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[–]bmoore87 7 points8 points ago

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Ah, Shiner Bock. A damn fine beer.

[–]raccoozie 4 points5 points ago

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I very much enjoy their Black Lager as well.

[–]thisisthatguy 0 points1 point ago

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Shiner Saloon at 5th and Congress in Austin.

[–]avengepluto 12 points13 points ago

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"Have you been drinking, sir?"

"No, officer, but I had several bowls of the most amazing soup..."

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 4 points5 points ago

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I think it was a single malt soup.

[–]ganlet20 1 point2 points ago

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Mine was Tennessee Honey, the broth was the best part.

[–]yellowdart 3 points4 points ago

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The soup of the day is bread.

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[–]biggmclargehuge 1 point2 points ago

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oh that's the soup of the day

[–]justwannaboogie 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to Scotland

[–]Boodelijre 2 points3 points ago

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According to the spelling of 'whiskey' with an 'e' this is supposedly ireland, or at least referring to irish whiskey. Scotch is spelled 'whisky'.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe Scotland, Texas.

[–]mrjoebert 1 point2 points ago

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One day my grandma ran into the room butt naked and yelled "SUPER PUSSY!", to which grandpa replied with the title of this very thread.

[–]Itsgoodsoup 1 point2 points ago

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I'm relevant here!

[–]TheMightyBison 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheDudeAmI 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmmm that sounds good. Ill have that.

[–]sexgott 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up, Frank! We are lucky enough to dine with a educated physician, and you order soup!

[–]offthecane 0 points1 point ago

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"I am Lionel, and the soup of the day is... What's the soup of the day, Mum?"

"Bread!"

"And the soup of the day is bread."

[–]SimultaneousLovin 0 points1 point ago

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Any chance this was found around the 200-300 block of Decatur St in New Orleans? I've seen that sign out before and the grate over the planter box looks like the ones used there.

[–]lucasgreen 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I've seen it as well. I'm pretty sure that's here in NOLA.

[–]zodar 0 points1 point ago

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A big shout-out to this bar, which is the one millionth bar to use this sign.

[–]YesShitSherlock 0 points1 point ago

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[–]buzz05 -1 points0 points ago

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I'd like to order a bowl of loud mouth soup please.

[–]6982344 -1 points0 points ago

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Give me a soup of the day, double on the rocks please.

[–]ZENBUDDHA -1 points0 points ago

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Oh and can I please have that with a side of stogie, thanks.

[–]MetaphorSoup -1 points0 points ago

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Ah, Ireland...

[–]Jamo2617 -1 points0 points ago

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Hey I'm reading thus with one hand over one eye cause ice been on the whiskey soup all night, have to recommend it, don't believe me check out how oncorrherant my recent post are- ps. I would like to acknowledge speelcgeck

[–]elihpolgna -2 points-1 points ago

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"cream of corn"

[–]SpermWhale -2 points-1 points ago

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I want my soup ice cold.