzo_Blint 0 points1 point ago

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Tumblr = reddit + hipsters + girls

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit is 4chan with a condom

[–]u83rmensch -2 points-1 points ago

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this is probably why i spend more time here then there.

[–]hofodomo 4 points5 points ago

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And then from here to Facebook.

[–]GenericDuck 0 points1 point ago

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Sadly, the journey the subsequent journey from Facebook leads back here...

[–]OMGWTFBBQHAXLOL 2 points3 points ago

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I feel like shit for laughing at this. I'm sorry to those who died on 9/11, but that caption is damn funny

[–]chanseyy 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck you for making me laugh so hard at this. Fuck you with this upvote.

[–]silkforcalde 6 points7 points ago

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It's been years since I first saw this and it still makes me burst out laughing.

[–]mikejac 1 point2 points ago

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now this is funny.

[–]MRB0B0MB 1 point2 points ago

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You are an asshole. A very clever, witty, uncensored asshole.

[–]bobide 0 points1 point ago

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I want to downvote every lame 9/11 post for being tasteless and pedantic, yet somehow Star Wars does not trigger this response...

[–]Perceptionmachine 1 point2 points ago

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If we can't laugh at 9/11 jokes then the terrorists have won.

[–]bgb111 0 points1 point ago

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Whats the antonym for progress? Congress

[–]bgb111 0 points1 point ago

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Whats the antonym for progress? Congress

[–]JRoch 0 points1 point ago

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I know it's horrible in more ways than one, but LMAO!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And, when you think about it, his claim makes about as much sense. Maybe the sand people couldn't have been that accurate, but goddamn Stormtroopers would be even worse.

[–]Wec4evar2 0 points1 point ago

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You under estimate the sand people. Get a job you conspiracy theorist neck beard fucking tool

[–]bionicjawa 0 points1 point ago

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This was amazing beyond all possible words

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Truthers are retards, but this is LMFAO funny.

[–]daberg 0 points1 point ago

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1 in every 4 people in America is retarded

[–]Thizzlebot -2 points-1 points ago

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But it really was from sand people.

[–]r0ckarong -2 points-1 points ago

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Turns out he was right ... dumbest picture ever.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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so fucking old. stop posting.

[–]kaltorak -3 points-2 points ago

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...and a bit racist.