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Silly bird, take that off. That is not a hat. (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Atario 11 points12 points ago

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Hatters gonna hat

[–]cheekytart 2 points3 points ago

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haberdashers gonna hat.

[–]Kyodo 2 points3 points ago

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Haberdashers gonna haberdash.

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[–]quadglacier 0 points1 point ago

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This combo was brought to you by Fig Newmans! They're like fig newtons but...uhh...something

[–]Thedragon2 0 points1 point ago

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Organic?

[–]keyhan 50 points51 points ago

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What the bloody heck are you doing, hamster, take that tulip off your head, you look silly.

[–]Cravenmorebeer 18 points19 points ago

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In his defense, he does look fabulous.

[–]medicrow 2 points3 points ago

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well said

[–]irushforyou 14 points15 points ago

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that's not a tulip, it's a petunia.

[–]Osthato 22 points23 points ago

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That's not a hamster, that's my wife!

[–]ohmygulay 13 points14 points ago

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Hamster? I hardly knew 'er!

[–]primatesandme 7 points8 points ago

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

[–]shelldog 0 points1 point ago

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I fart in your general direction!

[–]BenCelotil 2 points3 points ago

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And people say, we're evolved.

I couldn't look that good in any hat I own.

[–]bbq_doritos 1 point2 points ago

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Don't listen to them bird & hamster. You can wear whatever you want on your head. What's a hat anyways? something you wear on your head?

[–]Buckbeak69 0 points1 point ago

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is this some kind of flower hat cult these adorable animals are starting?

[–]Nepalm 17 points18 points ago

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I'm so pretty, oh so pretty

[–]flugtard[S] 18 points19 points ago

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Pretty.. and witty.. and GAAAAAYYYY

[–]pwnies 14 points15 points ago

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IT DOESNT EVEN FI... er actually it kinda does.

[–]SilverVendetta 14 points15 points ago

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male bird : "I could flap to that."

[–]bobo_wonderluff 14 points15 points ago

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male bird : 'I hope she's a swallow.'

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Male Bird : 'I'd fuck her'

[–]IYKWIM_AITYD 0 points1 point ago

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Male bird: "I'd cloacal-kiss her."

[–]LilDrumrGrl 24 points25 points ago

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I, for one, am in favor of the continued wearing of that flower-hat by that bird. Who's with me?

[–]OtisTheZombie 0 points1 point ago

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That's against this country's birdlaw.

[–]thxv45 9 points10 points ago

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Silly bird don't care. Silly bird don't give a shit.

It just wears a flower for a hat.

Look at that silly bird with orange feathers.

Ewww! The orange feathers are clashing with it's hat!

But, the Silly bird don't care, the Silly bird don't give a fuck.

The Silly bird is bad ass!

[–]carvster 7 points8 points ago

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Oh silly bird, you are beautiful, no matter what they say.

[–]relevant_pony_videos 4 points5 points ago

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Oooh pretty!

[–]Hellrazor236 -2 points-1 points ago

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Goddamn ponies NEED TO DIE!!

[–]Calcularius 0 points1 point ago

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That bird is long dead.

[–]carvster 0 points1 point ago

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Words can't bring me down.

[–]IAmSteven 6 points7 points ago

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You look ridiculous. You do not need accessories, you have colorful feathers.

[–]bflstar 1 point2 points ago

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this was clever, im sorry your post didnt do better.

[–]pokemontrainerbenny 6 points7 points ago

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He'd fit right in on TF2.

[–]frazzlemcv 0 points1 point ago

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Well I got the comment I came for, time to leave.

[–]could_be_anyone 5 points6 points ago

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That bird is a member of the silly hat club.

[–]Darkling5499 6 points7 points ago

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http://emotibot.net/pix/2615.jpeg

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I kind of want to model this for a tf2 hat. Maybe heavy or medic or somthing. Huh.

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

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Scout; nothing like getting shot in the face with a shotgun by some dude wearing a flower hat.

[–]worldasmyth 5 points6 points ago

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BIRD, DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY, YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT ON YOUR HEAD. IT'S YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION. YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY!

[–]Raiseittoeleven 2 points3 points ago

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If Lady Gaga were a bird.

[–]Iznik 2 points3 points ago

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"Mummy, there's a man at the door with a bill."

"Don't be silly, it's a duck with a hat on".

[–]Doofie27 2 points3 points ago

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Whenever I see pictures of birds like this, my first reaction is "aw, cute.". But then I remember those devious bastards are descendants of the dinosaurs, and they are all just biding their time to rule the world again.

[–]Expedition_Suspicion 1 point2 points ago

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Erithacus rubecula, is that you?

[–]largelylurking 1 point2 points ago

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Stop wearing flowers on your head, bird. Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?

[–]GregTheWang 1 point2 points ago

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Bird, you are not a unicorn. You are not even a horse.

[–]had3l 1 point2 points ago

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Aww, it thinks it's people

[–]Ruleroftheblind 1 point2 points ago

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I AM MISSES NESBIT!

[–]GhostSongX4 1 point2 points ago

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Man, what happened to you? You used to be cool. You used to be dinosaurs.

[–]stoneshwar 1 point2 points ago

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Ceci n'est pas une hat?

[–]pics_for_the_blind 1 point2 points ago

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It is a bird with a flower on its head.

[–]winterorange 1 point2 points ago

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As someone who likes birds and plays TF2 I highly approve of this.

[–]imakitty 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't make him look any lest tasty.

[–]SpeakMouthWords 1 point2 points ago

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For the record, this is a Robin. An actual, no frills Robin. The originator of the name. The best, the classic, the Robin.

[–]InsertDiscSeven 1 point2 points ago

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Cus if it was a hat, it would have been totally ok for the bird to wear it. Silly title.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 1 point2 points ago

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Mmmm yes.

[–]furbyhooker 1 point2 points ago

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This bird has a face that's a cross between 'derp' and 'not one fuck is being given right now.'

[–]Hannibal_Lecture 1 point2 points ago

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That about sums up the robin. It's about the most aggressive bird there is. I watched in awe one morning as one of these little mad bastards defended half a loafs worth of bread. Crows, pigeons, jackdaws... Every time they got near he dive bombed the shit out of them. It was like watching a Korean shop owner in the LA riots :)

[–]boomer56 0 points1 point ago*

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Looks like a hat to me...

edit: typo

[–]gr136306 0 points1 point ago

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What type of bird is the strongest?

[–]gr136306 2 points3 points ago

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A CRANE!

[–]doh_ramey 4 points5 points ago

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false. the African Crowned Eagle is strongest.

[–]wartornhero 0 points1 point ago

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A swallow.

[–]VasyaK 0 points1 point ago

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He's a cute little birdie until he's shitting all over your car and his friends are tagging you as you run away screaming.

[–]SpeakMouthWords 0 points1 point ago

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Robins don't have friends.

[–]smithcraft 0 points1 point ago

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"Like it, darling? It's the height of fashion in Milan this year!"

[–]primatesandme 0 points1 point ago

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I want you.

[–]SpacemanJim 0 points1 point ago

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OH YES IT IS.

[–]MsChanandalerBong 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you know you can fly?

[–]coffeeandbooks 0 points1 point ago

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Totally read it in the Brian Fellows voice.

[–]dsfraser2 0 points1 point ago

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Don't listen to 'em bird! You be unique! You challenge the status quo! Tear down the walls that have been binding our headwear choices for lo these many years! Viva la bird!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This bird has won my heart!

[–]Waterstar 0 points1 point ago

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Awww... I love birds, and that flower makes it even cuter

[–]jeffinfremont 0 points1 point ago

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You gotta say it like Brian Fellow.

[–]discreet1 0 points1 point ago

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Bobby said it was a hat So I put it on Now daddy's sayin Where's the toilet plunger gone?

[–]agore30 0 points1 point ago

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Why you gotta tell him/her what to do? Let the little bird be him/herself.

Edit for spelling.

[–]T-Luv 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only person who thinks this looks shooped? The pixels just look funny to me. I've also see quite a few shoops in my time.

[–]ryandaily 0 points1 point ago

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Your skull is not even a bee.

[–]Dunkirkitten 0 points1 point ago

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Was I the only one who thought the flower seemed like a tin foil hat? Conspiracy theorist bird?

[–]FishFishSuperFly 0 points1 point ago

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I automatically read the title in Will Ferrell's voice.

[–]markio 0 points1 point ago

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I said it in the voice you typed it in... well done

[–]letmehaveago 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think it agrees

[–]SquidsAhoy 0 points1 point ago

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Must be a new game from valve. He shoots, he scores.

[–]doingstuffwell 0 points1 point ago

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i've worn worse thing as hats.

[–]rebelpilotx 0 points1 point ago

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I'll trade you an unusual for it.

[–]BessyBossman 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for title.

[–]Dohr 0 points1 point ago

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that bird is all

[–]benshere 0 points1 point ago

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Lack of sleep is making me find humorous things hilarious, must get off reddit, why is this so funny?

[–]I_AMA_ZOMBIE 0 points1 point ago

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNSS!!!!!

[–]Clueless007 0 points1 point ago

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This belongs in TF2 reddit

[–]mama-con-chile 0 points1 point ago

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silly bird, your beak can't turn into duckface pout

[–]yesterdaze 0 points1 point ago

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DGAF Bird

[–]alijohnstone 0 points1 point ago

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If he really wants a hat, he should get one of these sweet custom made bird-hats.

[–]lingnoi 0 points1 point ago

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Paranoia Bird says, "No, stops the human bird brain control waves."

[–]guttegutt 0 points1 point ago

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"don't you think i look cute in this hat?"

[–]Insany92 0 points1 point ago

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REDDIT!! Y U NO UNDERSTAND IT IS FOR COMFORT

[–]SageOne718 0 points1 point ago

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Silly bird: my girlfriend says it looks hot ...

[–]Gormae 0 points1 point ago

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Thought I'd try out some new styles in mspaint for Mr Bird: http://imgur.com/243u8 and http://i.imgur.com/go24A.jpg

[–]delecti 0 points1 point ago

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Cross-posted to r/likeahat

[–]tama_chan 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag Bird

[–]zip_000 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought

Perhaps I've watched My Neighbor Totoro a few too many times lately.

[–]RockLoi 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't even fit.

[–]EvilTony 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like a pepper flower.

[–]SillyHat 0 points1 point ago*

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Oh bird... you so silly. One more for my collection. ('-'*)ｵﾋｻ♪

[–]CherryVimto 0 points1 point ago

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Bird, you are drunk.

[–]Burf-_- 0 points1 point ago

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awwww birdy

[–]BioLabMan 0 points1 point ago

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Fabulous Robin is disaffected by wildlife haute couture.

[–]arcsine 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone who is not motor_city_glamazon, please disregard.

Nom? NO. Nom? NO! Nom? NO! Hat.

[–]tk_aspiring 0 points1 point ago

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and you weren't even invited to the royal wedding.

[–]presidentofwhat 0 points1 point ago

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BITCH I am fabulous

[–]IYKWIM_AITYD 0 points1 point ago

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BITCH, I'm a robin!

[–]NoJapanNoLife 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, it's a flower! Funny bird

[–]joehouin 0 points1 point ago

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shopped

[–]Zutra 0 points1 point ago

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He took it, and threw it on the ground!

[–]SuperRyanCo 0 points1 point ago

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"But I'm fancy..." says the bird...

[–]Bubbasauru -2 points-1 points ago

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-Peter Griffin

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[–]TheNatch -1 points0 points ago

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This isn't normal.

But on Disney it is.

Disney. Not even once.

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