everytime a waitress asks me if pepsi is ok after i asked for a coke.

toshmaytol · 12 months

I like Pepsi more than coke...Will this comment get me burned at the stake?

Metraspec · 12 months

What about a waiter ?

Tynictansol · 12 months

I was at Famous Dave's this evening, and one of my friends asked for a Coke, was told they only had Pepsi, and got a Pepsi. Meanwhile, I asked for Dr. Pepper, was told they had it(for once) and was brought Mr. Pibb. That bastard impostor.

plusdestruction · 12 months

I used to work at a restaurant, where we only had pepsi products. Customers always asked me if I would go across the street to the grocery store and buy some Coke -_-

CptSquirrel · 12 months

They both taste like shoveling old corn syrup into your mouth.

oKersey · 12 months

I see someone else watches Robot Chicken.

A1ka1inE · 12 months

my thoughts exactly!

YesShitSherlock · 12 months

I ask for a "cola," figuring I'd save them the trouble of the question. Now either way they ask me, "Is coke/pepsi okay?"

antonbe · 12 months

Double Blind taste tests showed that most people cannot tell the difference between major brands of Cola. I do not presume to know whether you are one of these people or not. You seem to take your cola seriously.

evilbit · 12 months

we're all in awe of your sophisticated palette that manages to distinguish between 2 brands of corn syrup flavoured carbonated water.

wherestheroof · 12 months

Major first world problem

kb151 · 12 months

first world problems that way --->

See_Em · 12 months

I feel mostly southern US redditors will understand this.

Anytime someone asks me for a half and half (meaning half sweetened tea and half unsweetened tea) I like to respond with "What, like creamer?"

keagator · 12 months

Waitress-"is Pepsi okay?"

Me-"is monopoly money okay?"

hardasrock · 12 months

Then look at the menu first! That's why we have them. Guessing is not part of the job.

jtz2 · 12 months

Pepsi OK?

...

Is Monopoly money OK?

H0neyBadger · 12 months

This is why I say "Diet whatever" and they still fucking ask.

funny

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