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Ahhhhhhhhh! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]old_to_me_downvoter 9 points10 points ago

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He's been trying to eat that for quite some time. We get status updates from time to time, but no real progress.

I guess tortoises are slow.

[–]darkshade_py 7 points8 points ago

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Tortoise vs Strawberry

  1. Tortoise -40 HP Strawberry -60HP
  2. Tortoise -40.001 HP Strawberry -59.999HP
  3. Tortoise -40.002 HP Strawberry -59.998HP
  4. Tortoise -40.003 HP Strawberry -59.997HP

................................................................. ...................................................................

n.Tortoise-0 HP Strawberry-59 Hp

 ._     .--. 
(* \  ,'    `. 
 -._:^        \:>
    ^T~~~~~~T'
      ~"     ~"

K.O. due to overeating.

Strawberry wins.

[–]LordPhantom 3 points4 points ago

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Challenge accepted

[–]spewerOfRandomBS 2 points3 points ago

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He's just training to be a sumo wrestler.

[–]CovertAI 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, where can I get one of these? I'd never have to use a fruit knife again.

[–]Only_Upvotes_Turtles 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a baby sulcuta? So cute!

[–]nonsequitur1979 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted for username/unique novelty account, also because you are probably correct, loox like a sulcata, though there's a possibility it might be a Russian tortoise, they look similar when very young like this.

[–]shmacky 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/k7esz/i_can_haz_a_strawberry_d/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/k95pi/a_tiny_turtle_vs_a_big_strawberry/

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/kbs2b/dang_that_looks_like_a_tasty_strawberry/

[–]brokenv 0 points1 point ago

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nice symbolism, strawberry should be cut in half to look more like a vagina though...

[–]hbchristofer 0 points1 point ago

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Nom Nom Nom

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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  1. This is the first time in my life i made the honey dew Awwwee noise

  2. I kinda hope it is just a huge strawberry

[–]what_a_guy 0 points1 point ago

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Turtles eating strawberries!

[–]DopplerBaby 0 points1 point ago

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My parents have a few desert tortoises and I can confirm that they love strawberries above all other things on this earth. When they finish, the juices are all over the front of their face and arms, and as it dries it almost takes on the color and consistency of dried blood. They look like adorable little goddamn murderers.

[–]nonsequitur1979 0 points1 point ago

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the juices are all over the front of their face and arms, and as it dries it almost takes on the color and consistency of dried blood. They look like adorable little goddamn murderers.

I see this sort of thing with bearded dragons too.

[–]BadPoetryGirl -1 points0 points ago

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The turtle with its turtle mouth
yearns for the sweet fruiting strawberry.
The afternoon breeze wafting the soft berry scent
the song birds tweet a nice ambience on this day.
Earning each taste with his triumphant pounce.
Dazzling all the nay sayers in the forest...
This strawberry eating be seizing the day.
Carpe diem every damn diem.
Living in the now is all we ever have...
Living for the moment is all we can do.
This lesson is slowly taught on this day...
S-L-O-W-L-Y learned and loved the turtle berry.

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