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[–]tunafire 50 points51 points ago

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The expression on his face makes me believe that he actually has a woman touching her breast on his chest.

[–]antonbe 13 points14 points ago

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Then he has sex with his belly button! This man is a genius of infinite proportions!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Grachiaire 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm.. Nahh-HM... Nahhh.

[–]quityelling 156 points157 points ago

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It was difficult, but I managed to not fap to this.

[–]I_Fap_Constantly 144 points145 points ago

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I lost.

[–]smellycatjazz 27 points28 points ago

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but he's staring right into your soul as you fap away...I couldnt do it. It's like having your gf's dad watch you go balls deep into his youngest daughter poopshoot.

[–]Retsoka 45 points46 points ago

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"But I poop from there!"

"Not right now you don't"

[–]esoomenona 2 points3 points ago

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"But I poop from there!"

"Not right now you don't" "Yes, I know. Don't let me stop you."

[–]blinding 4 points5 points ago

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Or do you?

[–]Y0tsuya 2 points3 points ago

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Let's find out! I'll go in first.

[–]blinding -1 points0 points ago

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haha @.@

[–]flutesmurf 2 points3 points ago

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Paint a flag over his face and do it for your country!

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[–]akbc 0 points1 point ago

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high speed crash. how can a body disintegrate into so many parts in a motor cycle crash? even the face's shredded.

[–]uptwolait 0 points1 point ago

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What was the link?

[–]CrazyMcfobo 1 point2 points ago

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The whole grapefruit? Wow.

[–]paperbunniesx 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks to you I will never ride a motorcycle -__-

[–]spacelemon -5 points-4 points ago

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at first i was like ;\ then i saw your name

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You're a better man than I.

[–]CaulkSoar 1 point2 points ago

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Not me.

[–]RevTedHaggard 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Orzagh 0 points1 point ago

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I found it pretty easy, actually.

[–]MateoDemoni 30 points31 points ago

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My only regret is that he did not draw a self-portrait on her rack.

[–]SparklingEyesTech 16 points17 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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We've gotta go deeper.

[–]thumper242 10 points11 points ago

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I bet he has a wicked mirror setup somewhere.

[–]matsky 6 points7 points ago

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The fatter he gets, the better the tattoo gets.

[–]Grachiaire 0 points1 point ago

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But the worst we'll feel after fapping.

[–]bigfatmamallama 7 points8 points ago

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Is this a tattoo?

[–]matsky 10 points11 points ago

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I'm no expert, but it looks heavilly 'shopped to me.

[–]julienne 3 points4 points ago

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I'll grasp at your explanation and heave a sigh of relief.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Looks heavily Sharpied to me.

[–]XCryptoX 7 points8 points ago

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My only question is...did someone have to draw that on him?

[–]amiahipster 1 point2 points ago

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The drawing is shopped, you can clearly see this in the top of it.

[–]LOFTIE 0 points1 point ago

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Too much feather.

[–]I_love_tacos 4 points5 points ago

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Please tell me this is NOT a tattoo. It must be done with marker or pen ink, please...

[–]Keltushadowfang 6 points7 points ago

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From the top of the head of it, it looks like it might just be photoshop.

[–]piraterum 3 points4 points ago

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It is.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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If it's a tattoo he better take good care of never going to jail.

[–]fangsby 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely marker. You can see where it's smudged around his neck from his head moving.

[–]kevinstonge 6 points7 points ago

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the boobs look so real!

[–]Deseptikons 5 points6 points ago

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makes me wonder. if he were straight, if he were to make love to a woman, shed pretty much be looking at another woman touching her breasts. if he was gay, hed be looking at a woman the whole time...

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Maybe he's bi and now the entire dating world is opened to him.

[–]Krutonman 2 points3 points ago

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This is supposed to go on your back so the other inmates don't have to see your face while they fuck you

[–]Frankenstooge 2 points3 points ago

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Wait... where are his hands?

[–]xenu99 2 points3 points ago

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He'd be popular in prison.

[–]Trogathor 9 points10 points ago

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Surprisingly easy to fap to

[–]vitaminrad 24 points25 points ago

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A++ Would Fap Again.

[–]NyQuil012 8 points9 points ago

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Why can't I unsee that? WHY?

[–]iizzkozeh 11 points12 points ago

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Am I the only one with an awkward boner?

[–]JonSherwell 19 points20 points ago

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This is Reddit, it's a statistical improbability that you will EVER be the only one with an awkward boner.

[–]d4x 2 points3 points ago

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Why would u want to unsee that?? Makes my weird habits feel pretty normal by comparison.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 2 points3 points ago

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Not enough eyebleach in China to unsee that.

[–]majorjunk0 10 points11 points ago

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[–]keyrah 44 points45 points ago

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I was bored and put every pic on imgur

[–]inedidible 19 points20 points ago

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ಥ⌣ಥ

[–]mark445 7 points8 points ago

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What do you do on your productive days?

[–]keyrah 17 points18 points ago

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[–]mark445 2 points3 points ago

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I see.

[–]crackshot91 3 points4 points ago

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Oh man, shit just got even better.

niiice.

[–]homeyG75 4 points5 points ago

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He makes cupcakes.

[–]imtrappedinabox 1 point2 points ago

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They just have a Dash of flavor.

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[–]keyrah 0 points1 point ago

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You're limited to 40 per upload set :(

[–]railmaniac 2 points3 points ago

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This is why we can have nice things.

[–]Grachiaire 1 point2 points ago

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How did you even get the images? It's not like copy and paste would work. What trickery did you use to accomplish such a feat?

[–]Kinbensha 0 points1 point ago

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After random sampling, I'm pretty sure this list of eyebleach is extremely biased in favour of Caucasian women. :/ I am disappoint.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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and Asian women...

[–]Grachiaire 1 point2 points ago

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And girls who are cosplaying.

[–]elementus -1 points0 points ago

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Hey look! A guy took pictures off a website and reposted it on Imgur!

Nothing to see here! Move along.

[–]duvarian63 1 point2 points ago

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BRILLIANT!!!

[–]smellycatjazz 0 points1 point ago

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(saves in txt file w/ other porn and cat pictures links) thank you sir

[–]U1tra 0 points1 point ago

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Muuuuuuuch better.

[–]BrianTho2010 0 points1 point ago

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You are my hero of the day. A few minutes of that and I am good.

[–]amandahuggs 0 points1 point ago

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Because it's....HAWT!! You know those 100% natural double-D's make you want to turn your own bitch-tits into a set of fun bags.

[–]aMANescape -1 points0 points ago

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I wish I had read this particular comment before opening the link

[–]beel11 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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...dude what the fuck.

[–]aBeautifulStory 1 point2 points ago

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YOU SEE? THIS IS WHY ... THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. BARRY. YOU ASSHOLE!!!

[–]CQH 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure if this is NSFW or not.

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha. Oh, the inner conflict. I'm glad I'm not made uncomfortable by the male form (just the average male persona), or I might actually be frightened by this. Good show, old bean.

[–]HerrackOmama 1 point2 points ago

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This is what happens when you touch yourself at night.

[–]Darkmoth 1 point2 points ago

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Augh, I almost got a boner looking at a chubby dude. Thanks for fucking up my self-image.

[–]TrashAudio 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think that means what you think it does...

[–]addictedTOink 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch tits

[–]troyANDabed 1 point2 points ago

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And the award for most disappointing NSFW post goes to...

[–]alrij 1 point2 points ago

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you are a terrible person.

[–]jswg 5 points6 points ago

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Well I posted this almost a month ago with a different title... my post

edit Hope people see this.... My title was even better... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–]serjtankian 0 points1 point ago

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This title isn't apt at all.

[–]MrStranger 4 points5 points ago

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632 Upvotes!?! Ok...

[–]unceasingfaun 3 points4 points ago

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Have an upvote, sir. But also, I went to your link and downvoted it. Pretty terrible link.

[–]MrStranger 0 points1 point ago

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Well... that was the original link.

[–]unceasingfaun 0 points1 point ago

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Just awful.

[–]adozeninsurgents 2 points3 points ago

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You used two meme phrases in the title. OP only used one meme phrase. Moderation in all things.

[–]Fnordicus2 1 point2 points ago

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As a bi man, this turned me on in the most weird way imaginable. I will feel awkward for the rest of the day, thank you!

[–]MustStopMasturbating 2 points3 points ago

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He should marry his chest, it would be a step-up from marrying video game characters to pillows.

[–]yetanotherx 2 points3 points ago

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Titception?

[–]AjentJ 0 points1 point ago

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GAH! My eyes?!

[–]SpermWhale 0 points1 point ago

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ready for boobkake.

[–]Nytmareso 0 points1 point ago

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That face.

[–]sfcteen 0 points1 point ago

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Jake, is that you?

[–]UltraJake 0 points1 point ago

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...No...

[–]WilliamHTaft 0 points1 point ago

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But why?

[–]seaowl 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that's how we had nice things..

[–]ooblie 0 points1 point ago

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I want to see what he drew around his belly button. Wait...no, I don't.

[–]pizzapartytime 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!

[–]Arymo 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Maya?

[–]ChezzmasterX 1 point2 points ago

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Rei

[–]Radxical 0 points1 point ago

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tl;af

[–]JordanRodkey 0 points1 point ago

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Was tempted but hands stayed on the keyboard and not doing this myself.

[–]nobueno1 0 points1 point ago

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Reading the title I thought it was going to be of kids that destroyed things or a puppy that destroyed things.....I am disappoint!

[–]raging_penis 0 points1 point ago

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I gagged. Legit.

[–]gary0ak 0 points1 point ago

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This is why he can't have nice women.

[–]U1tra 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so confused D:

[–]smursh 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why but I just lost it @ that pic. Lmfl

[–]DazBlintze 0 points1 point ago

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I printed this out and had a one-man bukkake party.

[–]Smokyo7 0 points1 point ago

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Do you think he faps to himself?

[–]johnnymetoo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure I have seen that original manga pic somewhere. Does somemody have it?

[–]pmatic 0 points1 point ago

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LOL

[–]aubademaig 0 points1 point ago

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This is weird...

[–]ElmoPresto 0 points1 point ago

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Lmfao, it's interesting.

[–]paperbunniesx 0 points1 point ago

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Does he get a boner every time he looks in the mirror?

[–]kalei50 0 points1 point ago

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Please pass the eye bleach. hork

[–]ci5ic 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry roger. You tiger now.

[–]hatoke 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this NSFW, it's merely a man with his shirt off. Surely that's not too bad.

[–]Jamo2617 0 points1 point ago

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Challege accepted

[–]bunnyofdoom 0 points1 point ago

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I am so disturbed by this

[–]The_Grupus 0 points1 point ago

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ARGH! It's like no matter how you slice it, you're still getting turned on by a dude's nipples.

[–]OmniaII 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

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His face is priceless.

[–]AjentJ 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]FunDerWear84 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HomeButton 0 points1 point ago

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Now I've got to go vomit. Thanks, Internet.

[–]walsh303 -1 points0 points ago

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I kinda wanna cum on her tits. On his chest.

[–]PandaBearShenyu -1 points0 points ago

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I... what... um... auughghhh

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Recursively gay.

[–]babiesloveboobies -1 points0 points ago

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  1. Find content to post to reddit.
  2. Think of a thing that people say on reddit a lot.

Congratulations! You have a title for your content.

[–]a_stray_bullet -1 points0 points ago

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whispers hey guys, i think its photoshopped

[–]c0bra51 -1 points0 points ago

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NSFW

[–]Bornwithnoeyebrows -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Skest -1 points0 points ago*

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The key to success when being the "Asians all look alike guy" is to pick two Asians that actually look somewhat alike.
That looks nothing like Rex Lee.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote -1 points0 points ago

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If you mean Asians have certain attributes that are shared amongst their culture, then yes, Asians look alike. That being said, black people look alike too. So do white people.

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[–]EnjoyMyDownvote -1 points0 points ago

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That's what I just said.