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[–]cleverlyannoying 78 points79 points ago

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"What should we do tonight, Brain?"

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take home a girl."

[–]wreckemtech 16 points17 points ago

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NARF!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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ZORT

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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free t-shirts!

[–]AngryPaperDoll 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed too hard at this.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf -2 points-1 points ago

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I feel I belong here.

[–]blahh73 29 points30 points ago

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Somebody's been in the water for a little too long.

[–]Vee_Vee 4 points5 points ago

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[–]femo1170 6 points7 points ago

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Not clicking that.

[–]LessLikeYou 2 points3 points ago

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Totally sfw.

[–]RoseforMVP 0 points1 point ago

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Seinfeld.

[–]luinfana 0 points1 point ago*

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"This'll be the shrinkage clip from Seinfeld." *click*
"...yep."

[–]Arvore 28 points29 points ago

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That is really..really creepy looking.

[–]TeCuervo 7 points8 points ago

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I wonder what zombies would do.

[–]saucypants 10 points11 points ago

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That just looks like a really...really fucked up vagina.

[–]jonathanrdt 8 points9 points ago*

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The scrotum and labia develop from the same vestigial tissue. If you connect the lips and shove balls into them, you get scrota.

So, what I'm saying is this is not a safe place at ALL for your brain.

Your skull otoh, is a great place for your testicles.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 2 points3 points ago

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I usually prefer to put my balls into someone else's skull.

[–]cleverlyannoying 1 point2 points ago

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Teabagger.

[–]luinfana 2 points3 points ago

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Your skull otoh, is a great place for your testicles

Actually, not so much. It'd be way too hot!

[–]RealLiveGirl 4 points5 points ago

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I didn't think balls could look any creepier!

[–]SophiePorter 4 points5 points ago

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Also: Quite offensive.

[–]Moistcabbage 7 points8 points ago

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Are no other males offended by this?

[–]wise_comment 3 points4 points ago

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That made me feel deeply uncomfortable

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The artist forgot the brain stem.

[–]MikeOnFire 2 points3 points ago

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Someone has vulva-balls.

[–]SenseiCAY 5 points6 points ago

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You might wanna get that checked out...

[–]Phase_Spaced 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like the most horrendous labia I can imagine

[–]Spletch 4 points5 points ago

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...This reminds me of one time on 4chan where some guy made a thread about how he'd pulled a little bit of his balls through the hole in a CD and he posted a pic.

Everyone is all "Oh man OP but a bit of his balls through the CD hole! Haha, OP's balls look like a hairy brain!" and then other people also did it and posted their own balls-in-CD-hole pictures.

All around it was just one of those things that you can't understand unless you're a 4chan user.

[–]GlimmeringB52 7 points8 points ago

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NSFW

[–]Vee_Vee 22 points23 points ago

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Dude, just get back to fuckin' work.

[–]Vee_Vee 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a giant scrotum to me.

[–]doomsdayhero 2 points3 points ago

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The Brain

[–]LeoPanthera 1 point2 points ago

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(phone rings)

Scientist: Hello?

Narrator: It's the BRAIN.

[–]rafman81 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]zoidbort 3 points4 points ago

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nsfw..

[–]kim2814 1 point2 points ago

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I think this was the most perfect use of the "Not Bad" face I have ever pulled.

[–]deadendallie 1 point2 points ago

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::Insert ubiquitous "getting head" joke here::

[–]gocougs11 3 points4 points ago

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God gave men each a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

[–]theheartstheif 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW .. ?

[–]ignatiusloyola 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Monorail0 0 points1 point ago

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You'll be negotiating with the balls mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of chutzpah...

[–]sjhill 0 points1 point ago

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You want to get an ointment for that...

[–]brainmapper1 0 points1 point ago

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Mostly Accurate. Of course, mine is a little bigger.

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

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yeh cheers

[–]salohcin894 0 points1 point ago

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my friend once told me that we were given blood to run our brain and our dick, but unfortunately, not enough to use both at the same time.

[–]OsamaBeenModdin 0 points1 point ago

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Awww, you discovered the internet. Cute.

[–]dewie68 0 points1 point ago

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Why isn't this marked NSFW?

[–]pheonixblade9 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW?

[–]lawnessd 0 points1 point ago

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"Sorta NSFW" would have been nice. I'm glad I"m just in class and the hot girl behind me just thinks I'm really weird.

But then again, it's probably because I was staring at it for 20 minutes.

Upvote!

[–]blindtranche -1 points0 points ago

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Man has two heads but only enough blood for one at a time.

[–]nosam333 -2 points-1 points ago

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I love reverse misogyny. Ladies would you please step back into the kitchen where you belong and make me a fucking sandwich. Wait I don't think whores even know how to make a sandwich so just like everything else I ask a woman to do I will have to do it myself...

[–]Buelldozer 6 points7 points ago

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Reverse Misogyny? That's called Misandry.

[–]nosam333 1 point2 points ago

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I thank you for that

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 2 points3 points ago

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misandry

[–]dhvl2712 0 points1 point ago

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At least we have one.

[–]Darkling5499 0 points1 point ago

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They should make one for women, but instead of a brain, they should use what women really operate on: men's money. one of those bill-takers from a soda machine where the vag is would work nicely.

[–]-o0o- 0 points1 point ago

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that's the nastiest vagina i have ever seen

/s

[–]jorgen_mcbjorn -1 points0 points ago

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Looks 100% accurate to me.

[–]throwthis2 -1 points0 points ago

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Thinking with the 'little head'....

[–]zombomb220 -1 points0 points ago

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That's why it hurts so much when we get hit there.

[–]gr8ch1mp -1 points0 points ago

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this woman has a serious case of the folds.

[–]Cryptic0677 -1 points0 points ago

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You can tell the girl to guy ratio in this thread by looking at the upvote downvote ratio.

[–]jarebear -1 points0 points ago

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[–]wizardcombat -1 points0 points ago

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"The guy was just hanging brain; what's all the fuss?"

[–]Sal79 -1 points0 points ago

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Entirely Accurate.

FTFY

[–]DanParts -1 points0 points ago

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Braingina

[–]sementrench -1 points0 points ago

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Except for the rice dick that goes with those fantastic balls. And I'm not being hateful, I wish that I had balls like those. Mine only come out when I smoke a doobie, or lounge in a hot tub. SHRINKAGE!

[–]bobbysworld -1 points0 points ago

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The first thing that came to mind looking at this picture was mangina.

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[–]ScizRGaming 0 points1 point ago

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Oh mother of shit

[–]wreckemtech -2 points-1 points ago

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That statue is mostly accurate. Mostly.

[–]fakepirate -2 points-1 points ago

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THAT IS SEXIST AND HURTS MY FEELINGS. I'M GONNA CRY NOW.

[–]whostolemypancake -2 points-1 points ago

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Came here to look for butthurt men claiming misandry and forgetting the subreddit. Was not disappointed.

[–]2bass -3 points-2 points ago

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My ex's balls looked like a brain. It was fairly disgusting.

[–]linam97 -3 points-2 points ago

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I guess you can say he thinks with his balls?