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[–]romanticgripper 1 point2 points ago

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Now the question on everyone's mind is did you get that before or after the fact?

[–]greenHillzone2 0 points1 point ago

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Yay Diabetus!

[–]latterdayaint 0 points1 point ago

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LOL... 1) I lost it to a lawnmower accident. 2) it's spelled diabetes.

[–]greenHillzone2 0 points1 point ago*

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Thanks for correcting me, but I believe that on the interwebs, it is spelled "diabetus." As in Wilford Brimley, the walrusman, and his advert for Liberty Medical. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPbEcfb56M I also work in a hospital, which is why I thought you had lost the toe to diabetes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That will save lots of questions from little kids at family reunions.

[–]MonkeyFit 0 points1 point ago

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Went out for milk, never came back.

[–]bobthetitanic 0 points1 point ago

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Now I gotta think of a unique tattoo for my nub too.

[–]ThePiemaster 0 points1 point ago

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Where isn't it?

[–]jaskmackey 0 points1 point ago

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Ew.