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[–]lollipop_chainsaw 3 points4 points ago

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[–]PDAisAok 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Vestan_Pance 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Scruffy_Gunman 1 point2 points ago

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This made my really shitty morning just a shitty morning. thank you sir.

[–]teh_colonel 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed but then got really sad because I'm 21 and still can't grow one :(

[–]chanteur8697 1 point2 points ago

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I have a handlebar mustache and I can attest that OP is 100% correct.

[–]Whitworth 1 point2 points ago

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They are all well and good until you eat ice cream, soup, anything melted cheese, brush your teeth, and accidentally pull on hairs while eating. And try to have a passionate kiss with the wife.

[–]crazyhit 1 point2 points ago

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I can only imagine :- (

[–]A_Slow_Descent 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't know because I am under 50 and also not a rapist :/

[–]keepcalmnherpdyderp 0 points1 point ago

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EDIT: What it feels like to have **boobs.

[–]jormugandr 0 points1 point ago

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Salad-stache.

[–]ogudaktig 0 points1 point ago

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I have one. They're fucking itchy.

[–]FPSalchemy -1 points0 points ago

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