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[–]ialliac 17 points18 points ago

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why does this exist?

[–]Liquor_in_the_ass 11 points12 points ago

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Well I, for one, am glad this exists.

[–]_Upvotes_For_All_ 6 points7 points ago

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This is what the internet was made for!

[–]repsilat 3 points4 points ago

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The fact that it's a Marvel character and a DC character going at it makes it feel so much dirtier...

[–]goosebumper88 1 point2 points ago

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rule 34

[–]Scheisser_Soze 0 points1 point ago

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Goons, that's why,

[–]quityelling 6 points7 points ago

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Please gods, when the alien scientists get here in a million years, please let this be the only thing they find.

[–]Trogathor 7 points8 points ago

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I stared at this for 10 minutes trying to think of a witty comment, then I realized I've been staring at this for ten minutes

[–]SheaF91 5 points6 points ago

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I stared at this for half an hour...because I really wanted to.

[–]Chiburger 11 points12 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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The perfect GIF.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 4 points5 points ago

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I'm way too horny to deal with this shit.

[–]avaryvox 4 points5 points ago

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The flash is a bottom.

[–]Auzwald 2 points3 points ago

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They should really cut back on the sodas

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I saw an art exhibit that feature a morbidly obese Batman sculpture suspended from the ceiling. It was called Fat Bat.

[–]studpuffins 2 points3 points ago

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nope

[–]dorfcally 2 points3 points ago

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I find this easy to fap to

[–]better_when_bad 1 point2 points ago

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Slightly aroused :)

[–]AjentJ 1 point2 points ago

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claws out own eyes Can never unsee!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And that, Billy, was how Dark Horse Comics was born.

[–]Spazmonkey92 1 point2 points ago

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It's in time with my music! I don't know whether to be amused or weirded out...

[–]Its_not_me_its_you 1 point2 points ago

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...came

[–]DownvotesEnsue 1 point2 points ago

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What the actual fuck?

[–]jlevil 1 point2 points ago

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[–]gordonz88[S] 0 points1 point ago

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NSFL!

[–]throw_a_weigh11 1 point2 points ago

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I fapped.

:-/

[–]headbone 0 points1 point ago

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That's not fucking funny, that's terrible!

I couldn't help but upvote tho. Don't tell my comic book dealer.

[–]secrethater 0 points1 point ago

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wow just wow and why?

[–]petarpmpkneatar 0 points1 point ago

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Flash, the fastest butterball to ever grace this fine earth.

[–]Thatldodonkey 0 points1 point ago

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lol... An upvote for you good sir!

[–]qasman 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just gonna walk away now...

[–]Ballsin 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect start to the day. Thank you Internet.

[–]Hermine_In_Hell 0 points1 point ago

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As long as they're not fucking.

[–]defguysezhuh 0 points1 point ago

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the fuck????

[–]BlinkyGirl -1 points0 points ago

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Uhm...

[–]DarkGolf -1 points0 points ago

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No.