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[–]boredeathly 226 points227 points ago

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boil it, mash it, stick it, stew it

[–]LuckoftheFryish 40 points41 points ago

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Made me dig up the YTMND. Haven't thought about that website for years.

[–]zaper002 10 points11 points ago

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[–]celestialwolf 2 points3 points ago

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I think you meant this

[–]Buckbeak69 31 points32 points ago

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Ring it, Sword it, Bow it, And My Axe It

[–]NittLion78 9 points10 points ago

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I love you.

[–]FuckYeahHyena 90 points91 points ago

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TATERLOGIC

[–]solancer 2 points3 points ago

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ONERINGLOGIC

[–]HaakonXCI 1 point2 points ago

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ONIONRINGLOGIC

FTFY

[–]pj134 1 point2 points ago

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I'M TIRED OF THESE MONKEY FIGHTIN SYLLABLES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY SUBREDDIT

[–]Sylocat 129 points130 points ago

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Forge it, wear it, lose it, seek it...

[–]FuckYeahHyena 88 points89 points ago

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find it, hold it, gotta hobbit

[–]Bilbo_Baggins 42 points43 points ago

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Wear it, bear it, fire unmake it

[–]nasi_lemak 23 points24 points ago

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take it, wear it, fear it, melt it

[–]capncanuck 19 points20 points ago

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hide it, seek it, want it, stalk it

[–]BooYeah0484 9 points10 points ago

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steals it, loses it, fights it, hugs it

[–]kyle1320 22 points23 points ago*

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Someone took the ring, gotta find it, maybe kill a hobbit. Mordorlogic. Mordorlogic.

I found myself reading these comment in the song rhythm..

[–]hobbit6 0 points1 point ago

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Drink it, eat it, smoke it

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago

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Makes sense. Uruk-hai are harder, better, faster, stronger.

[–]Frix 39 points40 points ago

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the Uruk-hai were a creation of Saruman. he made them by himself because he wasn't pleased with the inferior orcs that Sauron insisted on using.

Sauron himself never used uruk-hai in his armies

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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Good Lord, what have I done?

[–]Achillesbellybutton 45 points46 points ago

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God damn it Ryan!

[–]FuckYeahHyena 12 points13 points ago

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[–]BlizzardFenrir 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sorry I left the bread in the toaster too long. I have shamed my family of bakery samurai...

*commits seppuku*

[–]hieronymus_botch 9 points10 points ago

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No, both armies used them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruk-hai for easy reference.

[–]Frix 4 points5 points ago

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yes but Saruman definitely made some himself and they were considered the best according to Aragorn.

[–]andrew_asdf 1 point2 points ago

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Regardless, you incorrectly stated they were an invention of Saruman.

[–]brownboy13 0 points1 point ago

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Were't those the white hand?

[–]Frix 2 points3 points ago

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the white hand was Saruman's symbol which all of his troops (including his uru-hai) carried.

[–]ratatatar 7 points8 points ago

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why did Tolkien make their names so similar? Is there a legit relationship other than that they were allies? That always bothered me. "So there's this evil guy Sauron right? and this other evil wizard dude who kinda works for him... uh... SArUmaN! Yeah. That sounds evil, too."

[–]egonil 5 points6 points ago

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Saruman's real name is Curunir, which means 'man of skill,' I believe the name 'Saruman' is the translation of that name in the language of Rohan.

Gandalf's real name is Olorin which means 'of dreams' while the name Gandalf means 'wand-elf.'

Sauron himself took on other names through the ages, the most famous of which was Annatar.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Saruman sounds evil?

[–]Andrizzleton 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, these days it just sounds like a digimon...

[–]ratatatar 0 points1 point ago

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I named all my sons Sauruman.

[–]nhrn 0 points1 point ago

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From what I remember the wizards were some of the lesser gods in human form, so there could have been a legit relationship.

[–]egonil 0 points1 point ago

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Actually there was a relationship, but its not reflected in their names. Both Sauron and Saruman are by the very nature servants of Aule, the smithy god. This is why both Sauron and Saruman are skilled at making things.

[–]nhrn 0 points1 point ago

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I thought Sauron was initially a servant of Morgoth/Melkor?

Edit: Ah, Sauron was a servant of Aule but he betrayed him to go over to Melkor, my memory is so fuzzy.

[–]ratatatar -1 points0 points ago

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So the legends are true. They ARE totally gay for each other. Thus the importance of the ring.

[–]Adamulos 2 points3 points ago

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He did, but it was a mere fraction.

[–]SenorLovely 81 points82 points ago

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Mordorlogic.

[–]Sylocat 37 points38 points ago

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Mordorlogic.

[–]sturdycocopuff 18 points19 points ago

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Mordorlogic?

[–]FuckYeahHyena 33 points34 points ago

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Tolkienlogic.

[–]Captain_Candid -5 points-4 points ago

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Bibopbibbidylogic.

[–]zzyzzyxx 5 points6 points ago

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More door logic!

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[–]Austin116 0 points1 point ago

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Whatchu doing in Nevada? This thread is about middle earth.

[–]jmaccini 8 points9 points ago

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One does not simply logic into Mordor...

[–]TheJames69 6 points7 points ago

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REPOST IT

[–]Birthmark[S] 39 points40 points ago

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I apologize for being the first person to unwittingly repost something to reddit.

[–]tyl3rdurden 21 points22 points ago

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stop right there criminal scum!

[–]Birthmark[S] 15 points16 points ago

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Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

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[–]ColonelHamilton 15 points16 points ago

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Then pay with your blood!

[–]HaakonXCI 2 points3 points ago

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I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

[–]FuckYeahHyena 3 points4 points ago

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[–]OmNomNomBrainz 1 point2 points ago

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I've reposted Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

[–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

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Rule of thumb: if you didn't make yourself, chances are it's a repost.

[–]MrG 1 point2 points ago

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You magot-scum! :)

[–]jamalgee 3 points4 points ago

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listening to Homework right now, with The Fellowship open on my desk right beside me. How many upvotes can i give you?

[–]zserf 2 points3 points ago

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One.

[–]HotData 2 points3 points ago*

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I made this. Last month. And this submission got more upvotes.

I don't care about karma....but I'm AMAZED at reddit's attention span.

[–]Henry_D 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously! This is ridiculous! You should contact the mods and get them to take it down since I am assuming this is your OC. Which the poster has stolen.

[–]Optimash_Prime 13 points14 points ago

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That would be pretty awesome to listen to. Can we get somebody workin' on this?

[–]deusvires 27 points28 points ago

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preferably daft punk?

[–]Aleitheo 1 point2 points ago

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There is probably a vocal free version of the song somewhere (or someone can just remake it if they find the right samples).

As for the voice, is it human with effects laid on it or a text to speech program that has had the timing tweaked?

[–]Infobomb 1 point2 points ago

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It's a vocoder.

[–]K_U 22 points23 points ago

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[–]laufwerkfehler 47 points48 points ago

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Good thing somebody reposted in b/c I missed it in July.

[–]theexpensivestudent 16 points17 points ago

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It didn't have 8,000 upvotes; the up/down counter is spoofed.

[–]Audentio 4 points5 points ago

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It stops bots or something.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 2 points3 points ago

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It's been a month and the video hasn't been made yet? What the fuck reddit?

[–]Al-a-Gorey 3 points4 points ago

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8'000 up-votes with 7'000 down-votes. Why reddit?

[–]stygianstank 1 point2 points ago

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Well, it's at about the same ratio currently, so should we really be surprised?

[–]Al-a-Gorey 1 point2 points ago

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That's my point, why are there SO many downvotes, always. Not just this post but all posts, why so many downvotes? Even original content gets similar percentages a lot of the time. Is it just cynics and trolls?!

[–]BlizzardFenrir 1 point2 points ago

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No, it messes with bot algorithms. Mods (or admins?) can see actual upvote/ downvote counters, and I remember one occasion where a mod posted the actual upvote count, which was much closer to the amount of points with much less downvotes.

[–]Al-a-Gorey 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the knowledge friend, that makes a lot of sense. This explains the discrepancies between how much karma a post has and how much karma shows up on your profile for said post. (My first post gave me less karma then it should have.)

[–]thibit 0 points1 point ago

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Moderators can only see what users can see.

Am unsure as to how much the admins can see myself.

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[–]K_U -1 points0 points ago

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Keep reading the Reddiquette bro:

Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information.

Reading is fundamental.

[–]Tschis 1 point2 points ago

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Holy... people can make this work! Cmon I believe in the internet!

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

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Holy... people can 
make this work! Cmon I believe 
in the internet!

[–]zserf 0 points1 point ago

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Your robot thinks "cmon" is one syllable.

[–]Tschis 0 points1 point ago

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What is this bot?

[–]zserf 0 points1 point ago

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It analyzes comments, computes the number of syllables, and if it happens to be a haiku, it formats it.

[–]this_won 1 point2 points ago

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Best daft punk video I've seen so far

[–]hypoboxer 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome, thanks for this. (Made my day)

[–]this_won 1 point2 points ago

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Made the prime time of your life

FTFY

[–]stoprepostingthis 1 point2 points ago

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Stop Reposting It.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Copy, paste it, quick repost it.

[–]Drewlicious 1 point2 points ago

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The definition of a nerdgasm...

[–]wateristasty 1 point2 points ago

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Find it. Repost it. Repost it. Repost it. Repost it. Repost it. Repost it. Repost it...

[–]megabreakfast 3 points4 points ago

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Who do you think you aaaaaaare?

(Spice Girls....)

[–]SicilianEsq 3 points4 points ago

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Kanye West Version in 3,2,1...

[–]droctagonapus 1 point2 points ago

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Not Harder Better Faster Stronger, but Technologic

[–]throwaway121122114 2 points3 points ago

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Why did I read "Daft Punk Salmon"...

[–]Bilbo_Baggins 9 points10 points ago

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Swim it, spawn it, bears will eat it

[–]Auzwald 0 points1 point ago

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Very clever!

[–]Birthmark[S] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]iamgig 4 points5 points ago

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Apparently this is the source

http://imgur.com/gallery/gr0bt

They listed it at the bottom.

[–]BeefaloCL 1 point2 points ago

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For the love of god, it is Technologic... not harder better faster stronger.

[–]farfrmsane 0 points1 point ago

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and in the darkness, buy them!

[–]Pwnella 0 points1 point ago

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Lol riposte

[–]no_pants 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to daft punk before kanye west made it cool. Does this make me a hipster?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as "RULE 34 FIND IT BRING IT BIND IT"

[–]scottyhood 0 points1 point ago

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One Funk to rule them all, One Funk to find them, One Funk to bring them all and in the Punkness bind them.

[–]Elivictus 0 points1 point ago

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bop it!

[–]dilannnn 0 points1 point ago

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Ok

[–]Ghostland 0 points1 point ago

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Best submission to this subreddit all year! Nice up.

[–]Josh2021 0 points1 point ago

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That's amazing. Sometimes I'm like where is the good shit? This is the good shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Repost it*

FTFY

[–]WeAreTheEnd 0 points1 point ago

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RECYCLORRR

[–]silveradocoa 0 points1 point ago

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nice

[–]Wowbringer 0 points1 point ago

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I came

[–]seameat 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

[–]Schym 0 points1 point ago

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I want a song. Now.

[–]byITuseITbrkITReddIT 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant: Username ^

[–]Shua92 0 points1 point ago

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i want this on my phone...

[–]drupp 0 points1 point ago

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I like it, I like it alot

[–]JuniorsGrades 0 points1 point ago

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Get it out, get it up , get it in, get it off.

[–]lubbockleft 0 points1 point ago

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repost it

[–]Birthmark[S] 12 points13 points ago

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Searched it, couldn't find it, posted it.

[–]FuckYeahHyena 3 points4 points ago

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[–]sleeplessone -2 points-1 points ago

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I heard this to the tune of Harder Better Faster Stronger.

Rule it Harder, find it Better, bring it Faster, bind it Stronger.

[–]RonaldWeasly -1 points0 points ago

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Someone...please...please...Make this.

[–]critterheist -1 points0 points ago

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Did someone already make a BTK joke?

[–]technoSurrealist 0 points1 point ago

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What does a serial killer have to do with techno or fantasy novels

[–]critterheist 0 points1 point ago

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really? everything...baby

[–]filthymcbastard -2 points-1 points ago

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Fucking Daft Punk...

[–]abhi91 3 points4 points ago

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not sure if you mean it in a positive or negative way. ಠ_ಠ just to be safe.

[–]filthymcbastard 1 point2 points ago

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I find your comment awesome for some reason.

[–]abhi91 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be here all night...err...for the foreseeable future

[–]bat0u -4 points-3 points ago

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buy it, cook it, eat it, poop it!

[–]brningpyre -1 points0 points ago

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It'd be just like the French to lose in the end.

[–]Cige -3 points-2 points ago

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reee pooossst

[–]krakow057 -2 points-1 points ago

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imma let you finish, but kanye's version is harder better faster stronger

[–]Shaqsquatch -4 points-3 points ago

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ITT: People who have memory spans of less than a month and only know one Daft Punk song.

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[–]FuckYeahHyena 0 points1 point ago

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