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[–]codename22 212 points213 points ago

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OR in the mentality of some posts lately, "The princess said NO. And then the prince forever pined and whined about how he was eternally friend-zoned."

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

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The guys on here are fucking pathetic.

[–]Chapster 40 points41 points ago

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Seriously. I'm here for the whales.

[–]rockhopper2010 24 points25 points ago

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Whale put.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Please, let's not start another pun thread, it might krill the mood.

[–]montyy123 4 points5 points ago

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I disagree. Pun threads have a porpoise.

[–]dirtside 4 points5 points ago

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We're not baleen on this thread already, are we?

[–]FryderykFuckinChopin 5 points6 points ago

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Well where else are we supposed to have our pity party?

[–]gentlebot 108 points109 points ago

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Needs more fonts.

[–]EnsErmac 16 points17 points ago

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Only thing with more is a ransom note...

[–]jerbear1978 3 points4 points ago

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Especially Comic Sans!

[–]WildeNietzsche 494 points495 points ago

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The level of male insecurity on Reddit is getting uncomfortable.

[–]junkit33 24 points25 points ago

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It's because the average age is getting younger and younger. I swear it's no higher than 19-20 at this point.

[–]dswenson8 14 points15 points ago

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I actually didn't think I'd ever see the day where this would be a top comment in a subreddit like r/pics ... thanks.

[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj 196 points197 points ago

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Is today butthurt friendzone day? Because that's what it feels like.

[–]lgodsey 121 points122 points ago

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HA HA FOOLED YOU I NEVER WANTED A GIRLFRIEND IN THE FIRST PLACE!

HA HA

HA

...

single tear

[–]bertbargo 4 points5 points ago

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Okay

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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"Butthurt Friendzone Day". Sept 8, 2011. Never Forget

[–]awwreeawnuh 1 point2 points ago

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SS'd

[–]Goron40 13 points14 points ago

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Day? We have a day for it now?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Every day?

[–]Sylocat 10 points11 points ago

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Most of the guys complaining about being "friendzoned" have never even gotten close enough to an actual woman to be friendzoned in the first place.

[–]attomsk 12 points13 points ago

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This comment was refreshing.

[–]jasmaree 30 points31 points ago

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Don't you know women are nothing but bitches who lead you on and take your money and nag you all day. Life is just all around better without them.

[–]iheartkittens 4 points5 points ago

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Aren't you forgetting you fell out of one? ಠ_ಠ

[–]orkid68 1 point2 points ago

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okay, they're good at being pregnant. so one thing.

[–]cleanstart 1 point2 points ago

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No, I had to be cut out of one by a male doctor.

[–]PriestmanX 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, and i get bitched at nagged by her too!

[–]barbarismo 21 points22 points ago

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uncomfortable, or hilarious?

[–]geehoffer 18 points19 points ago

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hilariously uncomfortable.

Arredditsted Development.

[–]terex232 7 points8 points ago

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uncomfortably hilarious. Road House.

[–]Not_Korean_Enough 1 point2 points ago

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I want a threat just for this type of wordplay.

[–]Sleetz 9 points10 points ago

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I want a threat just for this type of wordplay.

Then make one or I'll fucking murder you.

[–]saracuda 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, the fuck is with today?

[–]GosuSheep 6 points7 points ago

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Insecurity, where?

[–]r00x 4 points5 points ago

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Was that insecurity? Genuine question, I struggle with subtler things like this.

[–]Fromonger 44 points45 points ago

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It's a man extrapolating one instance of relationship issues over every single occurance of a comitted relationship. This is insecure, sexist, and really annoying.

[–]r00x -1 points0 points ago

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Really? I thought it was just a lighthearted joke. Not a particularly original or good one, but still. It's only offensive if you choose to be offended, after all.

[–]exactlycake 21 points22 points ago

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Douche-bag redditor: Asks a "genuine question" about sexism. Tells women to stop bitching.

[–]r00x 3 points4 points ago

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No, by all means, bitch away! I merely suggest that it's nothing to get worked up about. It's stupid picture made by who knows, joking about some common stereotypes of marriage/relationships. That's pretty harmless, if you ask me.

[–]exactlycake 17 points18 points ago

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So at what point, in your opinion, does relationship bashing (and by extension, the ideal that a man leads a better life without the emotional company of woman) go from harmless joke, to blatant sexism?

For me, it's when the joke is made so many times that it can't help but sneak into the cultural psyche and breed individuals who actually think that way, consciously or unconsciously.

[–]r00x 2 points3 points ago

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Take another look at the joke. The princess turned this guy down, and he's done just fine for himself. He went for the option that was allegedly "inferior" first. He was willing to make the sacrifices.

And she said "No".

So off he goes, determined to make the best of it, and quite successfully it seems.

Besides, we can reasonably assume the princess is having a whale of a time as well. After all, she's a princess. Gotta be loaded, and as the joke implies, more than attractive enough to find a bloke of her choosing.

Really, everyone wins, so the only relationship this joke seems to truly bash is the one the princess rejected in the first place.

[–]Kalium 2 points3 points ago

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Take a man. Tell him what he's supposed to be: strong, swift, humble, confident, able in all ways, protective, honorable, charming, funny, and so on. Tell him what he wants in life: friends, family, and love.

Then tell him that only if he becomes the ideal can he have what he wants. Tell him, show him, convince him that anyone who is less than the idea does not deserve what they desire, as others are more deserving.

Then let this man realize that he falls short of the ideal and would still like to be happy.

Now then. Further questions about where insecurity comes from?

[–]BobSmash 7 points8 points ago

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I'm a 22 year old straight male.

Take a woman. Tell her that she should be caring, smart, thrifty, attractive, confident, understanding, powerfully sexual, yet chaste, and so on. Tell her what she wants in life: friends, family, and love.

Now, tell her that only if she becomes the ideal can she have what she wants. Convince her that anyone who isn't all of these things not only can't have the things they want but are a slut, a dog, a prude, or etc.

You won't have to show her that she falls short of the ideal. Society does it for you.

Women aren't this insecure. Don't be a douche.

[–]Kalium 1 point2 points ago

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Women aren't this insecure. Don't be a douche.

Really? From what I've seen, the only difference is that women aren't as visibly insecure. They're better at keeping you and I from noticing.

[–]Wolfmanatee 82 points83 points ago

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I do all that and I'm married. Well, not the skinny girl part because skinny girls don't do it for me.

He didn't nail anything, btw--he just detailed how some men confuse marriage with "being married to a poor match for me."

[–]viciousbreed 26 points27 points ago

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No kidding. If marriage is so terrible, get a damn divorce, or pay more attention to who you're marrying.

I don't understand why men get married if this post is indicative of how they perceive it...

[–]exactlycake 21 points22 points ago

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Clashing cultural expectations, I think. I knew a guy who told me, honest to God, that his family and friends would think he was gay if he didn't have "one on the side" as well as a steady girlfriend. He said it took him a long time to realize that what he wanted was a loving relationship, even if that meant people in his social network thinking he was a pussy for being emotionally connected to a woman.

A lot of it has to do with women being connected with weakness in the minds of some cultural circles, and even really loving a woman is weak. It's pretty fucked up, and a lot of men never realize they were socialized that way until their ass deep in divorce papers. On the other side of the story, you have women who are socialized to get married, even if it means marrying a man who continually lies, cheats and is emotionally distant to them.

It really does ruin a lot of lives.

[–]Boobzilla 13 points14 points ago

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Or you could just not marry a princess, and find some awesome chick instead. They do exist. There's probably even one out there that would be okay with everything on this list.

[–]polloconjamon 90 points91 points ago

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"all his family and friends thought he was cool as hell"

riiiiiiight

[–]parttimehuman 56 points57 points ago

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All his family and friends suspected he might be in the closet.

[–]misterghani 8 points9 points ago

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Exactly! If anything, this makes a clear case for homosexual relationships! This dude obviously hates women, so why not men?

Really, why not Zoidberg?

[–]harvey-birdman 3 points4 points ago

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And said: "that's cool".

[–]parttimehuman 1 point2 points ago

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ideally.

[–]knerp 23 points24 points ago

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Really, the only factor in family and friends thinking you're cool is if you make decent money. If you're broke and married, you're not cool. If you're rich and married, you're cool. Same with being single. See how it all boils down to money and nothing to do with marital status.

[–]pathogenXD 3 points4 points ago

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That being said, it might be the case that single people have a higher chance of being rich! So, those who are single have a higher chance of being cool perhaps?

[–]Mormolyke 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Firegrl 2 points3 points ago

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Studies also show that single people don't live as long....

[–]rrworkacct 54 points55 points ago

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  • Motorcycle:
  • Naked girls:
  • Drinking:
  • Rock concerts:
  • Favorite jeans:
  • Drink from the carton:
  • Still have money:
  • Leave the toilet seat up: Did you see the rest of this list? My girl loves naked girls, rock concerts, drinking, and fucking. I'd install a new toilet seat every time she took a piss if she asked me too.

Call me a sap, but I fucking love being in a good relationship. Being in love is the best. Also, sex is just better when someone knows exactly what you like, and vice versa.

[–]akatch 1 point2 points ago

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If she's that kind of girl, she probably also doesn't give a fuck if you leave the seat up.

[–]2paws 1 point2 points ago

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this thread needed you

[–]rrworkacct 2 points3 points ago

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The internet needs to learn to love women. All women. They're fucking great. Some people aren't perfect looking, and if they found someone more around their level they could happily fuck all the time. That's the only difference is between people getting laid and people alone; the ones getting laid are going after people they can get. Your night elf is not going to come along unless you're fucking hot too, okay internet?

[–]Uriah_Heep 102 points103 points ago

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Yeah, on second thought, I think I'll dump the love of my life because I want to drink milk from the carton like a fucking rube.

[–]straat 15 points16 points ago

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Now you're getting it!

[–]Eternity42Immensity 2 points3 points ago

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Thats the ticket!

[–]throwawaymechanic37 8 points9 points ago

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Just a thought. If drinking from the carton is SO AWFUL that it's a deal breaker for you, then you are the king of 1st world problems.

I love him so damn much.....

But he drinks from the milk carton.

[–]RonaldoNazario 5 points6 points ago

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Upvote just for using 'rube'

[–]Kyato 160 points161 points ago

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Why do redditor guys hate women so much...?

[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj 92 points93 points ago

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Because they were rejected at age 16 and never got over it.

"FUCK BITCHES this poster is what life's all about!" Then they surf Reddit for 6 hours and fall asleep alone.

[–]LoveGoblin 43 points44 points ago

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Because they were rejected at age 16 and never got over it.

And I suspect that for many, age 16 wasn't that long ago.

[–]Kalium 8 points9 points ago

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It's truly remarkable how much reddit loves to stereotype and hate itself.

[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj 9 points10 points ago

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The self-loathing keeps things in check

[–]dirtside 1 point2 points ago

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Some of us have happy, healthy marriages and kids. Don't overgeneralize.

[–]smallfried 21 points22 points ago

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If you can't join them, fight them!

[–]DoesPussyCount 1 point2 points ago

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Man, how much I wish I could join them. Cause Boobs.

[–]fancy-free 5 points6 points ago

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I know you meant this rhetorically, but you really shouldn't have. It's a real question with a real answer.

A guy who expects to get rejected by all women approaches them with some combination of two mindsets; resentment or trepidation. The mindset that women find attractive, confidence, is the opposite of trepidation. Confidence requires enough disinterest to make it incompatible with resentment. This results in more rejection.

The follow-up question should be "how can this vicious cycle be broken." The answer is to appear confident around women, which is easiest to do by becoming good at something that you can do in the physical company of women (posting on reddit is not an example of such an activity.)

[–]cowboyoctopus 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to argue with a bunch of sexists who say all women are gold diggers or liars. Stayed for having my faith in male Redditors restored.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Has nothing to do with hate, but rather angst and fear of relationships and the lack of stability of relationships.

[–]down_with_whomever 2 points3 points ago

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I'll answer that with a quote.

“Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off... “We’re a generation of men raised by women. I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.”

It's nice to see an image of life other than the traditional notion that it's romantic to sacrifice your freedom.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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So basically men wait until they're in their thirties to grow up and realize that they're not special snowflake rock stars and now they're blaming everything else? And every generation was raised by women.

[–]Sylocat 5 points6 points ago

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It's sad how many people don't realize that movie was actually making fun of them.

[–]2paws 4 points5 points ago

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It's odd because all the shit mentioned in that quote applies to women too. We're a disenchanted generation..let's not take it out on each other.

[–]Sourgraoes 10 points11 points ago

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Drank milk from the box?

[–]ThePrettiestSeaSlug 10 points11 points ago

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Spent all his money on booze and hookers, had to settle for powdered milk.

[–]Reisz 2 points3 points ago

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Carton.

[–]uglychicano 2 points3 points ago

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Canada: bag

[–]fakethis 1 point2 points ago

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I have never seen milk in a bag.

[–]uglychicano 2 points3 points ago

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[–]misterghani 11 points12 points ago

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LOL HAHA BECAUSE ALL WOMEN TAKE YOUR MONEY AND DON'T WORK AND CHEAT ON YOU AND DEGRADE YOU AND RUIN EVERYTHING! SO TRUE, OMG!

/s ಠ_ಠ

[–]rrolled 61 points62 points ago

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"And he was the creepy old guy at the bar everyone made fun of" FTFY

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[–]rrolled 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sorry, but this post is about a guy who says he has sex with chick half his age and is the cool guy at the bar. So, yes, I judge the creepy guy that comes into bars and hits on chicks half his age because everyone his OWN age has lived long enough to know not to deal with his bullshit. My guess is YOU ARE THIS PERSON

[–]misterfalcon 11 points12 points ago

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Yikes. This image is kind of pathetic.

[–]Not_sexist_at_all 35 points36 points ago*

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Congratulations, you've found the most un-sexist thread on reddit today!

Don't worry, there's still time to make one that's even "better!"

[–]MPTubes 3 points4 points ago

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good god, you may actually now be my favourite novelty account. Though the bold text is slightly irritating. Regardless, good work.

[–]addedpulp 34 points35 points ago

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I've been single, and I didn't do half that shit. I expect if I remained single long enough for "fucking chicks half my age" to be legal, I'd be the creepiest fuck alive for most of that stuff.

[–]the_tab_key 17 points18 points ago

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Bingo Bango. Also, while I am married, I don't recall my wife ever telling me I couldn't do any of those things. The stuff with the chicks I avoid because (1) Out of respect for my wife and (2) there's no way in hell any of that would happen anyway.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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If I was fucking 18 to 20 year-olds in my forties, being called "creepy" is not something I'd lose sleep over.

[–]addedpulp 7 points8 points ago

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The problem is, in order to do so, you have to TRY, and in trying, at that age, you're prooobably gonna fail, often. That's when "creepy" is an issue.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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If I was fucking 18 to 20 year-olds in my forties, being called "creepy" is not something I'd lose sleep over.

[–]meatybunch 1 point2 points ago

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You're drastically underestimating the number of people with daddy issues.

[–]addedpulp 7 points8 points ago

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I wouldn't consider a predatory lifestyle "better" than being happily married. Mind you, I did say "happily" married.

[–]OmegaVesko 5 points6 points ago

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SO. MANY. FONTS.

[–]vtbarrera 6 points7 points ago

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Holy shitty typography batman!

[–]geezlers 7 points8 points ago

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P.S: He contracted a number of venereal diseases and cirrhosis.

[–]tertiaryus 67 points68 points ago

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I didn't see the part where you're alone, fapping in front of your computer.

[–]BentSlinky 61 points62 points ago

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Trust me, married guys do that plenty.

[–]msnow37 17 points18 points ago

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As a female I can say that my boyfriend is allowed to do all these things with the exception of fucking other people (and I've never cheated on him). He does hear my bitching occasionally, but I save most of that for my friends.

[–]CoffeeTeaMe 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah really...as long as he's not hurting me (cheating, disrespecting me, doing shit with other chicks, etc), himself or anyone else....then why should I care what else he does for fun?

[–]DefiantDragon 16 points17 points ago

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This fairy tale assumes that the prince is not fat, ugly or socially awkward in any way.

Where's that drawing of the morbidly obese comic-con guy? "Yeah, that's why I'm still single"

[–]sawbutter 98 points99 points ago

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Welcome to reddit!

Say hello to your new friend:

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/cN70g.jpg

[–]GreatQuestion 9 points10 points ago

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...yeah, but this one has fuck in the title.

[–]qtychr 63 points64 points ago

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I like reposts because I do not see everything ever posted on reddit ever all the time.

[–]grantrules 20 points21 points ago

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I do. All of it.

[–]r00x 10 points11 points ago

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These days, if I haven't seen something before, I feel like I'm not Redditing hard enough.

[–]qtychr 1 point2 points ago

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New content on reddit? Clear my schedule!

[–]Flux85 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks to this link, I found a higher resolution image of the one that OP posted: http://i.imgur.com/e8vsh.png

[–]Ytoabn 7 points8 points ago

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I'm wondering if we should force people to look at this before they post any image. Sad part is, I think this is the most successful this image has ever been.

[–]Ihasn 10 points11 points ago

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honestly this karmadecay/repost thing is like telling someone on an IT fourm to google it before they post. It doesn't help them any faster and other people don't get to see it. I know if we don't bash people for reposts we will see this image every 20 mins in the new queue, but plain and simple this is the first time I've seen it and its funny. Judging from the karmadecay history and the upvotes this is the first time alot of people have seen it. Good post und3feated. Thanks for a good find.

[–]standardage 6 points7 points ago

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I agree with your comment. For me someone complaining about "reposts" is as annoying as when another person says "this."

[–]burgess_meredith_jr 4 points5 points ago

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But what if something has already been posted, and I haven't seen it? Am I to be deprived of something new to me because I missed it the first time around?

[–]Fromonger 24 points25 points ago

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Why is Reddit so damned sexist? "All women are fucking cunts and need to just suck my cock so that I never have to experience the occasions where one of them might hurt me." I'd rather have all the fucking pain of an attempt at a real human interaction once fucking more than going through life fucking and drinking like a sad, pathetic excuse for a pissant human being, until I finally died, unknown by any of the people that I had stuck my dick in because I was too damn afraid to attempt to experience anything with substance. Fuck!

[–]Caca_Refrescante 1 point2 points ago

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You forget the part where the rest of the people aren't you.

[–]Fromonger 2 points3 points ago

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I mean not to say that everyone needs to subscribe to my mentality/code of ethics. I'm saying that the way that the text implies that all comitted relationships will fall by the wayside due to women being controlling, cheating, nagging bitches is sexist and insecure.

[–]squigglecakes 1 point2 points ago

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Because reddit is filled with forever alone virgins.

[–]Li5y 5 points6 points ago

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You really think this is all there is to life? Get over yourself

[–]latarian 6 points7 points ago

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You sure showed me and my beautiful loving girlfriend what's what.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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...and died alone without anyone to look after him or children to be proud of

[–]ItsAGoodIdea 1 point2 points ago

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...while skydiving with a giant parachute made of all his disposable income.

[–]weirdguyincorner 5 points6 points ago

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wait...there are such things as naked bars?

[–]OmniaII 98 points99 points ago

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and realized at 60 that he was lonely as fuck and didn't have grand children to play with and tell stories and that he grew tired and too old from all the fucking and drinking, then died out of boredom. the end.

[–]Indoorsman 11 points12 points ago

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Not everyone feels the need for companionship and a legacy. Some people will always have the people they cared about throughout their life with them, and that is all they need. Some people are happy enough with themselves that all they need is themselves, all other positive relationships are blessings.

Having kids so you feel like you accomplished something, or so that you aren't lonely later in life is horribly selfish, and the wrong reason to have children.

You have children because you think you can raise a person who is going to be happy that they are alive, because you think you can equip a child with the mental and emotion tools to go out and challenge the world, who at the end of their life will have their regrets but over all will with be proud of who they were and are, and when death comes for them they are ready for it.

[–]SpawnQuixote 36 points37 points ago

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Go to a nursing home and count the number of people with kids who never visit. It may enlighten you.

[–]verbify 3 points4 points ago

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Sample bias. I know people that wouldn't put their parents in a nursing home (I know sometimes it is unavoidable) - those in nursing homes are often the childless ones or just happen to be the ones with shitty children.

[–]philter451 14 points15 points ago

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I spent as much time with my grandma as I possibly could. I saw her nearly every day and spoke with her often about her life. She passed when I was 12 and I miss her still. My grandfather on the same side had passed before I was born but I was often told stories about him. My other grandparents live in another state, but I call my grandfather often to speak with him and shoot the breeze. Not all old people are alone.

[–]down_with_whomever 9 points10 points ago

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Oh yeah? Well, my anecdotal evidence disproves YOUR anecdotal evidence, so suck it!

[–]KCBassCadet 6 points7 points ago

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If you raise your children to be such shitbags that they don't come to see you when you're older, then it sounds like you're doing it wrong.

[–]Caca_Refrescante 3 points4 points ago

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You obviously don't have siblings.

[–]StGreve 1 point2 points ago

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I think that has more to do with the person himself rather than the fact that he has children.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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you work there or something?

[–]what_american_dream 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks Mr. Pessimist.

[–]willymo 10 points11 points ago

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he grew tired and too old from all the fucking and drinking... I fail to see the problem? You're only lonely if you let yourself be. Despite what society tells you the official steps to take in life are, not everybody has any desire what-so-ever to be married to 1 woman. You can still have loving relationships just because you don't title yourself as married.

[–]KCBassCadet 6 points7 points ago

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Spoken like a true 22 year old. When you get older you'll understand. Kids aren't for everybody, but a life alone without a partner (and no, "friends" don't cut it) is a sad life indeed.

[–]OmniaII 7 points8 points ago

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meh... my new shtick is instead of calling out a repost, I'll go to karmadecay.com and find the top commented post and repost the comment.

  

Hell, if they can repost the hell out of the images, I can repost the hell out of the comments ;)

[–]willymo 3 points4 points ago

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I see... troll on good sire.

[–]lobsterknuckles 1 point2 points ago

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Just as und3feated can't say all marriages are unhappy, you can't say all single lives lead to dead end out of focus boredom.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I like how you think there's only one correct way for a person to live out their life.

[–]OmniaII 12 points13 points ago

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Sorta like the placard the OP posted right?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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exactly.

[–]Kalium 1 point2 points ago

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Then he realized that since he's an uncle multiple times over, there are lots of children around because he's awesome.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Or you can adopt one of the millions of poor homeless children around the world and skip the marriage bs.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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So one girl said no and he took that as an excuse to play Peter Pan for the rest of his life?

[–]Britti210 34 points35 points ago

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Obviously you've never been in love

[–]kilo4fun 20 points21 points ago

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Seriously, casually fucking random young women is not all that great compared to actually being in love and making love to your woman.

[–]Caca_Refrescante 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously you've never been dumped or cheated on by someone you're in love with.

[–]Britti210 4 points5 points ago

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No I definitely have been. I stand by what I said

[–]LaLaVonne 2 points3 points ago

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I have been, but I kept trying, and I found someone new and THE SWEET SWEET REVENGE OF IT IS SO DAMN GOOD! And the new one is WAY BETTER than the last. FUCK YAH!

[–]ajw827 11 points12 points ago

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This is so sad.

[–]emmgemini 11 points12 points ago

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I think you're forgetting the last 30 years of his life when he's in diapers, can't get his cock up, drunk, watching crap tv all day every day, and eating beans out of a can, without ever having formed a single meaningful relationship in his life.

[–]Caca_Refrescante 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, all of the above can be avoided by being in a relationship.

[–]Lazook 4 points5 points ago

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This was so created by a 14 year old boy.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This needs to be in a book with "The Grasshopper and the Octopus"

[–]evan_ktbd 2 points3 points ago

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Where in the world do you refer to an establishment that features naked women dancing as "naked bars?" Or is this different from a strip club or titty bar? (the latter of which I don't use)

[–]chtrchtr_pussyeater 2 points3 points ago

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While this post might exaggerate the single life a wee bit... try and sit through a couple of divorce proceedings and you'll definitely reconsider marriage.

[–]appletechguy 2 points3 points ago

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Until you're in your 30s and 40s ... then its just sad.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Is "it" graphic design? Because if so, I disagree.

[–]BackwerdsMan 2 points3 points ago

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Nice try Charlie Sheen

[–]polloconjamon 5 points6 points ago

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meh, never found prostitutes that appealing

[–]da3dalus 5 points6 points ago

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Forever alone.

FTFY

[–]crushed_pepper 3 points4 points ago

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oh my FUCK...what a FUCKING horrible title. FUCK...FUCK. For FUCK'S sake, saying FUCK doesn't make you cool, or your FUCKING title any better. Grow the FUCK up!

[–]nancylikestoreddit 4 points5 points ago

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Effing reddit misogynists.

[–]stargunner 1 point2 points ago

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no he didn't.

[–]lowertownn 1 point2 points ago

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"...and fucked with cute skinny girls..." Is this an English as a second language fairy tale? No "with" needed.

[–]apfeif 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god. Could it be.....that simple?

[–]lululalula 1 point2 points ago

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let me just point you to this article on Cracked...

[–]Sandmanifest 1 point2 points ago

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People are people. Flawed, men as well as women. We tease eachother, and I do think this is light hearted. I don't know if this shows insecurity or is just a joke about letting go, doing your own thing and being independent. Regardless, I don't think someone saying they don't need to be in a relationship means they're insecure. I'm with the girl I'm with now because I had that attitude, that security. Just get to the point to where you don't NEED another person and people will show up. And definitely have standards. There ARE crazy people out there. Men and women.

[–]Yeargdribble 1 point2 points ago

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People have a problem with sticking to the extremes. You don't have to be alone to have freedom and you don't have to give up all of your freedom to have a happy marriage.

Stop feeling like you have to settle with a woman who treats you like shit just out of the fear of being alone for life. Sure, it may be hard to hold out for someone that doesn't suck, but are you willing to be miserably married just to be sure you won't end up alone?

If you don't just cave in you can be married and happy and have plenty of freedom.

~happily married guy

[–]Elsumo 1 point2 points ago

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For most people, love is the best feeling of all. The downside of that great feeling is it comes with a contract.. compromises and possibly incredible pain.

[–]mr_tony_blair 1 point2 points ago

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No he fucking didn't. Dreadful typography.

[–]iDgiraffe 1 point2 points ago

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woah woah woah woah woah..Woah..wait.....from the "box"?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is pretty sad.

[–]bestbiff 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck me, I don't care that your romantic life sucks and you're bitter about it. It's ridiculous how trendy certain shit gets on here.

[–]WeaponexT 1 point2 points ago

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... from the box?

[–]DropAdigit 3 points4 points ago

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I am this guy. I have felt external pressure from society and family to get a career, get a wife, have kids, etc. I'm adopted and I live in western Canada, and from those and a variety of other factors I've never felt like I belonged to any particular society, I had no sense of identity. I spent a long time bouncing in and out of university, in and out of relationships, until I had a revelation: I was living, superficially, to conform to what I felt society and family wanted me to be.

It hit me like a ton of bricks: I was too busy trying to please, trying to conform, that I had never really asked myself what I wanted and did not want.

Turns out, I don't want children. I don't want a desk job. I want to own a restaurant. I want to rent a bedroom in the city and spend my time and money mostly away from it. I don't see any need for marriage; if I come across a like minded female who is co-compatable, that would be awesome, but I'm not making it a goal. I have very close friends. My sister has a large family, and I take great delight being 'fun uncle'.

I get that for a lot of people it's part of their cultural identity that marriage and children are a must; I'm lucky enough to be unswayed by culture that I am free to make the choice myself, unfettered. You go ahead and make your own.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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needs a "what I thought at 12" vs "what I thought at 32" .png

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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IOW, "those grapes are sour."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, why would I want a long term meaningful relationship with someone who shares my interests, I enjoy spending time with, and is always there for me when I can live a meaningless life of fucking around?

Sounds like it was written by a 15 year old who has only ever dealt with high school aged high maintenance teeny boppers and has probably never had a relationship OR done anything else on that list.

[–]Sylocat 2 points3 points ago

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oh my FUCK this guy is lonely and pathetic.

FTFY.

[–]hickory-smoked 4 points5 points ago

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Dating women half your age is overrated.

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[–]down_with_whomever 1 point2 points ago

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Or until You're 18.

O_O

[–]The_Real_Baldero 5 points6 points ago

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Forgot the ending: He died horribly alone and with a wasted life.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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There is only one correct way to live your life, and if you don't live it according to the script in my head I'm going to judge you so fucking hard.

ftfy.

[–]Sylocat 1 point2 points ago

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That's what the OP is saying, too.

[–]Chewy-MJ 10 points11 points ago

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I fail to see how a life spent fucking, drinking, Going to Gigs and living by you own morales is a wasted life...

[–]Treberto 17 points18 points ago

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Don't you know that if you don't live your life to the standards of others that means it was a complete waste? I thought everyone knew that.

Now excuse me while I go contribute to over population and work a job clicking buttons.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Because it comes off as incredibly hedonistic, selfish, and over-compensating. I have yet to meet a person who did all those things and was also well adjusted, content, and still alive.

[–]tonermcfly 1 point2 points ago

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Charlie Sheen. Boom.

[–]DialSquare 1 point2 points ago

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Read this new ending to my kids. They hated it.

[–]DoesPussyCount 1 point2 points ago

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I would rather drink milk straight from Boobs.

EDIT: Oh wai-