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[–]Londonerr 13 points14 points ago

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[–]klsi832 3 points4 points ago

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Jerry been eatin Beef-a-Reeno.

[–]dasbearjew 1 point2 points ago

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Im so keen-o on beefareen-o What delicious cuisine-o fit for a king and queen-o

[–]Bradburn777 2 points3 points ago

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I read that in a bad Jerry Seinfeld impression, in my head.

[–]Timthos 2 points3 points ago

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Well, that's a shame, considering Kramer sang it.

[–]nickohlus 7 points8 points ago

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[–]DoWhile 3 points4 points ago

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Strap-on

[–]klsi832 0 points1 point ago

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He wasn't in the pool!

[–]MrGeorgeCostanza 0 points1 point ago

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Ha-ha. Very funny. You're a funny guy.

[–]Slimey79 1 point2 points ago

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Shouldn't the top be trimmed?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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r/punny

[–]Kristenated[S] 0 points1 point ago

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thanks.

[–]s1n1337 0 points1 point ago

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No matter how many times I skim past this, my first read of this is always "Jerry Cleaver" What the Fuck?

[–]daddd 0 points1 point ago

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haha peepees are so funny

[–]Fideon 0 points1 point ago

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again? fucking reposts all day.

[–]MBSquared -1 points0 points ago

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Time you get the fuck off reddit and do something else with your day.

[–]ridethelightning -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder what happened to that 17 year old girl Sienfield was dating in real life back in the 90's? I think he was like in his late 30's and she was just out of high school. The age of consent in NY must be 17, because it was all over the news that he was dating her, but he was never arrested.

[–]CrotchRoach 0 points1 point ago

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[–]eatmealivePLEASE 0 points1 point ago

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i wonder if she got a Porsche in the split up.

[–]Smirlax -1 points0 points ago

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A pun and a dick joke! Clearly the highest form of comedy

[–]renoc -3 points-2 points ago

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Put your finger in the whole and pretend it's his penis.

[–]trofficus 2 points3 points ago

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Put your penis in the hole and pretent it's his penis.

[–]oscar333 1 point2 points ago

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well played, sir, well played indeed