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[–]maceman89 124 points125 points ago

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I am now afraid of egg-beaters.

[–]bananafingers 16 points17 points ago

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The fact that the man's nuts are referred to as eggs in German adds an entire dimension of scariness. I just threw everything that can be used for beating eggs out the window.

[–]AnotherLameUserName 8 points9 points ago

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In Spanish they can also be called eggs.

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[–]rokic 5 points6 points ago

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South-Slavic languages also (bosnian, croatian, serbian, slovenian).

[–]fryzoid[!] 2 points3 points ago

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In portuguese (brasilian) too!

[–]filiped 0 points1 point ago

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In all fairness, over in Portugal we tend to refer to testicles as as anything even remotely round in shape.

[–]tastysquirrel 1 point2 points ago

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Don't those things come in cartons?

[–]cmunerd 1 point2 points ago

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Just make sure to fold it in half or you'll hurt someone you love.

[–][deleted] 142 points143 points ago

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I thought it was real till I read the title.

[–]roadbuzz 37 points38 points ago

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I still think it's real.

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Is this some sort of affiliate linking thing?

Oh. I see that you've been reported before as an amazon affilliate spammer before. Is there anything you want to say about that?

Oh. I see after looking at your other comments here: http://www.reddit.com/user/useful-idiot, that you mostly only link to amazon links.. Anything you would like to say regarding this?

http://www.reddit.com/r/reportthespammers/comments/kc76s/overview_for_usefulidiot_amazon_link_spammer/

[–]phiniusmaster 16 points17 points ago

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Nah. The content was kinda off. Usually half the stories are "how you know he's cheating on you", with reasons like "he compliments you", or "he sees his friends sometimes."

[–]dumbledorkus 9 points10 points ago

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Plus they missed out the ridiculous shock story.

"HOW MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME WITH A SEX CRAZED ELEPHANT MAN"

Or

"MY SECRET SEXPORN FATTY SHAME"

[–]knirefnel 52 points53 points ago

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Summary of every issue of Cosmo-

Cover: Incredible new way to please your man

Inside: Give him a blowjob

[–]FakingItEveryDay 15 points16 points ago

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Wait?! Is that what it says inside? Why does she buy the magazine if she doesn't even take the advice?!

[–]Pazon 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Aphroditii 4 points5 points ago

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As a magazine merchandizer, every time I put up Cosmo I can say this is true...it's the same BS articles about sex every issue just revamped to make it seem new.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, there's only so many options... Stick with what you know, bitch!

[–]SaltyBabe 58 points59 points ago

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Cupcakes do make good boyfriends! LEAVE ME ALONE!

[–]AnyelevNokova 15 points16 points ago

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The cake will never say no.

[–]getDense 17 points18 points ago

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The cake is a guy?

[–]lop987 7 points8 points ago

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It might lie though.

[–]Jooshbag 5 points6 points ago

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Just a little lie.

[–]cleverlyannoying 1 point2 points ago

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Laced with sugary sweet icing. Wait...

[–]StickitFlipit 4 points5 points ago

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You still love me, right sweety? OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[–]steelsheep 37 points38 points ago

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I completely lost it when I read the "Tickle his prostate with an egg beater" line. Let's just say that my roommate did not enjoy being startled suddenly.

[–]youcannotpass 35 points36 points ago

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...By an egg beater?

[–]SquidsAhoy 5 points6 points ago

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What else would they use, a Cuisinart? That would just be silly.

[–]Excentinel 10 points11 points ago

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In his ass!

[–]youcannotpass 7 points8 points ago

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TIL steelsheep's roommate has a donkey

[–]awsomechops 9 points10 points ago

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Sadly, I've read the covers of some passing through the register and they're very similar.

[–]Apostrof 19 points20 points ago

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Unfortunately, I design a whole fucking magazine just like this one, and wait for it......I get to do the cover!!! Yeee ... e.....eh....ehhh.

p.s. I also get to hang out every single day with the skinny Prada wearing "writers" of these so called articles. They fucking take that shit seriously, they talk about it on lunch breaks, they get into that shit. Sometimes I wanna go to work Anders Breivik style.

[–]Nefilim314 13 points14 points ago

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Same thing happens to my friend who is the graphic designer for a lifestyle magazine. We're both athletic guys and go to the gym near daily, but when we go eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch, we have a whole swarm of "Health Gurus" who are fat middle-aged women who get winded going up a flight of stairs doing research on the latest, greatest fad diet lecturing us on the dangers of carbs and sugar while they swill down diet coke and fried chicken.

[–]IsuzuBellet 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, you work with my ex?

[–]Apostrof 5 points6 points ago

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I really feel for you guys. Sometimes I just can't take it and I go to a spot where I don't have to listen to their idiotic conversations.

[–]reflibman 4 points5 points ago*

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Have you ever snuck in a personal or inside joke?

Edit: Might make an interesting IAMA .

[–]Apostrof 4 points5 points ago

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Well there are two of us graphic designers who work on the whole magazine and we pretty much share the same feelings and killing spree fantasies :). Anyway we've placed a few photos here and there, in the eays of celebrities or in their hair. We make them big enough to be seen with a magnifying glass and when the issue comes out we get our laughs with friends :)

[–]gelftheelf 1 point2 points ago

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Please do an IAMA!!

[–]judgedeath2 3 points4 points ago

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too soon bro, too soon.

[–]Sven2774 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like an absolutely shitty job. How do you put up with it?

[–]Apostrof 0 points1 point ago

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Well you're right on the money but I'm a newcomer to the industry and I need work in order to build a solid portfolio. All the shit aside, strictly professionally speaking, my job provides me with some pretty awesome hands on experience that I doubt I will get anywhere else at the moment. Plus the money is alright. However, I might stick with it for the next 9 months but will definitely be looking in the meanwhile. It's too much to take, believe me!!!

[–]sharkbiscuit 24 points25 points ago

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Also relevant (and incidentally, proving once again that David Mitchell is the perfect man).

[–]TomtheWonderDog 21 points22 points ago

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Every time i see a women's magazine I can't help but think about Just Shoot Me.

Man that was an underrated show.

[–]Jooshbag 2 points3 points ago

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Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiiieeeee!!!!

(before I knew who David Cross was, I knew he was brilliant)

[–]StickR 1 point2 points ago

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Jack Gallo. Brilliance.

[–]DontTrustThisMan 0 points1 point ago

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It still airs here.. Day-time tv though..

[–]Inneri 14 points15 points ago

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They're also extremely good at math http://i.imgur.com/cDGBq.jpg What a deal!

[–]Jooshbag 3 points4 points ago

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I'm a sucker for red print!

[–]ArseneVengaboys 1 point2 points ago

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Hedging against a potential price increase?

[–]AleaMinerva 6 points7 points ago

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As someone who works in a shop that sells magazines, yes yes yes yes YES. I can't help bet have a sly dig at the more ridiculous front page proclamations, to which the response is usually, "Yes but men's magazines are just as bad, bla bla bla, boobs and cars bla bla bla", because of course when you attack one thing you are immediately defending it's opposite... Yes, yes they are just as bad.

[–]deityofanime 1 point2 points ago

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The summery of a men's magazine is "Here, have some tits." Not so bad.

[–]AleaMinerva 3 points4 points ago

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Which would be fine if they didn't, in the UK, feel that it also had to be accompanied by a further 25 pages of lad culture bullshit. "Phwoooar, Kev's new BMW is a fanny magnet, he'll be titted up to the eyeballs! Watch him kick a football at a big inflatable knob!"

I assume...

[–]ObeySaturnGod 15 points16 points ago

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Christina Hendricks, the woman your boyfriend masturbates to.

Not if she's massaging my prostate with an eggbeater, I don't.

[–]Stassi 11 points12 points ago

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Don't knock it until you try it.

[–]Jooshbag 1 point2 points ago

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Can't miss a place you've never been.

[–]timewarp 2 points3 points ago

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If Christina Hendricks is the one doing it, I think I'll still get off.

[–]BigScarySmokeMonster 0 points1 point ago

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You'd let her do it to you if she asked.

[–]burt_flaxton 13 points14 points ago

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I showed this to my wife. She didn't get it...

[–]hhmmmm 11 points12 points ago

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For the next rung or two down of women's magazines we have Take a Viz

[–]Iyashii 8 points9 points ago

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I must lose twenty more pounds, or I'll never be pretty!!!

[–]OmniStranger 6 points7 points ago

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My ass has finally decided to eat my hand! It hungers! For more!

[–]TakeTheLemons 0 points1 point ago

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"Yeah...just the one hoagie..."

[–]3oclockinthemorning 56 points57 points ago

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I love how women say men think about sex too much.

[–]r00x 59 points60 points ago

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To be fair, I've rarely heard a woman say that. I think it's because they know it's bullshit.

What I also found amusing is how if a hot woman walks past a group of men, they might look at her, say "I'd hit that" and then go back to discussing cars, explosions, electronics and how to survive a zombie apocalypse; all of which seem to be much more important issues to the average male.

One study of note was this survey which asked guys how long they'd give up sex for in order to get awesome shit like massive televisions and supercars. The results were surprising, or not, as the case may be. Some of them would damn near become celibate for the most exquisite toys.

[–]derKapitalist 45 points46 points ago

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Some of them would damn near become celibate for the most exquisite toys.

To also be fair, for some that's a choice between a) being celibate and b) being celibate and getting a racecar for it. I.e., not a choice at all.

[–]13thEarlOfBalderdash 15 points16 points ago

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Furthermore, when one has a splendid automobile, one might become rather more poular with the ladies. This might mean that after a period of celibacy endured to acquire said vehicle, ones batting average might shoot up somewhat...

[–]KarlMaloner 1 point2 points ago

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I read that as 'bating average.

[–]13thEarlOfBalderdash 1 point2 points ago

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That's just not cricket, sir.

[–]r00x 0 points1 point ago

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Though my 'batting average' is more than adequate, I have to say, if I owned a supercar or two I wouldn't give a shit.

Interestingly, what I wouldn't trade for awesome stuff like that is friendship. For some reason, having nice stuff would be utterly pointless to me without friends to share it with.

[–]13thEarlOfBalderdash 9 points10 points ago

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But how could one possibly have friends over for tea if one didn't have the appropriate silverware? It would be the most terrible breach of etiquette. One would have to thrash the butler quite soundly.

[–]r00x 1 point2 points ago

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Eloquently put, sah.

Alas, there must be compromise at some stage. I put it to you that a light dabbling of friendship in combination with modest but sound apportionment of culinary accessories makes for the most balanced evenings.

[–]IsThisTheRealLife 1 point2 points ago

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So you only have material possessions for social validation. :/

[–]r00x 1 point2 points ago

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No, I just don't prioritise the acquisition of them over hanging out with friends. Come to think of it, most of them probably don't have a clue of what half my shit is even for.

At least, I can't think of the last time a buddy walked into my house and went "woa man, sweet logic probe!"

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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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...the fuck?

[–]concussedYmir 28 points29 points ago

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Yeah I really don't know what to make of that, except that ExtraordinaryGirl's workplace is full of potential female sex criminals

[–]TheBigBomma 17 points18 points ago

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Is there any openings?

[–]frissonFry 37 points38 points ago

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

[–]anderson7 0 points1 point ago

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thank you, frissonfry. thank you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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will somebody please think of the children!

[–]Jooshbag 1 point2 points ago

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Who learned you?

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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But the media won't talk about that. It's only the men that should be earned against.

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[–]r00x 10 points11 points ago

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Blimey, I bet the janitor gets sick of mopping up the carpets and chairs after that.

[–]Bellum19 3 points4 points ago

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I've never seen anyone mop a chair before. This is some serious stuff.

[–]tryx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]raoneill 4 points5 points ago

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Just think, all his friends probably fantasize about raping you too!!

[–]BigScarySmokeMonster 5 points6 points ago

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Pics or GTFO, let's see this hot hunk of manly man meat already.

[–]truesound 18 points19 points ago

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My wife is very traditionally hot... A good amount younger than me, a body chiseled from stone, perfect face, etc. My male co-workers are constantly talking about how they'd love to have 5 minutes with her, would rape her, would pay me to fuck her...

Nope. not fucked up and hypocritical at all.

[–]Geofferic 0 points1 point ago

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...and your workplace address is?

[–]nina00i 0 points1 point ago

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As a horny woman, I can confirm this.

[–]Duke_of_Fritzburg 21 points22 points ago

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In the long run, a Lamborghini is cheaper than a woman.

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[–]Geoqueen85 3 points4 points ago

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WTF? All I talk about is beer, how to survive a zombie apocalypse, explosions and cars and I AM a girl. Not all women are lame!!

[–]r00x 7 points8 points ago

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Other women aren't lame, they just have different interests. I don't expect them to be interested in the same stuff as blokes (though for the record, it's awesome when they are, if only because we can have meaningful conversations about deep things like, y'know, yeah, explosions and shit).

[–]MorteDaSopra 1 point2 points ago

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Yay! There are others like me!

[–]Geoqueen85 0 points1 point ago

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Let's have a sleepover!

[–]MorteDaSopra 0 points1 point ago

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Game on. I'll bring the beer.

[–]kevka 14 points15 points ago

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Most girls I've dated are hornier than I am most of the time.

But it all works out for my benefit.

[–]GFandango 1 point2 points ago

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I've noticed this is like their secret defensive reaction.

[–]Honey_Cheese 38 points39 points ago

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Tone Your Butt: Until you're hot enough where you get offended when guys appreciate it.

This made me laugh out loud.

[–]GalacticNexus 12 points13 points ago

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Hey, remember when "lol" was an acceptable acronym for laugh out loud?

Those were the days.

[–]grubbler 7 points8 points ago

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rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!

[–]wingwalker 2 points3 points ago

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Unless you're a smoker then you are rolling on the floor coughing your ass off until you're so tired and out of breath that nothing is funny anymore.

[–]DontTrustThisMan 0 points1 point ago

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Rolf?

[–]Sonu9100 2 points3 points ago

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Rolling on the laughing floor

That there is nightmare material

[–]DontTrustThisMan 1 point2 points ago

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Ritalin on; liquid face.

I dun scared myself now..

[–]holloway 0 points1 point ago

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roffelmayonaise

[–]mynameispaulsimon 8 points9 points ago

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Hey I was looking at that image too!

[–]JRockstar50 1 point2 points ago

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This comment made me laugh out loud.

[–]Catmand0 14 points15 points ago*

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I indeed masturbate to that woman but I don't have a girlfriend so HA!

oh.....sigh.....

[–]rabidhamster 12 points13 points ago

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This guy separated "girlfriend" into "girl friend." His story checks out.

He's on of us.

[–]Jooshbag 3 points4 points ago

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Not sure which is worse, keeping him on of us or getting him off of us.

[–]JSsmitty 1 point2 points ago

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There there. Find comfort in my arms.

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The sexiest sex to sex after sex!

[–]duckbilledgiraffe 17 points18 points ago

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Oh wait, this isn't a real one?

[–]Woman_Tamer 14 points15 points ago

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Titfish says...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Am I missing something? Is this just a complete non sequitur?

[–]BackstageLeft 11 points12 points ago

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Christina Hendricks is also the woman everyone masturbates too.

[–]supferrets 6 points7 points ago

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Including Christina Hendricks.

[–]stenzor 0 points1 point ago

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YO dawg..

[–]ArtichokeHearts 5 points6 points ago

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I am a female and I say fuck women's magazines. Worst underestimation to females interests

[–]rjworks13 13 points14 points ago

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I had to pay for my own drinks, one woman's horror LMAO

[–]IHaveABiologyDegree 2 points3 points ago

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This is inaccurate; there have to be at least 3 HUGE font numbers on the cover.

[–]bliznets 2 points3 points ago

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you even have the right arm on the hip, Cosmo-style. This is why I stopped buying these mags, same shitty material month after month.

[–]venivididormivi 2 points3 points ago

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Slightly inaccurate... every issue is the Shame and Guilt Issue.

[–]TuriGuiliano 2 points3 points ago

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Tickle his prostate with an egg beater

What. The. Fuck.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I read about half of it before I understood that this is not a real one. I am a woman.

[–]pineconeboy 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Cockaroach 2 points3 points ago

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Christina Hendricks...

[–]thatfatgamer 4 points5 points ago

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Guess they nailed it?

[–]Dsilkotch 27 points28 points ago

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The hammer is my penis.

[–]youcannotpass 3 points4 points ago

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Does it have the claw attachment? I bet that would be useful.

[–]Mrsteddyruxpin 2 points3 points ago

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It took me forever to get that this was fake. Her boobies were so entrancing I lost my ability to read...

[–]asshatnowhere 1 point2 points ago

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yup this sums it all up. especially the 'sex tips' that no man would ever want you to do nor will ever try

[–]The-Dudemeister 1 point2 points ago

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Fun fact: Christina Hendricks is married to the schnozberry taste like schnozberries guy

[–]cbk88 0 points1 point ago

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I think I know what you're referencing, but I know Christina Hendricks is married to this guy, so I don't think I know what you're referencing...

[–]The-Dudemeister 0 points1 point ago

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The guy on mushrooms licking the window in the back of the cop car in the opening to super troopers.

[–]cbk88 0 points1 point ago

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That makes a lot more sense than you thinking she was married to Gene Wilder.

[–]The-Dudemeister 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe you haven't seen this movie, I guess your not from the US.

Here is the scene though:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/376690/

[–]cbk88 0 points1 point ago

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I'm from Canada, so...close enough.

I've never heard of that movie.

[–]MisterOminous 1 point2 points ago

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I clenched my butt cheeks when I read tickle his prostate with an egg beater.

[–]seed323 1 point2 points ago

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The word sex is on that cover 8 times????

[–]zeroesandones 1 point2 points ago

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Have you ever seen Cosmo?

[–]seed323 0 points1 point ago

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They are all bullshit. I like to live outside the magazine and celebrity fantasy land, but when I'm paying for shit at the super market, I see that crap on the stand and wonder who actually reads it?

[–]smek2 1 point2 points ago

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The sexiest sex to sex after sex

Sexy.

[–]fromagewiz 1 point2 points ago

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"gaze upon the epic prow of Christina Hendricks" ... okay, if I had been drinking then, would have been a spit-take.

[–]passphrase 1 point2 points ago

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How I wish this magazine was real

[–]Melnorme 1 point2 points ago

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Speaking of Christina Hendricks, does there exist a picture of her in a bikini or otherwise baring her midsection?

[–]railmaniac 1 point2 points ago

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Gaze upon the epic prow of Christina Hendricks-

GAZE INTO THE FIST OF DREDD!

[–]DaughterOfEru 1 point2 points ago

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As a woman, a thousand times this! Those magazines are ridiculous, any woman who actually takes stock in these and loves these magazines deserves what she gets when her boyfriend starts thinking she's crazy or stays single due to terrible advice. Quit overanalyzing and chill, chicks.

[–]anderson7 4 points5 points ago

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Sex Again?

What are you, an alley cat?

lol'd

[–]memeceptional 2 points3 points ago

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They got one thing right. Christina Hendricks....fap,fap,fap

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Do cupcakes make good boyfriends?

[–]hekati 3 points4 points ago

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They're sweet, comforting, good listeners, last ast long as you want, come in batches, taste good when covered with frosting, and sticky in good ways.

[–]leafsfan9917 4 points5 points ago

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"tickle his prostate with an eggbeater" I burst out laughing...

[–]bombproof 1 point2 points ago

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God damn it, my firend made this, he makes his living based on hits... link to the freaking article already.

[–]Jooshbag 2 points3 points ago

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If your friend made it, why didn't you just post a link to the article?

[–]craigles 1 point2 points ago

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"SEX. No joke, you need it so badly you'd blow a balloon" That's going on a T-shirt.

[–]UberMouse894 5 points6 points ago

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baboon

FTFY

[–]DangerJuice 2 points3 points ago

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TIL you could spell "baboon" with two L's.

[–]craigles 2 points3 points ago

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Oh no... Did I just accidentally destroy myself unintentionally?

[–]dooblagras 0 points1 point ago

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tsk tsk, almost got me there.

[–]FrenchieSmalls 0 points1 point ago

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After seeing this, my mind automatically switched the order of the last two vowels in your name. The subconscious is a powerful force...

[–]emceelokey 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever looked in one of those magazines? If it's 100 pages long 80 of those pages are ads and there's only like a page and a half dedicated to whoever is on the cover.

[–]ProbablyNotAGoodSign 0 points1 point ago

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This is close to being a fair representation, but I feel like the word "sex" isn't mentioned enough on the cover.

[–]Reshimon 0 points1 point ago

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If I would carry a magazine with that much sex on the cover people would look at me like I am some kind of pervert. However when my Gf or sister or w/e does it it's normal. It is a totally sane society we are living in.

[–]teenvista 0 points1 point ago

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They forgot celery for the egg beating mixture

[–]goober0433 0 points1 point ago

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source?

[–]Mark_Lincoln 0 points1 point ago

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The worst thing about reading women's magazines is when they drill a hole in your head and drain half your brains out so you can stand to read the things.

[–]geekchic 0 points1 point ago

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So THATS what they used the egg whisk for in 'Allo 'Allo.

I'm never looking at the nazis in quite the same way again

[–]the_goat_boy 0 points1 point ago

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Burn all of the magazines!

[–]panicbomb44 0 points1 point ago

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Tickle prostate with eggbeater. Acquire orgasm.

[–]lilstumpz 0 points1 point ago

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Christina Hendricks is hot as hell.

[–]GT225 0 points1 point ago

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NAKED! It's in our contract.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Christina Hendricks has epic tits but her face just doesn't do it for me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am not intrigued by egg beaters.....Go on..........

[–]MrMagicpants 0 points1 point ago

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What did all the little titles say? I was too distracted by Christina Hendricks.

[–]MrPeppa 0 points1 point ago

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All it got me to do was google christina hendricks...again..sigh

[–]old_to_me_downvoter 0 points1 point ago

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Magazine needs a new editorial staff if they keep allowing for the same magazine to be written again and again.

[–]rossw4 0 points1 point ago

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Sex: No joke, you need it so badly you'd blow a baboon! hahaha

[–]Zeberoth 0 points1 point ago

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lol i found this post amusing

[–]ekimevil 0 points1 point ago

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Good post. Made me laugh!

[–]Golden_Kumquat 0 points1 point ago

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Y'know, I think Cracked can handle the traffic. There's no need to rehost it to Imgur.

[–]cafenoir 0 points1 point ago

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I used to read Cosmo on occasion. I quit after I realized I felt like my IQ dropped a little bit every time I read it. I think this was also the magazine that suggested putting one color of lipstick on your top lip and another on the bottom. Uhh, nope.

[–]dystopianfantasy 0 points1 point ago

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These magazines make me feel insecure about everything. Thank you Cosmo.

[–]Leafblight 0 points1 point ago

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And if.any of those subjects were presented in unisex-magazines it'd be sexism.

[–]BirthdayHatsforAll 0 points1 point ago

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Cosmopolitan: 500 new ways to put a penis into a vagina.

[–]VikingBoner 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man. This again huh?

My cousin drew this for Cracked. Original site here

[–]tehbig111 0 points1 point ago

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My mind (())_(()) the innocence I didn't think I had. It was raped. By a tall man in a clown outfit...with an egg beater.

[–]gwillyn -1 points0 points ago

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Female here. I buy one of these magazines about once a year to laugh my ass off and thank Darwin at least I'm not one of those women.

[–]misfitlove 29 points30 points ago

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Claim not to be one of those women, buys magazine anyway.

[–]MotharChoddar 11 points12 points ago

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It's like watching Jersey Shore for a laugh.

[–]BlueHawke 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone always claims to like Jersey Shore cause it's retardedly funny.

[–]Pazon 0 points1 point ago

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It's the effect observed here regarding The Apprentice (wait for the discussion after the sketch).

Mitchell: And then we get to watch them screw everything up. It'll be brilliant.

Webb: Mmm, but if it's so obvious from the start that they're idiots, surely everyone will just expect them to screw everything up so then what's the point?

Mitchell: The point is that everyone will think they're the only person to've noticed that the contestants are all idiots, and I've got a hunch that for some reason people will think that this never stops being worth commenting upon.

[–]Terker_jerbs 1 point2 points ago

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For me, it's Weekly World News.

You may be interested to learn that Zombie experts from across the world are predicting an uprising of Zombies in May of next year.

[–]bbeard 0 points1 point ago

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What if it turned out that all women who buy them buy them for this reason?