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[–]alvara49 45 points46 points ago

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Please don't use "2" as a substitution for "to". It's frustrating.

[–]Zambini 2 points3 points ago

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OhAi. WhY dO yOu NoT wAnT hIm 2 UsE 2?

[–]gunnerheadboy 0 points1 point ago

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LOL i luv farmvil im such a nerd!

[–]RyderJ 5 points6 points ago

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[–]cryingeyes 2 points3 points ago

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Thats a cock not just shitty lightning...nice work

[–]JSkii 1 point2 points ago

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that's hilarious!!

[–]samanathon 1 point2 points ago

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There was only a single image... Your title is plural! I feel cheated.

[–]einsfurmich 3 points4 points ago

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Eye W@nt3D 2 s@y Y0 d@wG GR@mmAr D0n3 g00000d B 4 Fo0l$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[–]Settlefourless 0 points1 point ago

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fuck nsfw. this isn't safe for the world.

[–]getchar 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm, looks like he's compensating for something, if you know what I mean.

[–]VRisho 0 points1 point ago

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Opened this in my Christian Theology class before the NSFW was on the link. I clicked back and closed my laptop.

[–]Drpepperman 0 points1 point ago

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i feel like this should be a subreddit

[–]DaywalkerOG 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a needle about to penetrate it?

[–]seracera 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so turned on right now.

[–]aalyfateh 0 points1 point ago

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you have two cock hilarious!

[–]reddit-mandingo 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't have been cheaper, easier, less painful, and less permanent just to buy a dicktowel? (Dot com.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Step 1: Get giant penis tattoo on inner thigh Step 2: Streak nude during nationally broadcast sporting event, forcing television to sensor entire area from waist to knee Step 3: ????????????? Step 4: Profit.

[–]gamist 0 points1 point ago

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nsfw? thx

[–]ShakyBonez -1 points0 points ago

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Idiot.