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[–]JurrasicClark 94 points95 points ago*

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Best thing is how he runs away afterwards like some kid who just did a prank and doesn't want to get caught.

[–]PrisonerKnight 11 points12 points ago

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He probably realized, "Shit! I'm not going to get dinner now!"

[–]cholas 5 points6 points ago

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That kind of makes me sad for some reason.

[–]seoul 13 points14 points ago

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he's all like "HEHEHEHEHE!" when he runs away

[–]itkrepeatedly 28 points29 points ago

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Where's the part where he face rips them and peels off their genitals in an act of dominance?

[–]haux 31 points32 points ago

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That's on the bloopers video.

[–]yammerant 10 points11 points ago

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Accompanied by silly slide-whistle sound effects.

[–]haux 6 points7 points ago*

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And pre-recorded audience laughter.

[–]girlscantfight 8 points9 points ago

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I remember hearing about a chimp doing that to some guy, after fucking his face up.. all I could think.. "man.. leave the balls alone dude!!"

fucking animals will destroy your ability to reproduce!

[–]McNooberson 1 point2 points ago

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There was an oldish lady that was on Oprah that that happened to. Like her eyelids, nose, lips, all that was ripped off

[–]Pride_Of_Scotland 1 point2 points ago

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Clever girls...

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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That fencing looks pretty low, how is that supposed to keep hhim in?

[–]Jay_Normous 62 points63 points ago

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I think there's usually a deep trench between them and the wall.

But really the only thing keeping him in is that he doesn't want to go out and get a job

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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Fuckin' welfare gorillas.

[–]illgresi 9 points10 points ago

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That's racist.

[–]REDI_V_ID3R 1 point2 points ago

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Specist

[–]stardonis -2 points-1 points ago

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Fukin' gorilla warfare

[–]Maln 18 points19 points ago

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FIRE IN THE HOLE

[–]rsfkykiller 2 points3 points ago

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I heard this in the voice from BC2. Thank you.

[–]AnAngryFetus 1 point2 points ago

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I heard CS, but that works too.

[–]Kwizi 5 points6 points ago

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The chimps in Jerusalem zoo do the same. The zookeepers throw in vegetables and fruit in the exhibit, and for a while the chimps had the habit of throwing it right back at them!

[–]Lots42 3 points4 points ago

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Someone tosses me a hamburger, I'm eating the bitch

[–]Calumwins 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but if someone tosses me a carrot for my dinner they'd get that shit thrown straight back at them.

[–]KellyTheET 2 points3 points ago

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There was a chimp that threw a stick at me at a zoo in Grand Rapids...

[–]joneightyfour 4 points5 points ago

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Rise of the Plants of the Apes?

[–]virtyy 7 points8 points ago

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I imagine him while runing away going like zoidberg "woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop"

[–]MUSTARDKARP 5 points6 points ago

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Plasma Grenade

[–]bakew13 2 points3 points ago

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damn bottle kids...

[–]rednuck 2 points3 points ago

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he was helping them clean up, then ran off to get the kids and force them to help as well.

[–]Goradan 30 points31 points ago

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This same gif frontpaged less than 2 days ago...

[–]GZerv 6 points7 points ago

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i guess repost turnover rates are higher than ever

[–]Maarek 1 point2 points ago

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Ablooooo abloooooooo

[–]Chaalie 2 points3 points ago

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I haven't seen it, so I'm glad it was posted again.

[–]yelnatz 5 points6 points ago

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Ain't that some shit?

[–]mMmMmhmMmM 1 point2 points ago

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He is just helping them clean his cage.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Haha that gorilla is bad azz. Not like that polar bear.

[–]jaspernu 1 point2 points ago

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when I first saw this, I though he throw baby gorilla! I was like: OMG

[–]Soggybiscuit 1 point2 points ago

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Of course i will accept your offer of one motherfucker!

[–]ColHunterGathers 1 point2 points ago

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WHOOPWHOOPWHOOP

[–]riptaway 1 point2 points ago

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Wow this was literally posted a couple of days ago

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

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Repost.

[–]CorkyKribler 2 points3 points ago

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Gorilla warfare!

[–]OceanSpray 2 points3 points ago

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It's better to wait at least a week before reposting.

[–]TheMeatball 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe those 900 upvotes deserve a little blame too...

[–]EyewitBass 1 point2 points ago

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There is no shame anymore.

[–]Mr_Ballyhoo 0 points1 point ago

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Quick Draw!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck the police!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The way he runs away is so fucking hilarious!

[–]SeparateCzechs 0 points1 point ago

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Impeccable aim.

[–]D_for_David 0 points1 point ago

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Booom, double head shot

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamn those things are massive.

[–]WhiteDove 0 points1 point ago

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BUT DID IT HIT HIM!?!

[–]alexio202 0 points1 point ago

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I guess one of the zookeepers showed him planet of the apes

[–]thedude213 0 points1 point ago

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TNB

[–]zomgimagirlonreddit 0 points1 point ago

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Gorilla running away: "LOOOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

[–]Granite-M 0 points1 point ago

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Thing is, gorillas are so strong, he could probably just as easily hurled a bowling ball or a cinder block or a truck tire. Poo or dirt clods are way down on the list of bad things to have a primate throwing at you.

[–]Hamster_Huey 0 points1 point ago

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Guerilla Warfare.

[–]ajp3 0 points1 point ago

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thats the bomb shit right there

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It occurs to me that he considers the humans that surround him to be predators, or at least potentially dangerous.

[–]MedievalValor 0 points1 point ago

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FIRE ALL THE THINGS!

[–]tgunning 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey Assholes, you forgot one fuckers.......oh shit run!"

[–]BoredAsian 0 points1 point ago

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Run-by poo-slinging?

[–]Kolada 0 points1 point ago

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Even though i've seen this, upvote for the title haha

[–]kurtozan251 0 points1 point ago

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FRAG OUT!

[–]jettbalasko 0 points1 point ago

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BOMBOARDMENT!

[–]blooregard325i 0 points1 point ago

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Commas, people! Commas!

[–]vladtehimpaler 0 points1 point ago

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AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!

[–]tiofu 0 points1 point ago

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rise of the planet of the apes..BEGINS!!

[–]Mattyfaz 0 points1 point ago

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"oh shit he saw me! Runnnnn!"

[–]rxshea 0 points1 point ago

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that's apeshit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ahhh this takes me back to public school..

[–]damendred 0 points1 point ago

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It's pretty old, but I don't know if it's that old.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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huh? oh.. no thats how 90% of the black kids acted

[–]skunkzgerald 0 points1 point ago

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Gorrila Warfare

[–]ManDragonA -1 points0 points ago

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Hem ... run out of commas ?

[–]jrhoffa 1 point2 points ago

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No, that was a motherfucker he threw at the person.

[–]youngmonk 0 points1 point ago

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Well I upvoted you.

[–]Grey_Duster -1 points0 points ago

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This was posted yesterday!!!!!!!!!

[–]spacecarb -1 points0 points ago

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wow never seen this before thanks! ಠ_ಠ

[–]p4nd4ren -2 points-1 points ago

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Best thing about this gif is that i saw it here yesterday

[–]Mekak -1 points0 points ago

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oh man I was just starting to hate reddit for all the iphone whales, this just saved it for me.

[–]bluescholars -2 points-1 points ago

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Gorilla Warfare.

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[–]WeirdestBoner85 0 points1 point ago

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The mean ones are the humans who are keeping it a cage

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[–]mitchij2004 1 point2 points ago

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I can't tell if this is racist or just retarded...

[–]Luke_Hypnos 0 points1 point ago

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It was an evolution joke.