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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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What? Why is this bad? Taking dumps at work is awesome.

[–]bostongeorge91 5 points6 points ago

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Agree, they're few pleasures in life. One of them is getting paid to take a dump

[–]adgre1 1 point2 points ago

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yep, teacher here. the worst is 30 minutes into my 90 minute 8am class.

[–]T-Luv 2 points3 points ago

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Just lie and say you drafted a homework assignment and forgot to print off and bring them, and you need to go back to your office and get them. Then when you come back without homework, you say "I thought about it and decided I want you guys to enjoy your free time away from class. No homework after all!" And everyone will be so happy that there isn't a homework assignment that they won't ask any follow up questions.

[–]gogglepants 1 point2 points ago

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And the expression remains the same.

[–]theblackraven 1 point2 points ago

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How do you force yourself to take a morning dump anyway?

[–]DrMambo85 1 point2 points ago

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I never have to force myself. It just happens, and it's glorious.

[–]alwaysnude 1 point2 points ago

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I have worked from home for about two years, and my former employer has been trying to lure me back to my previous 9-5 office job. I tell them I'm not interested because I don't want to commute anymore, but the truth is that I can't imagine going back to using an office restroom again.

There's just not enough money to make me want to share a toilet seat with a bunch of co-workers.

[–]bostongeorge91 0 points1 point ago

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If I don't take a dump in the morning, my farts (yes plural) could clear a whole room out

[–]woofers02 0 points1 point ago

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Just drink a couple cups of coffee, you'll be fine.

[–]BunsonHoneydew 0 points1 point ago

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Now Beaker, I will not discredit you for taking a dump at work.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've got a really good nude shot of an ex-girlfriend posing in her bedroom. In the photo, she's still got that high school athlete's body. A beaker doll is in the photo, flippin his shit. It's pretty funny.

Some days I wonder if should post it for all the karma.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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fuck that... what's better than getting paid to take a shit?(in shit-taking terms)

[–]rfp_drew 0 points1 point ago

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When I have to poop in the morning I hold it in until I get to work. Fact: nothing better than pooping at work.

[–]bostongeorge91 -1 points0 points ago

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