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[–]SyncopatedStranger 25 points26 points ago

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You should just walk up and turn the treadmill on.

[–]mtupyro 19 points20 points ago

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A gym membership is cheaper than a cable subscription.

[–]SniperTooL[!] -1 points0 points ago

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Especially a Monster HDMI cable subscription....HIIYYOOOOOOO

sorry

Edit: That's came out kind of the inverse of what it was supposed, man I'm tired.....and I just read over this sentence...fuck it.

[–]siniy 7 points8 points ago

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She's got wrong kind of chair

[–]chesire 2 points3 points ago

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The overalls complete this beautifully.

[–]ron2838 2 points3 points ago

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i think thats an oompa loompa

[–]Wilwheatonfan87 0 points1 point ago

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Glad to see I wasn't the only one that sortve thought that person looks like one.

[–]pegathith 1 point2 points ago

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Looks right to me...

[–]daytukRjobs 1 point2 points ago

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The chair doesn't have wheels. I wish there was a GIF where someone turned it on full power with him still on the chair

[–]shuddleston919 1 point2 points ago

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You're darn right-

you should never watch television sitting closer than three feet from the screen.

[–]washu-tw 1 point2 points ago

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Probably an employee's kid or something.

[–]AvastYeUpboat 0 points1 point ago

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That's a kid?

[–]niblot1 1 point2 points ago

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This happens every Saturday at the gym I go to, the same 2 people come in with a minder who sits them down on a chair on the treadmill and leaves them there for around 10 minutes.

They have some kind of disability but I still can't work out how this would be beneficial to anybody.

[–]theironkilt 3 points4 points ago

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People like that should be kicked out of the gym.

[–]mangwow -1 points0 points ago

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Won't happen. they're paying customers, just like you are. just as valuable a member of society as you are, whether you decide to believe that or not.

[–]diskdragon 2 points3 points ago

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Sure but there's no way that's good for the equipment

[–]touchcoma 4 points5 points ago

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That looks like someone's autistic kid or something, not some guy with the audacity to be lazy in a public gym.

[–]Nickmi 0 points1 point ago

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That man has no shame

[–]kev8d 8 points9 points ago

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That's a man?

[–]Acidyo 0 points1 point ago

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I would literally not be able to not put the treadmill on.

[–]Bricklovelamp 0 points1 point ago

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working out on the treadmill is too conventional

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I just wanna pull that chair out from under him

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

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I know that Oregon and Washington are part of the West Coast but we in California never really talk about them on TV so I don't really consider them part of the WC.

[–]ThePetGeek 0 points1 point ago

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If that is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[–]smoothmann -2 points-1 points ago

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Good to see people putting their SNAP Fitness membership to good use.

"I go to the gym every day!"

[–]hawaiikawika -3 points-2 points ago

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Why has he not put wheels on that chair yet?