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[–]blueyb 50 points51 points ago

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You're a rapist, Harry.

[–]silvernose 17 points18 points ago

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an' a thumpin' great one, at that.

[–]sjk97 8 points9 points ago

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Once we've trained you up a bit.

[–]BestNamesTaken 5 points6 points ago

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I don't normally laugh out loud, but when I do, I tell people about it.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Well played Harry.

[–]scragar 3 points4 points ago

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Teach us oh great master.

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[–]physicalzero 7 points8 points ago

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[–]MrClocky 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, not thrilled with the harry potter adaptation of a great omegle trolling.

[–]ableman 2 points3 points ago

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Needs more Busey

[–]katyrow 3 points4 points ago

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What the hell do we call these HP comics anyways? I love to look them but dunno what to search for.

[–]TheNextAsian 7 points8 points ago

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It's a Horny Harry comic.

[–]Tostitoes 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]Photoginak 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, harsh crowd much? Can't anyone take a joke?

[–]jailhawkk 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK JESSY THATS CREEPY

[–]RandomExcess 0 points1 point ago

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4 out 5 people enjoy gang rape

[–]ninjasenses 0 points1 point ago

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super repost...funny nonetheless.

[–]caboj -3 points-2 points ago

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Rape jokes: still not funny.

[–]gordofrog 0 points1 point ago

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Well you know what they say, "Do unto other as you would have them do to you."

[–]solabear 0 points1 point ago

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i dont get it :/

[–]Magnesus 0 points1 point ago

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There are two explanations. 1) not really no = yes, so she is agreeing, 2) she is saying "not really no" which is interpreted as part of the game

[–]assholeoftheinternet -5 points-4 points ago

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SAYS RAPE LOL

[–]rbbdrooger -1 points0 points ago

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Can you hear that? That's the sound of another 'stop making rape jokes' thread coming this way.

[–]Photoginak -1 points0 points ago

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This make me lol HARD!

[–]Generic_Racist -3 points-2 points ago

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this is pretty fucked up, actually.

[–]MichB1 -5 points-4 points ago

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Rape not funny.

Never funny.

Assholes think it's funny.

Assholes will call me a censor.

[–]55555 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, prison rape is pretty funny unless you are in prison.

[–]contranigma -4 points-3 points ago

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So hot.

[–]ScottCarmichael -1 points0 points ago

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What makes this great?

Emma Watson.

What cancels out that greatness and makes me not give a rat's ass?

It's about retarded Harry Potter.

[–]andiznit -1 points0 points ago

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FUCKING REPOST.

[–]Angryhulk -5 points-4 points ago

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Rapes not funny

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 1 point2 points ago

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[–]elephantpoop -5 points-4 points ago

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so who won?

[–]XCryptoX 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone wins the rape game

[–]FunDerWear84 -4 points-3 points ago

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Good thing it wasn't this game because there was definitely no winner.

[–]theboneycrony -2 points-1 points ago

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Where can I find more of this meme?