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[–]NakedOldGuy 33 points34 points ago

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<Sudden realization>Wait a minute... why am I arguing with some troll over the internet?</Sudden realization>

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[–]ScottCarmichael 10 points11 points ago

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<Sudden realization>Wait a minute... this is my real name on my Reddit account.</Sudden realization>

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:)

[–]AndAgain1 9 points10 points ago

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Your name is stupid.

[–]ScottCarmichael 0 points1 point ago

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Believe me, I know. Plus, look how long my last name is! 10 FRIGGIN LETTERS LONG! ಠ_ಠ

[–]midnightbean 5 points6 points ago

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It's hard to get angry with trolls while your naked.

[–]superiority 1 point2 points ago

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<Sudden realization>Wait a minute... why am I arguing with some troll over the internet?</Sudden realization>

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[–]AnalWithYourChild -2 points-1 points ago

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Not what troll means.

[–]dietotaku 10 points11 points ago

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SUPEREGO: don't feed the troll, don't feed the troll, don't feed the troll...
ID: NO! *TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA*

[–]sagefool 5 points6 points ago

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I was expecting "Flame On". This is vastly more appropriate.

[–]bestbiff 5 points6 points ago

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Reddit is all about reddit, or how you browse reddit, and reaction to reddit, and inside jokes that trend on reddit, reddit, reddit...reddit? reddit reddit reddit malkovich malkovich.

[–]natefromthemoon 1 point2 points ago

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copied what he was typing.

[–]TaN050 1 point2 points ago

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I like

[–]strothgar 1 point2 points ago

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Mr Carrey.

We are aware of your publicists actions.

We will not fall over ourselves promoting what you are doing.

That is all.

[–]Barleybomb 1 point2 points ago

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Your mother was a hamster

[–]tftt9 0 points1 point ago

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And your father smelled of elderberries :D

[–]MetaphorSoup 0 points1 point ago

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His little tongue-flick is quite amusing.

[–]Plurralbles 0 points1 point ago

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Rabble rabble rabble rabble.

[–]gnarlymarlee 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, I just used this for a Facebook argument. :D

[–]samtravis 0 points1 point ago

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So you guys all met purpledent too?

[–]heathkit 0 points1 point ago

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So.... what is this from? The Mask?

[–]Shalmander 0 points1 point ago

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Can't help downvotes. Being trolled tho - just call them on it.

[–]LordOfGummies 1 point2 points ago

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Because surely that will help.

[–]Shalmander 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes it does. If they really want to harrase you, not much you can do. Just ignore them.

[–]banthesun 0 points1 point ago

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may anyone tell me what movie this scene is from ? would appreciate it

[–]Scrappled 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoters have been insulted and do not like the accurate portrayal

[–]toothpastesandwiches -2 points-1 points ago

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...get more downvotes on each comment.

[–]midnightauto -3 points-2 points ago

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Still look like a douche.