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[–]Karmangler 40 points41 points ago

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[–]GeneralWarts 9 points10 points ago

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Ya done good, Robot, ya done good.

[–]RetlaOge 2 points3 points ago

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But he linked to a repost.

[–]robeph 1 point2 points ago

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In this subreddit? Remember, each subreddit is different. If it was posted earlier in /r/pics but not /r/funny, then it isn't a repost.

[–]RetlaOge -3 points-2 points ago

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Actually, it still is a repost, but referred to as a "x/post". It's still a repost. And fuck, it's been reposted all over reddit anyway, here too surprisingly enough.

[–]robeph 0 points1 point ago

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A crosspost isn't a repost. Only recently have people been misusing the terms. How is it a repost? That's like telling someone who puts a sign on an ad board that they've already put one up, even though the other one they put up was clear on the other side of town...

The point of this whole thing is that the bot looked for the first in-subreddit post.

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

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It has been posted /r/funny several times anyway.

And no, it's a completely different context.

[–]qrrbrbirlbel 1 point2 points ago

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what? they're different gifs.

[–]RetlaOge 1 point2 points ago

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No, milkkore reposted.

[–]Marine_Biologist 8 points9 points ago

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Fake. Whales can't jump out of the water backwards.

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, they can. That's how they get points.

[–]Mnemniopsis 3 points4 points ago

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He's a whale biologist, we better believe him.

[–]HikaruDigi -1 points0 points ago

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YES THEY CAN!

[–]Intereo 4 points5 points ago

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Why does the whale jump out of the water tail first?

[–]rocketbootkid 0 points1 point ago

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He did it on porpoise.

[–]meiam001 4 points5 points ago

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Can someone please explain this recent whale craze to me? I leave for a week and suddenly I'm seeing a ton of it

[–]WastedAtheist 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ItsAWhale 15 points16 points ago

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●_____________●

[–]midorihime24 39 points40 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯ ︵ ●¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯●

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, that's not nice! Would someone mind flipping the poor whale back? I don't know how to do it :(.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 4 points5 points ago

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[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GothicFuck 1 point2 points ago

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I like how you think. That was insanely inanely silly.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you:] im very theatrical lol

[–]ChalgakillerBG 0 points1 point ago

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(╯°□°)╯ ︵ ●_____________●

There you go.

[–]mauriciopastrana 0 points1 point ago

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thear

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[–]Spirit_of_Jazz 2 points3 points ago

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"scumbag whale dolphin"

[–]indiggnantuser 9 points10 points ago

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First good rendition of this meme that I've seen since the original. Bravo.

[–]WaveOFsilence 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed. I was getting really tired of this whale nonsense until I saw this.

[–]boblob 1 point2 points ago*

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While closely related, it isn't a whale.

Seen this gif so many times today I didn't even notice the whale change.

[–]appealtoprobability 1 point2 points ago

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... did you watch the whole thing, or did I woosh?

[–]boblob 0 points1 point ago

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I wooshed. I think it is the 4th time I've seen this gif today I totally didn't notice the whale bit. Went ahead and added the correct dolphin.

[–]JustATypicalRedditor 1 point2 points ago

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I spend wayyyyyyyyyy to much time on reddit

[–]cens337 0 points1 point ago

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Typical

[–]i_fap_to_anything 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ustfdes 1 point2 points ago

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is....it.....not a dolphin....anymore?

[–]ethnicfail 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck. Is this really going to be a thing?

[–]pot_head_engineer 1 point2 points ago

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ok out of all the whale posts, THIS one made me bust up at work

[–]Qender 0 points1 point ago

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I'm under strict orders to downvote all new whale posts.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cetaceans stand alone.

[–]GayestBitch 0 points1 point ago

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Credit goes to Nelson of the Simpsons for the actual joke.

[–]stainer 0 points1 point ago

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"Got to Nuke something" - Nelson

[–]Lenboticus 0 points1 point ago

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Finish Him

[–]aerosquid 0 points1 point ago

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i hate this .gif cause the dolphin died :(

[–]GiantCrazyOctopus 0 points1 point ago

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Filmed from a whale biologists boat?

[–]mcquintessence 0 points1 point ago

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The troll... don't... feed... him.

[–]Assmar 0 points1 point ago

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That whale is so reckless, he clearly did that on porpoise. I wish some sort of authority figure would take notice and give that asshole a cetacean.

[–]panintegral 0 points1 point ago

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so what was in the original?

[–]Tthetankengine 0 points1 point ago

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As soon as the gif started I was filled with rage, thinking you had mistaken a dolphin for a whale. Well played.

[–]sarahpalinstesticles 0 points1 point ago

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Considering in the original it's a dolphin that hits the dolphin.

[–]Karatekidmax 0 points1 point ago

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no more whale posts, screw you

[–]crd06d 0 points1 point ago

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Simpsons did it

[–]Oiiack 0 points1 point ago

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I'm really glad this meme survived long enough for this gif.

[–]elephantwreck 0 points1 point ago

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Knew it was coming, still laughed.

[–]Skyy_High 0 points1 point ago

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  • Opened .gif
  • Started brainstorming "That's not a whale!" puns.
  • SUDDENLY, WHALE!

Well played.

[–]dunmartin -1 points0 points ago

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....its a whale.

[–]this_isnt_me -1 points0 points ago

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i'm loving Reddit's "Whale Week" Nice job OP

[–]TheJames69 -2 points-1 points ago

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This shit isn't funny

[–]zathar 1 point2 points ago

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You're right. It's hilarious.

[–]JustATypicalRedditor -1 points0 points ago

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no u

[–]Polky -1 points0 points ago

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Brutal.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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for fucks sake this meme is not funny at all. it doesn't look like a whale!