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[–]ohnonotcat 20 points21 points ago

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Je suis la jeune fille!

[–]goeatweeds 3 points4 points ago

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Haha, that commercial played fucking constantly on Nickelodeon. Right before that he let out a giant guttural BONJOUR

[–]FoghatIsAmazing 1 point2 points ago

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So that's how you spell it!

[–]myslef 3 points4 points ago

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Apparently that means "I am a little girl" or something like that, which is bad since it's the only french phrase I know.

[–]esoteric23 2 points3 points ago

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Think about that: You learned that much French just watching the damned commercial!

[–]myslef 0 points1 point ago

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But I'm not a little girl dammit.

[–]cheshirecatsmiley 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, it really means "I am the young girl," which always bothered me about that commercial. Shouldn't she be saying, "Je suis une jeune fille!"?

[–]myslef 0 points1 point ago

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Great, so now when I say that phrase (and I do too often) not only am I saying that I'm a little girl, but I'm doing it in a confusing sort of grammar...

[–]WaitingForClients 1 point2 points ago

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French speaking fellow here, it means ''I am the little(or young) girl'' which sounds odd.

Ninja edit: Je suis une jeune fille would be I am a little girl.

[–]Tanagashi 5 points6 points ago

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I am Corvax. I am evil and I have a gun.

Seriously though, I started to learn English with the help of that fucker.

[–]SyncopatedStranger 1 point2 points ago

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Corvax was a motherfucker.

[–]Tanagashi 0 points1 point ago

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Yes indeed.

[–]Tall_bright_stranger 0 points1 point ago

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Enligh for me too... I so was young back then, I hardly remember...

Oh, but who could forget the perfect rhyme: "Good morning, I'm Norman!" XD

[–]StrangeAeons 0 points1 point ago

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I am Hungary. I eat clocks.

[–]enoughsaid2 2 points3 points ago

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I thought Muzzy was german mostly?

[–]Petit_Hibou 1 point2 points ago

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They made many many Muzzy language tapes. I had French and Spanish.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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And the first thing he taught me was how to say ‘I am a little girl’ (I'm male).

[–]onestraw 4 points5 points ago

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Muzzy! That creepy fucker is how I learned spanish...

[–]kgenezk 1 point2 points ago

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Me tambien!! "Mooozy" I hated when we watched Muzzy...

[–]AduroNox 0 points1 point ago

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yo tambien FTFY

[–]BeerMeNow 1 point2 points ago

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I only know the commercials.

[–]HEINEKEN_F_THAT 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't he eat clocks? Who the fuck eats a clock?

[–]CITIZENCELL 1 point2 points ago

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I was too busy being mindfucked by the fact he ate clocks to pay any attention to what was going on.

[–]CITIZENCELL_RULES 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah, CITIZENCELL.

[–]SpaceManAndy 1 point2 points ago

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ju swee lah zune fee. That's what I learned from Muzzy.

[–]kevinhill92 1 point2 points ago

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IT SAYS GIF BUT ITS NOT DOING ANYTHING!

[–]starjet 1 point2 points ago

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I had completely forgotten about him until I saw this picture. Now I can't get his voice out of my head.

[–]Nerdrock 1 point2 points ago

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This creepy fucker is how I learned french http://i.imgur.com/MFWf0.jpg

[–]SenorTaquito 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kittywaffles 0 points1 point ago

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I'm trippin... MIND = BLOWN

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I also lost my two front teeth after I got hungry and tried to eat a clock

[–]as_a_black_guy 0 points1 point ago

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Muzzy!!! I didn't learn another language until much later, but I really wanted to order this when I was a kid.

[–]ghostoni 0 points1 point ago

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Muzzy = creepy??

[–]cadderly09[S] 1 point2 points ago

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He eats clocks... come on...

[–]lauro2011 0 points1 point ago

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Muzzy, eater of ridiculous shit: clocks and parking meters (at least in the spanish version) but NOT apricots?!

[–]lubbockleft 0 points1 point ago

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JE SUIS.... MOOO-ZEEE

[–]fooreddit 0 points1 point ago

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Muzzy! We watched that in school to learn english.

[–]ne14sk8ing 0 points1 point ago

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Je suis le grande muzzy!!

[–]sjbennett85 0 points1 point ago

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[–]la_queefa 0 points1 point ago

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I used that creepy fucker to learn Irish too!

[–]ownworldman 0 points1 point ago

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He taught me English!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! That's the guy that taught me english!

[–]Hormander 0 points1 point ago

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Oddly, I learned english with him.

[–]embalees 0 points1 point ago

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MUZZY!!!

[–]uncommonpanda 0 points1 point ago

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If they had a different lesson in every commercial that I saw for Muzzy, I'd speak ten different languages by now.

[–]awsharkfarts 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else see his penis?

[–]ErinIzAwesome 0 points1 point ago

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they're looking for you on r/IAMA

[–]fazzah 0 points1 point ago

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French?! Muzzy was learning English in here!

[–]funny_hats11235 0 points1 point ago*

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Fuck yeah, Muzzy! That guy was epic, imho. I mean, come on. The dude ate parking meters and clocks like some sort of fuzzy greenish boss.

[–]giothegreek 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dreen 0 points1 point ago

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