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[–]tempozrene 20 points21 points ago

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Who the hell took these pictures???

[–]epsilona01 10 points11 points ago

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Could you imagine the royalties if they got paid for every time it was reposted? We're better off them not knowing us, and vice versa.

[–]kaleidingscope 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I was thinking. Why are you sitting there taking pictures. Get in your truck and mow that bear down. The man's about to get mauled. Though I guess he got out the situation fairly unhurt. At least pull up next to him and do a dramatic no-stop pick-up.

[–]Magnesus 1 point2 points ago

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They could be taken from very far away judging by the perspective. Maybe the person didn't have a car beside him.

[–]kaleidingscope 3 points4 points ago

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Fair enough. Hopefully they were at blasting the Benny Hill theme song from wherever they were.

[–]mtkoan 33 points34 points ago

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because i was so interested: article

[–]coolmanmax2000 23 points24 points ago

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I like how the polar bear has a spokesman.

[–]TalesAbound 2 points3 points ago

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PR is a lucrative game these days

[–]blueraft 8 points9 points ago

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"They are the world's largest land predator, and are the only animals that actively hunt humans." Stupid humans - protect only animal that actively hunts them.

[–]sockpupppet 0 points1 point ago

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The only animal? Tigers in India snatch people up regularly.

[–]girlscantfight 4 points5 points ago

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100 deep cuts from the claw marks?!

[–]Hello-Universe 4 points5 points ago

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[–]acogs 5 points6 points ago

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If i saw that, I would feel like this guy

[–]blueberrywine 5 points6 points ago

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You would suddenly be sitting on a toilet?

[–]AYWMS_NWiam 6 points7 points ago

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better than shitting your pants

[–]fan_22 1 point2 points ago

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I saw that and immediately thought of this...

Hoth

[–]nevershoutjoe -2 points-1 points ago

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you thought of Nazi Zombies Call of the Dead map? I love Romero too, but not that damn much.

[–]Mugros 2 points3 points ago

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Even better. At least 20 hits with the claw and on the photos the jacket or the pants don't even have a scratch.

[–]kloober 2 points3 points ago

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In all instances where a human was killed by a polar bear, the bear was either hungry or pissed off.

Bears are assholes. Mark my words.

[–]oconn 1 point2 points ago

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TIL polar bears are the only animals that actively hunt humans

[–]Fists_of_Fury 10 points11 points ago

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Sir, You've dropped your keys. Sir?

[–]thermodynamics2 1 point2 points ago

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I really hope that doors are already unlocked; I mean, why would you lock the doors out in those parts?

[–]FraggotMan 16 points17 points ago

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[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 1 point2 points ago

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FEDOR!! Pride never dies!

[–]cbung 7 points8 points ago

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The dude got like 4 feet to the left by the time the bear is almost around the damn truck

[–]SgtBaxter 3 points4 points ago

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The bear has 4 wheel drive

[–]tyler_herpden 7 points8 points ago

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Coming to a town near you EXTREME POLAR BEAR TAG

[–]PhifeFromATCQ 5 points6 points ago

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That man probably got horribly mauled... bro

[–]mitchij2004 2 points3 points ago

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quit playin' yo.

[–]Hello-Universe 1 point2 points ago

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100 deep cuts on his back and head. He managed to get into an unlocked truck that belonged to someone else.

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 0 points1 point ago

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100 cuts!?!? So the bear came about this close pinches fingers to actually killing him. Suddenly this picture isn't even remotely funny. :(

[–]GeneralWarts 4 points5 points ago

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You don't want bear hug!?!

[–]Kwinten 4 points5 points ago

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This happened in Barrow, Alaska. The same town the movie "30 Days Of Night" is set in.

Just a fun fact.

[–]b0jangl3s 4 points5 points ago

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Vampire polar bears? You could sell that treatment in 10 minutes flat.

[–]TheIrishToker 3 points4 points ago

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this really did just make me seriously crack up, and I'm actually going through opiate withdrawal. that says A LOT! Thanks for that!

[–]btirabail 2 points3 points ago

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This LOOKS cute...but in reality the guy running for his life.

[–]atred 1 point2 points ago

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it doesn't look cute to me...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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is that a bronco? (i mean the truck)

[–]mtkoan 1 point2 points ago

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fuck yea its a bronco. owned one my own self, once upon a time.

[–]LudicrousGibs 4 points5 points ago

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[–]rainbowsandcandy 1 point2 points ago

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I have a forester bronco too! '91!

[–]LudicrousGibs 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to say, "Sweet Bronco."

[–]Choo41 1 point2 points ago

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Tag, you're it.

[–]strib666 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GlumChampion 0 points1 point ago

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Yay! First thing I thought of when seeing this title.

[–]nats11 1 point2 points ago

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this brings "chinese fire drill" to a whole new level.

edit: ...bro

[–]etothex 1 point2 points ago

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Worst game of peek-a-boo ever played.

[–]ShitJustGotRealGood 1 point2 points ago

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Shit aint funny. That shit is scary.

[–]dethkarz 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder why the guy was taking pictures instead of calling for help...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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There should be a rpg in which you start naked at northern parts of Canada surrounded by polar bears. It could be called. Death.

[–]SrBambino 1 point2 points ago

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how dare you repost and karma whore my friend's invention!

[–]dennyz 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not a polar bear expert but would it have been at all viable to go underneath the car?

[–]colourmeblue 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I was thinking. But maybe the bear's arms are long enough to just swipe him right out from under there.

[–]TheLocalNewsAnchor 1 point2 points ago

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Tonight at 11 we'll bring you the amazing story of one man's quest to popularize inter-species freeze tag. Stay with us.

[–]TheAwesomeinator 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I imagined this in the Scout's voice.

[–]MutatedKevin 1 point2 points ago

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I upvote this every single time it's posted because no matter how many times I see it, it stills makes me laugh uncontrollably hard.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I would even feel safe inside the car!

[–]Davey_Hogan 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if for a split second he was thinking, aww so cuddly?

[–]blowinmyself 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck everything about this.

[–]HardToImpress 0 points1 point ago

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"You play too much"

[–]kartoffelheinz 0 points1 point ago

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Did he dead?

[–]Intrepid00 0 points1 point ago

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I bet he carries a gun now.

[–]complex_reduction 0 points1 point ago

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Twinkle twinkle star, twinkle twinkle!

[–]nermid 0 points1 point ago

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[–]public-masturbator 0 points1 point ago

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CARRY A WEAPON, should you choose to stay in the arctic.

[–]public-masturbator 0 points1 point ago

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CARRY A WEAPON, should you choose to stay in the arctic.

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny and terrifying all at the same time.

[–]Smoopid 0 points1 point ago

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Those are horrifying photos.

[–]yougottawanna 0 points1 point ago

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Read this in the voice of the punk kids from Friday who keep dumping Ice Cube's trash cans and was highly amused.

Then I read the comments and a cold chill passed over me.

[–]swordfish774 0 points1 point ago

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Come on!

[–]bunneeboo 0 points1 point ago

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Iama from this guy...?

[–]f1zombie 0 points1 point ago

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I read the article and I don't get it - who was the guy snapping the pictures? And why wasnt he helping this guy?

[–]DaytonaZ33 0 points1 point ago

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Why the fuck would you lock your truck there? Who are you afraid of breaking into your shit in an area like this? The abominable snowman?

[–]electricalbanana 0 points1 point ago

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Hungry? Eat a Snickers..

[–]Stewpid[!] -5 points-4 points ago

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The right to bear arms against bears.

[–]wiggle987 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm just waiting for the right to grow your own bears, there's no evidence of adverse effects on health and well being.