When they put too much mayo on my subway

Rggoalie3 · 1 year

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DelSolMan · 1 year

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JoelQ · 1 year

I throw my sandwich is the air sometimes, saying Heyooo, I said no Mayoooo

Skinkerus · 1 year

Go chipotle, you can never have too much chipotle.

frutips · 1 year

I'd hate to ask but where is this scene from? From the little I've seen, he looks like a magnificent actor.

[deleted] · 1 year

Their title is sandwich artist. How do you think they feel when some uncultured swine who knows nothing about art tries to tell them how to create?

thegentile · 1 year

you eat subway?

what kind of bread looks the tastiest? good question, because they all taste the same.

luelf · 1 year

Fake topic. There's no such thing as too much.

poopy_mcgee · 1 year

Me ordering spicy mustard on my sandwich at subway:

"Just a very, very, very, VERY, small amount of spicy mustard". Subway employee then proceeds to put half a bottle of mustard on my sandwich, then asks, "Is that good?"

Happens every time.

whittler · 1 year

I always wonder if that is how they make their own when they're at home.

alexmonstar · 1 year

This usually occurs immediately after saying "Just a little bit of mayo."

[deleted] · 1 year

Any is too much.

Socrates17 · 1 year

Apparently I am the only one who thinks mayonnaise is disgusting.

But to each his/her own.

Hibbitish · 1 year

This is why I always say "light on the mayo". Problem solved

vahntitrio · 1 year

No matter how much I emphasize "a very light sprinkling of salt and pepper" they always throw on way too much. It's gotten to the point where I just don't order it anymore. I'd rather have it bland then overwhelmed.

PrincessKeona · 1 year

Every time I see Nathan Fillion, my mind screams CAPTAIN TIGHTPANTS!!!

king_of_the_universe · 1 year

I have seen this GIF used a few times, but never was it so fitting. The illusion is perfect.

sidneymay1206 · 1 year

Not only do I completely agree, but this is the perfect use of the Nathan Fillion/Castle gif. You sir get an upcote.

PeppermintNightmare · 1 year

you wouldn't say " when they put too much mayo on my McDonalds" so why u say Subway ?!?!?!

kim2814 · 1 year

hahaha, those guys do take such liberties with the term "a little".

steakbake · 1 year

i have this exact same god damm problem with ice in my drink. when they ask me now, i answer, 'yeah, i'll have two'. because at the end of the day, i want a god damm drink with that ice.

bergyd · 1 year

they do it every time no matter what.

Radico87 · 1 year

Remember the salmonella scare about 3 or 4 years ago? Well I ordered a subway sammich with tomatos that day. I wound up in the ER the next day and my face was bruised due to the force of my vomiting.

I've not stepped foot in a subway since. Nor will I.

jgunski · 1 year

Ask for one stripe of mayo

Twinzs · 1 year

I own a Subway shop. Just ask for light mayo to begin with and you'll be fine.

aphelionx2 · 1 year

When requesting the sauce at subway, best to ask for lines of sauce. (e.g. May I have one line of Mayo)

avodrocyelir · 1 year

ask for one line of mayo.

BenCelotil · 1 year

Learn to assert yourself in fast food joints, but don't go overboard and be a dick.

Subway: "Give me all the salad, please."

When you see too much of anything going on,

"STOP! I'm sorry, but I wanted variety, not a smothering."

Other examples,

"Excuse me, Miss, but this jumbo chip box is only half full."

"I ordered a double patty burger, with extra bacon. I think I'm missing a patty." - \shows burger**

You don't want to be a dick for the simple reason that the person that served you might be new at the job, but you have to pull them up on their mistakes and suggest a better result to achieve in the future.

PeeTer_Tape · 1 year

Mayonnaise and Ranch Dressing are two of the most vile substances ever concocted.

Come at at me, Reddit.

SkepticalPanda · 1 year

I worked at subway as a student, might be able to shed some light on this. "Standard" sauce amount is three lines of whatever sauce you choose, meaning three swipes across the sandwich. However, the actual amount of sauce that you get in these three swipes depends almost entirely on the sauce bottle that you're using. Some of the bottles have different hole sizes in the nozzle and will squirt the sauce out at vastly different rates. Its pretty shitty, kind of like russian roulette but instead of a gun and bullets its a bottle with sauce and instead of death the punishment is some serious customer disapproval and resentment.

TL;DR specifically ask for one thin line if you don't want much sauce and it should work out ok. Also, ask those bitches to toast your onions. Mmm.

beefor · 1 year

I always ask for one pass of mayo, they're trained to put 3 passes or something like that.

whatlogic · 1 year

When they ask if you want mayo, just say "yes, just one line" otherwise that scribble that shit all over the place.

TimeLordBurrito · 1 year

I hate when they put Mayo on my Subway...seats are all squishy and shit

crackofdawn · 1 year

I always order my sub like this when I walk into a subway:

<order sub and meat/cheese>
Ask for "Just a single line of mayo and mustard"
<order rest of veggies>

This forces them to consciously only put 1 line of mayo/mustard on the sub, then also if for some reason (hasn't happened yet) they put way too much on I could just tell them they put way too much on cause I only asked for 1 line and to remake the sub, and not feel bad about it. But the fact that I'm specifying only 1 line of each usually makes them pay attention, and it's still plenty of both because their single line is still pretty thick.

comdak · 1 year

+1 Instant upvote for Nathan Fillion

Django4boots · 1 year

The trick is to ask for a single stripe of mayo

bonekeeper · 1 year

There's no such thing as "too much mayo".

loblollies · 1 year

Simple fix: I always just say "one line of mayo" instead of "a little mayo". Works every time.

bobbybusche · 1 year

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Kruse · 1 year

Mayo is the best part.

CatBreakfast · 1 year

Any mayo is way too much mayo.

louderthanwords · 1 year

Too much mayo? Pfffff

imakitty · 1 year

Having worked the average odd job, I walk into a food service situation expecting that something will go wrong. Those folks don't get paid enough to hear bullshit from me about the specifics of my meal. If I wanted good eats I'd make it myself.

jbow2008 · 1 year

Is this before or after you take three bags of chips from the rack?

yoreel · 1 year

I could watch him all day...

XTraumaX · 1 year

As a Sandwich Artist as Subway, In our defence it can sometimes be hard to control how much comes out believe it or not. And all you have to say is "Thats enough". Its harder to make the subs than you may think.

Heyitsbiz · 1 year

just eat what they give you stop complaining over needless things.

sturmeh · 1 year

This is a repost / first world problem / dae combination for karma, c'mon guys.

Besides it belonged in /r/gifs when it was first posted.

Has nothing to do with /r/pics. :\

yogurtshwartz · 11 months

FoxifiedNutjob · 1 year

This is so true. I always say, just a little mayo and they always put waaay too much.

But I have no problem saying, "I don't want that now" and have them make another one...

flargenhargen · 1 year

never too much mayo for me, but too much mustard is a problem, cause you can't scrape it off.

I never have them put mustard on, I just take it without, then I take the packets of mustard 2 feet away and put on the exact right amount myself.

clarithium · 1 year

Oh god , exact reaction to cream cheese on bagels :X

IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes · 1 year

theres such a thing as too much mayo? the hell you say!

i drink mayo out of a shotglass.heres the latest jar of mayo i picked up cuz i was tired of running out:

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/04/80/01/26/0004800126540_500X500.jpg

i just use my hand to spread it.fuck that knife

EmpressK · 1 year

I know your pain.

Protip: If you ask for the light mayo in the packet it doesn't taste as good but you get the satisfaction of putting it on yourself.

fwerp · 1 year

Flatbread.

Oven Roasted Chicken Breast with American cheese, toasted.

Spinach, carrots, cucumbers, mayo, chipotle sauce, salt & pepper.

Can't go motherfuckin' wrong. God damn I want a Subway.

mad27 · 1 year

Just fucking say something. Or is it that we can no longer communicate with the people making our food?

alanleatherman · 1 year

how much mayo, is too much mayo?

Tier4 · 1 year

ask for lite mayo next time

mazurtommy · 1 year

Yeah i also hate it when they put too much mayo on my subway

dirtymoney · 1 year

I always have to tell the "sandwich artists" to put only a little bit of spicy mustard on mine. "Two thin stripes"

SOme of these guys get into the zone... bang the nozzle on the counter & then squeeze the bottle as hard as they can as they do it. Despite what you ask them to do.

Some places do it so much that I just ask to get it on the side so I can put my own amount on my sandwich. Like at sonic. When i get a chilidog there... if I dont ask for the chili on the side.... they put a massive amount on the dog that you have to eat it with a fork (they actually provide a fork). Hate this sooooo much. And when i dare to explain WHY I want chili on the side & not on the dog... they look at me like I am speaking chinese. Btw.... i like it on the side so i can use a little bit of chilli & then use the rest when I make mac & cheese ... to make it chili mac. I DO like sonic's chili.... and I am not a big chili person.

cheekykit · 1 year

i always tell my sandwichsmiths to give me "just a bit more than i deserve" and let them surprise me. it usually works out pretty well.

alex0321 · 1 year

Some what related

JohnPolices · 1 year

No mayo or nothing. It's an easy problem to overcome.

therealflinchy · 1 year

TIL: some people ACTUALLY think there is a thing known as 'too much mayo'

wtf?

Snota · 1 year

There is no such thing as too much mayo!

Lychees · 1 year

I once had a sub that was just buried in salt, it wasn't even edible anymore.

davvilla · 1 year

I hate this! I hate complaining even when I'm right, it's more annoying to feel that I'm annoying

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SubtleMockery · 1 year

Real men get caesar on their subs.

TheGrogsMachine · 1 year

too much bbq sauce on a dominoes

reticulatedspline · 1 year

The phrase which has worked for me in the past is "I want ONE SINGLE STRIPE of mayo, and NO MORE".

aladds · 1 year

I was hoping someone had read this like I did a first and imagined a subway train with mayo on it.

silentmage · 1 year

No matter how many times I see this I ALWAYS love it. It is the perfect "WTF are you doing, that makes no god damned sense" gif. Even the way he looks around at the end are perfect.

MayoFetish · 1 year

You can never have enough!

jennyroll · 1 year

when i say hammer, i mean my penis.

KlausTeachermann · 1 year

First world....

MetalChef · 1 year

When i hear anything about mayo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRT5b0ZrnXQ

hambletor · 1 year

I miss Firefly...

SeeEmTrollin · 1 year

How many subways do you buy?!?

nooneastern · 1 year

whenever i go to Subway i specify that i just want "a little bit" of a particular sauce. it seems that the more i try to stress the LITTLE bit the more they end up putting on. Subway doesn't want you to have a little bit of anything.

spacecarb · 1 year

This. Or at dunkin donuts when i say "a little milk please" and my coffee looks like milk.

[deleted] · 1 year

These people are artists, damn you. Who are you to say it's "too much mayo"?

rco8786 · 1 year

I always ask for "a little bit of light mayo". 5 layers later I have to tell them to stop.

wbeavis · 1 year

I have eaten at quite a few Subway "restaurants". NEVER have they been anything but stingy. The only exception may be lettuce at some locations. I believe they are trained not to overdo it.

squidfartz · 1 year

I order extra mayo just to make sure that I get any at all.

deusvires · 1 year

There is entirely not enough TWSS going on in a thread about mayo.

YourMomSaidHi · 1 year

There's no such thing as too much mayo. If you feel like you got too much, just close the sandwich and if any gets squeezed out, then you may have had too much, but now it's perfect.

bmilan288 · 1 year

There is no such thing as "too much mayo".

humanumbrella · 1 year

nailed it.

gaoshan · 1 year

I feel this same way about Subway's mustard use. They have two options... none and too much.

BearlyPossible · 1 year

Relevant

[deleted] · 1 year

I feel this way when they put the oil and vinegar on. They make like 3 fucking passes!

meaker · 1 year

I would make this man a sandwich any way he wanted every day for the rest of his life. And by sandwich... I mean sex.

tinycookie · 1 year

I love more mayo my sub, it might be bad for more mayo, but that bread is god awful and shit is dry as hell in that sandwich.

rillegas08 · 1 year

Shut up and eat your sammich.

capnjack78 · 1 year

First world problem. There is no such thing as too much mayo.

maverae · 1 year

My advice as someone who works at subway is to say "just one line of mayo please".

Most people want a sickening amount of mayo, so most workers just automatically put more on. Personally, I put on a little and ask the customer if that is enough because most of the sauces there gross me out a little.

dogboyboy · 1 year

AHhhhhhhhh!!!! Yes!!!!! Why do they do that? I said little bit! AMA request! Someone who works at subway and puts way too much mayo on!

robotNumberOne · 1 year

Ditto for mustard.

DrumAndCoke · 1 year

Ctrl + F for lines. Personally, I'm a two-liner when it comes to mayo.

strange_hobbies · 1 year

You can never have too much mayo, always ask for extra.

wtfover · 1 year

I'll never forget the time when I watched the Subway guy two-hand squeeze a half inch of mayo over the entire surface of the sandwich he was making. The customer saw me looking and said "It's good that way!". I'll take your word for it. I ask for just one line of mayo and that usually gets the message across.

Roninspoon · 1 year

I have devised a strategy that is mostly successful in mitigating over saucing at Subway. I ask for "1 line of mayonnaise."

Almonds_areGood · 1 year

You see, your problem here is that you're buying food from subway, easily the shittiest of the chain sub shops out there.

IsEasilyImpressed · 1 year

Also when I see someone with swamp ass.

[deleted] · 1 year

I used to be a 'sanwich artist'.

What you gotta understand, is that that amount is just a little.

You'd be disgusted/amazed if you saw how much mayo most people beg for. I've made sandwiches that were literally as much mayo as veggies and meat. Just a big sopping mess.

Fucking gross.

bfg_foo · 1 year

You can get packets of mayo at Subway - just have your sandwich made without it and ask for 2 packets. If they ask why, say the sandwich is for later and you don't want the mayo sitting at room temperature for that long.

letsfork · 1 year

Perfect!

randomscarab · 1 year

No such thing as too much mayo...

LordQuagga · 1 year

"And could I get some olive-"

employee throws mound of olives on my sandwich

"-oil..."

dirtywork102 · 1 year

I also hate when there's too much mayo on my public transportation!

[deleted] · 1 year

EVERY FUCKING TIME!

chadh92 · 1 year

The subway by me is notorious for this. The tip of every other squirt bottle condiment is like a pinhole, and mayonnaise's bottle is like a quarter. The girl always drenches the sandwich in mayo.

My friend dubbed her the RPMG - rocket propelled mayonnaise grenade

Donpablo · 1 year

Who doesn't like their Subway... the soupway?

ajsatx · 1 year

Why do they always put the lettuce on the bottom?

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