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[–]Mrmeat31 9 points10 points ago

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Probably one of the greatest pics on the internet.

[–]justerik[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

[–]seedlesssoul 2 points3 points ago

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And shepherds we shall be, For thee my Lord for thee, Power hath decended forth from thy hand, So our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, And we shall flow a river forth to thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be,

I always liked this prayer, though I am not a religious man.

[–]heartbreak_warfare -1 points0 points ago

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Took the words out of my mouth. Amazing!

[–]Karmangler 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Son_of_a_Bee_Sting -1 points0 points ago

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Ok mr. Karma police. Look re-posts happen. if enough people care they will downvote the link. It is not individual redditors jobs to moderate what is posted. And new users may not have seen this so its good to have reposts of funny things. good work detective. you're fired.

[–]thatkenyan 2 points3 points ago

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Its giving you a link to a previous very popular submission so people can look at the comments for added discussion. Those new to this will upvote it, those who don't like it won't. That part stays the same.

[–]justerik[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw it this way. Sorry I reposted, must've missed it the first time around. It's new to me! :3

[–]CapNRoddy 0 points1 point ago

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Don't apologize for reposting. The whole fucking stigma that some people want to attach to it is idiotic.

[–]CapNRoddy 0 points1 point ago

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Also the one on the right was in Blade 2. For double the vampire hate.

[–]Spaz-man220 0 points1 point ago

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Looked at Connor MacManus I don't get it, Look at Norman Reedus oh the guy from blade 2... WTF is wrong with me!! BDS kicked ass

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 0 points1 point ago

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What I would pay to walk in on this at a D&B.

[–]dogsarefun -3 points-2 points ago

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I haven't seen twilight, but it can't be much worse than boondock saints.

[–]i_fap_to_anything -1 points0 points ago

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wtf did that nigga say? aw HELL NAWH

[–]dogsarefun 2 points3 points ago

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YOU HEARD ME

[–]volkdelta -2 points-1 points ago

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you should see what they do to people who repost

[–]CapNRoddy 1 point2 points ago

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Don't complain about reposts

What do they do to people who don't read the Reddiquette?

[–]justerik[S] 2 points3 points ago

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They tell them "That's still funny the second time around! Glad you finally saw it and are sharing it with more people!" in an Irish accent?

[–]MJC93 -2 points-1 points ago

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Well they are both shit movies

[–]methshin -2 points-1 points ago

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Funny, I didn't like the last Saints movie too much either.

[–]methshin 0 points1 point ago

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Downvote if you want, but in your heart you know I'm right!

[–]cornholio12 -3 points-2 points ago

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The context of the headline is wrong. They were holding him at gun point to force him to strip dance for them.