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[–]devrdander 337 points338 points ago

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[–]mcroft 40 points41 points ago*

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Really? I'm sure I've seen this round the interwebs more recently than April this year!

Edit: Apparently this is new the home for the original site

[–]devrdander 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, it's been moved, took me a minute to find the new link on google.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was wondering how the "original" resolution was lower than the imgur link.

[–]durtydubnutsub 55 points56 points ago

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Good play. OP take notes.

[–]thomar -4 points-3 points ago

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Last time I included the source in the comments I got downvoted to about -40.

[–]demigods 6 points7 points ago

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So what it's saying is that birthdays are a Faustian bargain that disguise the awful fact that our inevitable mortal fate has gotten closer by yet another year by distracting us with trifling material pleasures?

[–]clubdepizza 4 points5 points ago

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THANK YOU

[–]rboswellj 0 points1 point ago

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There is actually a site for this webcomic somewhere... not just that tumblr.

[–]360walkaway 124 points125 points ago

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[–]live_wire_ 40 points41 points ago

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Poor kid's only going to live to 18.

[–]dapperdave 5 points6 points ago

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It could be counting from the other direction?

[–]live_wire_ 11 points12 points ago

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does he look 4 to you?

[–]doctorcrass 9 points10 points ago

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he does sleep with a teddy bear and there aren't exactly an abundance of physical clues on a untextured white person shaped blob. Soooo, maybe?

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 2 points3 points ago

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Also, the beads are in groups of 4 from left to right, with two extra on the right end. Yup. Teddy bear at 14? Hmm...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you, I'm 16 and I sleep with my "power blanket".

[–]xAbaddon 5 points6 points ago

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I'm 18. I still sleep with a teddy bear on occasion.

Yes, I will do an AMA.

[–]doctorcrass 4 points5 points ago

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If you're a girl that is kinda cute. If you're a dude you have balls for admitting it. Either way I salute you.

[–]xAbaddon 0 points1 point ago

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Well then, this song would be appropriate for me.

[–]hitlersshit -1 points0 points ago

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He could 4 times 5.

[–]Zsedo 2 points3 points ago

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Still only going to live to 18 though. :D

[–]360walkaway 5 points6 points ago

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Each one could count as four or five years?

[–]lolicats 52 points53 points ago

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no that kid is fucked

[–]demigods 6 points7 points ago

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They say the first 100 years are the hardest, after that it's a breeze.

[–]farsightxr20 2 points3 points ago

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That sounds plausible... each one counts as 4 years, he's turning 16, and he's got 14*4 = 56 years left until he dies of ball cancer at 72.

[–]TheMusicalVito 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly not though as he has cancer.

[–]DoctorDeath 0 points1 point ago

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Nope.

[–]Rick_dangerously 1 point2 points ago

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My birthday is on Monday. I find all these comics a bit disconcerting.

[–]papermerc77 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday! And my condolences.

[–]jordan314 1 point2 points ago

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This needs to be a birthday card.

[–]TehHax 0 points1 point ago

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Not good for me. I'm terrified of dying on my birthday. The other 364 days are fair game though.

[–]360walkaway 3 points4 points ago

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Think of it as being more efficient. You would have lived for exactly ___ years and zero days.

[–]liberal_arts_major 250 points251 points ago

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While many may derive humor from the seemingly absurd situation depicted in this comic, it seems to me that the author was striving for more than that. This is actually a graphic depiction of the shortness of the mortal life.

The father figure looms large and imposing, dominating the frames, yet we never see his face. He is the agent of the Mortal. He knows and understands the futility of the celebration of aging. The Child looks at him with all the innocence of that which is Youth and asks, no, begs for his birthday to be celebrated. The Father instead tells the Child about how a birthday is merely an indication of approaching death.

The Child cannot sleep with this thought, and decides anyways to use his life for frivolous endeavors and enjoy it whilst he can. He demands of his mortality to allow him to play X-Box and his mortality naturally complies. He will grow old and he will die, but he will enjoy it all the way down.

[–]CruduxCruo 361 points362 points ago

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Ya, whatever. Is my low-fat latté ready yet? :)

[–]UnZesteDeCitron 94 points95 points ago

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For my birthday I want to live in a world where the liberal arts are valued rather than mocked. Sincerely, a scientist.

[–]ukmhz 36 points37 points ago

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The liberal arts are valued! The average liberal arts major on the other hand...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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so maybe stop mocking the people studying liberal arts?

[–]mrhargett 26 points27 points ago

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It isn't your birthday!

[–]illz569 11 points12 points ago

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And that's not even a material wealth!

[–]VisualBasic 5 points6 points ago

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I'd rather have an X Box.

[–]leoboiko 1 point2 points ago

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You hear the call too, don’t you? Come. Join the other side. We have all these books…

Affectionately, a comp-sci graduate turned lit major.

[–]probabilityzero 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a computer science major minoring in English, and the attitude most Redditors have toward literature and liberal arts is pretty embarrassing. I can only imagine how painful it must be to a proper English major.

[–]kamikazewave 0 points1 point ago

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You mean how the rest of the world has maybe a 50-50 split between liberal arts majors and engineering majors, while the US has something like 80-20? Yeah I'm pulling numbers out of my ass, but it doesn't change the fact that the US produces way too many liberal arts majors.

[–]lediablerouge 0 points1 point ago

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Pfft, who cares about art when you can study physics, which is what really matters.

Also, kudos.

[–]GreatQuestion 0 points1 point ago

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This contract is sealed.

[–]ZeMoose[!] 0 points1 point ago

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That's not material wealth silly. I'll bet it's not even really your birthday.

[–]dekuscrub -1 points0 points ago

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They are! At around 8.50 an hour.

[–]hitlersshit -3 points-2 points ago

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Ya, whatever. Is my cure for cancer ready yet?

[–]richunclesam 9 points10 points ago

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Best response to novelty account name ever...

[–]jockc 0 points1 point ago

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I regret that I have only an upvote to give you two..

[–]mrfurious2k 0 points1 point ago

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...and dammit, I want a medium sized. I don't care what the fuck they call it. It's still medium.

[–]BennyBenassi 17 points18 points ago

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How's that job search coming?

[–]junkit33 -3 points-2 points ago

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You should have way more upvotes.

[–]BattleSausage 9 points10 points ago

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So that is what my college English papers should have looked like. This explains everything.

[–]drhagbard_celine 4 points5 points ago

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very well done.

[–]HMARS 2 points3 points ago

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I was gonna be all "Seriously?" And then I saw the username.

[–]krevo 7 points8 points ago

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How is that old reposted stuff gets this many upvotes?

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[–]Lithros 8 points9 points ago

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Hogfather came out in 1996. I was always under the impression that this comic was a direct reference to it.

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[–]Harold_Grundelson 18 points19 points ago

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Does the birthday skeleton visit you on your Reddit birthday???

[–]DeadBunneh 10 points11 points ago

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Depends. Do you want an xbox for your reddit birthday?

[–]Harold_Grundelson 14 points15 points ago

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I want something that doesn't require a contract. So, I guess I want a Boost Mobile phone?

[–]Kygren 6 points7 points ago

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Eyy dawg where you at?

[–]JMaboard 2 points3 points ago

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"Under the bridge I just buried the bodies, now to get rid of this burner"

[–]pleasedammit 2 points3 points ago

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Relevant burner fail.

Sorry Harper's; distributing my subscriber's content! But really, read Harper's.

[–]JMaboard 1 point2 points ago

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Jack Bauer's younger idiot brother Garrett Bauer.

[–]Angeldust01 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry. No contract - no material wealth.

those are the rules.

[–]pastanoose 1 point2 points ago

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HE BRINGS YOU SUPER ABSORBENT UNDERGARMENTS FOR INCONTINENCE!

[–]redditwithafork 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't go as far as calling it "super absorbant", Depend makes mediocre diapers, at best. They're okay in a pinch, and they're pretty comfortable, but there are WAY better diapers out there.

[–]pastanoose 0 points1 point ago

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TMI

[–]filthwizard 1 point2 points ago

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I wish the birthday skeleton would come and destroy all those who mention their reddit birthday on their reddit birthday

[–]Vee_Vee -3 points-2 points ago

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The birthday downvote does. He's usually all, "Hey, derp. Well...see you next year."

he's a douche.

[–]Yserbius 17 points18 points ago

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[–]rbcb 1 point2 points ago

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didn't notice the bugs until the video, thanks!

[–]n4tural 0 points1 point ago

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WATCH AND UPVOTE THIS

[–]SgtMac02 -2 points-1 points ago

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I have no idea why anyone would downvote this...other than perhaps the formatting. It's completely relevant and also credits the original source of the comic. This should eventually rise to the top, no doubt.

[–]kg333 1 point2 points ago

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The original source apparently doesn't exist anymore, the link to booksbeersandballpoints.com is dead.

[–]Punkwasher 3 points4 points ago

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This is new.

[–]rawstone 10 points11 points ago

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I AM SKELETON JELLY

[–]devrand 1 point2 points ago

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MY BRAIN!...IS MADE...

...OF TINY...ANIMALS!

[–]Ice_Truck_Killa 4 points5 points ago

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this makes me laugh every time I see it. Love this post

[–]thejoe 2 points3 points ago

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I am birthday skeleton? No! I am skeleton jelly.

[–]Dr_BearBlast 0 points1 point ago

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YOU! Are you skeleton Jelly?

[–]thejoe 0 points1 point ago

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I am skulltown jelly? No! I am skeleton jelly.

[–]mr_bacciagalupe 2 points3 points ago

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I like to think I'm pretty smart, but I just don't get this. And if I do, I don't get how it's funny. Could someone explain?

[–]rdwj 2 points3 points ago

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I'm with you man - either there is something important I'm missing or that's just not funny

[–]AmiableGuy 2 points3 points ago

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This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen on reddit.

[–]fargin_ice_hole 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of the Discworld Death.

[–]hirashirou 1 point2 points ago

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I end all my conversations this way.

[–]BIRDMIND 1 point2 points ago

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Not only have I seen this on the internet before, but I've seen it on the front page of Reddit before.

[–]Mass_Impact 1 point2 points ago

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When I become a father I have definitely got to do this to my first son

[–]netraven5000 1 point2 points ago

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Was anyone else hoping related_magic_card would show up?

[–]Gothbot6k 1 point2 points ago

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THis is what signing up for xbox live is like.

[–]emik 1 point2 points ago

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I like how the skeleton's scarring changes over time.

[–]Rook0x51 0 points1 point ago

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You mean the bug crawling around there?

[–]emik 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, why yes I do! My mistake.

[–]HaterSalad 1 point2 points ago

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It's gonna be hard to console that kid.

[–]brash 1 point2 points ago

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I sincerely doubt that the birthday skeleton would end its sentence with a preposition. Let's be real here.

[–]Gapmeister 1 point2 points ago

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Good God, Reddit really beats this comic to death, doesn't it? I've seen this a good five times recently. Still funny, though.

[–]snackadj 1 point2 points ago

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The centipede. That thing is creepier than the skeleton.

[–]FireFight 2 points3 points ago

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It's my birthday today. I didn't get a visit from the skeleton. :(

[–]whitewater09 4 points5 points ago

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...that you remember

[–]marley88 2 points3 points ago

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Guys it was my turn to repost this next!

[–]RCP_Espresso 1 point2 points ago

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wtf. I just realized tomorrow is my birthday

[–]WeaponX434 0 points1 point ago*

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Let's see if you can get more upvotes than the previous postings of this comic

EDIT: Wow you totally did; I am pleasantly surprised.

BTW, I always laugh at this comic and I wasn't trying to be a dick, I was actually curious because it represented a fairly common repost that I hadn't seen in a while so it was perfect for this kind of "experiment".

[–]LordOfGummies 2 points3 points ago

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I never saw this before.

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[–]supaphly42 2 points3 points ago

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I haven't seen it before, so thank you.

[–]UnZesteDeCitron 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen it before and I'm glad I saw it again.

[–]al343806[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I know, I think I've seen it three times before and I still upvoted this. I love this comic.

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

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You ass. Why not find the original author and suck his/her dick instead?

[–]al343806[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Wai... wha?

[–]RetlaOge 1 point2 points ago

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If you like it so much; instead if helping reposters like that guy get what they want, find the original author and e-mail him/her some appreciation.

[–]RetlaOge 1 point2 points ago

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But you know it's a repost, and reposts don't help, so make or find some original content.

[–]WeaponX434 1 point2 points ago

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Chilling commenced but I'm still curious if this will get more upvotes than previous posts. Has the community's growth outpaced it's memory? We'll see.

[–]yorko 8 points9 points ago

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Has the community's growth outpaced it's memory?

This is a smart question to ask, one that captures the justification for reposts. I'm very happy you posed this as smartly as you did, you sort of gave me something to think about instead of rolling my eyes at the hoarding of imaginary internet points.

[–]MustWarn0thers -1 points0 points ago

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We should also see if the community cares more or less about Redditor "White Knights" who use their expansive memory of every item that's been posted to this site to remind everyone in the comments section that this has existed at least once before on the Internet.

[–]TheMintness 1 point2 points ago

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One: He's not posing as a "White Knight". He's doing an observational study.

Two: Most people remember things they've seen or at least recognize them. I somehow doubt you have forgotten everything that has made you laugh.

Three: Your last remark implies that you'd rather people weren't notified of content's current existence. I, for one, have never seen this picture and would rather know that this was made a while ago and not actually new.

[–]MustWarn0thers 1 point2 points ago

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|Your last remark implies that you'd rather people weren't notified of content's current existence. I, for one, have never seen this picture and would rather know that this was made a while ago and not actually new.

No, I'd like someone to point out the original owner if there is a site or artist who takes credit.

What I don't want to see is the same damn comment of "THIS IS REPOSTED SO MANY TIMES OMG REDDIT IS SO BAD NOW".

I see people post that kind of shit more often than I see re-posted content.

[–]TheMintness 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah you're definitely exaggerating his reaction to the picture.

[–]Toribor 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I could never have kids... I would tell them about the birthday skeleton just to torment them.

[–]CarlATHF1987 0 points1 point ago

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Why thank you!

[–]bladzalot 0 points1 point ago

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wut?

[–]Jholmsy 0 points1 point ago

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I call Shenanigans, Pokey lives forever in an Absolutely Safe Capsule

[–]Menoku 0 points1 point ago

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From now on I'm addressing children as "small humans".

[–]sambojomo 0 points1 point ago

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When I was in high school we told my friend's little sister who was about to turn 4 that when she went to sleep on the night of her birthday that her 3 year old hands would fall off and her 4 year old hands would grow in. Poor kid didn't sleep a wink.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Johnny The homicidal maniac

[–]NorthboundFox 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mach_ich_spaeter 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Zyberst 0 points1 point ago

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That should totally be a thing.

[–]RadioHitandRun 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmmm....i actually saw someone make this into a flash cartoon on newgrounds......don't know who made it first. credit where credit is due.

[–]Wondering_Wandering 0 points1 point ago

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[–]eligorn 0 points1 point ago

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I can't wait to get a visit from the B-day skeleton! lol.....

[–]tuxedojacob 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine the skeleton speaking in Murray's voice (from Monkey Island)

[–]penguinequalstrue 0 points1 point ago

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..... It is like Santa for the little Jewish kids!

[–]Warloxwill 0 points1 point ago

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Where the hell was he on my last 18 birthdays?

[–]comfybob 0 points1 point ago

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im so confused.... 0.0

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 0 points1 point ago

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shut up and take my xbox

[–]dgb75 0 points1 point ago

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I think this was posted in the wrong subreddit. It should have gone under /r/creepy

[–]yorko 9 points10 points ago

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You mean /r/reposts?

[–]dgb75 3 points4 points ago

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Perhaps, but I've never seen it previously. That's the challenge with a community this large and constantly growing. One man's repost is another man's first time.

[–]redditwithafork -1 points0 points ago

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People who yell out "repost"! Are just looking for acceptance within the community. Like "hey look at me! I know like everything that's ever been posted on this site, so that means I'm cooler than you!"

[–]Molestinyocookies 7 points8 points ago

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Not at all. It's a simple matter of using the search button. Seriously, try it sometime before posting.

If you're lazy

It's not a huge problem if you repost something, but it does get annoying to see the same post every week or so.

If you care for a story from Grandpa's storybook, I once had a brilliant late night idea. What if the American "right to bear arms" were interpreted as the right to have the arms of a bear? Oh man, I was brilliant. Made the picture and everything. Then I thought: "hey, let's try the search function, so people won't get pissed about reposts." So I did, and it turned out that this was quite a common idea. So I went on with my day.

[–]omplatt 0 points1 point ago

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this is the best comic i have ever read

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Upvote_and_STFU 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tetrasyzygy 0 points1 point ago

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He should have wished that his forehead wasn't a ruler anymore.

[–]DrDeadite 0 points1 point ago

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I hope I get a visit tomorrow! I'd wish for something other than an xbox, maybe a new tv? (And it actually happens to be my birthday tomorrow.)

[–]SharpeTongue 0 points1 point ago

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Adding 'This contract is sealed' to my work vocabulary.

[–]Skwiggity 0 points1 point ago

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The only way this could ever be better is if instead saying "The contract is sealed.", he pulled out a birthday whistle and said "Okey-dokey!" TOOOOT with a big toothy smile, and left.

[–]marviemundullo 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]devrdander 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure this is by Tom O'Shea

[–]marviemundullo -1 points0 points ago

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edit* I may have lost my mind. I'll check in a little bit.

[–]devrdander 1 point2 points ago

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You sure about that? Because my link to Tom's tumblr is the top rated comment, and here is Tom's deviant art page. So either you buddy goes by Tom O'Shea, you're mistaken, or his art is being ripped off.

[–]marviemundullo 2 points3 points ago

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i am mistaken.

[–]iamuser87 -1 points0 points ago

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Skeleton could appear as santa too on helloween

[–]SocialAnimal -2 points-1 points ago

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o h my god i just pissed my pants from laughing!

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 1 point2 points ago

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[–]hokieflea -2 points-1 points ago

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old copypasta is old

[–]Worlds_Best_Coffee 2 points3 points ago

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I think this is a repost moreso than a case of copypasta.

[–]mrinsanity -1 points0 points ago

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so a boner visited him in the evening?

[–]chefmcduck -1 points0 points ago

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amazing

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xoxotani -1 points0 points ago

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hahaha I want a birthday skeleton!

[–]Wetmelon -1 points0 points ago

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As has been mentioned, it's a repost, but it's friggin hilarious.

[–]cjb630 -1 points0 points ago

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yes!

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 0 points1 point ago

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[–]binford2k -1 points0 points ago

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This is funny....why?